Dipshit with a Cape

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

Queen City Deli bringing the heat into 2022 with a new sign

It’s 2025 and we’re still so normal ♥️🪞

Never kill yourself, new wet beef drop

4000cc breast implants :)

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

my live reaction to this moment

cowpool universe is being born

🔴🐄🐄🐄🟢🐄🐄⚫🐄🐄⚪🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🔵🐄🐄🐄

Jerma was playing Devil May Cry 3 and it bugged out and sounded like an atomic bomb went off lmao.

Yup.

SHAPE HELL 2

Jacobs went on to record more than 10,000 concerts, with increasingly sophisticated equipment, over four decades in Chicago and other cities. Now a group of devoted volunteers in the U.S. and Europe is methodically cataloging, digitizing and uploading them one by one. The growing Aadam Jacobs Collection [link to internet archive] is an internet treasure trove for music lovers, especially for fans of indie and punk rock during the 1980s through the early 2000s, when the scene blossomed and became mainstream. The collection features early-in-their-career performances from alternative and experimental artists like R.E.M., The Cure, The Pixies, The Replacements, Depeche Mode, Stereolab, Sonic Youth and Björk.