1. Image description: Ilya and Shane wearing tuxedos while standing next to each other onstage at the MLH awards show

Text [by survivalistfantasy on tumblr]: my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

2. Image description: Ilya sitting in his Vegas penthouse hotel room bed with a cigarette in his mouth

Text [by mceymard on Twitter]: all he do is smoke & give u meat / you dating a bbq grill sis

3. Image description: Shane yelling at Ilya at the bottom of Shane’s condo stairwell

Text [by doulbedoink on Twitter]: Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

4. Image description: Ilya lying on his couch watching Shane win The Hockey Cup™

Text [by Annabllebitch7 on Twitter]: I want what’s best for him / And it’s me

5. Image description: Shane smiling while Ilya reaches his arm out to grab the back of Shane’s head