Fall's Blog

the lion does not concern itself with the real love life of its rpf ships

stepped onto my porch to get some fresh air at 9 am and could hear the screams of agony coming from the direction of the hendrick motor sports campus. must be their monday race review meetings.

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

Fox, mumbling to himself while walking: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Thire: Fox? Fox: Not now, Thire. Fox: 5, 4, 3-- Thorn: Fox? Fox: Don't interrupt me. Thorn: ...? Fox: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Stone: Fox? Fox: I don't have time right now. Fox: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...5, 4-- Hound: 7, 8, 19-- Fox: Fresher duty. Hound: Me!? Fox, after taking a deep breath before entering the office: Sorry I'm late, sir, but I did warn you that I had another meeting that would run-- Senator: Listen to me, you sniveling little worm-- Fox, squaring his shoulders: No, sir. That kind of language will not be tolerated, not when I have tried to accommodate you to the best of my abilities. Senator: You will not speak unless spoken-- Fox, taking another deep breath: Sir, this meeting is now over. You may schedule another meeting when you are in a better mood. Senator: How dare you! I am not leaving this office! Fox: You have five seconds to vacate that seat before I make you. Senator: How--!? Fox: 5... Senator: The Senate will-- Fox: 4... Senator: You cannot-- Fox: 3... Senator, standing and walking to the door: This will not be tolerated! Fox: Thank you for your time, sir. I hope to see you again on better terms. Senator, storming out: I never! Fox, letting out a shaky breath: You did it, Fox...You did it...

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.