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Waves at the beach
Rushing breeze through leaves
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The shine of a gem
Dancing embers of a flame
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Kind of fascinating how many flags and shirts and stuff I saw this Canada Day. Like, I have lived on the prairies for most of 40 years, and I can confidently say I've never seen this much quiet patriotism on Canada Day.
Granted, I was on a boat for it last year, so it's hard to tell whether this is hangover from the continued idiocy of the Dingus-in-Chief, or a very Albertan response to our homegrown crop of sovereignty idiots, or just being really excited about soccer.
But like. Even my neighbourhood of old, mostly white, mostly well-off people all had flags lining their driveways (in contravention of HOA bylaws no less!).
Grad student, somewhat plaintively: "Hey, you're pretty familiar with D-net sampling from wetlands, right? Is it normal to have a huge amount of substrate in the sample?"
Me, knowing exactly why they're asking: "Yup."
GS, more plaintively: "Like almost all of it?"
Me: "Sure is, bud."
Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

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my bag is raising a lot of questions already answered by my bag.
image shows a canvas tote bag reading: this bag contains: cheese, wine, definitely not the disembodied head of our oppressor. the first two items have green check marks next to them and the third has a red x. there is red splattered along the bottom of the back, particularly concentrated in one corner.
stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off
The fact that geese manage to actually scare so many people is such an interesting example of the predator instinct to avoid a confident animal.
Because we are predators, and Geese are prey animals with hollow bones, no teeth, and no claws. What they do have are wings to make them look bigger and a fuck off attitude. That attitude works on most people apparently.
Just "I'm gonna getcha" and as a species we fall for it almost every time.
Yeah they don't have teeth but they do have serrated edges on their bills that can act like teeth. They also apparently have spines on their tongue.
Read about Do Geese Have Teeth? (All You Need To Know) on Birdfact.
Geese are amazing waterfowl known for their unique mouths that have fascinated people for ages. If you're short on time, here's a quick answ
Probably still not much of a threat to adults, but they do have some tools to Get You with.
Speaking as someone who has rescued a multitude of Canada Geese (with training and appropriate permits, etc), they will indeed Get You.
While they don't quite have the same ability as their larger cousins the swans to break your arm with their big fuckoff wings, I feel like calling them hollow-boned is maybe burying the lede a little bit. Consider, if you will, the size and strength of wing required to get what is essentially a feathered cinderblock up into the air.
It isn't just a threat - they will wreck your shit if given sufficient motivation. Sure, an adult human might win - but victory will come at the cost of many deep and weirdly located bruises, and probably being covered in goose shit. It isn't worth it.
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You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?
There's no books in there, I can leave immediately
Less than a day
1-3 days
4-6 days
1-3 weeks
4-7 weeks
2-3 months
4-6 months
7-11 months
1-2 years
3 years or more
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You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.
It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.
Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.
Some people have wondered whether you have other forms of entertainment in this scenario.
You have all the items that are currently in your room, BUT you have no internet connection.
You are also aware that you can only leave once you've read all the books.
Your life is paused so no one will miss you and you won't get in trouble for missing work/school, and you can't communicate with anyone from the outside world.
ā¦ā¦ do I have to comprehend what I read? Because I have some books in Latin and Greek in here and itās been a looooong time since college.

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Bug has decided that while I am working from home and thus my lap is occupied by other things, crammed between my lower back and the chair is an equally acceptable location to hang out in.
Tre gave him these
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Today in "weirdest things that have disappeared from my labs": all my plastic spoons
Previous winner was "cat skull but not the jaw for some reason", but I think the spoons take the top spot now
So i work at a university, right.
All my coworkers are adults. Most of them have at least one graduate degree.
So why do i feel like I am a kindergarten teacher at a rich people private school?