This Spaceship Has A Passenger Seat

Hi everyone 👋🏾

So it’s always very hard to ask for help but I’ve learned it’s ok to go to community for support.

it’s been some months since both my mom and grandma died two weeks apart, then I was laid off of work shortly after returning due to the pandemic, and the pandemic financial assistance ends this week.

I live in New York where my rent is $2600 and my roommate’s hours were cut and landlords are not cutting anyone any breaks. I’m coming to community to ask for help-if anyone has a bit of money to spare, it would be very appreciated ☺️

hey please share and donate to help this man get out of this evil fuckin situation

The Thunder Helm…a family heirloom and relic of the Gerudo. But it was stolen from us.”

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is....

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

Who the fuck is this post even talking about put last names                    

This is so fucking funny because

1. If you do not recognize from the combination of “Toph” “Zuko” and “life-changing field trip” that this is about the popular aughts children’s cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender, you are not the target audience of this post. But if you were curious you could have used the energy you spent making sure I’d see this checking what it was tagged – or better yet Googling either name, because they are one of a kind fantasy names made up for the show.

Well figure the last name out 😡

Wait but –

What –

@blamerussia​ replied to your post “*bolts upright suddenly* Oh, Toph didn’t need to have a life-changing…”

I’ll wait                    

But I –

Huh.

[“fire” in chinese]

Smith

Jones

McMillain von Fuckface de Donk

[son of] Ozai

Hotman

It’s surname-given name order and his family name is Prince

I am pretty partial to Zuko Zuko

-(Toph) Beifong

-(Wang) Fire

“HE IS COOPERATING! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS DOING WHAT HE IS TOLD TO DO! HE IS HOLDING STILL! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS NOT BEING THREATENING! HE HAS PUT HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS HEAD AS ASKED! HE IS NOT RESISTING!”

and that was something I hadn’t thought to do before. It certainly let the cops know what the narrative of eye witnesses was going to be.