Just Discourse Things

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

is that a fucking burger king crown

please dont cuss this is a church service

RIP Charlie Kirk

I had a dream where FGO introduced a marriage mechanic and everyone loves it so much Genshin straight up added sex to the game as a response.

To add to this it was also very poorly implemented, and you had to have sex in a modern apartment that looked like a gmod map that clashed with the entire artstyle of the game. You had to sit next to the character you wanted to have sex with on the couch and press the HAVE SEX button but the game would regularly crash when you did.

So, like, mobile games in about 3 years?

So...

The best part is that I have no memory of writing that, but I’m still nodding sagely at past-me’s accuracy.

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

DAMN YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME CHOPPED! CURSE YOU, FOR MAKING ME UNC! 67 ! 67 ! 67 !! YOU CANNOT DROWN A MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATHE!!!