Eric. 34. Tx

also annoying when you make a post about yaoi sex and men come onto it to try and make it about gay sex in real life. this is the women’s fetishizing porn fantasies zone bitch

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

sadly the teaches of peaches is mostly lacunae but hard working scholars have been able to piece together at least two verses, being that "[one can] fuck the pain away" and "[...] like sex on the beaches".

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were