i laugh like me again

me and the moon talk about u

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

unfortunately scientists have discovered that those who engage in "livestreaming" do not have any chance of seeing the light of heaven 😨😥😓

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

i do have powers but i promised my english teacher in third grade i would stop using them during class and it turns out it was a magical promise so i cant use them monday through friday

Having lesbian friends feels so healing. I love u lesbian friends.

i'm actually really fucking tired of people acting like antiblackness is only harmful and serious when done by people in power as if most of the atrocities committed against us haven't been done by your average person

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

I’m kissing all your pets MWUAH

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]