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Get you a dog who can do both.

(handsome good girl and complete gerblin)

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#dogs are the best #landseal #dogs of tumblr #Laila what are you doing?#pit mix #at least we think so #dog #doggo

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red-plutoo

Computer. Pre-transition Trans Tim + timsteph and they break up but only because Steph is a raging lesbian and can’t stand men, computer do you hear me?

fuzzy-oooze

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

nitashinori

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

#Eastern US #Speed Racer #and I think Sailor Moon was the second #then Dragon Ball

prokopetz

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

batsandboba

myriapoda-1306

I often feel like a forager wasp when I'm buying dairy for my family

myriapoda-1306

I posted this to my tiktok and someone commented this:

myriapoda-1306

I often feel like a forager wasp when I'm buying dairy for my family

myriapoda-1306

I posted this to my tiktok and someone commented this:

mitrevisan

Hmm depression

captain-price-returns

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

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birdskiss

nightwingsgypsyrep

One thing I love about Jason Todd is that, when he is at his most angry, his reaction ultimately boils down to ‘fuck you, I can and will do your job better.’

Pissed off at Bruce for the first time? Not only is he attempting to show Bruce that killing can be a good thing, he’s also beating half of his rogue gallery at their own game as a means to an end. Black Mask is fuming and Jason is just like ‘shut up this ain’t about you’

Pissed off at Penguin? Lock him inside his own panic room and take over his whole business.

Pissed off at Dick? Murder Nightwing.

Pissed off at Tim? Cosplay him in his own house.

He is a menace, but weirdly predictable in his anger. I can just imagine Bruce getting a call from Oracle to say that Jason is pissed off again.

Bruce: who’s he pissed off at this time?

Barbara: Riddler, by the looks of things

*Bruce, later that night, finds Jason swinging Nygma’s cane like a bō, with a fat notebook of completed riddles taped to the Batsignal. There is also a hot pink post-it note with the words ‘THEY’RE PISS EASY AND YOUR GRAMMAR IS SHIT.’

Just Jason Todd at the first hint of annoyance:

Passive-aggressive (mostly aggressive) unwilling (but nobody asked him or wants him to do this) employee of the month Jason Todd

killhitleragain

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

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fandaniel

doing some light study before bed......

succubusboyfriend

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

slightmayhem

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

melon-official

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

agam-shel-barvadim

seriously tho, that’s how the internet was intended to be, just in general. you reply to things when you get to it. idk how the HELL that ended up turning into a culture of constant availability, but that’s not how it was meant to work. constant availability is unhealthy.

eemamminy-art

I always say my DMs are a bulletin board, not a phone call. We come back to the conversation whenever, it doesn’t have to stop and start only when we’re both there. Something really joyous about walking up to a huge message from your pal replying to the huge message you sent them before sleep!

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