you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary
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you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

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“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website
literally 😭😭😭
Anxiety I
by Tove Ditlevsen tr. Cynthia Graae and Michael Goldman
Anxiety is old it reeks of childhood it has no object is awakened by glances, words and sudden noise lives in recurring dreams where the one you love shows the deadly hatred he hides by day.
People’s eyes are yellow they are too close together and they have no lashes over them their menacing eyebrows run endlessly together the corners of their mouths dislocate and twist, watercolor-wet do not look at them slip away from any dangerous and keen attention.
Wrap yourself in rhythms and rhymes from the old bygone songs hide with the troll and the dragon the pure evil shy away from all affection even from the child who plays with and caresses the cat shy away from his expectation his memories his blocked future.
Seek the company of those who peacefully turned away want nothing from you libraries waiting rooms railway stations people with suitcases in hand have firm contours unknown goals in a world that is not yours.
All the others are transformed under your stare as if under windswept waves they know that you see their secrets and innermost thoughts hate your lurking and waiting you do not know the day of the catastrophe approaching by the hour.
Anxiety is old your father and your mother are safety and danger staring through your lover’s eyes and are not dead. Do not watch them. Lay flowers on the grave light candles at night fold your hands and hum in devotional horror the old forgotten songs.
clark wip as I attempt to relearn how to use color when painting digitally
Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?
0
1
2-3
4-5
6-7
8-9
10-14
15-19
20-24
25-29
30-35
36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)
Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

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“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.
Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.
From my reply: maybe the repairs have to be done as a tiny line of kryptonian script which is why ma’s stitches keep coming out. Until she gets it under her lamp and magnifying crochet glass and realizes that’s how all the other repairs were made! Then she painstakingly hand stitches the kryptonian script and it turns out this is a highly specialized career back on krypton that took decades to master and she figured it out in one or two days
ok final thought: the same line is used over and over again, and Ma assumes it’s some sort of prayer/saying/purposeful sentence. protective.
Clark translates it for her: “May the script of this House (El) protect you.”
thousands of tiny overlapping lines where the suit repaired itself in the Fortress; and then, in Ma’s delicate blue stitching, carefully inscribed: “May the script of this House protect you.”
in her stitching, the meaning changes ever so slightly. there isn’t a symbol or glyph for the Kent House, but the thread speaks for itself.
Clark Kent carries the blessings of both Houses on his skin, always.
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I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.
Clarkkkk your jealousy is not subtle babe. This is the face of a man who just realized *why* you care so much about his “girlfriend”.

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This is a haterism post and truly you can do what you want forever but some of these fictional character ships are not having children. Bio or adopted. Some of them aren't even getting married
I am begging for the heteronormative nuclear family type dynamic that gets forced on every fictional relationship ever to die
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
it's wild bc by most standards of fiction tastes/things i'm creatively interested in making, i'm actually quite wimpy and soft? i don't really like tragedies or very grimdark stuff, bc i feel like i need a bit of morale boost at times, ahaha. if it doesn't have a semi-upbeat ending i get Sad. and i can feel that way by reading the news anytime, so i do try to avoid that currently.
but ohhhh my god. the Escapism™️ in veilguard was like. fascinatingly fucked up, so i can't look away from it. vividly detailed and unsettling self-portrait of canadian liberals. i was trying to figure out what the thought process could be, behind taking a well known, popular, semi-dark fantasy setting and turning it cozy. and i think it's something like this:
@dreamingofthewild @acquired-elfroot @icharchivist i am adding your tags to a collage and shaking hands with them 🫡
i also wanted to add one final element of the Escapism™️ in veilguard. it is not escapism in "society is good and people are nice and things are calm!" type of way. nor is it escapism in a "things start out bad, but through perseverance and empathy, people make it better and find solutions!" type of way. these are fantasies of either living in a better world, or being able to seize control and create a better world, in a way that most people can't achieve in their normal lives.
in my opinion, veilguard's escapism is that of escaping responsibility, stress, or discomfort from world events, even as they have a terrible impact on other people.
for a comparison, let's look at the previous 3 games.
i will add this banter here bc i really didn't have to write all that. it was just literally in the game. rip to all those people dying of blight in ferelden who could be rescued with the eluvians and sheltered in the lighthouse, but, have you considered: stealing solas' house and then renting it out as an expensive airbnb 😔
best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩
aquarium date 🐠

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me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock
my dad: i thought it was bones
me:
my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal
prev you’re the only person here that gets it