i won.

GODS I DID NOT EXPECT TO HEAR HIM SPEAK

oh God he's so French

His name is "Amaury Guichon." What, were you expecting him to be Brazillian?

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

and waste fresh meat???

alright class moving onto chapter 2. um steven can you put your katamari ball away aaand you just rolled us all up and youre going around the whole campus with it. ok

Guys what if they put me on antidepressants and I don't like MCR anymore

Day 1: still like mcr

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.

I cannot stress enough that I have a minor speech impediment and voice-to-text decided it was more likely that I said "mexicanity" than "masculinity." I was not in fact alluding to the potential healing benefits of being Mexican. I am however perfectly content with this post being about that instead.

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

i was picturing this as after a successful writing jaunt but this is so much darker

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

The leaning tower of pussy