up to no good

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

raise a cup for all the posts you couldn’t reblog because someone added something abysmally stupid and the op’s deactivated

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

obviously no one is asking you to be a scholar on race but how are you going to boast about reading 100k+ fan fictions daily and then turn around to excuse yourself bc of your lack of education on racial issues. put down the enemies-to-lovers slow burn and pull up a reading list. crack open a book. go

i want to live above a bookstore café and have a little balcony garden you can see from the street that is all

looking up at night and realizing omg !!!!! stars !!!! - i dont think i’ll ever outgrow that