i laugh like me again

me and the moon talk about u

eevery time i get another hit of talking to my friends my addiction grows, every time im done spending time with friends, its only a matter of time until im jonesing for my next score

and now i know how goob of meet the robinsons felt

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

on the one hand i appreciate the internet making libraries trendy again but on the other they don't fucking pay me enough to deal with waves of people all here for the same resource the library is also not paid enough to have an abundance of

yeah sorry the fantastic resource your tiktok savvy child told you about has a 20 person minimum wait list across all our locations, they slashed our mobile hotspot supply in half because we couldnt afford to pay the wireless companies for all of them

if youre gonna recommend libby to all your friends and family, and hashtag read banned books cant you please help us stay funded. the stats of your participation are a useful, and we are so grateful for your patronage, but fuck it's not enough. we need advocates

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

unfortunately scientists have discovered that those who engage in "livestreaming" do not have any chance of seeing the light of heaven 😨😥😓

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

i do have powers but i promised my english teacher in third grade i would stop using them during class and it turns out it was a magical promise so i cant use them monday through friday