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laslloronas

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

laslloronas

I wasnt kidding btw

THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF

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jolonensis

they should revoke your driver's license if you have over 1000 observations on iNaturalist

jolonensis

i am a (holy shit red shouldered hawk) hazard to everyone on the road including myself. wait pause turn around i need to get a pic of that sky lupine along the highway back there

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Once I was in a car with an older ecologist. He was telling me about how he had avoided the draft in Vietnam because his major professor — luminary, vital author of the modern synthesis of the theory of evolution — was such a distractable driver that his dean was haunted by the specter of “X university professor kills 37 in car accident” enough that he was willing to write ANY paperwork for a potential grad student so long as the luminary NEVER drove a university vehicle. That was the foundation of this man’s career: driving a luminary who couldn’t be trusted to traverse highways where species could be observed.

Partway through this story the ecologist saw a novel Mimulus and braked so hard he bounced my head off of the dashboard.

#adventures in biology #once on the way home from an ecology conference with a van full of undergrads and grad students #the grad student who was driving almost caused a highway accident pulling onto the shoulder #because we saw a snowy owl on a power pole #none of us gave him shit about the dangerous driving because we were too busy piling out of the car to get a picture #the phd student i was a research assistant for once hit the ditch in the university truck because he saw a ctenucha moth #it was incredible. we didn't even get stuck.

olderthannetfic

An extremely exhaustive and representative poll of all of tumblr ever

Okay, cryptkeepers, let's do a super well-planned demographic survey.

How decrepit are you?

A puling infant - <20

Advertiser's wet dream - 20s

Still got it - 30s

How dare you not be embarrassed to exist - 40s

Basically dead - 50s

Sounds fake, but okay - 60s

BOW BEFORE THE LICH QUEEN, PUNY MORTALS - 70 and up

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

olderthannetfic

Six thousand? Already like 4x as many people as on polls that matter, but we can do better!

log6

possibly the most inappropriate use of an exclamation mark I've ever seen in a formal publication

#pretty sure i know exactly which engineering disaster this is talking about #or at least i hope so #i would hate to think that happened twice

Look who was waiting for me when i got home from work!

(Catocala relicta, the white underwing moth)

#bugs for ts #so fluffyyyy

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lokaror

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

ubersaur

God forbid women do anything

justpastsaturn

She had a good time, too

#good for her.gif

homunculus-argument

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

jumpingjacktrash

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

scattered-to-the-winds

There’s no what

ashfae

"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.

In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.

indieninja92

theres no squirrels in australia???

marleythegoldfish

Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS

alostpan

WHAT??

gay-jesus-probably

Australia is to squirrels what Alberta is to rats

shower-thoughts-last-responder

There's no rats in Alberta??

blueelectricangels

Hold on, wait, i have a sticker for this

Sorry, lights are off in my office due to migraine, but yes! Alberta claims to be rat-free and is weirdly serious about keeping it that way.

#in this case rat-free means to our knowledge there are no breeding colonies in the province #and reports of rats are taken very seriously and investigated #it's a whole thing #one of like three invasive species that the govt takes seriously

dabblingreturns

Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

#previously it was 'sewing on the couch and leaving the needle stuck in the armrest because would be right back'#now i have dogs that are dumb enough to eat the needles #and also a leather couch #so it is probably either 'cutting threads with my teeth'#or 'gauge swatches are for the weak'

adamsvanrhijn

what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism

#psychiatric nurse turned homemaker #and #school teacher turned hotel manager turned vanilla factory employee

sometiktoksarevalid

#excuse me where are you getting your NEON GREEN GLOVES #all of ours are boring purple-blue

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askarkham

It’s like someone went crazy with a label maker and I love it.

raeloganthesonic06fangirl

How can you forget this gem??

#i blame robin tbh #can you not see 12 year old dick grayson drunk with power (and a label maker)#adhd king dick grayson who bruce probably well-meaningly suggested he would benefit from being more organized #bruce looking at his desk chair which is now labelled 'bat chair' thinking 'well i don't see how that will help'#'i guess if he needs that label then who am i to judge'

oneofthosecrazycatladies

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

#NCIS original flavor #i'm probably fine #it was a later season so i won't have to make a workplace harassment complaint

lifeofloon

She's not interested in participating in the day

#i mean same

I think it's very unfair that a sinus infection can make so many things that are not strictly your sinuses hurt.

#the text-postening #there is a patch of skin just above my ear that feels like i got hit by a ball-peen hammer 7-10 days ago #buddy you're only kind of neighbours with that eustachian tube WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM #i get why my top molars hurt but why do the /bottom/ molars hurt?#i would like to file several complaints

curiositysavesthecat

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 4

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blueelectricangels

Ship, bud, you are far overestimating both my memory and the number of friends i had between the ages of 15 and 20.

#might be a problem for /you/ buy i am built different #i forgor #/smacks brain #this baby can fit so many biology facts in it but damned if i can remember how i met 80% of my current friends #and let's be honest by the time i meet them i will have forgor even more except for the sense that they were good folks

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curiositysavesthecat

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 4

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#lol 15 is what...grade 10?#fuck yeah i would #i mean all the worst bullying happened well before that #so really you're just giving me the opportunity to do two or three more degrees and maybe get diagnosed with adhd before my 30s