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slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

conqueringthenoodle

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

torirosepatrocolus

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

sobcat

ready for what the next week brings...

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

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b33tl3b0y

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

lightninggrave

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

aokozaki

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

lightninggrave

posting is exactly like beowulf

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

killer-fille

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

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pmamtraveller

The life cycle of a cherry.

sunsbleeding

talesfromthecrypts

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

bruzum

rox-and-prose

shit girl it sure is

reddpropaganda

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

owny-chan

au where hes saying all of this at once

vampire-crimson

the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis

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nicomrade

starofhisheart

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

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