Mini Fanfic #1357: Hawaii Shenanigans (SSBU X Sonic X Star Fox)
Mario & Peach's Family
Peach: (Starts Shaking a Bit in Fear While Standing on a Board Platform, Attached to a Zip-Line Rope with Shadow) .....S-So...This is where- ('Gulp') We'll be zip-lining too?
Instructor: (Happily Nodded) That's right! (Points the Duo to the Other Board Platform in the Far Distance) All the way to the finish. The ride itself will increasingly get fast down the line, but I'm more than certain that you two will have a fun time regardless.
Peach: Yeah, i-I-If nothing happens along the way. (Quickly Closes her Eyes and her Hands Together as She Pray) Please don't let anything bad happen along the way, Palutena.
Palutena: Relax, Peachy, you'll be fine!~ Probably~
Peach: (Starts Looking Up and Pouting at the Sky) The "probably" part is REAL helpful right now, thanks!!
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome!~
Peach: THAT WAS SARCASTISM!!
Shadow: She's right, mother. You do need to calm yourself. Besides, I can use Chaos Control to save us if that rope does break.
Peach: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Shadow's Head Behind Her) I know you would, sweetie~ ('Sigh') Your mommy is just being a scardy cat right now.
Shadow: Haven't you ever went through obstacles that are more adrenaline heavy than this before?
Peach: Yeah, a few times with Mario, Luigi, and co. But that was a long time ago and my heart pressure is starting to raise up as we speak!
Shadow: (Hugs his Mother From Behind) Maybe a hug would help deplete it a bit?
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Turns Around Hugs Shadow Back Lovingly) It always help, baby, thank you!~ (Starts Kissing Shadow on the Cheek)
Shadow: (Turns Away Slightly While Blushing a Bit) Hm.
Mario: Get ready, Hat Kid-(Does a Running Headstart While Having Hat Kid Attached Onto him in the Front) Cause it's time to LET'S-A-GOOOO!
Hat Kid: (Raises her Hand Up in Excitement as She and her Father Zip-Lines Further and Further to the Goal) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
Sonic (Does a Running Headstart Also While Holding to his Girlfriend From the Back) Don't worry, Ames, I ain't gonna let go of you one bit!! (Begins Zip-Lining Towards the End) WOOOOOOOOO!
Amy: (Too in Love with her Boyfriend to Be Scared of What's Happening Right Now) I LOVE YOU, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!~
Peach: ('Gasps') That's it! If I could scream my lungs out throughout the zip-line, my fears could go away in an instant.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to Peach's Idea) Alright. Then think for a second. What is the one thing you want to scream out the most?
Peach gives a thought for a few more seconds before ultimately zip-lining alongside Shadow. Upon doing so, she boldly screams out......
Peach: I LOVE MY GIANT SIZE FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!~
Certified Uncles (Ft. Morrigan)
Peppy: You guys want me to join this "Certified Uncles" group of yours?
Dedede: (Happily Nodded While Sitting Under the Shade of an Outdoor Bar With Peppy and the Others) You know it! We figured you would be a perfect candidate for our crew.
Escargoon: Yeah, especially when you're a living legend to the eyes of us and the kids.
Peppy: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing a Small Bit) Aww shucks. Y'all are too kind~ (Takes a Bit of Sip of the Drink he Ordered) All these years of being veteran pilot, it still surprising to see how much folks look up to me these days.
Sojiro: Being a veteran for that long does have it's pretty good merits
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement with Sojiro) Mhmm!~ And the stories you told us seconds ago are a major plus in our eyes.
Dedede: Hence why you're qualified! (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) A lot more so than Mr. Worst Uncle of the Underworld, that's for sure.
Peppy: (Snickers a Bit) That Hades fella tried to persuade y'all again?
Dedede: On the very first day we arrived here! Tried butterin' all of us up with six whole pages of application!
Escargoon: (Places his Hand onto the Side of his Head) If that wasn't a clear sign of desperation, I dunno what is.
?????: Fool always been delusional for eons, so it ain't surprise me on that front.
The Uncles & Morrigan: (Turns Over to a Very Familiar Face Taking his Seat Right Next to Peppy) Rodin!
Dedede: Fallen Angel of the hour! You just got done demon exterminating in the other side?
Rodin: Yep. Some of those little fuckers are more trouble than they worth, but it still ain't nothin' I can't kill off. (Turns to the Bartender) Give me one of more strong, spicy creation you have- (Casually Places his Tip Money on the Stand) Please and thanks.
Bartender happily nods her head as she gets to work with Rodin's requested order.
Rodin: (Turns to Peppy Right Next to Him) As I live and infernal breathe, Peppy Hare.
Peppy: (Casually Waves at Rodin with a Smile) Howdy. I take it you heard of me as well?
Rodin: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Of course. Besides Enzo, there ain't dumb fool in the globe that doesn't know about of the three, original founders of the Star Fox name. Shame you gotta share that mantle with that pork grind though.
Peppy: ('Sighs Heavily') Trust me, I'm dreading that tinbit just thinking about, but he was a member of our old team all the same. (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Pure Annoyance and Disgust) No matter how much I want to shoot that traitorous swine down and outta orbit again...
Rodin: Would be specticale to see given the opportunity. But nevermind the negative past for now. (Summons a Book on the Palm of his Hand) And celebrate one your of finest works to date.
Sojiro: (Tightens the Glasses on his Face a Bit Before Reading the Title of the Book) "Barrel Rolling Through the Trenches of Life, Peppy Hare." (Turns Back to Peppy) You made a autobiography?
Peppy: (Smiles Proudly) Yep! Back when I was filling in as General for Pepper during the Anglar Invasion. Life's moving a little too fast for this old Hare, so I figured write out my whole life journey from start to finish. (Turns to Rodin) Never in all my years, that I would have the Fallen Angel himself be a fan of work.
Rodin: Your life story was the most moving and captivating piece of nonfiction I've read in all eons. It got me to read a book again with how good it was.
Morrigan: (Raise Her Hand Up Excitedly) Where could we find a copy? I would love to learn even more about your origins.
Peppy: It been years since I sold a few copies, so I can't say they're any of bookstores near you, but I'm more happy lend you all the ones I have left if you like.
Morrigan: Of course!~
Escargoon: Sure!
Sojiro: if you insist.
Dedede: What's free is free!
Ludwig & Kumatora
Ludwig: (Seen Taking a Stroll on the Beach with Kuma in Hand) You seem more ecstatic than usual today, my dear.
Kumatora: (Smiles Brightly) Hell yeah, dude, the beach here rocks! It's a lot bigger than your town's.
Ludwig: Yes and a lot less crowded as well.
Kumatora: Oh yeah, for sure. But I gotta ask you something.
Ludwig: (Turns to Kuma) Hm?
Kumatora: How come you're wearing that regular t-shirt of yours? It's like 85° Degrees out today, maybe even hotter than that after a while. (Frowns a Bit in Concern) Last thing I want is the heat to get the better of you. Not on my watch. (Pounds her Fist Onto the Palm of her Hand with a Glare)
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly) Not even the ray of sunshine could stop of your protective fury~ (Frowns a Bit Shyly) But I'm afraid my reasoning behind all of this is rather.....Insecure at best.
Kumatora: (Forms a Small Reassuring Smile on her Face) Babe, come on. You know I ain't the one to judge. Unless it towards dumb, smug people.
Ludwig: (Snickers a Bit) Yes, you do have some choice of words towards those individuals, some more colorful than others~
Kumatora: (Playfully Shrugs) Hey, if they quit winning all those stupid prizes from all those dumb games thrown at them, I wouldn't have to be so cold-hearted. Now talk to me.
Ludwig: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Right, so, as the years of my life goes by and my "Kooky" phase slowly starts to deteriorate by the day-
Kumatora: Awwww.....
Ludwig: No used getting sad, that departure was for the best. But anyways, due to how bigger and wider my body gradually become in recent years, I usually lumped into the Heavyweight Class with my two of my other brothers, Morton and Roy.
Kumatora: Neat. I see nothing wrong with heavy meat in your bones.
Ludwig: You're right to think that. But here's the thing, Roy built and shows off his muscles on a nearly daily basis and Morton isn't too far off from him despite him bring the second youngest. Me, on the on the other hand? My strength fairly compatible to theirs in some occasions, but rather than having bulky muscles and biceps like those two, I'm the only one that ended up on a bit of a more.....chubby side of the spectrum. Try as I might in our morning training regime, it seems i could never have my body be on par with theirs, at least in the visual development.
Kumatora: Hey man, I get where you're coming from. I've been training my magic and kicking all types of butt throughout my whole life and my chubby bod is still intact. (Grabs the Side of her Stomach a Bit Before Letting Go, Making it Jiggle a Small Bit) Baffling, I know.
Ludwig: (Turns Away a Bit While Blushing) Actually, i...would like to argue and say that's one of the many things I find the most attractive about you~
Kumatora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) D'Awwwww~ You really mean that, Luddy?~
Ludwig: Of course. Having you with it a few muscular, built features would be a sight to behold, but...I believe the bit of chubbiness you possess has won me over more times than I could count, not only for the attractiveness I've mentioned earlier, but for also having it doesn't slow you down in slightest. And I admire that a lot.
Kumatora: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around her Boyfriend's Shoulder) You're very sweet, babe~ But If you ask me, I believe the logic you just made, implies to you too as well.
Ludwig: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Is that right?
Kumatora: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, man. You can be pretty quick amd flexible in your movements whenever any form of action calls for it. Hell, the fact that you're been able to keep up with an adrenaline junkie such as yours truly, for this long in our relationship might as well be accomplishment of the century.
Ludwig: (Smiles Sheepishly) Well, I really couldn't afford to slow you down, let alone be a burden.
Kumatora: Oh hush. You know that doesn't bother me that much. (Happily Lay the Side of her Head onto Luddy's Shoulder) I'll always love you for you, man, even if you are chubby. In fact, I find that to be a hefty plus on my book~
Ludwig: (Raises an Eyebrow at Kuma) Is that so?
Kumatora: (Looks Up at Ludwig with a Cheeky yet Seductive Smirk on her Face) You heard me. I happen to like my blue haired boi all nice, big, round n' chunky, and all cute like in face~ (Starts Kissing Luddy's Cheeks) He's too handsome to resist sometime, ya know?~
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly and Ticklishly by Kuma's Affections) Well, in that case, it seems I have no used for this t-shirt after all.
Ludwig gracefully takes off his t-shirt, showing off his body for the very first time in public. This, in turn, however, leaves his girlfriend struck in pure, blush filled awe.
Ludwig: So? What do you think?
Kumatora: ........Hot~
Ludwig: (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened) H-Hot!? (Starts Blushing as Well) Me?
Kumatora: Yeah, dude, look at you!~ Rock solid muscles, well-rounded pecs, and that tummy- (Turns to Her Boyfriend) You don't mind if I-
Ludwig: I-If you truly insist~
Kumatora: I truly do. Thanks, hon. (Lightly Smacks Ludwig's Stomach a Bit) It's so hard and bulky yet so squishy at the same time, it's perfect!~
Ludwig: (Turns Away While Rubbing the Back of his Head, Smiling Bashfully Now) C-Come now, I wouldn't say it's THAT perfect of a body structure~
Kumatora: (Hugs Ludwig Lovingly) Yeah? Well it's perfect enough for me. It even passed my Hugging Test with flying colors~
Ludwig: (Turns Back to Kuma with a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Didn't know I had such a test~
Kumatora: (Smirks Back) You did a few seconds ago. It comes with a nice kiss as a reward~
Ludwig: With an "I love you" intact?~
Kumatora: A VERY hefty "I love you" on intact~ (Leans Over and Kiss Ludwig on he Lips)
Maria: (Seen Gushing Over the Couple in the Mid Distance with Alucard Under her Green Umbrella) Awwwwww~
Alucard: (Silenty Gives his Student a Thumbs Up)
Roy: ('Scoffs') Barf. (Starts Flexing One of his Muscles) My rad, rockin bod still outclassed you fat-
A speeding blue fireball and a pink firebolt knocks Roy out in an instant.
Falco & Katt
Falco: PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Continues Laughing From There)
Katt: (Absolutely Livid at What is Shown to Her on Falco's Own Phone) What the hell am I looking at right now!?
Falco: (Points at the Picture on Screen) Your new redesign. It's like you came straight out of the alley way, literally! (Continues Laughing his Ass Off)
Katt: But that's impossible. T-That can't be me. (Glares at Falco) And I don't recall ever living in some random alley way growing up, Falco Lombardi!
Falco: (Tries Calming his Laughter Down Again) Hey- (Shrugs) Couldn't have fooled me. With how cracked and crooked eyed they made you look in the face, I'd say it pass the accuracy test with flying colors- If she could see where's flyin' that is! (Continues Laughing. Again.)
Katt: (Starts Growling in Anger) Speak for yourself, chicken legs!! (Shows Falco his Redesign Picture) YOU look like you came RIGHT OUT of Cuckoo Clock!!
Falco: (Immediately Stops Laughing) Cuckoo Clock? (Glares Back at Katt) Me!?
Katt: Yeah, you heard me! And I don't mean those fancy looking clocks either. I'm talking about those old, out of date clocks that are so dusty and expired like your redesign's dumb face!
Falco: 'Ey, at least it's' recognizable! If that redesign of yours didn't blurt out her name during that one section of the level, no one wouldn't know that's you!
Katt: They would've figure it out eventually!
Falco: Yeah and they'll be in for the most hilarious disappointment of the whole year and I'd STILL be laughing my ass off to sleep!!
Katt: ('Ugggh') You are so CHILDISH, Falco! Your ugly redesign would never!
Falco: And unlike your redesign, you're obnoxious, stuck-up, and VERY pretty to look at sometimes!
Katt: Well, you're still as handsome as you've always been for a jerk!!
Falco: God, I hope your redesign is at least half as sassy and hell of a pilot as you are right now!
Katt: And I hope you get over here and give me the kissing of a lifetime right now, mister!!
Falco: (Leans Closer to Katt) You're pushing it, Monroe!
Katt: And you're delaying the inevitable, Lombardi! Just do it!!
Falco: ('Ugh') Fine!
Katt: Fine!!
Falco/Katt: FINE!!
Then, after a few seconds of glaring at each other, the couple Immediately starts passionately making out with one another on the red towel they've sitting on the whole time
Krystal: (Giggles Softly at the Couple From a Mid Distance While Sitting Next to an Already Sighing Fox) Look at that!~ Their lover's quarrel was so entertaining and a lot cuter than I thought it would in actuality~
Fox: (Removes his Hand From his Face) This always happens in their fights. They have a scream-off at each other's faces one moment and the next,they end up smacking lips like their life depends on it, in public. Sometimes it ends with them having sex somewhere afterwards. They're a mess.
Krystal: An adorable mess~
Fox: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) That seems like a fancy way to call them Constant Headaches~
Krystal: (Pouts at her Boyfriend Sitting Next to Her on Their Blue Towel) You know exactly what I meant, meanie. (Sighs Before Smiling Again) Anywho, I'm excited for your new game to come out a few weeks.
Fox: Same. Though, I do wish they didn't give us yet another retelling of the Lylat Wars for the umpteenth time.
Krystal: (Rest the Side of her Head onto Fox's Shoulder) Oh I'm sure you'll have yourself a brand new adventure waiting for you, in the sequel. (Gasps Before Getting Excited) They could finally bring me into the spotlight as well!~ (.....Then Starts Dreading atthe Potential Realization) Hopefully my redesign won't be as bad as Katt's....
Fox: (Looks Down at Krystal With a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Nah, I'm sure it wouldn't look too bad. Even then- (Gently Scratches Under Krystal's Chin) It wouldn't hold a candle to how gorgeous the real deal is in my very eyes~ (Kiss Krystal on the Forehead)
Krystal: (Giggles Some More) Foxyy!~ Gimme a real kiss or I will pounce you!~
Fox: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah, I like to you tr- (Immediately Gets Pounced onto the Towel by Krystal as She Starts Kissing Him Afterwards)
The Magic Trio
Owain: (Seen Looking Around the Gift with Zelda and Mewtwo) Come now, Mewtwo, there's plenty of unique, exquisite gifts to behave here! (Picks Up a White Colored Cane with a Crab Attached on the Top) Like this snazzy looking cane for instance. (Examines the Cane in Front of Him) Hm.....Seems like a perfect gift to give to father for Father's Day this year.
Zelda: Honey, your dad isn't old enough for any cane in general. (Happily Presents a Book to Her Boyfriend) How about we give him instead?
Owain: (Walks Over and Reads the Title of the Book) Legandborn. (Forms an Intrigued Smile on his Face) Ahh~ A very fascinating title for a dark fantasy book indeed. I surely hope he likes it.
Zelda: (Gives Owain a Reassuring Smile on her Face) I surely believe he'll love the heck out of it once he gets invested. (Shows off Two More Books) I even recommend he tries out Empire of the Vampire and Empire of Silence for fairly cheap proces.
Owain: Empire Glore! (Wraps his Arm Around Zelda's Shoulder) Your assistance today has been a huge help to my heart, my dear princess.
Zelda: (Happily Hugs Owain Back) And you being here, by my side has brought me such happiness in every waken day of the year, my sweet Owain~
Owain: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Zeldyyy!!~ I love you!~ (Kisses His Princess on the Lips For a Few Seconds Before the Two Turn Over to the Third Portion of Their Trio) Rejoice, Mewwy! For our princess and I found these marvelous books for my father to love!
Mewtwo: (Seen Looking Over the Jewelry Section More Thoroughly) That's great, Owain.
Zelda: (Walks Over to her Best Friend Alongside Owain) You still couldn't fine anything for Vivi yet?
Mewtwo: Not quite. I can't seem to a find single item in this shop that she would like.
Owain: Really? (Shows Mewtwo the Cane He Was Lookong at Earlier) Not even snazzy starfish cane?
Mewtwo: (Takes a Look at the Starfish Cane in Question) Hmm.....This does seem like something she would dance around with for hours on end....How much it cost?
Owain: (Takes a Look the Price Tag) $21.45!
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) Solid enough. I'll take it. (Turns Back to the Jewelry Section) Now, to see which jewerly she would like.....
Zelda: (Smiles Softly at Mewtwo) You really really like Vivian a lot, huh Mewwy?
Mewtwo: It's much more than that now, Zelda. She's my girlfriend now. I love her very much and- (Notices Zelda Staring at Him With an Even Wider Smile Before Sighing) I walked into that one, didn't I?
Zelda: (Happily Hugs her Best Friend) Indeed you diiid!~ I know I told you this like....a million times already, but I cannot express enough just how happy I am for you adorable kids!~ I can tell you've missed her a lot since we got here, huh?
Mewtwo: I wouldn't exactly say I-
Zelda: Mewwyyyy.
Mewtwo: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fine. I missed her immensely, especially her hugs and kisses. They're to affectionate for me to ignore completely ans that bothers me.
Zelda: (Starts Snuggling onto Mewtwo's Embrace) Ohh, my poor baby!!~ Being lovesick this whole time, it sucks!~ Luckily, this vacation is coming to a close real soon. We'll see her again in no time. That, I'll promise you. (Gives Mewtwo a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Owain: And once we do, we'll have you present her the cane AND this lovely seashell necklace I just found in the second section!
Zelda: Whoa.... (Eyes Widens in Awe at the Various of Shiny Seashells Pieced into One Whole Necklace) Look at all those seashells. They're so pretty~
Mewtwo: (In Awe at the Necklace as Well) Yes. I think Vivian would look incredible in them already.
Zelda: Right!? I could picture her wearing it to your next date together, it'll be amazing!!~
Mewtwo: Near perfection. How much that cost.
Owain: Only $12.75!
Mewtwo: Perfect. You're perfect, Owain. (Turns to Zelda) And you are as well, my friend. (Gives Zelda a Kiss on her Cheek)
Zelda: (Giggles Softly as her Heart Starts Melting) Awwww~ We love you too, Mewwy!~
Tech Buddies
Tails: (Seen Sitting Next to Coco on a Teal Color Towel While Watching the Sunset Together) ('Sigh') Another day of paradise coming to a close already~
Coco: ('Sighs in Relaxation') And an one and a half an hour left until we head back to our humble room~ (Turns to Tails Next to Her) The view is way prettier here than Wumpa Island.
Tails: Really.
Coco: I mean it. I think it's probably because I see the sun setting there on a near daily basis that it got a lot more predictable for me per say. But here......this is way beyond the type of breathtaking I've seen, even on a paradise setting. Gonna be a real long time before we experience something like this again, I'll tell ya that much.
Tails: You know, we could always use the Dimensional Ring to come by here again, have some quality fun time before watching this very sunset again. It might not exactly be the same as it is right now, but it'll still be a good enough experience for the both of us to share.
Coco: (Starts Nodding her Head to the Idea) Yeah....I dig the idea. But let's not do it too often, yeah? I want it to be a once in a month kind of thing, you know? Ooh! And before we leave here tomorrow, how about we grab as a few mangoes on the road? They taste super yummy and I kinda want to see how that and a Wumpa Fruit would taste together in a blended smoothie~
Tails: Yeah, I can already picture it right now. I bet it'll be- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) Suuuuuper yummier than either one of us could- ('Yaaaaawn') Imagine......
Coco: (Giggles Softly) D'Awww~ My poor fox buddy getting sleepy on me already?~
Tails: ('Yawn') Not quite. Just feel the need to yawn more often than I should. That and I- (Slowly Lay his Head into Coco's Lap) Kinda need to rest on your lap for now. If that's alright with you, of course.
Coco: That's perfect enough for me! (Looks Down at Tails with a Sly, Mischievous Smirk on her Face) But fair warning though, you are in direct range of my kisses right now~
Tails: Do you have to kiss attack me now? I just wanna laze around and rest a bit.
Coco: But I have this really cute and shiny lip gloss I've been trying out all day today- (Starts Putting on the Sad Puppy Dog Look) And I really wanna test it out on my bestest buddy in the world~ Pretty please?~ (Starts Wobbling her Shiny Lips)
Tails: (Snickers a Bit) Those lips does look pretty cute and shiny on you~ ('Sighs a Bit in Defeat') Alright. You can do your worst.
Coco: (Pumps her Fist Back a Bit) Wo-Yeah! (Smirks Down at her Best Friend) Better prepare yourself, Miles Prower~
Tails: (Starts Snickering) You didn't even say my full name right!~
Coco: (Starts Leaning Down) Don't care! Kissy-Time!~ (Starts Kissing All Over Tails's Face (Minus the Lips))
Tails: (Starts Giggling Ticklishly) Cocohoho!~ You minx!~ At least take it easy on the haiheheir!~
Coco: I'm comb it- ('Mwah') And those fluffy- ('Mwah') Tails of yours- ('Mwah') As soon- ('Mwah') As I finish- ('Mwah') Kissing that cute face of yours to oblivion!~ ('Mwah Mwah Mw-Mwaaaah')
Tails: (Continues Laughing) Oblivion?~ Really?~
Coco: Oh you know what I mean, busyer! Now hush up and face my Bandicoot power!~ (Continues Kissing a Tickling Tails From There)
Wave: (Watches Two of her Bratty Friends From the Distance Alongside her Boyfriend, Funky) ('Scoffs') Are you seeing this right now, Funky? They swear up and down that they're not a couple and yet they always ended up doing adorable crap like this!
Funky: (Casually Shrugs With a Smile on his Face) Platonic Friendships does have plenty of cute moments from time to time.
Wave: (Starts Rolling her Eyes) Yeah and those two have over a thousand of them already. Damn kids.
Funky: (Wraps his Arm Around his Swallow Lady) Don't be like, pretty mama~ They'll come around to romance world eventually. It just takes some more patience, you know?
Wave: (Starts Blushing Before Snuggling onto Funky's Warm Embrace) ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah. I get what you mean, 'hon~ But mark my works, I will make their dating a living hell the very day they make themselves official, you'll see!
Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) I'll be rootin' for ya all the way, partner~
Wave: ('Hmph') You better! (Starts Smiling a Bit) And thanks~ (Kisses Funky on the Lips)
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Mini Fanfic #1356: The Smash Kids Back Home (SSBU X Persona 5)
Few Days Earlier Outside of the Smash Mansion.......
Ann: (Seen Talking to Lucas Along with her Wife, Shiho) So are you absolutely sure you and the others will be okay in that mansion by yourselves?
Shiho: And that you're perfectly fine on not going to Hawaii along with us? It won't nearly be as complete without any of you guys in it.
Lucas: (Gives Two of his Big Sister Figures a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Yeah, but there's no need to any of you to worry. Us Smash Kids are really tough when push comes to stove.
Ashley: (Walks Over to the Sunflower Trio) And we're stronger when we fight together. (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her) Or at least, I am when I'm with you, Lucas~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Ashley Back) Aww~ I'm stronger when I'm with you too, Ashley~
Shiho/Ann: (Starts Gushing Over the Younger Couple in Frint of Her and Ann) AWWWWWWW!~
Ann: God, I'm gonna miss seeing you two being cute together!~
Shiho: Same!~
Lucas: Thanks, girls~ (Starts Tearing Up Immensely) But it won't be as much as how I'll miss you two!!~
Ann: Oh honeyyy!!~ (Squats Down and Hugs Lucas Lovingly Alongside Shiho) The vacation won't be too long! We'll be back in a week and a half, promise!!~
Shiho: We'll find you kids the finest souvenirs we could find along the way- ('Sniff') You can count on it!!~
Lucas: You girls are so sweet!~ ('Sniff') We'll love anything you'll get us- ('Sniff') But all I want for you two-('Sniff') And everyone else participating in the trip, to have the best, most relaxing time Imaginable- ('Sniff') We'll watch over the mansion just fine, I promisheseee!~
Shiho: Now who's being the sweetest out all of us here!?~
Ann: Words cannot how much Shiho and I are gonna miss you, kiddo!~ ('Sniff') And how much WE LOVE YOOOOOOOOU!~ (Bursts Out Crying Along with Shiho)
Lucas: I LOVE YOU GIRLS TOOOOOOOO!!!~
Lucas bursts out crying as well as he gently pulls a slightly hesitant Ashley into the emotional group hug with him and the now married ladies, prompting her to smile and hug them shortly after.
After all of that has been said and done, everyone got inside two of the Smash Tour Buses and begins to wave goodbye to most of the Smash Kids staying behind.
Smash Family: GOODBYYEE!~/See you all again soon!/Stay out of trouble, ya hear!?/ We'll think of you all of you everyday!!~/WE LOVE YOU!!~
Peach: (Already in Tears) ('Sniff') Please be safe and healthy in there! Call me, the moms, dads, uncles, and/or anyone else if you need ANYTHING- ('Sniff') So long as it isn't anything illegal!~ ('Sniff') Oh gosh- I'll miss you all oh so much, it hurts!!~
Ness: (Gives the Princess Mom a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with the Rest of the Kids) You don't have to worry, Momma Peach, we'll be fine!
Toon: We'll miss you all like crazy though!
Kirby: Poyo!!~
Peach: I can and will worry about you sweet little angels!~ ('Sniff') But I trust that you'll be fine on your own!~
Bus Driver: Next stop, the Airport and after that, Hawaii!!
Peach: ('Sniff') (Immediately Uses her Pink Hankercief to Wave Goodbye to her Babies) BYEEEEEEEEEE!!~
Smash Kids: (Starts Waving Goodbye to Everyone as They Watch the Two Buses Drives Off) Goodbyeeee!~/ Have a nice trip!~/ Bring us something cool back!!/Poyo Poyooooo!~
Ness: (Turns to the Others) Let's head inside now, guys.
Smash Kids: (Simply Nodded to Ness' Command)
'Door Opens and Closed'
Nana: (Eyes Widens in Pure Awe Alongside Everyone Else as They Walk Inside the Inside of Their Own Mansion) We....We did it.
Popo: We finally have the entire Smash Mansion to ourselves....
Jr: One and a half week of no adults or teens bossing us around........
Toon: And it all ours to look after.......
Ness: With no strings attached.....
Kirby: Poyo.........
And so, within three to four seconds later, The Smash Kids (Except for Lucas and Ashley) scream their lungs out as they scatter and runs off into different rooms, causing ruckuses and mayhem along the way.
Ness and Toon running up the stairs and sliding down on the staircase railings, rinse and repeat, The Ice Climbers running around the hallway while banging their respective kitchen pans loudly, even Kirby is seen running around the kitchen table before stopping to finish up an entire juice box in one suck before resuming back to running in circles.
Ashley: ('Sighs in Annoyance') The day haven't reached it's evening phase yet and they're already acting like a bunch of maniacs in here
Jr: (In the Other Room) I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING!!! ('SMASH') (Starts Laughing Evilly)
Lucas: (Shrugs While Smiling Sheepishly) At....least we get to be involved in this kind of madness together.
Ashley: (Rest the Side of her Head onto Lucas' Shoulder) I suppose~ (Starts Pouting a Bit) It'd be nice if the two of us get to have our cuddle time in peace and quiet~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ashley Again) We'll have it all in due time. I promise.
Ashley: (Smiles While Snuggling onto Lucas' Embrace a Bit) I know~ I just feel like complaining today.
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) You silly~ (Gives Ashley a Peck on the Cheek)
Ashley: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That being said, i do wonder how we're all going to get through all of this....
Lucas: Of being home alone?
Ashley: Yeah, like what and how are we gonna eat and what's our schedule is going to be like throughout the week and a half. We can't just run around and potentially wreck every room in the mansion everyday.
'Dimensional Ring Summoning'
Lucas: That is true....Still, I'm sure after everything calms down, we can see if Ness has come up with any plans going forward.
???????: You could do that or you could just let me watch over you crazy kids going forward.
Lucas/Ashley: (Eyes Widens at a Very Familiar Face Standing Behind Them Just Now) Ms. Kawakami!
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Sadayo's Lower Half of her Body) It's so great to see you here today, Hiii!~
Sadayo: (Giggles Softly While Gently Ruffles the Top of Lucas' Hair) It's great to see you too, kiddo.
Ashley: You're going to watch over all of us for the time being?
Sadayo: (Happily Nodded) Yep! From the request of your Momma Peach. (Forms a More of a Deadpinned Look) At the very last minute.
Flashback
Sadayo: (On the Phone with Peach) You want me to watch over the kids for the time being?
Peach: (Wiping the Last Remaining Tears Away On the Other Line) Until we return home after week week and a half. You're the one person I could trust and believe with this task, Sadayo.
Sadayo: A-And trust me, I am very honored for all of that indeed, but uhh....You do realize yours-
Peach: Ours.
Sadayo: Right, right- Our kids comprises of two highly advanced psychic users, a witch, a hero of time, two professional mountain climbers, a son of an evil trutle tyrant-
Peach: And a pink adorable puffball with a a stomach equivalent of that to a literal black hole.
Sadayo: Wait, seriously?
Peach: It's true. Kirby accidently inhale one of the Toad Bridage once- I believe it was the Yellow Toad? It's a long story to explain- Anyways, yes, I am fully aware just how capable each of my babies are, but- ('Sigh') You know me, I'm a mom! I can't help but to worry about their well-being- (Starts Tearing Up Again) Especially when I'm about to be another dimension away from them.....(Starts Crying Softly a Bit)
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Yeah, I understand the long-distance dilemma quite a bit. ('Sighs Some More') I dunno, I just...Don't wanna end up messing everything up on the whole mom thing along the way, you know?
Peach: Oh sweetie- ('Sniff') Everyone in the world has their moments of messing up sometimes, even us moms. You just gotta learn from those mistakes and try doing better afterwards. If anyone can do it, I most certainly believe that it would be you.
Sadayo: (Genuinely Surprised by the Pep Talk Given to Her) You.....Actually have that much faith in me, do you?
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Of course i do, dear!~ We're friends and friends always believe and have faith in each other no matter what. It's high time you start doing the same for yourself.
End of Flashback
Ashley: ('Sigh') Yeah. That definitely sounds like something Momma Peach would do.
Lucas: (Smiles Softly) And would say too. She always have a way of making anyone feel better and more confident.
Sadayo: I know, right? This is the most motivated I've felt in my whole entire life.
Toon: JERONABALLLL!! (Seen Sliding Down and Then Flying Off the Railing Before Falling onto Sadayo's Arm....) Hm?- Ahh! (... Before Eyes Widens in Shock Shortly at her Very Present)
Sadayo: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Younger Hero of Time) Hello, Toon-san.
Toon: Ms. Kawakami! (Chuckles Awkwardly) L-Long time, so see.....
Ness: (Eyes Widened From the Upstairs) Ms. Kawakami!? (Immediately Rushes Down the Stairs to See Her and the Others with an Awkward Smile) W-What brings you into our lovely home, hmm?
Ashley: She's here to watch over us for the week and a half.
Ness/Toon: She is?
Popo: (Immediately Walks Over to the Pthers with Nana While Holding the Pans Down) Ms. Kawakami?
Nana: Watching over us?
Kirby: (Walks into the Entrance Room While Holding a Perfectly Made Sandwich) Poyo Poyo?
Sadayo: You heard right. Your Momma Peach gotta so worried about you kids on road, so she asked me to look over you all at the very last minute.
Toon: Yep. (Holds Off of Sadayo's Hands) Definitely sounds like something she would do.
Ness: (Nods his Head in Agreement) Especially when she's already from a dimension distance. But we should probably tell Jr about this before he-
'SCATTERED VASE'
Smash Kids: ('Sigh') Break something./Poyo Poyo.
Jr: (Rushes Over to the Entrance with a Big Grin on his Face) Yo! You guys should've seen me in the other room, I was-
'Clears Throat'
Jr: (Eyes Begins to Widened at his Teacher Turnt Mother Figure Glaring Down on Him) Crap. Ms. Kawakami is here, isn't she?
Ness: Yep.
Jr: Here to watch over us?
Sadayo: For a week and a half.
Jr: And that's probably because Momma Peach called you at the very last minute or so?
Lucas: You guessed it.
Ashley: Ding-Ding.
Jr: Huh. (Notices His Black Baseball He Was Holding Before Quickly Hiding it Behind his Back) U-Uh- Just letting everyone know right now, I only broke ONE vase today!
Ness: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) Which one?
Jr: The.....(Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Love One...I think?
Ness: Good thing we have plenty of spares of that particular one in the closest.
Toon: (Shrugs to Ness) At least the whole Home Alone concept was fun while it lasted
Sadayo: Oh come on, kids, this isn't too bad of a scenario. I mean, sure, being home alone, when I was your age, seemed fun at first, for like an hour and a half, until more and more minutes and hours passed by, to pure boredom. So much to the point that I ended watch the local news and repeat the words "Hot in Topeaka" just to pass the time, even did a whole research of that place and everything.
Ice Climbers: Yeesh.
Toon: That can't be fun.
Sadayo: (Shrugs) Eh. Could've been a lot worst in retrospect. But seriously though, I'm still kinda new to this whole....Mom business. All I ask is you kids try not to give me too much hassle, yeah?
Ness: (Gives Sadayo a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with Toon) I wouldn't worry too much about us.
Toon: (Wraps his Arm Around Ness' Shoulder) Yeah, we're way less trouble than you think, at least compared to Jr here.
Jr: Hey!
Toon: You have nothing to worry about.
Later that Evening.....
Kirby: (Happily Rushes Out of the Kitchen with Five Slices of Pizza on his Plate) Poyo!!~
Sadayo: (Glares at the Pink Puffball) Kirby!! You get back here with that plate of pizza, young man! You already swallowed nearly a whole box of them already!
'Boing Boing Boing'
Sadayo: (Quickly Turns to the Two Sources of All the Bouncing) Popo! Nana!
Popo: (Immediately Stops Bouncing on the Sofa Alongside Nana While in Their Night Clothes) Sorry.
Nana: Force of habit.
Sadayo: (Sighs While Facepalming Herself) ('Ugh') Whatever- (Points the Ice Climbers Upstairs) Just make sure your brother doesn't eating all that pizza up there, will ya?
Popo: (Shrugs) Nearly impossible task considering who we're dealing with, but we'll try.
Nana: Kirby! (Rushes Upstairs Along with Popo) You better not be eating pizza up there!
Popo: Save it for tomorrow!
Kirby: (Already in the Room) Poyo!!
Toon: (In a Heated Argument with Ness) Dude, how long are you gonna get into your thick head that the Rasengan is one of the top best super techniques to have in all anime!?
Ness: And how many times do I have to explain to YOU that the Kamehame Wave is far more influential in comparison!?
Toon: ('Scoffs') Please. You're obviously not saying it right!
Ness: What the- They literally pronounced it that way in a few episodes!
Toon: Does not!
Ness: Does so!
Toon: Does not!
Ness: Does so!
Toon: Does-
Sadayo: (Quickly Glares at the Two Boys) Enough! Both of you! You've been going at it for nearly half and hour now, don't you know when to quit?
Toon: Till one of us is proven right?
Ness: (Shrugs) We feel it's the only situation to settle this debate once and for all.
Sadayo: Yeah? Well, the only thing debates like that brings is a nothing but headaches on my end! Now, put it to rest, march up to your rooms, and sleep, please!
Toon/Ness: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, ma'am. (Goes to the Staircases)
Ness: I am so right, by the way.
Toon: Not on your life, Yo-Yo Boy.
Sadayo: Hey! Less debating, more marching up there! (Notices Jr Casually Walking By While Holding a Bg of Gumballs) And where do you think you're going with candy in your hand?
Jr: To my humble room where I cam enjoy my sweets in peace.
Sadayo: In the middle of midnight? (Takes a Bag Out of Jr's Hand) Yeah, I don't think so.
Jr: Hey!
Sadayo: Matter of fact- (Squats Down to Jr's Height Level) Have you even brush your teeth at all before getting ready for bed?
Jr exhale his breath out in front of Sadayo's face.....Unfortunately for latter, the wrenched smell was more than enough for to quickly cover her nose, stand back up, and back away.
Sadayo: ('Ugh') God! Why did I even bother!?
Jr: (Bursts Out Laughing and Pointing Finger at Sadayo's Dispense) Ha-Haaaa! You should've seen the look on your face, it's hilarious! (Picks the Bag Up From the Floor) I'll be taking this back, thank you~ (Starts Whistling as He Finally Walks Off)
Sadayo: (Glares at Jr Again) Hey! Get back here with the candy!
Jr: Or what? You'll chase me down?~ I'm practically invincible with this bad breath of mines!~
Sadayo: Not when I'm in this house! You HEAR ME-
The Next Morning...........
Sadayo: (Seen Groaning While Waking Up on the Sofa) Dumb morning...Already? (Takes a Blanket That Was On her, Off)
TV: Are you ready, Squidward!? No.
Sadayo: (Starts Rubbing her Eyes a Bit Before Noticing a Familiar Face Sitting on the Floor Right in Front of the Sofa) Lucas?
Lucas: (Turns to the Voice Behind Him) Hm? (Smiles Brightly at Sadayo) Good Morning, Ms. Kawakami!~ Or- (Giggles a Bit) Should I call you Momma Sadayo now?~
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Either one is fine at this point. You slept over here last night?
Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Mhm. You've chased Jr all night yesterday that you managed to tired yourself back to the sofa, so I wanted to make sure you get the proper rest you needed without any disturbance, especially from Jr.
Sadayo: (Immediately Turns Away and Looks Up at the Ceiling, Completely Pleased by the Sunflower's Kindess and Care) (BLESS HIS SWEET, TINY HEART!!~) (Turns Back to Lucas with a Soft Smile) That's really sweet of you, Lucas- (Suddenly Starts Yawning and Stretching her Arm Up) But you didn't have to do that for me at all.....
Lucas: I know, but I'd do anything for those who I already considered family.
Sadayo: (Genuinely Surprised by What Lucas Just Said) You....really see me as such?
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Of course! You're our mom now, remember? I know it may not seem like it now, but I think everyone else here has taking a liking to you bit by bit, even Jr.
Sadayo: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes a Bit) Yeah. Probably cause he enjoyed missing with me all night....
Lucas: (Smiles Sheepishly) Probably. But to be fair, he's practically like that to everyone. It's best not to let him get to you going forward.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Exactly what I'm planning to do- (Suddenly Dtarts Yawning Again Before Getting Herself Up From the Sofa) Anywho, I should probably fix you little monsters something for breakfast for today. How does sausage, eggs, and bacon sound?
Lucas: Ooh!~ I love it already~ I didn't know you could cook, Momma Sadayo.
Sadayo: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Head a Bit) Well, I....uhhh.....Kinda.....sorta can't? Hell, I don't even think I remember the last time I cooked myself an honest meal in my life- (Shrugs) But it's just a simple breakfast meal, right? (Snickers a Bit) How bad could I screw this up?
Few Minutes Later....
'BeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeep'
'Sprinklers Turns On'
Ness: (Quickly Arrived to the Kitchen Alongside the Other Smash Kids, Some With Their Respective Weapons in Each of Their Hands) We heard the alarm! Everything alright in- Here?
Ness and gang raised their eyebrows at the Sight of Sadayo, now covered in a bit of black soot on her face, holding a plate burnt scrambled eggs in her hand.
Sadayo: .............I screwed up the eggs.
Ness: That badly, huh?
Sadayo: Yeah. Knew I should've took up Culinary Class when I had the chance....
Lucas: (Puts on a More Reassuring Smile on his Face) I dunno- (Gently Takes the Plate Out of Sadayo's Hands to Look at the Eggs Himself) It....doesn't look too terrible, at least from my perspective.
Ashley: Lucas, darling, those eggs look like a pile of burnt, molding wood paper.
Toon: Burnt goop is more like it.
Sadayo: I.E. it's utter crap.
Jr: (Chuckles Lightly) Ha! Crap.
Kirby uses his inhaling abilities to suck up the burnt eggs and plastic plate from Lucas' hands, much to Sadayo's surprise.
Sadayo: Huh?
Lucas: Well, at least Kirby seems interested in trying them out.
Sadayo: Why though?
Kirby: (Starts Smacking his Lips a Bit From the Taste of the Eggs He Just Ate Before Putting on a More Slightly Nonchalant Look and Shrugging) Hm. Poyopoyo Poyo.
Popo: Ouch. 4.5 out of 10?
Nana: That's the lowest score Kirby gave out yet.
Sadayo: I'd say it should lower than that, but to each their own I guess. Grocery shopping, anyone?
Smash Kids: Yeah!/Sure/Neat
Kirby: (Happily Cheers in Rejoice) Poyo!~
Few More Minutes of Getting Dressed and Ready For the Day Later at the Smash Grocery Store.......
Peach: (Gasps on the Other Line of Sadayo's Video Call) Oh my! Are you and the kids are alright?
Sadayo: (Sighs While Pushing a Buggy Forward as The Most of the Kids Starts Putting Various Stuff in It) Yeah, we're fine, other than those eggs and my pride got burned along with it. And get this, the moment Kirby swallow a whole plate of them he gave me 4.5 rating.
Samus: (Chimes in on the Video Call) Damn, really? That's like the lowest score he could possibly give to any food. Ever.
Peach: ('Sigh') Speaking of which- (Puts on a Soft Motherly Glare omat a Certain Pink Ball on Screen) Kirbyyy.
Kirby: (Immediately Stops What He Was Doing While Carrying a Mountain Size of Food in his Hands) Hm?
Peach: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you really think that amount of food you're carrying right now, is necessary for you and the others right now? Hm?
Kirby: (Looks Over at the Food He Has and Then Look Back at Peach Still Staring at Him on Screen, Before Ultimately Sighing in Defeat) Poyo......
Peach: Then pick the five you truly want and put the rest back where they came from. Come on.
Kirby: (Simply Nodded to Momma Peach's Command) Po-yo.
Peach: That goes for the rest of you sweethearts as well.
Smash Kids: Yes, ma'am. (Put Some of the Unneeded Stuff Back on the Counters)
Samus: (Sees Jr Sneaking a Candy Bar into the Buggy) That goes double for you too, Jr
Jr: (Immediately Stops in his Tracks) Eep!
Sadayo: (Glares at Jr) Yeah, you don't deserve another candy after last night.
Peach: What happened last night?
Jr: Nothing!
Sadayo: My foot! You didn't brushed your teeth like I asked you to and you made me chase you around all night with a bag of gumballs in your hand, you ain't slick.
Peach: (Let's Out Another Gasps Before Glaring at Jr on Screen) Bowser Jr! Is what Momma Sadayo said is true!?
Samus: (Glares at Jr Along with the Rest of the Moms Present on Screen) And you better tell us nothing but the truth or else.
Jr: (Stares onto Each of his Moms' Glares Staring at Him For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat Also) She speaks the truth......
Samus: Thought so. Put the candy bar back.
Peach: And think long and hard about how rude you were towards your Momma Sadayo last night while you're at it, young man, hop to it!
Jr: ('Sighs Heavily') Fiiiine. (Starts Grumbling While Walking Off)
Sadayo: Well, would you look at that? He hates me..
Samus: Nah, I wouldn't worry too much on the sport. Knowing him, he'll probably get over it in a few minutes or so.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') If you say so. Sorry for troubling you this morning.
Samus: (Gives Sadayo a More Reassuring Look Along with Peach and the Other Moms) 'Hon, stop. We don't mind helping out from time to time. We're friends.
Peach: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Exactly!~ And like I said yesterday, you are bound to make mistakes every once and a while, like the rest of us.
Sadayo: You just need to learn from them and do better, am I right?
Peach: Right!~ See? You're learning already.
Sadayo: I mean, I am a teacher after all. I gotta live and learn to set an example....(Takes a Look at the Smash Kid Deciding What They Really Want in the Mansion For Today) For all of our kids.
Moms: (Hearts Melting On the Other Line) AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Peach: Never give up, Sadayo Dear!~ ('Sniff') We believe in you!!~
????: They're right, you know?
Sadayo looks down to see Lucas smiling up at her.
Lucas: Being a mom of many is a tough task, but I think you have what it takes to be a great one. You just need a little more confidence in yourself, you know?
Sadayo: (Takes One Good Look at Lucas and Then The Other Smash Kids For a Brief....) Yeah. (...Before Forming a More Confident Smile on her Face) You're right. I got this.
Two and a Half Hours of Shopping and Walking Around Smash Town Later........
Sadayo: (Let's Out an Exhausted Sounding Sigh While Sitting on the Bench With the Smash Kids) Finally!~ A bench to sit and rest on!~
Ness: (Turns to Sadayo) All the walking around tired you out already?
Sadayo: Like you won't believe.....How the heck is this is supposed to be a town and yet it's ten times bigger than Shiyuba itself?
Toon: Exactly what we've been thinking!
Popo: Right? It's so massive, it's practically have anything you could ask for a town to have.
Nana: They should've called it Smash City a long time ago honestly.
Smash Kids/Sadayo: Agreed./Poyo.
????: HI, Jr!~
Jr: Huh?- (Eyes Begins to Widened at a Very Familiar Face Smiling Down at Him) Sage! (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat to Greet His Best Friend with a Bashful Smile on his Face) H-Hiiii!~ What brings you out here in a town that's clearly big enough to be a city?~
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I'm simply here to complete my father's errands for today. (Notices a Few Shopping Bags in Some of the Smash Kids' Hands) I take it you all are doing the same as well?
Jr: (Shrugs) Ehh. Kinda. We were grocery shopping, then regular shopping, and show our new, rookie mom, Sadayo, here-
Sadayo: Rookie Mom? Really?
Jr: Around the town a bit and end up here. Exhausted.
Ness: (Already Smirking at Jr) I dunno~ You seemed energetic the moment Sage hovers by~
Toon: (Starts Snickering) More than we can say about the rest of us here for sure~
Jr: (Immediately Glares at Ness) Cause it's Sage, now shut it! (Turns Back to Sage with a Bright Smile) You know, you're more than welcome to join us watch the people pass by in this shade if you want.
Sage: A relaxing choice of activity to be have indeed, but I'm afraid must return to base as soon as possible. Father is currently working on his most latest, diabolical invention and I can't afford to miss an opportunity to witness it firsthand. You understand, right?
Jr: (Shrugs While Being a Tad Bit Disappointed) Yeah, it's cool. (Smiles a Bit) I'll....see you later than?
Sage: (Happily Nodded) Oh yes, definitely. I'd even love it more if you text me once you've arrived home for the day.
Jr: (Went Back to Smiling Again) Deal! And....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Shyly) Uhhh- (Quickly Pecks Sage On the Cheek Before Backing Away) Y-You know, to...remember be bye or something....
Nana/Kirby/Sadayo/Lucas: Awwwwwwww~
Sage: (Heart Begins to Flutter and Melt in Pure Happiness as She Places her Hand onto her Kissed Cheek) Thank you~ (Gives Jr a Big Kiss on his Cheek, Causing Him to Blush on Cue) I hope this could do the same for you as well~
Ness: (Starts Snickering Alongside Toon and Popo) Oh, you know he will~
Toon: In more ways than one!~
Jr: (Glares at at the Duo Again) Shut. It!
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I must be off then. (Waves Goodbye to her Friends as She Teleports Herself Away)
Smash Kids: Bye, Sage!~/ See you soon!/Poyo Poyoooo!
Sadayo: (Starts Gushing Over Jr) Awww Jr!~ I didn't know you have a girlfriend this whole time!~
Jr: (Quickly Glares at Sadayo) SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away, Pouting) She's just....A really, REALLY cool girl I happen to like and care for. A lot. Whole lot.
Ashley: That's one way of putting it.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) I think you two would be cute together!~
Jr: ('Scoffs') Please. We'd be adorable together. (Points at Both Lucas and Ashley) More so than you two, clowns!
Ashley: (Rolls her Eyes) It's not a contest, Jr.
Jr: Yeah? Well, if it was, we'd so win!
Ashley: Whatever.
Kirby: (Whispers to Sadayo) Poyopoyo poyopoyo.
Sadayo: Oh. So they already act like a couple when they're officially not.
Kirby: (Happily Nodded) Mhm.
Sadayo: Ah that make sense. I think. (Let's Out Another Sigh While Looking Up at the Clouds in the Sky) I envy you kids sometimes. You have a way better grasps and understanding to romance than any adults I know, even myself.
Popo: Well, we do have most of our parents that love each other very much.
Nana: We were bound to learn a thing or two about how the concept of it sooner or later.
Toon: Like how to treat your partner with love and respect.
Lucas: How to have a mutual understanding and communicate with one another.
Jr: And how to accept rejection and not be delusional like my dad.
Smash Kids: Oh yeah./Definitely that./Mmhm.
Sadayo: Couldn't have said it all better myself, especially the last time. Though, I'm kinda surprised you getting tired of your father shenanigans as well, Jr.
Jr: Yeah, I love my dad and everything, but even I think he should move on from Momma Peach already.
Smash Kids/Sadayo: Agreed./Poyo.
Few Minutes of Returning Home Later: In the Smash Mansion's Swimming Pool Center......
Smash Kids (except for Lucas and Ashley who are seen happily walking together while holding hands) cheers in rejoice as they're seen wearing their respective swimsuits, while racing their way to their very own swimming pool, all while Sadayo follow s behind them while carrying a cookbook in her hand.
Sadayo: Alright, you little runts, remember what we discussed on our way back home: No rough-housing or pranking each other inside the pool. If I catch any of you doing either one, your butts are gonna sit right next to me in the shade for ten to twelve minutes flat. (Sits Herself Down on One of the Beach Chair Under the Giant Pink Umbrella) You got that-
'SPLASH' 'SPLASH' SPLA-SPLASH' 'SPLASH'
Sadayo: (Now Seen Soaked and Wet with a Clear Annoyed and Deadpinned Look on her Face) ............Message cleared then.
As Sadayo starts reading her cookbook she brought from the bookstore, everyone else seems to be having a good time in the pool already. Ness and Toon Link are playing Water Wars against once another, the Ice Climbers does some synthesize dancing with Kirby being in the middle, and Ashley is seen talking to Lucas while sitting and relaxing on an inflatable pool chair.
Ashley: Are you enjoying the new floaties I got for you, my dear?
Lucas: (Happily Nodded While Enjoying the New Floaties Ashley Got For Him) Yeah, they're great! I feel much floaty and safer now thanks to you.
Ashley: (Smiles Back at her Boyfriend) It's not a problem at all. Your safety and happiness will always be my top priority. (Starts Getting Shy and Blushing) But y-you know?
Lucas: Hm?
Ashley: I-If you want, you're more than welcome to sit in this inflatable chair alongside me~ There's always room for one more.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Sure, if you don't mi-
Jr: (Suddenly Emerges Out of the Water While Wearing a Shark Fin Hat) RAWWWR!
Lucas lets out a horrified shriek as he quickly jumps out of the pool and into Ashley's chair, shaking and hugging her to dear life.
Ashley: (Immediately Hugs Her Boyfriend to Help Calm him Down) ('Shh Shh Shh') Take some breaths, Lucas, it's okay~ You're here with me now- (Glares Harshly at Jr) And I WON'T let him brother you.
Jr: (Chuckles Evilly) Oh relax, you big babies! It just a harmless prank.
Ashley: (Raises an Eyebrow) Harmless prank? Something you know for a fact, you're not allowed to do here?
Jr: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, someone gotta make this pool less chummy around here and I'm happy to ablige as the resident Shark Boi for the day. (Forms an Evil Grin on his Face) Maybe I can start popping your precious chair with my sharp shark fangs...Then you'll have to swim together, from me! (Let's Out an Evil Laugh)
Ashley: (Went Back to Glaring at Jr Again as Her Hair Turns White) Test my time and patience here today and see what happens!
Lucas: A-Ashley.....
'Whistle Blowing x3'
Sadayo: (Removes the Whistle From her Mouth Before Glaring at the Resident Shark Boi) JUNIOR! Don't think I didn't catch all of that! Get out of this pool, right now!
Smash Kids: Ooooooooooooh!
Ashley: (Hair Returns to It's Original Color) Goodie for you.
Jr: (Eyes Widens in Pure Disbelief) Ahh what!?
Sadayo: No, don't you "Ah What?" me, young man! I remembered specifically saying that if I catch you pranking someone, you get a ten to twelve minute timeout of the pool, before we got here. Did I not?
Smash Kids: You did!/Po-yo!
Jr: Well, I mean, yeah, but-
Sadayo: Nope. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I want you out.
Jr: But-
Sadayo: Now.
Jr: ARRRRRG-
After groaning for a few seconds, Bowser Jr reluctantly hot out of the pool and sits next to Sadayo's chair under the umbrella's shade, pouting.
Jr: This is so unfair!
Sadayo: (Too Busy Reading her Cookbook) Life is unfair, kid. You're just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it regardless.
Jr: Like I already know that!? (Scoffs While Looking Away From Sadayo) Whatever. It's not like you know anything about pulling cool pranks before.
Sadayo: When i was a teen i had. Multiple times actually.
Jr: (Turns Back to Sadayo with a Genuine Surprise) Really?
Sadayo: Yeah. Most of which were against my will, but I played my parts in them. ('Sigh') Honestly, my whole life itself has been this crazy roller-coaster in my pre to young adult years that I don't have a single clue where to start explaining.
????: Your life was a like crazy roller-coaster?
????: How crazy are we talking?
?????: Poyo!~
Sadayo gets startled a bit before noticing the rest of the Smash Kids are staring and surrounding her with curiosity in each of their eyes.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Yeah, it was bunkers. (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) What, you all want to hear all about it instead of enjoying your pool time today?
Popo: (Shrugs) I don't see why not.
Nana: We do like listening to people's backstories as of late.
Ashley: And we do think you're a pretty neat person as well.
Sadayo: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Surprise by What Ashley Just Said) Y-You really mean that?
Ness: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, even when started out as our teacher/tutor a couple of years ago. You're smart, wise, very honest, and you've managed to put up with us and the Phantom Thieves for so long, without breaking a sweat and pulling your hair out, that we can't help but to admire you in a way.
Lucas: (Smiles Softly) Which is all the more reason why we want to get know a little more as our one of our moms now.
Smash Kids: Yeah/Absolutely/Mhmm
Jr: (Shrugs) I guess.
Sadayo: (Heart Starts to Melt as She Happily Nodded to the Kids' Request) ('Hmph') Very well. I suppose there's no harm in sharing my past with you all bit. Some of stories get risqué down the line, so I'm only going keep it strictly PG for you kids, understand?
Smash Kids: Yes, ma'am!/Poyo!
Sadayo: Good. Now, the first pranking incident all started back in Junior High. Marisa, a really old friend of mine, haven't seen in years actually, has suggested getting back at this one guy.....(Continues Explaining her Past Stories)
An Hour and Four Quarters Later.......
TV: In other weather news, it is still appears to be hot in Topeaka and will possibly stay that way for two to three more days in the afternoon.
Sadayo/Smash Kids: (Seen Sitting in the Living Room Together) It is still HOT in. To-Peaka.
Ness: Huh. Don't know about you guys,but I'm actually having a little fun pronouncing all of that out loud.
Toon: Me too now that I think about it.
Sadayo: That's probably due to us saying it simultaneously. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That being said, it has been the first time in a while, since I've said it myself-
'BANG BANG BANG'
Lucas: (Gets Startled Again Before Quickly Hugging Ashley Next to Him) W-What was that!?
?????: (From Outside) Palutena!! Come out and face me, you false, COWARD OF A GODDESS!!
Ashley: Intruders.
Ness: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Ohh God, don't tell me that's who I think it is........
?????: It is I, JEAN TRINITÉ THE THIRD, here to challenge you after the humiliation you brought upon me during your foolish Co-Op Wedding! If you do not abides to my request, we, the Dark Knights of the Underworld, will destroy you and this very home of yours to kingdom come pronto!!
Dark Knights: AWOOGA!!
Sadayo: ('Ugh') Now I see why that Hades guy hired that guy, he's more petty than he is....
Toon: ('Sigh') Tell me about it, but a threat's a threat to home, so.....
Ice Climbers: (Already Has Their Mallets Up and Ready) Let's get 'em.
Kirby pounds hist find onto yhe palm of his non-existent hand in anger.
Sadayo: (Gets Up From her Seat) Hang on, kids. I think I should be to one to handle this.
Ashley: (Eyes Widens Along with Everyone Else) What?
Jr: Are you crazy!?
Lucas: Momma Sadayo, no!
Sadayo: I know, I know. It's a huge gamble I'm putting on my own life right now, but I'm a part of the Certified Moms now and it's my job to do whatever it takes to keep each and everyone of you safe at all cost. (Notices All the Worried Looks Staring at Her Before Letting Out a Sigh) But if things goes south, which I have no doubt it probably will, I want you all to come from any close by hiding spots you can find, for an ambush attack. Sounds good?
Lucas: (Simply Nodded to Sadayo with a Determined Look on his Face) Perfect. We won't let anyone harm our momma and get away with it, on our watch!
Smash Kids: (Nods in Agreement) Mhmm.
Sadayo: (Smiles Proudly at the Smash Kids) Good looking out, kids. Now, hand me my bat.
Jean: (Starts Banging on the Door Again) Hurry it up, Goddess! Some of us don't have all day.
Steve: We got ourselves another game night tonight!
Jean: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, that.
'Door Opens'
Sadayo: (Reveals Herself With her Arms Crossed) Can I help any of you gentlemen here today?
Jean: (Raises his Flaming Eyebrow at Sadayo's Prresence) Who in the devil blazes are you?
Sadayo: Sadayo Kawakami. A simple homeroom teacher watching over the mansion for a week and a half.
Jean: ('Hmph') A woman as weak and useless as you guarding this sacred home? HA! Don't make me laugh!
Sadayo: ('Clicks Teeth') (Adding blatant sexist to the list.) Yeah, well, I just so happen to be the woman for the job. So unless have you an actual reason of being here, I suggest you and your merry band of knights make your exit out of here real quick.
Jean: Not until you bring that false goddess, Palutena, out here and face me! (Glares Harshly Towards Sadayo) Otherwise, you fate will be sealed by my hands alone.
Sadayo: (Rolls her Eyes) Yeah, well, you clearly wasted your time on that front,genius
Jean: Pardon?
Sadayo: You heard me. The goddess's not here and I won't be revealing her location if that's what you're wondering. What I'm going to instead is ask you one more time to leave this private area- (Takes Out her Homerun Bat That Was Attached onto her Back the Whole Time) Or else.
Jean: (Stares at Sadayo For a Brief Second Before Snickering) Really? You're going to try and hit me with a bat?
Sadayo: Yep.
Jean: Do you even realize what you're getting yourself into, woman?
Sadayo: Probably. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. (Harshly Glares Back at Jean) All I care about is getting you away from this mansion and my kids, one way or another.
Dark Knight: ....Guys, i think that teacher lady is serious here.
Steve: Right? And she's not even flinching the whole time.
Jean: (Stares into the Homeroom Teacher's Glare) Hmmmmm......You know what? I'm commend your foolish bravery to oppose me, the Leader of the Dark Knights! For that, I'll allow to make the first hit from that.....weapon of yours.
Sadayo: Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Y-You're serious? No tricks or catch to any of this?
Jean: (Simply Shakes his Head) None whatsoever. I mean, I do not be confused- You will die by my hands, but I suppose it would be fair to let a weakling like you, have a fighting chance. Generous of me, is it not?
Sadayo: I.....guess? (Starts Getting into Battling Position) Just so we're both on the same page, you practically ASKED for this, didn't you?
Jean: Yes, yes, I requested this as clear as day, now quit wasting my time and strike!
Sadayo: (Takes One Deep Breath Before Speaking) Okay.
Bada Ba Da Dadaaaaa
With a little circular wind up, Sadayo then procceds to swing her bat towards Jean's face as hard she possibly could. Little did the overly confident leader of the Dark Knights, knew that one, single strike was powerful enough to not only break his mask in two, his jaw, nose, and everything else his face has to offer, but it's also strong enough to knock him out of his feet as he's sent off into the skies' orbit, now screaming in agnoy.
Jean: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
The star appears to shine on the sunset before disappearing completely.
Sadayo: Huh. (Starts Examining the Bat Around a Bit) It really does live up to it's name. Who knew? Anywho~ (Turns to the Rest of the Dark Knights, Who Are Shaking in Fear Right Now) You boys wanna feel how painful this feels next?
Steve: (Claps his Hands a Single Time Before Pointing at Sadayo) No thanks. Bye! (Turns to the Rest of the Knights) Out to the fence!! Quickly!! (Quickly Runs Away While the Knights Quickly Follows Behind)
Knight #1: This is exactly why I wanted to stay home today!!
Knight #2: You and the rest of us here, Frank!!
Sadayo: (Suddenly Feels her Knees Beginning to Shake) New found confidence depleting in three seconds aaaaaaand- (Slowly Slids Down on the Ground) Down i go. (Let's Out a Heavy Sigh in Pure Relief)
The Smash Kids rushes out to Sadayo while cheering for her in rejoice
Ness: You were awesome out there, Momma Sadayo!
Nana: Incredible!
Ashley: (SImply Nodded in Approval) Very impressive indeed.
Jr: Totally WICKED!! You sent that loser flying with one batter-batter swing!
Sadayo: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, he did ask for me to male the first move. (Forms a Proud Smirk on her Face) I just wanted to make it count.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) And you did it with no fear in tact! You're really strong for a homeroom teacher.
Sadayo: Hm. (Starts Smiling Softly) Guess I am, huh?
Popo: Don't forget the brave too.
Kirby: Poyo!~
Sadayo: Yeah. I mean, not always, but I think I'm confident enough to fight for you adorable monsters.
Jr: Heck, you may even be confident enough to join the Smash Tournament with us someday!
Sadayo: (Eyes Widens in Fear) Let's not go crazy! (Let's Out Another Sigh Before Smiling Again) How about I just come by and help whenever you any of you need, yeah?
Ness: So long as it isn't anything illegal?
Sadayo: (Snickers a Bit) I was gonna say if it's not anything too out of the ordinary, but that works too.
Ness: Great! (Hugs Sadayo Along with the Others)
Smash Kids: We love you, Momma Sadayo!!~
Sadayo: (Looks Down at the Kids For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly Once More) Thanks. (Hugs the Kids Altogether) I love you all too.
Later That Evening, Back in the Living Room.........
TV: Yamato......I swear that I will never make you cry again.
Lucas: (Starts Tearing Up a Bit While Sitting Next to Sadayo on the Sofa) He's willing to risk his life for the girl he loves. ('Sniff') That's so so sweet and romantic~
Sadayo: Yeah, I'm real sucker for any romance related show with a good writing, but this one's easily Top 3 in my book.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) It's mines too!~ Takeo is such an amazing person. (Starts Pouting a Bit) I don't know why those girls would feel the need to talk bad about him behind his and Yamato's backs like that. I don't think he's ugly at all!
Sadayo: Well, that cause not a lot of people are as sincere as you are, Lucas. That and they've been wayyy too picky on who they want to date these days....
Lucas: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Picky?
Sadayo: Yeah, like some will either have expectations on their ideal partner so high or, God forbidden, so down low that for whatever reason, it would always end up crashing down on their faces afterwards. It's becoming predictably sad at this point.
Lucas: Yeah. But it shouldn't stop any of them to give kind, honest hearts like Takeo an honest chance at least. They may not look like how they want any partner to look, but they're more than capable of providing love and affection to those they fall for too.
Sadayo: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) My thoughts exactly. See? Like I said: we need more sincere and loving person like you in the world right now.
Lucas: (Smiles Sheepishly) That seems like a really tall order to ask, but it would still be nice. Ooh! Speaking of which, I got you something you would really like for years to come. (Takes Some Out From Under the Pillow and Presents it to Sadayo) Ta-Da!~
Sadayo: (Eyes Widens at What Lucas is Giving Her) Lucas.....You got me a flower crown?
Lucas: a sunflower crown. Ashley and Ness helped me make it a few days ago. I thought about giving it to you as a Mother's Day gift at first, but I figured after everything you went through for us today, that I have to give to you right now, not just as thanks fpr being the best mom figure you could be for us, but also to properly welcome you to our big, nutty Smash Family.
Sadayo: Y-You....You really see that much in me?
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) You already asked me that earlier this morning, remember? But I'm happy tell you once more that I and everyone else here do too, now and forevermore.
Sadayo: (Starts Tearing Up by Lucas' Sweet Words) Come on.... ('Sniff') You didn't have to go out of your way to do this for me. ('Sniff') Really...
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Sadayo Next to Him) I know, but I wanted to do this regardless. Because I believe you deserve to have just as much love and happiness as the rest of us here.
Sadayo: (Heart Starts Melting Even More Before Wiping a Few Tears Off her Eyes) Yeah. ('Sniff') You're right again. I mean, I have thought about being a mom someday, a few times in the past, but I'd never expect it all to come to reality nowadays and honestly, after today.....(Puts her Sunflower Crown on the Top of her Head) I say this has been a great learning experience so far. Don't care how tough it'll get overtime, that won't stop me from trying to be the best mom figure I could be for you kids. I think i have what it takes, right Lucas?
'Zzzzzzzzzzz'
Sadayo: Lucas?
Sadayo looks down to see Lucas has already fallen asleep right onto her lap. As she smiles down upon him, she reached for the blue blanket close to her side of the sofa and carefully place it onto the sleeping boy.
Sadayo: Goodnight, Lucas. (Reach Down and Gives Lucas a Soft Kiss on the Cheek) Thank you so much for believing in me this whole time. Love you. (Gently Strokes Lucas' Hair as She Continues Watching TV for the Rest of the Night)
Mini Fanfic #1355: My Very First Date with Weegie~ (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalkers)
4:13 p.m. at the Mamalahoa Hot Tub's Waiting Room........
Chun-Li: (Seen Sitting on the Bench Alongside Luigi While on a Video Phone Call) You guys are gonna be late for the Hot Tub?
Daisy: (On the Other Video Line Along with Others) Yeah, but it'll only be for a little while! Lili lost these gnarly crimson colored cross earrings in our love room earlier and we're looking for them right now as well.
Lilith: (Seen on the Bed on her Knees While Crying her Eyes Out on the Screen) A parting gift from my great nena! The horror I tell you- (Rips her White T-Shirt She Been Wearing in Half) THE HORROOOR!!!
Daisy: ....She really loves those earrings. So, while we handle that little situation- (Smiles Brightly) You two are more than welcome to hop in that tub without us in meantime!~
Chun-Li: (Frowns a Bit) Are you sure? It'll be a less complete experience without you guys dipping in with us.
Luigi: Yeah. (Holds Up a Brochure For Everyone on the Phone Screen to See) Especially with how incredibly relaxing and soothing lots of the reviews said about this hot tub thus far.
Tifa: (Happily Chimes in on the Call) All the more reason why you two should enjoy that experience first. It maybe a while, but we'll join up together eventually.
Cloud: (Seen Shrugging on Screen) A little tardiness isn't gonna kill anyone.
Samus: (Chimes in on the Call with a Small Smirk on her Face) Plus, you did say you wanna try spending more time with us individually, Weeg. Think of this as a opportunity to take Chunners here out on your very first date together~
Luigi: (Starts Chuckling Bashfully) T-That does sound like a pretty nice opportunity to be have~
Chun-Li: (Grabs her Chin While Giving it All Some Thought) And it does seems like a good starting point to all of the other date plans I have in store for the two of us going forward.
Luigi: (Turns to Chun-Li) You have?
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded to Luigi) Mhmm!~ There's so many places and activities I want us to go see and do together- ('Gasps') Like this very lovely park in Shanghai!~
Luigi: (Starts Getting Intrigued) The one with the Cherry Blossom Trees?
Chun-Li: Very same!~ They always turn out pretty and vibrant in the spring time. I would love to take you there someday~
Luigi: (Happily Nodded to Chun-Li's Request) S-Sure! If it's not too much of a problem for you, that is.
Chun-Li: Oh honey~ (Gives her Date the Most Sincere, Loving Smile Imaginable) With you by my side, there's not a single problem in the world to worry about on my end~
Luigi: (Starts Blushing by the Sight of Chun-Li's Smile Along) O-Ohhh~
Daisy: (Starts Squealing Happily) Eeeeee~ The first settled date plan!~
Samus: (Chuckles Lightly) Atta girl, 'hon!~ Way to reel the Green Bean in with your sweet talk. Which reminds me- (Smirks Seductively at the Green Bean) I can't wait to take you our on a midnight joyride around town for OUR first date, handsome~ (Winks at Luigi While Making a Small Kiss Sound)
Tifa: (Happily Raises Her Hand) Ooh!~ Weegie, Cloud and I wanna take you out around of our old hometown, Nibelheim!~
Cloud: Then when the night comes around, we could just sit together on the rooftop and gaze upon the stars. (Blushes a Bit) Just the three of us~
Lilith whispers something into her princess' ear before continuing her search for her precious earrings.
Daisy: (Looks Back at the Screen in Front of Her) Hey babe? Lili says she wants to take you and I out on of her fashion runway show in Italy for later this year! (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) I wonder if the hotel she'll take us after the show, will be a lot more fancier than the one this resort....
Luigi: Grandma and Grandpa always did say the most finest things you ever see in Italian city are the most expensive of them all.
Daisy: (Shivers a Bit From that Description Alone) That figurative saying reeks of literal description, does it?
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) More or less. But I'm certain we'll have a great time together, you know?
Daisy: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) You know it!~ But hey, don't let us hold you lovebirds up any longer than we have, enjoy yourselves!~
Samus: 'Least till the rest of us get there ourselves. Eventually.
Luigi's Harem: We love yoooou!~
Cloud: Or whatever.
Luigi/Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) We love you too!~
Chun-Li: See you all till then~
Call Ends
Chun-Li: ('Sigh') You think they'll be able to find Lili's earrings before this place close in the next three hours?
Luigi: I believe they can, but they're right. (Hops Off From hid Seat) We can't sit around when the the opportunity has been awaiting for us this whole time. So, Ms. Chun-Li?~
Chun-Li: (Notices Luigi's Hand Right in From of Her) Hm?~
Luigi: (Holds Out his Hand With a More Sophisticated Look on his Face as Scattered Cherry Blossom Pedals Begins to Appears in Chun-Li's POV) Would you allow me do the honors of taking you out on our very first date together?~ To Mamalahoa hot tub?~ (Winks at his Date)
Chun-Li: Oh!~ (Giggles Softly and Blushes to Her Date's Formality) Becoming formal to me already?~ (Accepts Luigi's Hand) How very romantic of you, sweetie~
Luigi: (Chuckles and Smiles Sheepishly While Using his Other Hand to Rub the Back of his Head) Well, if we're going do this, I wanted to start it all of with a proper bang, if it's alright with you.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly and Lovingly at her Date) It's perfect~ (Gently Grabs Hold of Luigi's Hand) I would love nothing more than to spend my evening with you, Luigi Mario~ (Gently and Lovingly Kisses the Top of her Date's Hand)
Luigi: (Starts Blushing Right on Cut While Becoming a Little Wobby in his Balance, Slightly More Redder Than Chun-Li in Comparison) R-Right~ L-L-Let's-A-Goooo!~
Chun-Li: (Giggles Some More as She's Gets Up From her Seat, Helping her Date Regain his Balance) I got you, honey!~
A Couple of Minutes of Adjust into the Hot Tub Later......
'Two Light Splashes'
Luigi/Chun-Li: (Got in, Lounging Inside the Same Hot Tub Together) ('Sighs of Pure Relief and Relaxation')
Luigi: This is the good life~
Chun-Li: A VERY good life~ (Notices Something a Tad Bit Off) Heyyy~ (Puffs her Cheeks Put a Bit) How come you're sitting at the other side of the tub for, Weegie?~
Luigi: Oh- (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) I take it you want me to relax right next to you then?~
Chun-Li: (Went Back to Smiling Brightly) I don't see why not~ This is our very first date after all and unlike most of our partners, I don't bite. I simply cuddle and kiss~ (Blows a Simple Kiss at Luigi Direction) ('Mwah')
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) Works for me!~ (Swims Himself Over to Chun-Li and Hugs Her)
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly and Ticklishly) You're convinced?~ Just like that?~
Luigi: You know me~ I could never leave you or others hanging. You all are my very heart and soul~ (Leans Up a Little to Give Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek)
Chun-Li: (Heart Begins to Melt Before Hugging Luigi Back) Never ever ever EVER stop being the sweet, loving man that you are right now, Luigi Mario!~ (Starts Kissing Luigi's Cheek)
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Each Kiss Given to Him) Okay, okay!~ Luigi promise to never change who he is for anyone.
Chun-Li: Good! (Happily Rest the Side of her Head onto her Boyfriend's Shoulder) You're incredible just the way you are.
Luigi: Likewise. (Gives Chun-Li a Big Kiss on the Top of her Head, Prompting her to Giggle Some More) I hope you're having a good time in Hawaii as the rest of us are, so far
Chun-Li: Oh Luigi, I've been having the best the time of my life here. The beautiful beach, rich culture, exquisite food and cuisines, our nice, fluffy love bed oddly enough, and now this suuuper relaxing got tub is just the icing on top~ Li-Fen would've loved it too if she were here with us.
Luigi: Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask about her before we left the resort earlier. I hope she's doing okay back at your home.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) She is, great even. Ms. Lao Mao, the resident "Nainai" of in my martial arts class, has been watching over her since then. ('Sigh') It always feels like yesterday when I first took her inti my home, scared and alone, now look at her: her martial arts has gotten more sharper as most of her fellow students, she's been capable of fight her own battles, and she's been getting real good at computer hacking as of late, so good in fact, that she managed to solved a few of police's cases within two hours or less.
Luigi: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Wow.
Chun-Li: Right? It's incredible! I couldn't be anymore proud to be her loving Jiějiě~
Luigi: Yeah- Wait? (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Jiějiě?
Chun-Li: (Smile a Tad Bit Awkwardly) Yeah! As in....Big Sister! (Starts Twiddling her Two Fingers a Bit) I kinda....sorta.... may have convince to call me that for the time being....Just in case any of her friends don't confuse me as her grandmother for the foreseeable future. (Starts Giggling Awkwardly)
Luigi stares at Chun-Li with a slight worried look on his face, in silence.
Chun-Li: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know. I still have a major age insecurity I need to work on....
Luigi: (Puts on a Reassuring Smile) You'll get through it completely someday. It takes time.
Chun-Li: Yeah, but I don't want it to end up annoying you guys someday....
Luigi: Nonsense! You could never Irritate us that easily. I'll just keep showering you with compliments until you won't worry over it anymore. Like how absolutely pretty you look and how big, strong, well structured, and nice t-those thick thighs of yours looks up close- (Starts Blushing Again Once He Realizes He Said About Chun-Li's Thighs) O-Or you know! I could just come up with some other than that if you want! (Chuckles Awkwardly)
Chun-Li: Hey Luigi, do you have to my thighs between your face for a bit?~
Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise by Chun-Li's Request, Prompting his Blush to Get Redder) O-O-Only if you really, really, want to go through with this kind of ordeal...
Chun-Li raises an eyebrow at him as she perks her lips up in a pouty manner in silence.
Luigi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes. Yes, I would love that very much, thank you.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly While Clasps Both of her Hands Together) Excellent.
Moments Later.....
Luigi let's out a even more relaxed sigh as his face is now being gently smothered between Chun-Li thighs.
Chun-Li: (Sitting on the Edge of the Pool, Giggling) Having a good time with them already?~
Luigi: Like you won't believeee~ (Looks Up at Chun-Li) How were you able to get them so firm and bulky like?
Chun-Li: There's plenty of reasons behind this actually: Years of Tai-Chi and few other martial arts training with some help with Mastee Gen and my father, bless his soul, more years of crime, street, and even unparallel fighting, casual and vigorous training regimes, occasional meditation sessions- (Forms a Proud Smirk on her Face) And I never missed a single leg day in all my life.
Luigi: (Eyes Sparkle in Awe) Amazing~ (Places his Hand onto Chun-Li's Thighs) Thank you, Thighs, for shaping Chun-Li into the strongest woman she is today. (Starts Kissing Her Thighs One by One)
Chun-Li: (Starts Giggling Ticklishly While Blushing Up a Storm) Wegieeee!~ Does that cuteness of yours really doesn't knows any bounds this evening?~
Luigi: (Playfully Shrugs) I dunno. I just wanted to give these lovely thighs of yours the recognition they truly deserve~ (Gives One of Chun-Li's Thighs a Big Kiss)
Chun-Li: (Places her Hands onto Both of her Flustered Cheeks) Oh gosh, Luigi, you're so sweet~ You're making me fall with you all over again~
Luigi: Really?~
Chun-Li: (Smiles Down at Her Date) Really Really~ You're having this real effect on me that I never want to leave anytime soon, you know?~ (Kiss the Top of Luigi's Nose)
Luigi: (Starts Smiling and Chuckling Bashfully) Awww~ (Shakes his Head a Bit to Regain his Sense) Okay! Question.
Chun-Li: Shoot.
Luigi: Have you dated anyone before Sammy and I?
Chun-Li: Honestly, I can't say that I have.
Luigi: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really?
Chun-Li: It's true. I was so laser focused on my job at interpol and even more hellbent on finding and taking down Bison and Shadoloo that I never really had the time for romance at the time.
Luigi: I see. So how does it feel to date now?
Chun-Li: (Starts Smiling All Lovestruck Like) Lovely~ Romantic~ Exhilarating~ Soooo happy I get to experiment something I missed out after all those lonely years~ And I have you guys to thank for that.
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, it's nothing really. We're just happy to have you be a part of this crazy ride of ours that is our life, you know? We love having you around, always.
Chun-Li: (Heart Begins to Melt Some More Before Backing Herself Up and Standing up on the Docks) Okay, time to switch.
Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion Again) Switch?
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm. I wanna see how your thighs feel next~
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Is that right?~ I'm sure it won't be anything too special.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Turns into a Smirk) Oh, we'll see about that~
Moments Later, Again.....
Chun-Li let's out the most relaxed sounding sigh of her life as her face are now in between Luigi's thighs.
Luigi: (Snorts into a Bit of Laughter While Sitting on the Edge of the Tub) Wow!~ You're really into this, huh?
Chun-Li: In more ways than one~ (Notices Something onto One of Luigi's Thighs) Are those tiny bits of hairs I see?~
Luigi: Yeah, they've started to grow for a little while this month. (Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head with a Sheepish Smile) I figured I let stay in tact considering how much Daisy and Lili loves their slightly hairy boi~
Chun-Li: Hm. (Looks Up at Luigi's Chest) That would explain that small chest hair of yours, which looks nice by the way~
Luigi: Oho thanks~ I was kinda afraid it would be a turn off for you.
Chun-Li: Then you underestimate how strong my love for you truly is. (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on her Face) For example~ (Starts Kissing on Both of Luigi's Thighs)
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by his Date's Kisses) Chun-Li plehehease!~ Your kisses are too sweet and affectionate!!~
Chun-Li: Good! ('Mwah') Consider this- ('Mwah') A little payback- ('Mwah') For- ('Mwah') Kissing- ('My thighs- ('Mwah') Earlier!~ ('Mmmmwah Mwah')
Luigi: No fair!~ You enjoyed every bit of those kisses, missy!
Chun-Li: I know and that cute look on your face tells me that you love adore mines much more~ (Gives a Big Kiss on One of Luigi's Thighs)
Luigi: ('Sighs In Defeat') Yeeeah, I do~
Chun-Li: Exactly. But I gotta ask-
Luigi: Hm?
Chun-Li: Who was your very first date you had throughout your years of romance??
Luigi: Daisy.
Chun-Li: Wait.. Really?
Luigi: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Back in the sport days. It took a while, but I'm so happy we were able to make it all work for years to come~
Chun-Li: That's great and all, but....Does this mean you've never had a date before that growing up?
Luigi: (Chuckles Very Lightly) You guessed it. I mean, granted, I did had lots of crushes here and there, but most, if not, all of them, ended with quick, predictionable, heart-crushing rejections! Either thinking I'm out of their league or a complete waste of time and space.
Chun-Li: (Rolls her Eyes in Disgust) ('Ugh') And people say kids are the cruel ones....(Gives Luigi a Reassuring Smile on her Face) You'll be happy to know that me and rest of your harem think you're neither of those awful things..
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) Thanks. You all are the very best. It means a lot that you each have feelings for me to begin with.
Chun-Li: Oh course~ (Turns Herself Around to Face Luigi and Place her Hand onto his Cheek) I mean, look at you: so sweet, handsome, courageous, have beautiful blue eyes~
Luigi: Hm. You're the first anyone complimented my eyes before- Well, besides my mom and aunts.
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) What an honor to behave~ But anyways, you are a very incredible man, Luigi Mario, that each and everyone of us are so thankful and blessed to even have met to begin with. It makes it all the more reason why we started falling for you ever since~
Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) You're very sweet yourself, Chun-Li~ And I also think you're incredible as well!~ Not to mention strong, kind, resourceful, brave, cute, and so very, very gorgeous for your age that....I can't help but wanting to kiss your lips one of these days!~
Chun-Li: (Starts Snickering into Laughter) Seriously!?~ Silly!~ Why haven't done it yet then?
Luigi: Cause I just thought about it! (Starts Twiddling his Fingers a Bit) A-And I figured you wouldn't be interested right now, you know?
Chun-Li: Honey, I've kissed your thighs more times than I've parried basketballs with my bare hands, of course I wanna kiss those lips of yours too!~ (Tilts her Head to the Side a Bit With Playful, Pleading Eyes) Pretty please?~
Luigi: (Cuuuute~) W-Well- (Leans his Head Down and Close to Chun-Li's Face) If that's really what you want and that it won't be any problem....
Chun-Li: (Leans Up to Luigi's Face) Weegie~ It's no problem at all~ I promise~
And so, the two pucker their lips up and begins to kiss one another slowly before it starts becoming more passionate by the minute.
Chun-Li: (Suddenly Pulls Away From Luigi) Wait!
Luigu: Hm?
Chun-Li: Before we continue, I want you to get in this tub right this instant, mister!~ (Spread her Arms Wide) I wanna hold you tight in my arms and never let go please~
Luigi; Okie Dokie!~
An Half an Hour Later......
Lilith: (Starts Giggling as She Is Seen Walking Out to the Hot Tub with The Others, Wearing the Earrings She Finally Found) Silly me!~ I can't believe I left these pretty things inside the shower this entire time.
Daisy: (Pulls her Girlfriend into a One Arm Hug) I know, right? Those earrings of yours are so red and shiny, it should've been hard not to miss.
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) And yet they ended up being too easy to lose....
Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) At least we have ourselves three more hours to spare before the hot tub service's close. Though, I do hope Weegie and Chun-Li didn't missed us too much along the- Wayyyyyyyyy!?~ (Eyes Begins to Widen at What is in Front of Her and the Others)
Lilith: ('GASPS')
Daisy: (Forms a Surprised Yet Intrigued Smile on her Face) Hellooo!~
Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised as Well) Wow.
Samus: (Begins to Smirk) Nah, seems to me they made good time for themselves~
Samus' assumption was correct as She and the others lay witness to Chun-Li passionately making out with Luigi on the hot tub as she holds him tight in her Arms.
Chun-Li: Weegieeee!~ ('Mwah') I love you so much!~ ('Mwah')
Luigi: I- ('Mwah') Love you too- ('Mwah') Chun-Liii!~ ('Mwah Mmwah') (Continues Kissing Chun-Li From There)
Cloud: Good lord. How long have they been going at it?
Daisy: No clue, but I do not want it end anytime soon! (Raises her Fists Up in Rejoice) Wooo! You go, Sweetie!!~
Lilith: (Turns to the Others With a Big Smile on her Face) We've been teaching him how to be more passionate and assertive with his lips lately~
Tifa: That does explain a lot. (Turns to Samus) Have you taught Chun-Li the same, Sammy?
Samus: Nah. She always been the most passionate kisser out of the two of us. (Watches Back on the Make-Out Session) But I don't think I've seen her get THIS aroused before. ('Sighs Dreamingly') God, I can't wait to kiss the hell outta that handsome Green Bean next!~
Tifa: (Starts Blushing) Me too~
Lilith: (Starts Hopping Up and Down Excitedly) Me Three, Me Three, Me Threeeee!!~
Cloud: (Notices Everyone is Looking at Him) What?
Samus: C'mon, you know you wanna kiss him too, no need to hide it~
Cloud: (Glares at Samus While Blushing Too) I wasn't gonna, shut up!~
Daisy: Relax, ladies and Cloud. We'll all have our turn soon enough. (Quickly Raises her Hand) But I call Dibs on kissing him next! (Proudly Places her Other Hand onto her Chest) I am the First Bitch of this entire operation after all~
Tifa: ('Sigh in Defeat') Fiiine.
Samus: Don't push it, Mayflower.
Lilith: (Shrugs) When it's fair, it's fair.
Cloud: (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away) Whatever.
Mini Fanfic #1354: Aloha, Team Dark!~ (Sonic X SSBU X Persona 5)
2:45 p.m. at Knothole City.........
Shadow: (Makes a Holographic Call to the GUN Commander) This is Shadow to GUN. My team and I has successfully captured and subdued the target: Snivley Robotnik, with some help from her highness and her team, The Freedom Fighters.
Snively: YOU FOOLS! (Seen Getting Tied Up in Metal Like Robot and Being Carried Away on Omega's Shoulder) Do you truly believe this the end!? Every last one of you will rue the day you dare to cross true, most vicious heir of the Robotnik lineage, SNIVELYYY-
Omega throws the small size evil doer instead the back of GUN'S highly secured truck before closing both it's doors and giving Shadow a thumbs up.
Shadow: (Watches the Truck Drive Off From a Mid Distance) He is now being transferred to headquarters as we speak
Abe: (Simply Nods to Shadow as a Mini's Holographic Projection, Standing on Shadow's Watch) Excellent work as always, soldier. I expected him to be related to Ivo somehow, but never as his distant nephew.
Shadow: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Considering how loud and obnoxious he was for us to put up with, it's no wonder why the doctor never speak of him.
Abe: Perhaps. Still, you, your team, and everyone else did well to complete your mission for today. Seems you all are more than deserving of that vacation afterall-
Rouge/Topaz: (Immediately Swoops In amd Joins on the Call with Two Sparkling, Widened Eyes) Vacation?~
Abe: That's what I just said, yes. Figured that's a more fitting reward for each of you have- (Raises an Eyebrow) 'Less you're interested in something else en-
Rouge: (Quickly Shakes her Head and Hands Right in Front of Her Alongside Topaz) Nononono! There is absolutely nothing else we want besides that!!
Topaz: Vacation is our only source of desire and happiness, sir, we are imploring you right now!!
Abe: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, vacation it is then. It's clear you don't need me to say this, but I do hope each of you enjoy each day of them for the time being.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to his Commanding Officer) I'm certain we will, sir. I would ask for you come join us, but-
Abe: The offer's tempting, but I'm afraid that there is far more work to be done on end. Plus, I'm still stranger to most of the eyes of this Smash Family of yours.
Shadow: (Smirks a Bit) You're still terrified of seeing my mother again, aren't you?
Abe: (Glares at Shadow) No. I am trying to get on her good grace as humanly possible. I need to show her that GUN is worth trusting, if not them, myself at least
Shadow: It'll be a long time for that to happen. (Shrugs) But I suppose I'll wish you good luck on the sidelines.
Abe: That clearly sounded half-hearted, but I'll be fair and give you my thanks either way. Now enjoy your vacation, soldier.
Shadow: Will do, sir. Over and out. (Ends Call Before Lowering his Arm and Letting Out a Relaxed Sigh)
Rouge: (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Squeal as She Giddies Herself Up in Pure Rejoice) YES! Finally!!~
Topaz: (Turns to Hers and Rouge's Robotic Son) Omega, our vacation to Hawaii is on now!~
Omega: Ig-
Rotor: Woah there!
Bunnie: Just a second, 'sugah!
Rotor: Gotta try on these new air pods i made first- (Takes Out a Pair For Him and Another Bunnie From Out of his Belt Pocket Before Putting One on his Ears) And done. (Gives the Other Pair to Bunnie)
Bunnie: (Puts her Pair on her Ears Before Happily Giving Omega the Thumbs Up) You're good to go now, fella!
Omega: (Simply Nodded to Bunnie's Command) Affirmative. (Pulls Up Two Stereo Speak Box From Both of his Metal Shoulders) Igniting the Celebrational Horns.
Antoine: (Let's Out a Sigh of Relief) Yes, another job well done indeed, mon a-
Omega plays two simultaneously loud airhorns, which in turn, instantly and literally jumpscares the poor royal guard captain onto his wife's robotic arms. After that, he plays the song Celebration by Kool & the Gang, prompting Rouge and Topaz to celebrate and dance with one another to their success of obtaining their much deserved vacation to Hawaii, all while Shadow watches and sighs at them in the mid distance.
Sally: A vaction to Hawaii, huh? (Walks Over to her Boyfriend with a Bright Smile on her Face) That sounds fun and relaxing already ~
Shadow: Family vacation, actually. I promised mother and father that my team and I will join up with them and the others as soon as we finished everything we need to complete from GUN. (Turns to Sally) You and your friends are more than welcome to come along if you like. (Casually Rolls his Eyes) More will always end up being the merrier when it comes to the Smash Family apparently.
Sally: (Giggles Softly) Don't I know it~ But as much as I adore the idea of enjoying paradise with you, my crew and I still have a lot of work on our end, to complete. ('Sighs Heavily') Especially a very certain task I've already been dreading on doing in a little bit.....
Shadow: Paperwork?
Sally: Paperwork. Mountains of them. Rosie and Nicole already there setting up each seperate forms for us right now, so hopefully, we'll have a much more easier time signing them thus time around. Ooh! And before I forget, my father, King Nigel, wants to meet you someday in the near future. (Rubs her Arm in a Sheepish, Slightly Nervous Expression on her Face) He's been pretty judgemental when it comes to setting up high expectations for anyone who takes interest in dating me these days, so there'll probably be 50/50 chance he may not like you all that much.......
Shadow: (Simply Shrugs) If that ends up being the case, then so be it. I'm used to be disliked by the eyes of many at this point in my life.
Sally: Blunt and unbothered, as expected. Is there anything that does scare you?
Shadow: Losing the closest people I care about in my life- (Turns to His Girlfriend Next to Him) That includes you as well, by the way.
Rouge/Bunnie/Topaz: Awwwwwwwwww~
Sally: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh honeyyy!~ (Hugs Shadow Lovingly) You're the sweetest~ There's really no telling what the future will have in store for any of us here, but I'll do everything I can to get strong enough to protect my kingdom and to able to fight right by your side too. That's a promise.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to Sally's Promise) Hm. You do what all you can. I'll be one call away if you ever need assistance.
Sally: I know you will. But for now, I want you to go out to Hawaii and enjoy the heck of your vacation with your family and friends. You clearly deserve it.
Shadow: True. I'll get you some souvenirs along the way. Hopefully one that is eligible to your liking.
Sally: I'll love anything you get me, so long as a it isn't-
Shadow: Expensive? (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Trust me, I won't be that desperate.
Sally: (Giggles Softly) I know you won't~ I'll miss you.
Shadow: I'll miss you more.
Rouge/Bunnie/Topaz: AWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Sally: (Gasps as Her Eyes Begins to Sparkle a Little) You really mean that?~
Shadow: It be hard for me not to considering how enjoyable and comforting your company has been thus far- (Immediately Gets Kiss on the Lips Semi Passionately by Sally)
Sally: (Pulls Away Frim Shadow's Lips with a Big Smile on her Face) I love you, Shadow the Hedgehog~
Shadow: Starts Blushing a Bit) Y-Yeah- ('Clears Throat') I mean- Love you too.
Rouge: Ohh my God! I'm going to die from romantic cuteness if you lovebirds keep at it over there!!`
Shadow: (Turns to Rouge) Ever consider looking away instead?
Rouge: See, i thought about it. (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) And I'd much rather put my life in jeopardy if it means seeing you blush all day~
Shadow: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Figures.
Rouge: Anywho~ As much as I would simply adore seeing more of this precious interaction go further, I'm afraid we must be on our merry way~
Topaz: Wait. (Turns to Rouge) Right now? We haven't packed any of our clothes yet.
Rouge: Relax, girl, once we find and settle into- (Turns to Omega) What's the name of that resort the others are staying at again, Omega honey?
Omega: Hilton Hawaiian Village.
Rouge: Hilton Hawaiian Village, we'll dimension warp our way home and pack up all the stuff we need and warp straight back. (Notices Topaz Shivering a Bit) Oh right. You're still not used the whole Dimensional Hopping thing yet, huh?
Topaz: ('Sigh') Not completely. But if that's how we get to Hawaii quickly, then so be it I guess.
Omega: (Turns to his Second Mother Figure as He Lowers his Hands Down For Her) I will keep you secure within my arms along the for the ride.
Rouge: (Tosses the Golden Dimensional Ring to the Ground, Causing it to Expand into it's More Bigger Size, Before Turning Back to Shadow) Ohh Lover Boyyy!~ We're leaving~
Shadow: I'll call along if you never call me that again.
Rouge: No can do, Lover Boy, now move it!~
Shadow: ('Groans in Annoyance') Why do I even bother?
Sally: Remember what I said.
Shadow: I know. Enjoy and relax. You, one the other hand-
Shadow leans over to Sally and gives her a more passionate kiss on the lips for a couple of seconds, before pulling back, leaving the princess stun and lovestruck, and casually waving goodbye to her with a small smile.
Shadow: Take care, your highness. (Makes His Way into the Dimensional Ring Along with his Crew and Friends)
Sally: (Begins to Get Dizzy by the Kiss) S-Sha....Dooooow~
Bunnie: I gotcha, Sally Gal. (Catches Her Best Friend From Falling In the Neck of Time Before Playfully Smirking at Her) You really thought you had him with that kiss of yours, did ya?~
Sally: I dont know?~ Maybe? Who cares?~ I love him so much, Bunnie~
Bunnie: (Giggles Softly) I know you do, sugah cubes~ Thinkinx about plannin' something special for him when he comes see you again?
Sally: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Yeah~ (Looks at her Team Around Her) You guys don't mind helping out, do you?
Rotor: (Smiles Sheepishly While Chuckling a Bit) Not at all, Sal.
Antoine: (Places the Side of his Fist Onto his Chest in a Formal Like Fashion) We, Ze Freedom Fighters, ze very saviors of ze entire Knothole Kingdom, ze catalyst of all zhings freedom and- mmph!? (Immediately has hid Mouth Covered by Rotor'a Hand)
Rotor: ('Sigh') Just say 'Yes', Twan...
Bunnie: (Giggles Some More Along with Sally) Guess that answers that question quickly~ (Turns to her Best Gal Pal) You think so too, Sally Gal?
Sally: (Smiles Brightly) It does!~ Thanks guys.
One Dimensional Hopping Ride to Hawaii Later.......
A giant, golden ring suddenly appears and spinning still in the middle of the beach, before slowing down to a complete stop as Team Dark is seen leaping out of it altogether.
Shadow: (Catches the Now Smaller Ring on the Palm of his Hand) ('Hmph') Thatvwas simple enough. (Turns to Topaz Behind Him) How do you feep now, Topaz?
Topaz: ('Sighs in Relief') Glad to arrive here in one piece. (Gently Pats Omega's Arm as She Hops Down From his Arms Before Looking Around the New Location She Arrived to in Awe) It's so beautiful~ (Turns to Omega) This.... is Hawaii we're in now, right?
Omega: 150% the correct area.
Topaz: That's so many percentages~
Rouge: And now we have- (Raises her Arm Up into the Sky While Doing a Cammy Like Stretching Pose) Soooooo much time to kill now that we're in paradise~ Starting with looking the part for the beach. (Turns to Topaz) Care to shop for some lovely bathing suits with me, Topaz?
Topaz: ('Sigh') Alright, but it can't be anything too risqué. (Starts Rubbing her Arm a Bit) I'm not nearly as embracive enough to show off most of my skin in public, as you are.
Rouge: Don't worry, I'll find you something that's equally breathtaking as it is less revealing. (Forms a Flirtatious Smirk on her Face) Besides, you know I wouldn't risk letting anyone other than Knuckie and I, make googly eyes on that nice bod of yours all day, right?~
Topaz: (Eyes Widens Again Before Blushing and Puffing her Cheeks Out into a Bit of a Pout) O-Obviously. Didn't know you would be this protective over me~
Rouge: (Giggles Softly) Of course!~ (Walks Away Alongside Topaz) What of girlfriend would I be if I didn't take the time and effort to look out for my two precious hunies under my care, hm?~
Topaz: ('Sigh') Fair point. Thank you, 'hon~
Rouge: D'Awwww~ (Hugs Topaz's Hips Close to Her) You're always welcome, Sweet Cheeks~
Topaz: Rouge.
Rouge: Sorry~ Force of habit.
Topaz: Mhmmm.
Shadow: (Watches the Duo Walks Off in a More Further Distance) It honestly astounds me how Rouge to managed to have Topaz fall for her and Knuckles these days.
Omega: I'm surprised they haven't gotten together sooner. The signs were there and as clear as day.
Shadow: True, but it's better late than never, I suppose. (Turns to Omega) We should probably look the part for our first day of vacation here, too.
Omega: (Simply Nodded to Shadow's Suggestion) Affirmative.
Few Minutes of Summer Clothes Shopping and Changing Later.......
Shadow: (Seen Sitting and Relaxing on a Beach Chair While Wearing a Red Hawaiian Shirt, Trunks, a Straw Hat, and Shade) ('Sighs Relaxingly') It's miracle we were able to finish work as soon as we did. This is nice. (Takes a Sip of a Glass of Hawaiian Fruit Punch Made for Him as He Takes a Look at his Robotic Companion in the Mid Distance) What are you making over there, Omega?
Omega: (Sitting on the Sand Making a Semi Wide Sand Sculpturethe Whole Time) I am crafting a sculpture of my very face and metal head chrome to create the perfect masterpiece: The Ultimate Sand Omega!
Shadow: (Lowers his Shades Down with a Raised Eyebrow) Sand Omega, huh?
Omega: ULTIMATE. Sand Omega! A sand model that will hopefully as perfectly structured and destructive looking such as myself, that even Yusuke would approve of. Maybe even Leonardo DaVinci himself if he was still living right now
Shadow: I wouldn't go that far- (Puts his Shades Back On) But it does sound more interesting to make than your run of a mill sand castle.
Omega: Exactly! Sand Castles are too simple and bland for anyone in any beach area to make. (Crosses his Arms) It's clear that they lack the mind creativity Futaba and I possess.
Shadow: (Suddenly Hears Screaming of a Familiar Voicein the Far Distance) Hey, speaking of which- (Points Omega to a Very Familiar Face Running Closer and Closer To Where Him and Omega Are At) Isn't that her over there?
Futaba: OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (Continues Screaming her Best Robot Friend's Name From There)
Omega: Yep. That's her alright. (Grabs his Chin) Did not take her for a quick runner thou- Oof! (Immediately Gets Hug Tackled by Futaba)
Morgana: (Runs Over and Joins in on the Group Hug Alongside Lavenza) Omega!!~
Lavenza: Welcome!~
Omega: (Gently Pats on Futaba's Back) Hello, my smaller, semi-chaotic friends. Are you enjoying your vacation stay in Hawaii thus far?
Futaba: More than anything, dude!
Morgana: It's so beautiful, relaxing~
Lavenza: And is filled with plenty of rich history and lore that I didn't even know existed~
Futaba: Combine them all of together and we already got ourselves a ten out of ten experience, well, aside from dealing with a large, unrecognizable crowd just now.
Omega: Ah. So that's why you ran here.
Futaba: (Smiles Sheepishly) Actually, I was trying find me the any nearby hiding spot to crash in for a while- (Smiles Softly) You being here just in time, was more than enough to calm me down, big guy.
Shadow: ('Clears Throat')
Futaba/Mona/Lavenza: (Turns Over and Gasps at Shadow's Presence) Aloha, Shadow!!~
Futaba: Really digging the Hawaiian look, my guy~
Lavenza: You look very much relaxed~ (Turns Back to Omega) You as well, Omega-Kun.
Shadow: (Forms a Bit of a Confident Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Thank you. I figured since we're here now, we might as well dress the part for the time-
??????: Fascinating......
The gang turns over to Yusuke examining Omega's sand sculpture from every bit of angle possible.
Yusuke: The structure, the still pose, the creatively....It's far from being completed and yet this looks to be one step closer to being a masterpiece of the making. (Turns to Omega) Did you truly make this, Omega-San?
Omega: (Crosses his Arms With a Confident Look on his Face) Indeed I have. It is a masterpiece that will go down in history for any beach dwellers to see: The Ultimate Sand Omega-
A small wave of water came in and washes the sculpture away, much to Omega's now dismay.
Omega: (Slouches his Upper Body Down in Disappointment) Nevermind. The dream is dead and washed now.
Futaba, Morgana and, Lavenza hugs their robotic companion again in order to help cheer him up. Futaba even give him a kiss on the cheek for good measure.
Yusuke: (Places his Hand onto Omega's Shoulder with a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Fret not, my robotic friend, perhaps a simple Sculpture Class could be the one thing you need to make your creation a reality.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly as She Snaps her Finger at the Realization) Hey, yeah! There this conjoined Sculpture and Pottery class Yusuke go to, from across the street from our café. We can all attend there together, free of charge.
Lavenza: What do you say to that, Omega-Kun?
Omega: So long as there no sign of water in the facility, then I'll join. (Turns to Shadow) Are you interested in attending as well, Shadow?
Shadow: (Shrugs) I don't see why not.
Rouge: Ohhhhhh boys!~
Shadow and the others turns over to see Rouge and Topaz walking over to them while wearing sunglasses, different colored crochet skirts swimwear (Rouge's white while Topaz's light blue), and glamorous sun hats.
Rouge: We're back!~ Oh- (Happily Waves at the Others) Hi there, runts!~
Shadow: (Turns to the Other) They're dating by the way.
Yusuke: With Knuckles-San?
Shadow: Yep.
Futaba: Knew it.
???: SHADOW-KUUUUN!~
The gang turns over to see Dr. Tae Takemi running over to them, happily waving at Shadow....Only for her to trip and fall face down by a nearby shell.
'Thud'
Tae: (Gets her Face Up From the Ground Before Rubbing the Back of her Head) ('Ugh') This is why I hate running......
Shadow: Doctor. (Holds his Hand Out to Tae) Are you alright?
Tae: (Starts Smiling Sheepishly as She Allows Shadow to Help Her Get Up) Y-Yeah, I'll live fine enough. Are you guys here to enjoy Hawaii with us from here on out?~
Shadow: (Simply Nodded) Yep, in the neck of time too. We just finished our recent mission before getting here.
Tae: (Bends Down and Happily Hugs Shadow) Yay!~ This vacation doesn't feel nearly as complete without any of you in it~
Shadow: (Starts Blushing a Bit Before Hugging Tae Back) Well, we're here now, so there's no need to worry on that front.
???: Exactly.
Shadow and Tae turns over to see Sae Niijima to walk over to them and the others.
Sae: I've been telling her not to ever since we first got here and she does nothing but worry all day, even insisted on joining along on your missions back home.
Tae: Hey, you would've done the same thing for Banjo if he was ever in a jam, Empress.
Sae: Definitely. (Crosses her Arms With a Confident Smirk on her Face) But I, one for, don't even have to think about kind of nonsense considering he's here with us.
Banjo: (Happily Holds Up a Purple Shell From a Distance) Hey, Sae, come quick! Kazooie and I found ourselves a mighty lookin' conch shell!
Kazooie: It says it's supposed to be magical and junk, but I have doubts.
Sae: (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Gasps) Incredible!~ I'm on way, Kazooie-San!~ (Starts Running Over to the Duo Very Quickly) BANJO-KUUUUUN!!~
Tae: (Sighs While Playfully Rolls her Eyes) And she says I'm a diehard fangirl, homegirl takes the whole bakery on that front, amirite?
Everyone else begins to giggle at Tae poking fun at her girlfriend's adorable fondness over the honey bear. Shadow starts chuckling a bit as well, until he suddenly felt something small hugging his stomach very lovingly
Shadow: (Looks Down and Smiles at the Culprit) Ah little sister. It's only you.
Hat Kid: Aloha!~ (Giggles Softly)
Shadow: (Chuckles Lightly) Yes yes. Aloha to you too- Wait. If you're here, then-
?????/?????: SHADOOOOW!!!~
Shadow then gets hug tackled by two of his loving parents,Mario and Peach.
Mario: Il nostro orgoglio e la nostra gioia, you've arrived!~
Peach: (Happily Snuggles Up on her Baby) Words cannot express how happy we are to see your sweet, handsome face again!~ (Gives Shadow a Big Kiss on the Cheek Before Pouting) But we're also very peeve at you at right now!~
Shadow: Why? What did I do?
Mario: (Pouts at Shadow as Well) You didn't bother to come see us when you got here. Nor did you ever call.
Hat Kid: (Starts Pouting as Well) Bad Shadow!
Peach: We had to look throughout the entire resort looking for you the very moment your brother says he saw you at the mini clothing shop.
Shadow: ('Sigh') Figures.
Sonic: (Standing Next to a Happily Waving Amy With a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Hiya, faker~ (Takes a Loud Sip of his Blue Hawaiian Punch)
Rouge: (Gasps at a Very Familiar Face Joining Sonic and Amy) Knuckie!~ (Runs Up to her Boyfriend and Hugs Him) You're here!~ (Forms a Playful Smirk) Gotten tired of guarding the Master Emerald already?~
Knuckles: (Shrugs) Eh. The security drones you installed last week, has been working good enough as it is. I could a vacation break.
Rouge: Amen to that!~
?????: Knuckles?
Knuckles: (Turns to a Familiar Voice Talking to Him) Oh, hey To- (Eyes Widens in Genuine Awe and Blushes at Topaz's Swimsuit Outfit) Paaaaaaz~
Topaz: (Giggles a Bit) I take it you like what I'm wearing as well?~
Knuckles: Y-Yeah, you look great. Rouge picked it out for you?
Topaz: You guessed it. I asked for a something non-risqué and she picked the best casual look in the store within five minutes, it's kinda incredible.
Knuckles: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Well, our batgirl is one of the most fashionable woman i know besides Amy, so it's expected at this point. But yeah, like I said, you look great. And- ('Sigh') Look, I completely get your dislike for anything risqué, but- (Rubs the Back of his Head) I dunno, I... think you'll look good in at least one of them.
Topaz: (Heart Begins to Melt by Knuckles' Shy Flattery)
Knuckles: ('Scoffs a Bit') I mean, if you ask me any- WAY!? (Gets Picks From the Ground and Into a Flattered Topaz's Arms)
Topaz: Awwww, Knuckieeeee!~ Rouge definitely wasn't kidding when she says you're a sweetheart deep down!~ (Starts Smirking Seductively) Not to mention the cutest as well~ (Starts Kissing Knuckles on the Cheek)
Knuckles: Gah! H-Hey! (Chuckles Ticklishly by his Girlfriend's Kisses) Quit it!~ Since when have you became this affection?~
Topaz: Blame Rouge. Her flirtatious antics finally got the better of me and I don't hate it one bit anymore~ (Continues Kissing on her Boyfriend)
Rouge: (Watches her Two Along with Sonic and a Very Surprised Amy) D'aww~ Aren't my girlfriend and boyfriend the most adorable?~
Sonic: (Happily Gives Rouge a Thumbs Up) Congrats.
Amy: W-Wha- (Points at Rouge) You- (Points at Knuckles Next) H-Him- (Points atTopaz Last) A-A-And her too!? How? When!!?
Rouge: (Places the Back of her Hand onto her Hat In a Playful, Semi Dramatic Fashion) Oh Amy!~ I would looove to tell you all about that wonderful journey, but I'm afraid it'll be too long and spicy for you to handle~
Amy: (Immediately Grabs onto Rouge's Shoulders) Lies! Sonic and I watched the entire first season of Sex and the City together the other day!
Sonic: (Casually Shrugs) It's true.
Amy: I can handle spicy! (Starts Shaking her Girl- Pal) You have to give me every single detail, girl, I am begging you!!~
Rouge: (Giggles Ticklishly by Amy Shaking Her) Okay, okay!~ I'll tell it all before the day ends, girl, trust and believe~
Shadow: ('Sigh') I apologize for not thinking about coming to see you all sooner. (Looks Over at the Sun Shining Down and Reflecting on the Beach's Oean From Afar) But this beach.....It's far too gorgeous, peaceful, and mesmerizing for me to ignore completely.
Mario: ('Sighs Fondly') You said it. (Looks Over at the Sun and Ocean as Well) It's already our fourth day being here and I still can't believe how amazing it alll look~
Peach: (Smiles Softly) We'll have plenty of fun and relaxation out here before the day we have to return back home. (Starts Pouting at Shadow Again) But you owe us a hefty amount of family cuddle sessions once we return to our rooms!~
Hat Kid: (Does a Single, Hefty Like Nod While Snuggling onto Shadow) Mm-Hm!
Shadow: (Chuckles Ticklishly a Bit) Of course, mother. But we should take this time to relax now that we're all out here.
Sonic: Yeeeeeeeeah- ('Clicks Teeth') Not yet, at least on your end.
Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow at Sonic) And why's that, Faker?
SHADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!~
Shadow turns over to see almost everyone in the Smash Family excitedly running over to him.
Sonic: Cuz I told everyone you'd be here. You're welcome~ (Takes Another Sip of his Drink)
Shadow: ('Sighs Heavily') So much for a day of relaxation.
And in an instant, Shadow gets pulled and engulfed with a large, most loving group hugs by the group of people he is more than proud enough to call his family.
Mini Fanfic #1353: Morning After Their Very First Time~ (River City Girls X Persona 5 X SSBU)
After gathering to grand dinner date and a spectacular hula and fire dance performances along with it, everyone o Smash Family retreated back to their respective hotel rooms for the rest of the night afterwards.
But before their first day of vacation could come to a close, Dark Pit and his two rowdy, but compassionate girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko took this opportunity to share their very first, sensual lovemaking session together. It was Intimidating at first (for Pitto especially) and it took a couple of advices and encouragement from Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho to help get their heads straight and nerves calmed down, but it was also thanks to their love, care, and trust with one another that it all successfully went smoothly from start to finish.
The next morning of the day arrives and the two River City Girls are now seen snuggling onto their dark angel, whose face is now cover with pink and red colored kiss marks, all while a single beam of light from outside the room's shines down onto the trio bright enough to wake them up one by one.
Kyoko: (First ro Get Up From Pitto as She Stretches her Arm Up and Let's Out a Cute Sounding Yawn, All While her Peach-Colored Hair is Down) Good Morning, Hawaii...
Misako: (Starts Waking Up Next While Grunting a Tiny Bit) Yeah....Morning or whatever....(Hears and Sess her and Kyoko's Boyfriend Yawning and Waking Up Before Smirking Seductively) And a good morning to you too, babe~ You seem a lot more relaxed today.
Kyoko: (Smiles Softly) We hope you had as much of a good time as we did last night~
Dark Pit: Yeah, I did had fun. So much in fact that I....Think I wanna do it again going forward. (Starts Blushing a Bit While Rubbing the Back of his Head) If it's alright with either of-
Kyoko: (Happily Hugs Pitto on her Side) Like you have to ask that, Pitto-Kins, of course we can!!~
Misako: (Happily Hugs Pitto as Well) Now that we have a better understanding of which pace is best for all of us to take, I say this is one activity that'll definitely be on top of our list of things to do, from here on now.
Dark Pit: Neat. (Wraps Both of his Girlfriend's Up in a Group Hug a Small Smile) You losers make everything fun and wild~
Misako: (Snickers a Bit) And you're the loser who fell for us in the first place~
Dark Pit: (Starts Smirking Now) Yeah, but you don't see me complaining about it, now do you?
Misako: Not much, no.
Kyoko: (Starts Pouting Playfully) And we better not hear you complain or you and your big angel butt are gonna be in some real hot water, mister!~
Dark Pit: (Turns to Kyoko) Kyoko, my ass is not that fat.
Misako: Yeah it is. It's wider than mines and nearly as big as our resident peach queen on your right.
Kyoko: (Went Back to Smiling Again) Peaches are always firmer~ ('Gasps') That's it!~
Dark Pit/Misako: (Turns to Their Girlfriend with Raised Eyebrows) What it?
Kyoko: The name of our trio! ('Sighs Dreamingly') Ohhh it's so brilliant, i can't even believe I came up with it myself just no-
Misako: Just tell us!
Kyoko: Okay, okay! We should call ourselves.....The Three Peachateers~
Dark Pit/Misako: (Stares at Their Girlfriend in a Slightly Dumbfounded Silence)
Kyoko: Cause we're three love partners with big junks in each of ours trunks!~ (Starts Giggling)
'Badum Tssssss'
Kyoko: Sounds neat enough for team name to have, eh? (Leans Forward, Awaiting For Her Partners' Responses) Ehh?~
Misako: Well.....(Shrugs) It's not the dumbest name I've heard so far.
Dark Pit: It's passable. But in the meantime, I'm gonna have to get outta bed. I promised Ren, Vi, and even Pit-Stain that I would tell them every detail on what we did last night.
Misako: (Gets Out of Bed Along with Pitto) What a coincidence. Kyoko and I are just about to do the same with Big Sis Makoto, Ann, and Shiho.
Dark Pit: You two really like hanging out with those three, do you?
Kyoko: (Happily Hops Out of Bed) Who wouldn't?~ They're sooo cool!~
Misako: (Forms a Impressed Grin on her Face) And total badasses to boot. Did you know your big sis-in-law can kick a lotta ass in Akido-Karate?
Dark Pit: (Puts his Shorts Back On Him) Since day one. She's a natural, even Yoshi was impressed enough to sparred with her plenty of times during their training sessions.
Kyoko: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Amazing~ I'd kill to see them duke it out again someday.
Dark Pit: (Picks his Phone Up From the Nearby Counter) I'll ask them for you on text. (Gives his Girlfriends a Kiss on Both of Their Lips Before Heading to the Door and Opens It) Try not to miss me too much once you get there, will ya?
Kyoko: Oh, now you know that's too hard of a task for either one of us to do!~
Misako: But we'll see what we can do, Big Booty Johnny!~
Kyoko: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Pitto) We love yooooou!~
Dark Pit sticks his middle finger out at Misako before closing the room door behind him.
'Door Closed'
Kyoko: (Turns to Misako with a Raised Eyebrow) Really? Johnny? Big Booty Jeremy would've sound way better!
Misako: (Shrugs) Too nerdy for my liking.
A Walk in the Hallways Pit & Viridi's Room Later......
'Pa-Pop' 'Pop' 'Pop' 'Pop'
Pit/Viridi/Ren: Congratulations!!~
Dark Pit: (Stares at the Trio with a Deadpinned Expression) .......Party Poppers? Really?
Viridi: They're the only celebratory-related item they have in the gift shop.
Pit: (Smiles Brightly) In a very cheap price.
Ren: Buuuuut it's neither here and there for now. (Place his Hand on the Side of his Cheek with His Signature Cheeky Grin on his Face) Tell us how it went~
Dark Pit: Well.... (Walks Over and Sits on the Edge of the Bed) Aside from that dumb anxiety takeover, the experience....was a pretty fun time.
Meanwhile at Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho's Room......
Kyoko: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together While Sitting on the Bed with Misakp and the Rest of the Ladies Present) The funnest experience we had all night~
Misako: And most the romantic~
Ann: (Let's Out a Happy Sound Squeal) I knew you three would have a great first time!~
Shiho: (Smiles Softly) And the safest as well.
Misako: (Snickers a Bit) Well, duh!~ We wouldn't have never went along with the whole thing if you guys didn't give us every best advice you've came up with.
Kyoko: Yeah, you all are best!~
Makoto: (Smiles Brightly at the River City Girls) Think nothing of it, girls. We're always happy to help our friends and younger sibling figures in need. So tell us, how did it all feel the way through?
Ann: Yeah, It didn't hurt much, did it?
Misako: Yeah, it stings a bit at first, but the more we went at it, the more it all felt really.....(Starts Blushing) Really good to endure~
Kyoko: (Already Has Her Palms on Both her Flustered Cheeks) Lovemaking ecstasy!!~ (Falls and Lays the Side of her Head onto her Girlfriend's Lap)
Misako: (Starts Snickering a Bit) God, look at this nutty goober right here~ (Gently Rubs the Side of her Girlfriend's Head) She moans louder and sexier than neither DP and I even imagined she could. She's such a freak~ (Smiles Down at Kyoko) Our freak~ (Leans Down and Kisses Kyoko On the Side of her Head)
Kyoko: (Giggles Ticklishly by her Girlfriend's Affections)
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) That's sound exactly like my Ann-Bear~ She always does have the knack for moaning the loudest out of the two of us~
Ann: (Playfully Pouts at her Wife Next to Her) Well, excuse me for falling your firm and tender lovemaking skills so easily~ (Starts Hugging Shiho While Resting the Side of her Head onto her Shoulder) It's like you knew exactly what would make me tick and go wild~
Shiho: (Shrugs Playfully) What can I say?~ You're like an open, romantically exotic book I adore to read from start to finish~
Ann: (Begins to Smirk Seductive) You're like a brick house I could kiss all day~
Shiho: (Starts Giggling Some More) C'mere you~ (Starts Kissing her Wife Lovingly on the Lips)
Misako: Mm. (Points at the Couple in Front of Her) Now those are some hot wordplays~
Pit: So what you're saying is that the more you three went at it, all that fear you had earlier, just went away?
Dark Pit: All into thin air. It's like I didn't even know I had it in me to begin with.
Ren: Yeah, sex can do that to most people.
Viridi: Especially the very good ones. I'm surprised you three done this for nearly four hours.
Dark Pit: Right? And you can think Kyoko for that one. Homegirl was enjoying it all so much that was begging some more and Misako keep talking me into it!
Ren: (Nods in Understanding) I feel ya on that, brother. There never been a time when Makoto hasn't begged or demanded more outta me- (Forms a Proud Smirk on his Face) Not that I complained either way though~
Viridi: ('Sigh') The same applies to me as well. (Gently Pulls on Pit's Cheek) I ended up feeling so bad for making my sweet angel do all the hard work~
Pit: (Giggles Ticklishly) Oho, Viridi~ (Hugs His Girlfriend Next to Him) You know I don't mind making you happy and satisfied. You're my everything, remember?~
Viridi: (Happily Hugs Her Boyfriend Back) You're mines too~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes at the Couple's Cute Antics Before Continuing on the Conversation) As if that wasn't enough, before I set out to go to see you all this morning, those two perverts had the nerve to call me Big Booty Johny just because they think I have a fat ass! Like can you believe that crap?
Pit: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Well, you and I do share the exact same body structure and weight, so it kinda make sense why they would think that way.
Dark Pit: Oh come on, you don't actually think you have one of your own, do you?
Pit: Pitto, I've been picked on for having a big butt my whole life growing up and I've long since accepted it as a part of me, at this point. (Smiles Brightly) In fact, I embrace it.
Viridi: (Angrily Cracking her Knuckles One by One) And I would like to personally find those pinheaded idiots who even THINK about looking at you wrong-
Pit: (Quickly Rubs Viridi's Shoulders to Help Calm Her Down) Hey-ey-ey, honey~ It's okay. It was eons ago.
Viridi: (Starts Pouting While Calming Down) Yeah, but they're still jerks.
Pit: I know, hon, I know~
Ren: (Shrugs at Pitto) Hey, you two are twins after all.
Ann: (Been Laughing the Whole Time With Shiho) Big Booty Johnny!?~ Are you for real right now!?~
Shiho: That has be the most silliest nickname I've heard yehehehehet!~ (Continues Laughing)
Makoto: I've heard sillier.....(Snickers into Genuine Laughter) But it is pretty funny~
Kyoko: Jeremy's better!
Misako: (Been Snickering the Whole Time) But it's true though!~ It's like- (Motions her Hands Far Away From Each Other in a Few Inches) This big! Wider than mines and nearly as fat as Kyoko's- It's amazing.
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Hence why I took the liberties to name our trio the Three Peachateers!~ (Forms a Proud Grin on her Face) A work in progress of the making I'm sure~
Shiho: Ohoho my gosh!~ Peachateers?~
Misako: Yeah. It's like the most decently average nickname she came up with for us. (Shrugs A Tad Bit Smugly) But I suppose it's accurate given each of our unique assests in the back~
Ann: (Tries Calming Her Laughing Down While Wiping a Single Tear From Off her Eye) I swear, you girls are such riots today!~ Hey, speaking of which, would either of you be interested I'm joining our Twerk Class later today?
Kyoko: (Let's Out Another as Her Eyes Sparkle in Excitement) Would we!~
Misako: I didn't know you ladies your own Twerking Class~
Makoto: Well, it used to be a regular dance class at first till one twerk-off challenge changes everything to what it is now.
Shiho: (Smiles Softly) As wacky as it gets, it's pretty fun all things considered.
Ann: But everything wedding planning related got in the way of that for quite some time now, so we're making a comeback here! Good thing too a certain- (Turns to Makoto on her Left) Queen here definitely have a few areas we need to work on.
Makoto: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) This is what we're doing now? Critiquing the way I twerk?
Ann: Yep.
Shiho: Pretty much.
Misako: (Shrugs) I mean, if that's what we gotta talk about.....
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) I'm all ears!~
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat and Annoyance') Whatever.
Ann: Look, I'm just saying: You're getting more thicker than a bowl of ramen and yet you still shake like someone trying to get a toy out of a cereal box. You gotta get more creative, rhythmic, and adventurous than that, girl!
Shiho: Yeah, especially after that performance during our foursome session together yesterday. It's not bad, but...could be a lot better.
Makoto: (Turns Away With her Arms Crossed While) Pouting) ('Hmph') Well, excuse me for being a little rusty then.
Ann: (Pulls Makoto into a One Arm Hug with a Big Smile on her Face) Oh stop~ You know we're doing all of this because we love you to pieces~ You'd do the same for us in different scenarios, right?
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat') I suppose....(Rest the Side of her Head onto Ann's Shoulder) I appreciate the feedback.
Ann: Anytime, Queen. (Turns Back to the River City Girls) So what do you say, ladies? You'll might end up being on par with out #1 Eliite Student if you practice hard enough with the rest of us here.
Shiho: Free of charge!~
Misako: Bitchin'. I'm in.
Kyoko: Me too!~ (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) But who is the Elite Student anyways?
Ann/Makoto/Shiho: Haru.
Misako: Seriously?
Makoto: Very. She's really good compared to the rest of us here.
Ann: Terrifyingly so. One time, we saw her twerk to the entirety of a heavy metal song from start to finish, without even breaking a single sweat.
Shiho Mot to mention she can also wall-twerk for up to four to five minutes without having any signs of dizziness afterwards
Misako: (Genuinely Impressed) Siiick!
Kyoko: (Happily Raises Her Hand Up) Ooh ooh! I wanna learn how wall twerk too!~
????: I'm sure you two will learn it all in due time~
The girls turn to see Haru standing by the room's doorway with a soften smile on her face.
Haru: But how about we learn the basics first, yes?
Ladies: Haru-san!!~
Makoto: Good morning!~
Ann: About time you got here, we were just bragging about you!~
Misako: How's Yoshi back at yours and Ryuji's place?
Kyoko: Did he sleep well last night?
Haru: (Sits Next to Misako and Kyoko on the Same Bed) He had himself a great sleep with us and he's such a gem to have around. Just before I came here, we were watching a few morning cartoons together.
An Half an Hour Earlier at Ryuji and Haru's Room.....
Tv: Fireballs? YUUUM!~
Yoshi: (Seen Sitting in the Middle of the Sofa in with Ryuji and Haru) Yep. I hate him.
Haru: ('Gasps')
Ryuji: (Eyes Widens at Yoshi) Ah what!?
Haru: How could you say and think that way? He's adorable!
Yoshi: ('Ugh') I mean- I guess? It's just that voice of his really not doing it for me. (Cringes a Bit) So cheesy to listen to.
Ryuji: Dude, everyone's voice in the Super Mario Show are all super cheesy-like. How is he any different.
Yoshi: I dunno, it just...Rubs me the wrong way somehow. Can't put my finger on how it is at the moment, you know?
Ryuji: (Puts on a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) You know what I think? That, you, my dinosaur friend, are just jealous.
Yoshi: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Disbelief) I'm sorry- Me? Jealous of- (Points at his Counterpart on TV) This knockoff on your screen? Yeah right!
Ryuji: (Shrugs) Hey, It's the only plausible reason I can think of you not liking him.
Yoshi: Yeah, and it's false. So what if he's cute to you guys? (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) I don't see him swinging any nunchucks around him yet, so he must be lame.
Haru: Oh dear, you are jealous of him!~ (Pull Yoshi into a Loving Hug) You poor thing!~
Yoshi: (Taken Aback by the Hug) W-What? But really, I'm n-
Haru: ('Sh Shhh Shh') It's okay. You don't need to say anymore. Just know that you'll always be amazing and precious to each of our hearts~ (Gives Yoshi Three Kisses on the Cheek) You understand?~
Yoshi: (Starts Blushing a Bit Before Sighing in Defeat) I guess. Thanks, Haru.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Lightly) You're a pretty adorable dino dude, ya know that, my man?
Yoshi: (Lightly Glares at Ryuji) Don't start.
Back to the Present
Misako: (Bursts Out Laughing) Ah man!~ I don't know which is funnier: Yoshi getting mad over his cartoon counterpart or how Ryuji saw right through his jealousy?~
Shiho: (Giggling as Well) That silly dinosaur!~ He can try and deny it all he wants, Yoshi-Kun will always be a real cutie in our eyes~
Ann: Amen!~
Haru: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, I wouldn't exactly call or...rather see myself as such....
Kyoko: (Turns to Haru) I didn't know you were an elite of the entire Twerk Class this whole time, Haru-San!~
Misako: Yeah, it must be awesome.
Ann: Enough with the modesty, girl, you earned that title tenfold!
Makoto: (Gives Haru a Reassuring Smile) You are the main reason we started this class in the first place
Shiho: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah! I mean, your graceful, rhythmic, and fierce style alone made all of us want get better at it today.
Misako: And made us wanna join even more than we did.
Kyoko: (Bows her Head to Haru) We thank you for your hard work and contribution to the class, Senpai.
Haru: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness Before Sighing) You girls are the sweetest~ (Bows her Head to Misako and Kyoko) I'll be more than happy to teach you two everything I know.
Kyoko: Yayyy!~
Misako: (Simply Nods her Head in Rejoice) Bitchin' again. How did you learned how to twerk anyways?
Makoto: Yeah, we've been wondering about that too, Haru-san. Being an advent Heavy Metal fan is one thing, but an expert at twerking as well?
Haru: (Giggles Softly) A surprising lifestyle i have, huh?~ There's actually a really funny story behind it all if you're interested to listen.
Ann: We have all the morning in word, hun.
Shiho/Misako/Kyoko: Shoot~
Haru: Okay!~ Years ago, back when we were all still in the academy, i originally signed up to take ballerina classes during the summer. So, one day, I took scroll around the city to find the dance studio I was looking for nearly two hours and a half, only to stumbled upon the wrong one, i.e. the dirty/ twerking dancing class at the very last second!
Ann: Get out!~
Shiho: (Starts Giggling Again Along with the River City Girls) For real?~
Makoto: (Shrugs) It happens to the best of us.
Haru: Don't I know it~ But not even the funniest part. For you see.....(Continues Telling her Story From There)
Ren: You gotta face the facts, bro. There are most girls out there, that are into guys with nice looking butt. Yours and mines included. (Smiles Fondly at the Thought of his Lovely Wife) I can't begin to tell you all the times My Queen took every opportunity to smack my ass with that cute smirk of hers~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Gee, I wonder where she got all that kind of rebellious, perverted tendency from....
Ren: Hey, I only welcomed her to my crazy world with opened arms. Believe it or not, she has already done plenty of bad all by herself, with a little help from me, Ryuji, and Ann, of course.
Dark Pit: Figures.
Viridi: Every living being have their own kinks and perverted side get the better of them in some cases. ('Lightly Scoffs') Not like I would ever stoop to their le- (Notices Her Boyfriend Staring at her With a Stern Boyfriend Glare) -vel?
Pit: Viridiiii.
Viridi: What I'm being truthful right now, Pit! Honest!
Pit: I don't know, Vi. (Raises an Eyebrow) Are you being truthful?
Viridi: Well- I-I mean- I think I'm....Kind of....Maybe...
Pit: (Sill Stares at Viridi in Silence) ..............
Viridi: ('UGGGH') Okay! I confess!!
Flashback to Few Months Ago
Viridi: (Sitting on her Bed with Pit) Hey, Pit, would you be a sweetheart and- (Points Pit to a the Three Books in Front on her Bed, on the Flood) Pick the Art of Nature, Harvest Melons, and the Story of the Wicked Eggplant books up for me please?
Pit: (Happily Nodded to Viridi) Sure thing, Vi!
Pit hops off of bed and walks over to the three books on the floor. Upon arrival, he bends over and picks up them up one by one, alm while humming to his theme song and unintentionally showing off his thick rear to Viridi's point of view, his "Angel Cake" Viridi would usually describe.
The more he begins to sway it from side to side, the more the Goddess of Nature's goofy looking grin begins to get wider and wider by the second.
End of Flashback
Dark Pit: (Genuinely Surprised by What Him and the Others Were Just Told) Wow. And here I thought my girls were bad.
Ren: So we're Makoto, Ann, and even Shiho combined. (Starts Snickering) You really took the cake for the most down bad out of all of them, Vi~
Viridi: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance and Embarrassment) Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a lousy, shameless hypocrite. Really don't need the rub-in-the salt wound right now. (Turns to Pit with an Apologetic Frown) I'm sorry, Pit.
Pit: (Gives his Girlfriend a Loving, Reassuring Smile on his Face) Oh, don't beat yourself up over, Vi. (Places his Hands onto Both of his Flustered Cheeks While Giggling) T-To tell you the truth, I really flattered you think highly of my body this whole time~
Viridi: (Gently Grabs Hold of One of Her Angel's Hands) Of course!~ I love everything about, you big dummy, your bravery, your kindness, amd especially that beautiful body of yours!~ Always have, always will~
Pit: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Viridiiiii!~ (Pulls his Girlfriend into a Very Loving Hug) I love everything about too!~ I wanted to write a whole ten paged essay about it for the longest time now, but I really don't know where to start. Plus, there's still me not good at reading a whole lot yet and-
Viridi: (Quickly Places her Fingers on Pit's Lips to Keep Him Quiet) Upupup. We can worry about all of that stuff a lot later. Right now- (Slowly Removes her Fingers Off of Pit's Lip) All I wanna do is give those shiny lips of yours a nice, long smooch ~ (Forms Seductive, Yet Loving irk on her Face) Think you can do that for me, honey-bun?~
Pit: (Smiles Softly at Viridi) Yes, ma'am- (Immediately Gets Pull into a Loving Kiss on the Lips by Viridi)
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Annoyance') Great. Just what I need to see this early morning: lovey-dovey crap. Not like the losers and I are any better.....
Ren: (Smorks at Pitto Again) Well, look at you admitting your lovey-dovey faults~ I'm so proud.
Dark Pit: Shut up. Anyways, I should probably tell our moms about all of this in a bit.
Pit and Viridi suddenly stops kissing one another as both of their eyes begins to widen right up.
Ren: Is that so?
Dark Pit: (Shrigs) Hey, they deserve to know about the news just as much as you clowns did. Only fair, you know?
Pit: U-Uh just to clarify: You're....Only going to tell them about you-
Viridi: A-And only you had sex?
Dark Pit: (Slowly Raises his Eyebrow at the Duo) Yes....That's exactly the topic I want to share with them today?
Ren: Why? You haven't told them about you two having sex as well?
Pit/Viridi: ....................
Ren: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Shock) Oh God, you really haven't told them yet, did you?
Pit: No. Not yet.
Viridi: Not recently......Hopefully not ever.
Pit: Definitely not ever.
Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') What? Are you scared of telling them or- (Noticing the Duo Shaking a Bit Before Sighing Again) Nevermind. That answers my dumb question effortlessly.
Pit: Look, it's not like we don't want to tell them or anything. We're just....Scared at how they would react to it all. Like, I'm supposed to be their purest angel boi, I can't let them know I tarnished that for God knows, how many times!
Viridi: And have you seen how strong Palutena's punch was when she sent that Jean Whathisface flying from the wedding? That's not even close to her actual altitude in raw power and strength and I REFUSE to go back on her bad side again- REFUSE!!
Dark Pit: I mean, I would pay hella good money to see that- Ack! (Immediately Gets Bumped on the Shoulder by Ren)
Ren: (Gives Pit and Viridi a Reassuring Smile) Look, guys, I get it. It's scary to tell them these kinds of things face-to-face. But they're going to find out about it sooner or later.
Dark Pit: Yeah. And you two hiding and panicking over it isn't gonna change a damn thing, now will it?
Pit/Viridi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Nooooo.....
Viridi: It won't.
Pit: Yeah. We'll find the time to tell them one of these days
Dark Pit: You could do that....Or maybe you could just- MOMS, WE NEED YOU TWO HERE!!
Pit: (Eyes Widens in Horror) No!
Viridi: (Glares at the Dark Angel) Damnit, Pitto!!
Palutena: (Suddenly Hovers Down From a Ray of Light, in the Middle of the Room) We're here!!~
Bayonetta: (Seen Sitting in her Goddess's Arms) On this glorious Wednesday morning, ready to give you all the love we could muster!~
Palutena: (Smiles Brightly) You're never too old for each of your mommas' love~
Dark Pit: True, but before we get to any of that, I wanted to tell you that....(Takes a Bit of Deep Breath Before Speaking) Misako, Kyoko, and I had our very first sex last night and....I like it. A lot.
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('Gasps)
Dark Pit: And before either of you asked, yes, we had protection throughout the whole- Thing!? (Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Group Hug by his Two Moms)
Palutena/Bayonetta: Pittoooo!~
Palutena: Congratulations!!~
Bayonetta: We're so happy for you, darling!~
Palutena: And very proud of you for taking caution!~ Safety is always important before having fun under the covers.
Ren: (Raises his Hand Up) Hey, I provided him the safety measure he needed last night!
Dark Pit: Yeah, a whole bag of them. A little too much, but it was still helpful a the same.
Ren: (Proudly Nodded) You're wel- Come!? (Gets Pulled into a Group Hug as Well)
Bayonetta: Oh Renny!~ You're such a wonderful big brother!~
Palutena: Words cannot express how proud we are of you two boys right now~
Dark Pit: We bet. (Turns to Pit and Viridi with a Smirk) But I believe your Purest Angel Boy and his Goddess has something they wanna tell you.
Bayonetta: Really? (Turns to the Younger Couple Along with Palutena)
Palutena: Pit? Viridi? Is that true?
Pit: Well.....
Viridi: I mean....
Pit: When you put it that way, I mean.....
Viridi: (Gently Slaps Pit's Arm) I already said that, you dope.
Pit: Oop. (Smiles Sheepishly to Viridi) Sorry.
Bayonetta: (Starts Frowning a Bit) Oh dear. Is something the matter, you two?
Dark Pit: Eh, it's probably them just being shy. (Smirk Grew Wider) I'd be more happy to spit it out for them if they still aren't willing~
Pit: (Glares at his Brother) Seriously!?
Dark Pit: Very.
Palutena: (Gives Pit and Viridi a Reassuring Look) Pit, honey, you know if there's really something you two want to talk about, please don't hesitate in telling us.
Bayonetta: Pretty please?~ We promise we won't judge or discriminate in this very room.
Dark Pit: We'll, I mean- (Gets Hit on the Shoulder Again by Ren) Ah!- Okay, okay, we don't judge here, happy?
Ren: (Smiles Brightly) Very.
Viridi: (Places her Hand on her Angel's Shoulder) I think it's best we come clean, Pit. It'll do us no good if we keep this hidden forever.
Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') You said it. (Turns to Palutena and Bayonetta) Moms, there is something Vi and I want to tell you and it's that......(Takes a Deep Breath Before Blurting Out-) We had sex together too!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('Gasps')
Pit: Four to five times!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('GASPS')
Pit: In Vi's bedroom!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('GAAASPS')
Pit: And most of the time, it would last until the early morning!
Viridi: And each time, we had our only protection the whole way through. I swear on your whole name and everything holy!!
Bayonetta: (Turns to her Girlfriend) You think she's telling the truth, love?
Palutena: Yeah. She never been that great at lying as she is at being blunt and honest.
Bayonetta: Hm. Good to know.
Palutena: (Sighs While Giving her Baby a Soft Motherly Glare) Now, Pit, why on Earth didn't you or Viridi tell your mother and I any of this a lot sooner?
Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') It's cause I'm scared that you'll think differently of me now.
Viridi: And that you'll end up having me again.
Palutena: (Giggles Softly at a Fellow Goddess) Are you kidding?~ You continue to make my baby angel the happiest he's ever been, plus you're one of my most trusted allies. I could never hate you after all that.
Bayonetta: (Smiles Softly) Yes, if anything, we should be thanking you for all your support and contributions to this very family instead.
Viridi: ('Sighs in Relief') Okay, cool. It's not a problem at all.
Pit: So, does this means I'm still your purest angel boi?~
Palutena: (Happily Hugs Pit Along with Bayonetta) Of course you are, sweetie!~ You always have and you always will be~
Bayonetta: You having your own special inner course every now and then will never change how think and care for you~ Plus, it'd be very hypocritical for us to do so when we're not even close to being any better on that spectrum ourselves.
Palutena: ('Sigh') Yeah, us adults are extremely horny these days. And like I said, we're super proud of you guys for taking careful cautious on this kind of stuff. (Sticks the Palm of her Hand Out) Hopefully, this could help you all keep maintaining that cautiousness for years to come with this~ (Summons a Solid Gold Paper Bag Out of Thin Air)
Pit: (Already Amazing by the Bag Itself) Ooooooh....Shiny gold.....
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Oh goody. Another bag if condoms.
Palutena: A bag of unbreakable condoms. They're far more stable and durable than every other brand made in existence. All exclusively crafted from my humble temple~
Ren: Wait, so you have a lot of these bad boys sitting there this whole time?
Palutena: Yeah, like, twelve entire chests of them in total. Never an out a single pair.
Bayonetta: A little bit excessive on her end, but at least we won't have to go out and buy ourselves a box for a very long time~
Ren: Well- (Pulls Up The Regular Bag of Condoms).That just made this normal bag useless then. (Throws the Bag In the Back) Though, I have a feeling this would make Dr. Takemi form a full on research on one of them once she catch wind of this.
Palutena: (Shrugs) Hey, she and Sae are more than welcome to a bag of them if they want. Heck, I'll even give out a few others ti the rest of the grown up family members here if they're ever interested.
Bayonetta: Buuuuut~ Before we do any of that......
Palutena: We have all something very we need to accomplish first......
Palutena/Bayonetta: MORNING CUDDLE TIME!~
Ren: (Forms a Casually Smirk) Knew it.
Viridi: (Forms an Bright Grin) About time!~
Pit: Yayyyyy!~
Dark Pit: Can't we have breakfast first? I'm starving here.
Bayonetta: We'll have breakfast be sent to us in due time, dear.
Palutena: But until then, get over here abd let your mommies give you a big ol' morning hug!~ (Wraps Three of her Babies, Bayonetta and Viridi into a Big Ol Group Hug)
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Whatever. (Starts Blushing) I was in need of hugs anyways.....
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Mini Fanfic #1352: Getting Settled into Paradise~ (SSBU X Persona 5 X River City Girls)
11:34 a.m. On the Road, Inside the Smash Tour Bus #2......
Everyone: (Chattering Amongst One Another)
Makoto: (Seen Sitting Next to Her Now Husband, Ren, a Few Seats Back While Happily Having the Side of her Head onto her Shoulders) ('Sighs Relaxingly') Just you wait, my dear Ren-Ren~ In a minutes and a couple of miles remaining- (Starts Snuggling Up on Ren) We'll finally get to share this paradise experience with everybody~
Ren: (Smiles Softly While Having his Arm Around his Wife's Shoulders) You said it, 'hon. The Perfect Hawaii Honeymoon Vacation: Just you, me, our huge nutcase of a family-
('Siiiiiiiiiigh')
Ren: (Turns to See Ann and Shiho Sulking on the Seat Next to his and Makoto's) And two of our fellow bachelorettes are still acting like sad-sacks right next to us.
Makoto: (Turns to the Two Bachelorettes in Question) You're still missing Lucas over there?
Ann: (Turns to Ren and Makoto Alongside Shiho) Like crazy.
Shiho: We know he's a growing boy and all, but he's still our Little Sunflower. Plus, it's kinda hard not to worry about him and the kids staying back at the mansion all alone.
Ann: Right? Like, what kid you know would sit out on a trip to freaking Hawaii of all places, huh!?
Makoto: That's....a good question, actually. (Puts on a Sheepish, Reassuring Smile) B-but hey, considering how massive the mansion itself is, I'm sure they'll find a lot of things to do to pass time somehow.
Ren: Watch some TV, movies, play video games, have sleep overs, or they can be bold enough to try to throw a massive mansion party like Pitto did two years ago.
Dark Pit: (Turns to Ren with a Deadpinned Expression, All While Sitting Next With his Two Girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko, on the Other Side of the Bus) Seriously? You're bringing that up now?
Ren: (Glares at his Little Brother) With petty, malicious intent for not even thinking of inviting me that day!
Ann: Yeah....(Glares at Pitto as Well) Y-Yeah! You didn't bother to invite Shiho and I either, what the heck!?
Dark Pit: Why should I? You guys had work that day!
Ren/Ann: So!?
Ren: Uncle Rodin could've got me off early that day if I asked and told him about the whole thing.
Rodin: (Seen Sitting at the Far Back of the Bus) He's right. Plus, I'd still pay him egardless.
Ren: See? Case in point! He's THAT cool of an uncle to do that sort of thing!
Ann: And I could've easily call out on another sick day with Shiho-Kins vouching for me all the way!
Shiho: (Shrugs) I would've. In fact, other than training day at the gym in the late morning, I didn't do much of anything that day, so you have no excuse of not even attempting to invite me along the way!
Ren/Ann: Yeah!
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Look, the thought never occurred at the time, alright? Besides, I didn't think you care for it anyways.
Shiho: I don't. (Crosses her Arms) But either way, you owe all four of us a day or two a hefty Cuddle Pile Session after our vacation ends.
Ren/Ann/Makoto: Yeah!
Dark Pit: (Glares at Makoto Next) Makoto, I dunno why you "Yeah-ing" over there, I know for a fact that you despise house related parties as much as your sister over there.
Sae: (Sighs While Sitting Next to Her Snickering Girlfriend, Tae, Two Seats Behind Pitto's) Please leave me out of this foolishness, Pitto-san.
Makoto: (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) I know. I just want to be included.
Dark Pit: ('Ugh') Whatever! (Tack his Back Right Back on his Seat While Pouting Himself) The party wasn't even all that fun anyways.....
Misako: Babe, are you kidding? It was the most fun Kyoko and I ever had, up until we had clean up and bail.
Kyoko: Right? (Sighs While Frowning) I miss being crown queen though.....
Misako: ('Sigh') Yeah, same.
Dark Pit: Oh stop. (Gently Scratches Under Both Kyoko and Misako's Chins) You two wil always be queens in my heart.
Everyone: AWWWWWWWW!~
Dark Pit: Shut up!
Kyoko: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ohh Pitto-Kiiins!~ (Happily Hugs Pitto on One Side) If we're the queens, then you're definitely the king in our sweet, maiden hearts~
Misako: (Happily Hugs Pitto on the Other Side) Now and always~ (Starts Snuggling Up on her Dark Angel Along with Kyoko) God, I can't wait for tonight to arrive already~
Kyoko: Me too!~
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait. What's happening tonight?
Dark Pit: (Turns to Yoshi) I'll explain later.
Makoto: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Anyways- (Turns Back to Ann and Shiho) I really don't think you two need to worry too much about Lucas or any of the other kids for that matter.
Ren: Yeah, they're pretty tough for their age. Plus, I'm 100% certain he would want you two to have fun and relax along with the rest of us here.
Dedede: (Lays the Back of his Onto Both of his Hands Behind and his Back on the Back of his Seat While Sitting Next to Escargoon and his Girlfriend Morrigan Sleeping and Hugging on the Side of his Shoulder) And relax most of us grown folks, shall! I could use a break from all thar pastorin' and officantin' for a good while....
Escargoon: ('Sigh') Same goes for me from leading the choir committee. I love the job to high heaven, but it can be real a headache at times with all the meetings and practices. Can't wait get there already....
Dedede: (Notices His and the Other's Bus Drives Passes the "Welcome to Hawaii" Sign) Looks like the wait's about be over real soon, cuz it looks like we made it.
Ryuji: For real!?
Futaba: Already!?~ I wanna see!!~
Lavenza: I as well!!~
Kyoko: Me three me three ME THREE!!~
Misako: ('Ack') Kyoko!
Dark Pit: Watch where your knees are landing!
Kyoko: (Giggles Awkwardly) Oops. Sorry hunnies~
Almost everyone present on the bus was struck in complete awe at how simply breathtaking the state itself truly is as the bus continues driving by. The bright, vibrant landscapes, the fishes emerging from the already sparkling ocean, hula dancers slowly dancing for both tourists and locals a-like.......It's incredibly hard for anyone to look away from it's natural beauty, not like they wanted to do so anyways.
Ryuji: (Seen Sharing a Seat Next to His Girlfriend, Haru, the Whole Time) Yo....Is it just me or has Hawaii looks....a whole LOT prettier than the last time we visited?
Haru: (Smiles Softly) I say it's the latter. It was always such a lovely, beautiful state after all~
Yusuke: (Happily Nodded in Agreement While in a Seat with Futaba) Indeed. It's far too gorgeous for anyone to pass up the perfect opportunity to paint each settings they seek.
Futaba: (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) Hence why you brought your art supplies in that metal briefcase of yours?~
Yusuke: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Precisely.
Lavenza: (Sharing a Seat with her Boyfriend, Morgana) So this is what paradise looks like. Fascinating~
Morgana: Right? It's like a huge beach and a resort all wrapped into one big state!
Makoto: And it'll be the one state we will a know much more about once we head out.
Ryuji: ('Groans a Bit in Annoyance') Dude- I don't wanna learn crap while I'm on vacation!
Haru: (Gently Rubs Ryuji's Back with a Sheepish Smile on her Face)
Pit: ('Sigh') Really hoping I don't have to read lot of things soon......
Viridi: I'll read them to you as we pass them by.
Pit: Thanks, Vi.
Roy: (Whispers Next to Ludwig and Kumatora) Now I can definitely tell this is gonna be a load of-
Makoto: (Immediately Glares at The Sunglasses Wearing Koopa) Don't you even think finishing that sentence, mister! There's a lot about Hawaii anyone of us could take the time to appreciate. (Hardens her Glare) And I will not hesitate to give you any pop-quizzes if you don't keep that slick mouth of yours shut.
Roy: (Eyes and Mouth Widens in Complete Disbelief) Wha-
Ludwig: (Turns to his Younger Brother with a Glare of his Own) And I'll make extra sure this will all become a reality the very moment you chose to cross her. Get me?
Kumatora: (Been Snickering Along with a Few Other Passengers the Whole Time)
Roy: But I- ('Groans in Utter Defeat') Fiiiine. I'll watch what I say next time......
Makoto: (Simply Nodded) Thank you. (Suddenly Hears the Bus Stopping and Opening the Door Before Smiling Brightly Again) Ooh!- The bus reached it's park. Time to embark on our third family vacation, everyone!~ (Happily Walks Towards and Put of the Bus Door)
Ren: (Turns to Everyone Else on the Bus) You heard my beautiful wife, people, let's get a move on!
Almost Everyone: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Ann: (Smirks at Ren) You're gonna keep calling her that for now on, aren't ya?~
Ren: (Forms a Cheeky Grin) As I love and breathe happily~ (Follows Behind Makoto Along with Everyone Else)
Morrigan: (Finally Wakes Herself Off of Dedede's Shoulder as She Quickly Moves her Head From Side to Side) Huh? What happen?
Dedede: (Forms a Soft, Kinda Cheeky Smile on his Face) Morning, Sleeping Beauty~ We finally made it to paradise.
Morrigan: (Smiles a Tad Bit Drowsy Like) At long last? Yay~ It's- (Suddenly Raises her Arm Up Before Letting Out a Cute Sounding Yawn).About time......
Dedede: How about I carry you 'till we find ourselves a hotel room.
Morrigan: (Gasps While Spreading her Arms Wide Open For Her King with a Big Smile on her Face) You'd do that for little 'ol me?~
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly as He Picks his Girlfriend Up and Carries her Out of the Bus in his Arms) Of course I can! What kind of King would I be if I didn't take care of my gorgeous Queen of both Day and Nite?~ (Gives Morrigan a Kiss on the Cheek)
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Blushing and Hugging her King in his Arms) You're making my heart flutter once again~ (Starts Snuggling onto her Boyfriend) You sweetheart of a darling king you~
Meanwhile Outside
Hat Kid/Mario: (Walks Out of the First Smash Tour Bus with the Other Half of the Family, All While Being Struck in Awe at the Look at the Entire Destination Around Them) Woooooooah~/Mama~
Peach: Oh myyyyy~
Mario: So this is what Hawaii looks like........
Fox: Ren wasn't kidding when he says this is true paradise......
Peach: (Smiles Brightly in Pure Excitement) I love it!!~ The scenery is so bright and vibrant, the weather feels much more cooler than back home-
Hawaiian Families: (Happily Waves Hello To Their Visitors While Riding on a Golf Cart) Alooohaaaa!~
Hawaiian Couple: (Happily Waves as Well as They Walked Out of the Resort Together) Aloha!~
Elderly Man: (Seen Sitting on the Swing While Waving Hello at the Vistors Also) Ahola, one and all.
Smash Family: (Happily Waves Back at the Locals) ALOHAAAAAAAAAAA!~
Owain: Greetings, one and all!
Peach: Oh gosh- Even the locals here are-
Samus: (Playfully Smirks. At Peach) Lemme guess: More tolerable than the Piantas?~
Peach: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) I was going to say that they're very sweet people. (Starts Puffing her Cheeks Out a Bit) But I suppose your guess wasn't too far off there.........
Mario: (Forms a Bit of a Sheepish Smirk on his Face) Your distaste for them will never die out, will they?
Peach: (Turns Away While Pouting) ('Hmph') Have them apologize for all the times they mistreated you in the past and then we'll talk!
Tour Guide: (Happily Walks Over to the Smash Family) Welcome, one and all, to our beautiful, sacred homeland. (Starts Giving Out Pink Flower Necklaces For Everyone Present with the Help of his Two Assistances) We here at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, would like to thank you for choosing us for your vacation spot and hope each of you all to enjoy your stay.
Peach/Hat Kid: (Puts on The Flower Necklaces Themselves Before Falling in Love with Them Instantly) Oooooohhh~
Hat Kid: So pretty~
Peach: And bright pink!~ What kind of flowers are they exactly?
Tour Guide: The-
Makoto: (Happily Chimes in to Explain) Lei! Statistically constructed of Plumeria, flowers thrives in Hawaii's warm climate and volcanic soil. As well as leaves, sea shells, seeds, nuts, feathers and/or even bones on some occasions. They represent the symbol of love, friendship, celebration, honor or greeting, essentially symbolizes the term "Ahola" to tis very day.
Tour Guide: (Starts Nodding his Head, Genuinely Impressed by Makoto's Knowledge of the Lei) Ahh a very in depth answer you've made there, miss. But did you also know that-
Makoto: They also represented wealth, royalty and ranking systems, as well.as being associated with hula, religion and geography? (Proudly Nodded) Yes, I believe I'm fully aware of that tidbit of facts as well~
Tour Guide: (Smiles Brightly) Impressive! I take it you are also familiar with Hawaii history and it's origins?
Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Indeed I have!~ Learned so much about when my friends and I first came here, it been so long since then. So one night, I took the liberties of doing carefully precise research and jog them all down into this very binder. (Happily Shows Off her Dark Blue Binnder) See?~ (Then Shows the Tour Guide Through Over a One Hundred Fifty Five and a Half Pages of Notes) All in one, two- (Smiles Sheepishly) Maybe three or four sittings~
Tour Guide: Incredible.....
Sae: (Watches her Little Sister From the Mid Distance) Look at her.....Our vacation just started and she's already taking over the Tour Guide's job. (Turns to her Brother in Law Standing Next to Her) Can you believe this, Ren?
Ren: That my wife is a smart bookworm AND beautiful? (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) Yes. Yes I can believe that~
Sae: (Immediately Gives Ren the Deadpinned Look) Not. The point, Ren.
Ann: ('Psssst') Hey. Guys. Check this out~
Ann shows Ren and Sae her wife, Shiho Suzui Takamaki, carrying a big, heavy and dark red colored luggage to a nearby luggage cart with somewhat plausible ease, all while Roy Koopa and Donkey Kong follows behind her with a couple of bags of their own they're carrying.
Ann: A strong, cutie of a wife~ (Forms a Lovestruck, Slightly Goofy Smile on her Face) And she's all mines to love~
Ren: (Smiles at her Best Friend) Nice~
Tae: (Somewhere in the Crowd) My Empress is cuter!~
Sae: ('Sighs in Defeat') Why do I even bother?
After they were given a fourty-five minute tour around Hawaii (with Makoto being their guide the whole way through), the Smash Family divided into 2-6+ groups as they retreated to each of the lovely resort rooms of their choosing.
Mario Family
'Door Opens'
Mario: And here we are! (Walks Inside of Their Hotel Room Along with his Family)
Amy: (Looks Around at the First Room in Genuine Awe) It looks so cozy in here already~
Peach: Ooh! (Happily Points at the Balcony at the Far Distance of the Room) Look at how wide our balcony is~
Sonic: (Rushes Over to a Few Other Rooms in a Few Seconds Before Coming Back to the Main One) And they have three more bedrooms to spare too
Peach: Splendid!~ That will be one more room Shadow to sleep in- (Puffs her Cheeks All Sad Like) If him and his team ever does come here....
Mario: (Gently Grabs Hold of Peach's Hand with a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Be patient, my dear. They'll arrive in due time.
Hat Kid: (Already Sitting On the Sofa) But until then- (Pulls Out a Medium Soze Shadow Plushie From Out of her Purple Suitcase Before Hugging it Lovingly) This will do for now~
Amy: (Clasps her Hands Together While Gushing Over Hat Kid) Awwwwwww~ That's so adorable, Hat Kid!~
Sonic: (Turns to Amy With a Bit of a Cheeky Smirk) Makes you want a plushie of me to hug up on too, huh?
Amy: (Shrugs) Hm. It'll be nice- (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her) But I much prefer snuggling with the more real, handsome deal instead~ (Starts Kissing Sonic's Cheek)
Sonic: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Of course.
Peach: Way ahead of you, Amy dear!~
Young couple turns to see Peach already hugging Mario in her very arms.
Peach: (Starts Rubbing her Cheeks onto Mario's) Nothing's more cuddly than my very own teddy bear of a man~
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly) And nothing's more loving and affectionate than my beautiful princess in pink~
Peach: (Giggles Softly) Oho you!~ (Starts Kissing Mario on the Lips)
Amy: (Still Hugging Sonic) How does your parents always managed to become more cute than they already are?
Sonic: Been wondering that for ages.
Luigi's Harem
'Door Opens'
Daisy: (Walks into the Room While Looking Around and Nodding) Alright. I'm digging the look of this place so far.
Lilith: (Falls Face Down onto the Sofa Before Hugging One of it's Pillow) The sofa here is nice and comfy~ (Forms a Bit of a Goofy Looking Smile While Having her Thumb Up) 10 out of 10!~
Samus: Seems like every other hotel room we've been through before to me. What makes this one any different?
Chun-Li: U-Um.....(Points at the Room Nex over While Blushing) How about having it's own Love Room for one?...
Everyone: (Raises an Eyebrow at What Chun-Li Told Them) Love Room?
The gang walks over to the "Love Room" Chun-Li mentioned. Everyone of their eyes widens immensely as they met with a room filled with pink and red neon lights and a big heart-shaped bed inside, all while a slow, sensual jazz music plays in the background.
Tifa: Oh. My God.
Samus: That's one way to make it all stand out.
Lilith: I dunno, I think it's cute.....Bizarre that even have it though.
Luigi: We should make love in that bed.
The gang quickly looks over to their green bean in shock, leaving the poor man get flustered shortly afterwards.
Luigi: Y-Y-You know, i-if you all w-want to that is, really! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing and Pulling his Hat Down Over his Head in Embarrassment) O-On second thought, forget I said any of that- I'm sorry!
Chun-Li: (Quickly Pulls Luigi into a Loving Group Hug with the Others) Oh no, Weegie!~ Don't apologize~
Samus: You're just as horny as the rest of us here, remember? There's nothing wrong with that~
Cloud: Yeah. We just- (Starts Blushing a Bit) Didn't expect you to be so straight forward with this idea of yours is all~
Luigi: (Starts Smiling a Bit Bashfully) Well, yeah- I mean, it's ours for a few weeks, so we might as well make some use out of it somehow. Besides- (Smile Becomes More Soft Sincere) There's no one else I'd rather share this moment than people I love so much, holding me right now~
Ladies: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~
Cloud: (Gets Even More Flustered as his Heart Starts Melting Just as Much as the Others) J-Jeez~
Tifa: Honeyyyy!~
Lilith: We love you too!!~
Samus: So freaking much~ (Bends Down to Luigi's Height Level and Gives Him a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Daisy: (Happily Snuggles onto Luigi and the Other's Embrace) Don't you worry your cute head, Sweetie~ We're all gonna have ourselves a nice n' wild time in that bed together going forward!~ But how about we all cuddle on it for tonight first? See how comfy it feels and junk.
Luigi: (Happily Nodded) Sure.
Certified Uncles (And Auntie Morrigan~)
'Door Opens'
Dedede: (Steps into Room with Morrigan Still in his Arms, All While Inhaling the Nice Hotel Smell Before Exhaling It All Together) Feels like home sweet home already! (Walks Morrigan Over to the Nearby Sofa) Can't wait to unwind all night.
Morrigan: (Snuggles onto her King's Arms Some More) You and me both, darling~ This is far more lovely compared to all the other hotel rooms I've slept in.
Sojiro: (Walks into the Room With Escargoon Following Behind Him) Really? I figured the expensive ones you go to on your business trips would look a lot more refined than this.
Morrigan: Most are, but I've been in and out of all of them for every modeling shoot that I've never got the chance to enjoy them fully.
Dedede: (Gives his Girlfriend a Reassuring Smile) Hey, maybe this vacation of ours could help you with that.
Morrigan: Oh,I have faith that it will. (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Even more so if you could, perhaps, stay in our room for a little while~
Dedede: (Smirks Back at Morrigan) Girl, I'd be the biggest fool in the world not to~ Let's do it~
Morrigan: (Squeals amd Then Giggling in Glee as Her and De Share an Eskimo Like Kiss Together)
Escargoon: (Stares at the Couple in a Bit of a Deadpinned Expression) Welp, that solved that problem. (Opens Up his Fancy Pack Before Digging his Hand Into It) In the meantime- (Takes Something Small Out of the Bag and Gives it to Sojiro) Have this, Sojiro.
Sojiro: (Opebs his Hand Up to Reveal What Was Just Given to Him) Air pods?
Escargoon: Noise-canceling air pods. It'll help you sleep through a certain penguin's loud snoring, peacefully tonight.
Sojiro: I do hate waking up to loud snoring every hour or two. (Smiles at Escargoon) Good looking out.
Escargoon: (Gives Sojiro Hand Shake) No problem.
Dedede: (Glares at his Best Friend Alongside Morrigan) Boy, I am gettin' real sick and tired of y'all complainin' about how I snore- It ain't that loud!!
Morrigan: It is very heavenly!!
Escargoon: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Says no one but you for some unexplained reason....
Sojiro: (Chuckles a Bit) Guess you two really are made for each other after all.
?????: (Knocking Outside the Room's Door) Knockity-Knock Knock~
Dedede: (Groans While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) Dear lord, don't tell me that's who I think it is outside......
Escargoon: ('Sigh') Hades......
Sojiro: Maybe he'll go away if we keep quiet.
Hades: I won't leave you alone otherwiiise!`~
Morrigan: ('Sighs in Defeat') So much for that idea.....
Dedede: Yeah. (Gently Puts Morrigan Down on the Other Side if the Sofa Before Getting Up and Walking Over to the Door) I'll handle.
'Door Opens'
Hades: (Casually Standing by the Doorway with his Usual Evil Grin on his Face) Salutations, my fellow uncles!~ (Winks at Morrigan) And auntie~
Morrigan: (Rolls her Eyes in Pure Disgust) ('Ugh')
Dedede: What do you want, Hades?
Hades: (Uses the Tip of his Knuckles to Rub on his Chest) Ohh nothing too major in particular. I figured since our room is a few doors next to yours-
Dedede: 'Course it is.
Hades: I figured this would be perfect opportunity to give you my neatly made application.
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Applications? For what exactly?
Hades: (Summons a Six Pages of Written Forms in his Hand) For being apart of the Certified Uncles squad. (Hands The Forms Over to Dedede) All formed and filled out by yours truly~
Dedede: You really wanna join us that badly, huh?
Hades: ('Scoffs') I mean I wouldn't say I'm THAT desperate or anything. Just that I'm clearly the best candidate for the crew. (Makes his Grin Slightly Wider Than Before)
Dedede: (Squints his aeyes at the Underworld God for a Second) Mmmmhmm. Yeah, we'll give it a read before this vacation ends.
Hades: Splendid! Take all the time you need, no rush. In the meantime, I'll be out to see if there's any lovely Hawaiian ladies are set for a spicy double date with Sephy and I tonight. Hades out~ (Finally Walks Away)
Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') Finally. (Closes the Door Behind Him) 'Thought he never leaves.
Escargoon: (Genuinely Dumbfounded by the Whole Conversation Hades and Dedede Had) He seriously made an entire application to join us?
Dedede: All six pages. (Tosses the Pages in the Tiny Trash Bin) I ain't readin' all that. (Forms a Grin of his Own) In fact, I already found us much better candidate for our crew.
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) Really now? Please, do tell~
Dedede: I'll do you one better and give y'all a hint: It's that one bunny hare that everyone in the mansion looks up to, even the mommas.
Escargoon: One bunny har- (Eyes Suddenly Widens at the Realization) No way! You're having HIM join is!?
Dedede: (Starts Nodding his Head More Gleefully) Yeah, I am! If it's not a problem with any of y'all in here.
Escargoon: (Smiles Brightly) How could I? He's a legend!
Sojiro: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) And nice to talk to over a cup of morning coffee.
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Then it's settled!~ He'll be welcomed in open arms!~.....Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Which bunny hare we're talking about again?
Sojiro: Peppy Hare.
Morrigan: Oh, okay!.....Don't think I've ever met him before I'm afraid.
Dedede: Oh, you will in due time, 'hon. He's a peach.
Pitto X Misako X Kyoko (Ft. Yoshi)
Misako: (Let's Out a Satisfied Sounding Sigh as She Lays her Back onto One of the Hotel Beds) Finally!~ We made it to paradise~
Kyoko: I know, right?~ (Happily Jumps into the Bed Next to Misako) This soooo heavenly!~ I can't even tell if this is a real or not.
Misako: (Forms a Seductive, Mischievous Smirk on her Face) I'll help you figure that out once you let me smack that ass of yours~
Kyoko: ('Sigh') Fine, go ahead. Just as long as you do it-
'SMACK'
Kyoko: (Eyes Widens While Wincing a Bit by Misako's Firm Butt Smack) GENTLY!!~ (Starts Pouting at her Girlfriend Next to Her)
Misako: (Shrugs Playfully) Sorry~ It's too big and nice for me to hold back upon~
Kyoko: (Let's Out an Over Exaggerated Gasps Before Turning Over to Pitto and Yoshi Standing by Both Sides of the Doorway) Are you seeing how much of a shameless pervert our girlfriend is acting right now, Pitto-Kins!?~
Dark Pit: (Scoffs a Bit While his Arms Are Crossed) Oh and like you're any better. Need I remind you about that one specific workout regime incident?
Kyoko: (Pouts at Pitto Next) Don't you dare! (Turns her Head Away While Puffing her Cheeks Out Some More) Besides, it's not my fault that both of the gym outfits you wore that day, knocked me out along the way.....
Yoshi: Figuratively or literally?
Kyoko: ............(Starts Blushing) Yes~
Misako: Anywho- (Smirks Lovingly at Pitto) Hurry up and hop in the bed with us, you dork!~
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded to Pitto) Yeah, we wanna cuddle before we have to go out for dinner later!~
Dark Pit: Yeah, yeah, I'll be on my way. (Place a Habd on Yoshi's Shoulder) Right after I talk to Yoshi first.
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow at Pitto) You do?
Dark Pit: Yeah, into the living room. Hop to it.
Yoshi: ('Sigh') Alright. (Walks Over the Living Room as Ordered)
Misako: Alright, don't take too long in there, boys!
Kyoko: Clock's ticking~ (Giggles Softly)
Dark Pit: Relax, it'll be a minute or two. Maybe three. (Close the Room Door Behind Him Before Walking Over to Yoshi)
Yoshi: The floor's all yours now, so.....what's up?
Dark Pit: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Okay, so....Could you do me a huge solid and move in with Uncle Dedede and Co for tonight?
Yoshi: Why? What for?...I don't snore too loudly, do I?
Dark Pit: No, it's Misako. She's gets heated whenever it gets brought up-
Misako: (Inside the Room) I heard that, DP!! You like how it sounds and you know it!
Dark Pit: (Turns to the Closed Door) I didn't say anything remotely bad about it, babe! I was just pointing it out to Yoshi in here.
Yoshi: It's truue.
Misako: ('Hmph') It better be.
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Anywho, that's not the reason at all. It's just.....(Takes Another Deep Breath) I want....(Gives Yoshi a Genuine, Most Serious Look on hus Face) Tonight to be the very first night for the girls and I to do it. Together.
Yoshi: To do i- (Eyes Begins to Widened in the Realization) Ohhhhh- You mean-
Dark Pit: Yep. Our first S-E-X. We talked about it for a bit of a while now and figured here and now would be the first (and hopefully) best time to start. To elevate our relationship further or whatever.
Yoshi: (Starts Nodding his Head in Understanding) Oh okay, that's cool. (Points at Pitto) Do you have any protection on you?
Dark Pit: (Holds Up a Wrapped Brown Paper Bag) A bag of them. I told Ren and Makoto all about our plan earlier before we packed up for the trip and they insisted I have one of their bags of condoms Dr Takemi given them recently. Says it's a lot more durable than any store brand or what have you.
Yoshi: Sounds promising. You nervous?
Dark Pit: ('Sighs Heavily') As hell....I love those two a whole lot. I don't wanna end up messing it all up for us, you know?
Misako: You're going to do great, babe!~
Kyoko: Let's start it off slow and we'll work out from there, we promise!~
Yoshi: They got a point. A slower pace can help you get you three more comfortable through the process. (Gives Pitto a Reassuring Smile) I think you can do this.
Misako/Kyoko: Us tooooo!!~
Dark Pit: (Sighs Once More) If you say so. (Smiles a Bit) Thanks, guys.
Fox X Krystal (Ft. Peppy)
Krystal: (Sighs Relaxingly as She Lays her Back Down on her and Fox's Bed) Hawaii~ How fortunate amd thankful I am to step foot into your remarkable landscape~
Fox: (Walks Over and Sits Next to Krystal on Their Bed) The tour got you super invested now, did it?
Krystal: Very much so~ I never realize how much rich history and insightful tinbits this state truly has, it's such an incredible learning experience for sure.
Fox: (Smiles Softly) I agree. Like it too. But as gorgeous as it truly is- (Leans Over and Gently Places his Finger Under Krystal's Chin with a Flirtatious Smirk on his Face),It doesn't hold a candle to how beautiful you are in my eyes~
Krystal: (Let's Out a Playful Sounding Gasps) Fox James McCloud!~ Was that flirting I heard just now?~
Fox: Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. All I know is that it comes from the heart~
Krystal: (Starts Snickering For a Few Seconds She Burst into Giggling)
Fox: (Raises an Eyebrow at his Girlfriend) And what seems to be funny to you?~
Krystal: Nothing, nothing~ I just....(Wipes a Single Tear From Off er Eye While Calming Herself Down a Bit) Never heard you be this romantically cheesy before, not like any better in that aspect mind you.
Fox: Huh. (Shrugs) I guess being around you and the Smash Family filled with romance, has started to rub up on me these days. It won't be problem for you, will it?
Krystal: (Wraps her Arms Around Fox's Back) Not at all. (Forms a Seductive Smirk of her Own) In fact, I just so happen to love it and you oh, so very much, my dear- (Kisses Fox's Lips) ('Mwah')- Handsome- ('Mwah') Fox~y~ (Mmmwah')
Fox: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Alright, alright~ You got me excited. Let's do it~
Krystal giggles once more as she and Fox leans towards one another for another kiss-
'A-Hem'
........At least, until they stop turn their attention to the last surviving veteran of the Original Star Fox, Peppy Hare, standing by the room's doorway, looking down at them with an unamused, fatherly glare on his face.
Peppy: Off the bed. Both of you.
Krystal: (Was Not Having Any of It) But Peppppppy!!
Fox: We just got here!
Krystal: (Wiggling her Legs Up and Down in an Annoyed Yet Very Adorable Fashion) And we're in the middle of rekindling more of our heartfelt courtship!!~
Peppy: And I will forever be happy and support you two till the bitter end. But we're in Hawaii, for Pete's sake! This is a perfect opportunity to out and experience more of it's nice weather and culture some more, hand and hand. Not coop up in here all, smacking lips all day and night.
Fox: Peppy, we can do all of that with you and the others, first thing tomorrow. (Turns Back to Krystal) In the meantime-
Peppy: Oh, I'll make sure you own up to your word, boy, and I know for a fact, you two ain't gonna start doing any of that on my watch. We have dinner reservation to go to in the next hour and a half and the princess made it abundantly clear that she wants all of us present. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Couple) 'Less you really want her to drag you both outta here herself.
Fox: ('Sighs in Defeat') No. That definitely won't be necessary, Peppy.
Krystal: (Turns Back to Fox While Getting Her Back Up Off the Bed) Is she really scary, Fox?
Fox: Only when Bowser tries to hit on her and when anyone insults and/or harm anyone of us in the family, especially if it happens to be any of our kids and Mario.
Krystal: Loving and protective mother of all....I admire that a lot.
Fox: You and us both. (Turns Back to His Father Figure) But seriously, Peppy, what else are we supposed to do by then?
Peppy: Anything that doesn't involve making you lose track of time. Like riding to the beach. Think of it like your very own honeymoon adventures-
Krystal: (Starts Getting Excited) Ooh~ That sounds like a lovely idea~
Fox: Yeah, if we're married. But I suppose I'm down to the idea as well. (Gets Up From the Bed) You're welcome to come with us too if you want.
Peppy: (Smiles Brightly] Why, of course! Who else is gonna make sure you love-hounds don't get too hansey and icky in the public eye?
Krystal: (Starts Giggling Some More)
Fox: (Comically Glares at Peppy) Hey, we don't do neither of those things, you old- ('Sighs Heavily in Defeat') Ah forget it.
Krystal: Thank you, Peppy~
Two Phantom Married Couples
Ann/Ren: (Sits Together on the Sofa While Letting Out Relaxing and Satisfying Sounding Sighs)
Ren: We finally did it, Ann. We married the two women of our dreams, had and awesome after party, and reached our destination back to the refined Rainbow State~
Ann: And without any casualties along the way~ (Starts Snickering at the Recent Past Memory) Well, except for the Jean guy's jawline your Goddess Mom probably broke with that uppercut. (Turns to Ten Next to Her) You ever think we'll see him and dumb knights ever again.
Ren: Probably. (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face) They're more than welcome to get their asses kick anytime and place.
Ann: (Giggles Softly) I know that's right!~ They got nothing on us Phantom Thieves!
Ren: Ain't that the truth. (Shares a High Five with One of hus Best Friends) But hey, Ann?
Ann: Yeah, Renny?
Ren: I uh....(Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head a Bit Shy Like) Wanna say thanks. Not just for sharing this incredible moment with me, but for also just being one of the best people I have the pleasure of being friends with, in all my life. (Smiles Softly) I wouldn't be sitting here right now if it wasn't for you and the others helping me give life another shot.
Ann: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Pulls Ren into a Loving Hug) Reeeeeeen!~ If there's anyone who should be giving thanks around here, it's yours truly! (Pus Away For a Second While Giving Ren the Most Heartfelt Smile Imaginable) You stepped into my life, stayed by our side when me, Shiho, Ryuji, and everyone else who had to deal with Kamoshida crap, was at our absolute lowest, and after all of that was dealt with- ('Sniff') (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) You really....REALLY helped turn my life around for the better and I just....can't thank you enough for that. (Gives Ren a Kiss on the Cheek) I love you, Ren.
Ren: (Heart Begins to Melt in Even More Happiness) Right back at ya, Ann. (Kiss Ann Back on the Forehead)
'Bedroom Door Opens'
????????: Ohhh, Ren-Reeeen~
?????: Ann-Bear~
Two of Ren and Ann's loving wives, Makoto and Shiho, walks into the living room, both wearing their respective wedding dresses and having seductive smirks in their faces
Makoto/Shiho: We're heeeere~
Ren: Hey there, ladies~ How come you're wearing your wedding dresses again?
Ann: Waitwaitwait! Don't tell me- You're gonna have us get hitched again in Hawaii?~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) We can't get married twice on the same year, Ann.
Ann: Aww....
Shiho: Buuut since you're both curious, we just wanted to wear these lovely dresses one last time~
Makoto: Before we show you what's under them~ (Turns to Shiho) Ready, Shiho?
Shiho: You know it~
Makoto and Shiho takes both of their dresses off of them simultaneously, revealing to be wearing their respective, loose, incredibly sensual white-colored lingeries this entire time. This, in turn, instantly widens both of their lovers' eyes in pure surprise.
Ann: Oh......
Ren: ....My God.
Ann/Ren: (Clasps Onto Each Other's Hands) Exclamation mark!~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly at How Silly the Duo is Acting) I take it you two love what we're wearing already, huh?~
Ren: More than any cocktails I've tried to make~
Ann: How long did you got those for?~
Shiho: Since the day we brought our wedding dresses. They were saling wedding related lingeries for half a price at time, so we figured we buy them just for funzies~
Makoto: And since we're all here now, this will be a perfect opportunity to personally celebrate our glorious testimony together~ At least until dinner time.
Shiho: And don't worry, we'll try not to break the bed while we're doing the deeds~
Makoto: Emphasis on "Try"~
Ann: That poor, poor hotel bed~
Ren: And potentially our wallets- (Gets Up From his Seat) But you know what? I'm willing to risk the cost- (Turns to Makoto with a Seductive, Yet Determined Look on his Face) Just as long as I can make you happy and satisfied, My Queen~
Ann: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat as Well) Me too!~ (Points at her Wife) Gonna make you happiest woman in the world, Shiho-Kins, so you better get ready!~
Makoto: If you say so~
Shiho: We're waiting~
Makoto and Shiho blows two kisses at their lover's direction. For Ren, it felt like a shotgun shoot a Kiss mark bullet on his cheek while Ann's feels like a whiplash of love smacking her with a kiss on her left cheek.
Ann: ('Sigh') Geeeez~ (Turns Back to Ren) They're even more hot and bother than ever befofe~
Ren: Yeah, but we can take 'em. (Turns to Ann with a Determined Smile) For our wives?~
Ann: (Stares at Ren For a Brief Second Before Happily Nodding her Head) Till it's time for suffer. And while we pray that the bed doesn't get broken along the way.
And so, two best friends forms a manly handshake as they both walk forward to their adoring wives to embark on their very first intimate moment as married couples
Mini Fanfic #1352: A Brunch Date with Momma Iris (Ace Attorney)
11:57 a.m. at the O.G. Muffins......
Iris: Mmm!~ (Places her Hand on her Cheek as She Enjoys the First Bite of a Muffin She Ordered) So divine and holy!~ (Turns to her Brunch Date Right in Front of Her) Polly, you simply must try this Chocolate Chip Muffin, they're to die for!~
Apollo: (Chuckles Lightly) Really? (Uses his Fork to Take a Piece of his White Chocolate Muffin and Shows it Off to Iris) Then you're more than welcome to tryout my White Chocolate Muffin if you like.
Iris: (Happily Nodding her Head) I would like that very much, thank~ (Carefully Takes a Bite of the Piece Apollo Gives Her From his Fork Before Gidding Up with Even More Enjoyment Seconds Later) Mmmmmm!~ It's even more tasty than the last one!~
?????: 'Course it is.
The duo then turns their attention to the manager of the establishment, Wocky Kitaki, sitting right next to their tile with his mother, Plum Kitaki.
Wocky: (Smiles Proudly While Pointing at Himself with his Thumb) It was only made and carefully crafted by yours truly- YAH! (Suddenly Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Hug)
Plum: (Happily Hugging and Coddling her Own Son) Ohhh!~ You did such a marvelous job preparing those delicious muffins for us, my sweet, little Pookums!~ (Starts Kissing on Wocky's Cheek)
Wocky: (Immediately Blushes in Embarrassment) M-Mom! Not public! (Comically Glares at Apollo Snickering at Him) And least of all, not in front this jack-wagon!!
Apollo: (Playfully Shrugs at Wocky) Hey, I ain't the one who gave you that nickname to begin with now.
Wocky: Yeah? Well, at least I don't have "Polly" as a nickname!!......Crap! It doesn't nearly sound bad as mines!!
Apollo: Polly: 1- (Forms a Wisecracking Smirk on his Face) Pookums: 0
Iris: (Gives Apollo her Motherly Glare) Now, Polly, there's no need to pick on your friend for having such a harmless nickname.
Plum: (Forms a Motherly Glare of her Own) It also happens to be the very nickname that has been passed down my many generations of the Kitaki clan and is known to be very precious to every one of it's maidens. (Pierce her Glare a Bit) You do well remember that, Mr. Lawyer- (Shows Off a Hidden Daggar From Under Her Kemono) Understood?
Apollo: (Flinched and Gets Shaken Up in Fear Before Quickly Nodding his Head Off) Yes ma'am! Will do ma'am! I understand in EVERY capacity, ma'am!
Wocky: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed, Blushing) Honestly, ma, it's not THAT precious of a nickname.....
Iris: (Softens her Glare Towards Plum) Hey now, there's no need to be aggressive there, Mrs. Kitaki. Sure, our Polly can be a bit of a smart-mouth in most case-
Apollo: (Immediately Turns Back to Iris With a Glare) Oh come on! I'm not a smart-mouth at all!
Iris: (Turns Back to her Son Figure with a Straight Face) Apollo, honey, you ARE a smart-mouth.
Wocky: Yeah and a real slick one to boot. Not as bad as Little Miss Science Nerd, mind you, but you're definitely a close second for sure.
Plum: I can firmly believe that.
Apollo: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance] Gee, thanks a lot, Wocky- Oof! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Hug by Momma Iris)
Iris: But despite his noticeable faults, he's still the most sweetest, hardworking young man I have ever had the pleasure of working alongside with at the agency and whom I am very blessed and honored to call my very own baby~ (Gives Apollo a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Apollo: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Could do without the "Baby" part. (Smiles a Bit) But still, I appreciate that a lot, mom. (Leans the Side of his Head onto Iris' Shoulder)
Iris: (Heart Melts the Moment Apollo Calss her "Mom") See?~ He can be sweet when he wants to be.
Wocky: Yeah, even in his bad days he always helpful to people.
Apollo: More or less.
Plum: ('Sighs a Bit in Defeat') I suppose that's believable. Winfield and I are still indebted to you for defending my Pookums in court years ago. (Turns Back to her Son with a Loving Smile) Speaking of which~
Wocky: (Eyes Widens in Fear) Oh God, not a- GAIN!? (Gets Pulled into Another Mom Hug)
Plum: Look at how much my boy as grown!~ Managing this wonderful establishment to the best of his abilities like the hardworking, handsome young man you are!~
Wocky: (Winces a Bit in Pain) You're givin' me WAY too much credit here, ma!
Plum: Hmm no, I believe the credit is a good amount. You have been taking your job more seriously than your father and I could these days.
Wocky: Yeah, because I know how much you two dreamed of opening up our own restaurant the longest time now and I wanna help see it through to the top- (Turns his Head Away All Shy Like) As a token of my thanks for....all the years of raising and loving a loudmouth punk like me.
'Sniff Sniff Sniff'
Wocky: Hm? (Turns to See his Mother Beginning to Tear Up by his Words Before Sighing in Defeat) And cue the heavy teardrops rain in 3. 2. 1-
Plum: (Finally Bursts Out Crying On Cue) WOCKYYYYYY!~ You're not a loudmouth punk, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS BABY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!~
Wocky: (Gently Pats on his Mother's Back) I know. And you're my kick-aas mom, who I love a lot. (Turns to Apollo's and Iris) Sorry about my ma here, folks. She always gets emotional whenever I do something slightly impressive.
Apollo: (Casually Shrugs) I see nothing wrong woth a mother expressing how proud she is of her kids. (Turns to Iris) What do you think, Iris?
Iris: (Starts Tearing Up Herself) Her precious baby boy~ ('Sniff')
Apollo: See? She agrees with me. I think.
Few Minutes of Helping Calm Plum Down Later......
Iris: (Happily Waves Goodbye to a New Friend She Made) Have a safe travels back home, Mrs. Kitaki!~ It's such a shame we have to cut our time together short today.
Plum: (Smiles Back at Iris) I'm afraid it can't be helped, dear. The duty of a devoted housewife much resumes eventually. But rest assured, we will have ourselves a lovely tea session real soon. (Turns to Apollo) And i suppose you're more welcome to come along too if you wish, Mr. Lawyer.
Plum: (Turns to Wocky Standing Behind Cash Register) And Pookums, please try not to work yourself too hard in there. You're a growing boy~
Wocky: Growing man, mom, and relax. I ain't gonna let anything or anyone in this place tire me out that easily. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) I'm the manager, remember?
Plum: (Smiles Proudly at her Baby Boy) A very handsome manager I will forever be proud of. (Blows a Kiss at her Son Direction) Take care, sweetie. (Turns Back to Iris and Apollo) You two do the same as well. Until next time. (Opens the Establishment's Door Before Doing a Single Wink at the Trio) Ciao~ (Finally Makes her Exit)
Iris: Ciao for now, Mrs. Kitaki!~ (Giggles Softly Before Turning Back to Apollo) What a nice lady she was~
Apollo: ('Sighs in Relief') Yeah....When she's not threatening me with a hidden weapon every chance she gets.....
Iris: Come now, Polly, she wasn't that scary.
Wocky: Yeah, she's only like that whenever someone mess with me, talk about me, and especially when they look at me wrong. She's protective like that, you know? (Takes a Sip of his Drink)
Apollo: (With murderous intent maybe....)
Iris: Exactly!~ in fact, I believe she kind of reminds of Sister Bikini in a way.
Apollo: Really now?
Iris: (Happily Nodded) She too can be overprotective towards me and the other nuns and spirit mediums in most occasions, but she's also as loving, wise, and caring in comparison. (Clasps her Hand Together) I only pray that I continue to become half the mother figure she was to me after all the years- (Frowns a Bit) And to at least become much better person than my biological one.....
Apollo: Terrible person?
Iris: ('Sighs Heavily') The worst. She cared more about becoming the heir of the Kurain Channeling than taking the time to acknowledge both Dahlia and I before father took us away shortly after. Once the role was bestow to her sister, Misty, instead, however, her bitterness towards her and the entirety of the Fey clan grew from there and it all started when she framed her own niece for the murder of Turner Gray.....
Apollo: Wait a minute- I heard about that incident a while back. It's the one where she form this fabricated spirotual plan with the help from this woman named Mimi Miney, right?
Iris: (Simply Nodded) The very same. She figured if they both take Maya out of the people, her youngest daughter, Pearl, would take the throne of the Spiritual Master.
Apollo: Which would've in turn, give her the more dominant role of leadership for herself while getting away from the crime scene unscathed......That's both petty and evil
Iris: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) You think that's bad? Apparently, she was the reason the burning bridge incident a year after that, even happened to begin with.
Apollo: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What!?
Iris: It's true. Once my mother was moved to the same prison my sister was placed, they both conspired an elaborate scheme to murder Mystic Maya before Dahlia's Execution came around the corner. They activately tried to ruin that poor girl's life when she was losing everything around and all while using our little sister as a scapegoat....(Tightens her Grip on her Drink in Genuine Anger) And for what? Petty revenge? To gain power and validation over a role she's clearly not fit to take over!? Those two were heartless wolves in sleeps clothing from the very beginning and I was foolish enough to help one of them out in their schemes, to believe there might have been an OUNCE of good in both of them when it's the complete opposite- ('URGH') Just how dumb and naive of a young woman WAS I!!?
Iris angrily slams her cup of pink lemonade down on the table.....Only for both the lid and drink itself to fly towards Apollo's face, prompting the poor assistance to gasps at what she done.
Wocky: (Watched the Whole Thing Went Down) Woah easy with the grip there, Sister. You got both 'Pollo's fit and horns drenched.
Apollo: (Drenched in Pink Lemonade with a Deadpinned Expression) .............Too bad it didn't burn my eyes alone with it.
Iris: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat Again) Polly! (Rushes Over and Dry Apollo Off by Using her Light Purple Hankercief) I am so sorry! It wasn't my intention to ruin your wonderful clothes and horns like that- I swear!!
Apollo: (Gives Iris a More Reassuring Look on his Face) Hey now, it's okay. (Straightens his Horns Back Up) You have every right to let all your anger out after everything your side of the family did and put you through. I'd probably do the same if I was I your shoes too, assuming I have any idea who my mom is at this point....
Iris: (Eyes Widens a Bit) You don't know who your biological mother is?
Apollo: (Shakes his Head) Nope. Not a clue. I have been trying to figure out who she was I first started my law career- (Let's Out a Sigh as He Looks Over at the Floor a Bit Somber Like) But between losing my best friend, Clay, and all the emotional turmoil and bombshells I had to bear witnessed throughout my first visit in the Kurain Village, I never had the time to go back to search and....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head) Personally, I've been debating if I should even bother or not.....
Iris: What ever made you want to do that?
Apollo: ('Sigh') I dunno. A part of me is scared to find out any of the answers lie ahead, all while the other half still upset at her for abandoning me in the first place and haven't even bothered to try and find me in return. A-And I know! There must be a good or, at the very least, valid reason behind it all and I'm really hoping that's the case, but what if doesn't? What if I end up setting myself up for disappointment or....WORSE down the line- What then!? The mere thought of that possibility has been boggling my mind for longest now, the more I started thinking about it and I- (Let's Out Another, More Heavy Sounding Sigh) I....just can't take it anymore, you know?
Wocky: Apollo....
Iris: (Gently Places her Hand on Top of Apollo's) Oh Polly, I understand how you feel completely. It's scary for anyone to discover any hard-hitting truths, especially if it's related to family. (Puts on a Reassuring and Determined Smile) But I've see you, Athena, and Feenie take on cases that are far more scarier in comparison and managed to solve each of them in the best of your own abilities, despite all the hurdles you have go through along with it. I can't say what truth lies for you ahead if you choose to go along with it, but whatever it may be, I firmly believe that you have what it takes to see it through till the bitter end.
Apollo: You....(Taken Aback by Iris' Words of Encouragement) Really have that much fate in me, do you?
Iris: (Smiles Brightly) Of course I have, Polly!~ So does one of the friends and family you've made on your journey. We'll always be there to support any decisions you make and catch you whenever you fall, because you mean so much to each of us than you realize.
Wocky: Plus, we love you to pieces!
Iris: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mhmm~ So much~
Wocky: No matter how much of a smart-alec you really are.
Iris: No matter ho- H-Huh? (Eyes Widens a Bit Before Pouting at Wocky) Wocky!
Wocky: (Playfully Shrugs) What? I was just stating the obvious flaw to his character.
Iris: Even still, time and place!
Apollo: (Chuckles Lightly) Okay, I think I got the message more clearly now.
Wocky: That you're flawed?
Apollo: Everyone's flawed, genius. (Turns to Iris With a Soft Smile) Especially those who has your best interest and support in heart. And hey, even if I never find out who my biological mother is, I'll still be more than contempt to have family of my own to love: Everyone I grew up with from the village and all the friends and strong bonds I've made right here in this city, you included.
Iris: (Heart Begins to Melt Immensely) Y-You....You really mean that?~
Apollo: Of course I do. You're just as part of this as all these other nutjobs I call friends-
Wocky: (Playfully Flips Off at Apollo) Love ya too, jerk.
Apollo: And sure, it's only been a year and a half since we've known each other by now, but....You've more than proven to be more of a mom to me than I could ever hope for and appreciate that a lot.
Iris: (Begins to Tear Up While Sniffling)
Apollo: Annnnd cue the emotional hugfest in 3. 2. 1-
Iris: Oh Polly!~ (Pulls Apollo into a Very Loving Hug) Once again, your kindness has made me ever so happy and blessed to have you in my life everyday!~ ('Sniff') I love you so much~
Apollo: (Hugs Iris Back) I love you, Iris. Thank you for being a great mother figure so far.
Iris: ('Sniff') And thank you for being my sweet, baby boy~
Apollo: Yeah. ('Clicks Teeth') Still not a fan of the whole "Baby" stuff. But you're always welcome. (Kiss the Top of Iris' Forehead) Think you're ready to go back to office now?
Iris: ('Sniff') Not yet. We must have Feenie and the girls try out these delicious muffins Wocky made for us- (Turns Back to Wocky) If it's no trouble for you, of course, dear.
Wocky: (Forms a Bright Grin on his Face) It's not a single problem at all, Sister Iris- (Smirks at Apollo) IF your son there willing to pay the whole box?
Apollo: (Comically Glares at Wocky) Seriously!? I just pay for the whole lunch itself-(Turns to See Iris Giving Him the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes While Whimpering at Him Before Groaning in Defeat) ('Ugh') Fine. Put it on my tab.
Wocky: Right away!
Iris: Yay!~ (Hugs Apollo Again) Thank you, honey!~
Mini Fanfic #1351: Co-Op Wedding's After Party (Persona 5 X SSBU)
6:25 p.m. Inside the Sunflower Field's Main Center Room..........
Futaba: (Standing Behind the Turn Tables as the Wedding DJ) AHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAH! Which one of you party people ready to blow the roof of this joint tonight?- FIGURATIVELYYYYYY!~
A large amount of people standing on the media of the dance floor, cheers in loud rejoice before DJ 4-Eyed Oracle begins to spin a record of one Jamiroquai's most underrated singles, Little L, prompting everyone to dance shortly after.
Omega: (Turns to Futaba While Standing Next to her Behind the Turn Tables Machine Together) Your turntabling skills has been improving immensely since you've lasted use them.
Futaba: (Smiles Proudly by her Improvement) Right?~ Who would've thought watching a whole marathon of live DJ performances could help me memorize my hand movements completely?
Omega: Truly an effective method of learning indeed.
Futaba: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Uh-huh! (Slowly Turns to Omega Cheeky Grin on her Face) But you wanna know what else has been effective?~
Omega: (Already Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Robotic Face) Judging by your tone and grin, I'm actually hesitant to find out.....
Futaba: (Happily Hugs Omega's Arms) My loooove for you!~ Your Mama Rouge texted me all the details about your little love quest during the ceremony earlier~
Omega: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course she would gossip.
Futaba: (Casually Shrugs) Yeah, but yours is far more adorable if anything.
Onega: ('Groans a Bit in Annoyance')
Futaba: (Giggles Softly Playfully Pats on Omega's Arms) Ahh relax, big guy!~ We all know how much of a big softie you are on the inside alrwady.
Omega: ('Sighs In Defeat') True. (Forms a Formal Glare in his Eyes) But make no mistake- (Points his Robotic Finger Up to the Roof) My status as the Ultimate, destructive model of the E-Series line-up will forever regime supreme!!
Futaba: (Raises Her Hand Up and Cheers in Rejoice) #1 in the world, baby!~ (Looks Up at Omega a Soft Smile) But hey, no matter what, I'll always love you, big guy~
Omega: (Looks Down at Futaba with Sincereity in his Eye Sensors) And I will love you no matter what, also.
Futaba: Up! (Playfully Points at Omega) You said it!~
Omega: Only because you made it easier for me to do so to you exclusively.
Futaba: Ahh~ (Went Back to Grinning at Omega) So, does this in turn makes me your most favorite person in the world?~
Omega: In the Top 3, yes.
Futaba: (Pumps her Fist Backwards) Yes! So which number I'm on and why it is #1?~
Omega: I'll explain the semitic on a later date. Right now, your occupation as a DJ is far from over.
Futaba: (Snorts into a Single Laugh) No duh! We're only getting started here. DJ 4-EYED ORACLE FOREVAAAAAAAH!!~ (Starts Spinning Both of the Table Records More Vigorously Than Before
Ridley: Hmmmmmmmmm...... (Seen Looking Up at the Five Dollar Bill While Sitting on One Round Table with a Few Other Villains)
Bowser: Ridley you've been staring at that bill for five minutes straight now. It's real.
Ridley: (Turns his Head Slightly Towards Bowser) And I told you five minutes earlier, that closer inspection doesn't kill anyone. Counterfeiting money is illegal, you know?
Sephiroth: (Simply Nodded to That Particular Fact) He's right. Not even I'm foolish enough to commit a crime like that.
Pichu: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Pi-Chu.
Bowser: Yeah and neither would Ren. I know the kid's a clever and sneaky and all, but-
Ridley: Yep. This is real alright. (Puts the Five Dollar Bill Down on the Table with a Big Smile on his Face) All's good!
Bowser: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look Right on Cue) Nevermind then.
Ganondorf: (Was Grabbing his Chin the Whole Time) You know, I remembered having the boy's alias name down as one of the many candidates for our league years back.
Sephiroth: (Raises an Eyebrow in Intrigued) Really?
Ganondorf: It's true. I figured with his entire Joker attire, powerful and versatile Personas, and mischief yet sinister presentation was more than enough for him to join with a little more influence on my part, of course. (Turns to See Ren Helping his Newly Wedded Wife, Makoto, Cut a Piece of Their Wedding Cake Together) But given how much of a good, earnest kid I realized he is, I ultimately decided to scrap the idea entirely.
Villains: I seeeee/Interesting/Pichuuu~
Sephiroth: So was this decision of yours made before or after the goddess and witch decided to adopt him?
Ganondorf: A little beforehand. ('Sighs in a But in Relief') Which I am relieved by. I really did not want to caught up in Palutena's wrath along with Hades........
Ridley: Hey, speaking of which, where is the guy anyways?
????: Down here.
Dark Samus: Hm? (Pulls Up the Table's Covers and Looks Down to See Hades Relaxingly Sitting by it's Pole)
Hades: Chillin' like a villain~
Sephiroth: (Raises an Eyebrow in Somewhat Genuine Confusion) Under the table?
Hades: (Casually Shrugs) I see no harm in finding somewhere more comfortable to sit.
Bowser: (Starts Snickering) Yeah, unless you're trying to hide from a certain goddess.
Ridley: (Forms a Wisecracking Smirk on his Face) Scared right outta your mind right now~
Dark Samus: (Starts Giggling a Little)
Hades: (Scoffs While Glaring at the Trio) In your narrow minded dreams. I am the lord and savior of the Eternal Dark Underworld! (Crosses his Arms) I can talk to that chubs of a goddess anytime I feel like it.
Palutena: (Lowers her Head Down to Give Hades a Semi Menacing Glare) How's right now sounds?
Hades: (Yelps at the Sight of the Chubs for a Goddess in Question Before Grinning Awkwardly) P-Pauliee!~ Didn't expect to see here. (Chuckles Awkwardly) H-How are you enjoying the after party so far, love?
Palutena: (Shrugs) It's fine. I'll like it even more once we have chat, so- (Motions her Hand Backwards Towards Hades) Come here, Hades.
Hades: U-Uh actually. I think I'll be alright in here for a good while.
Palutena: Nono, come here.
Hades: You know just me- (Wraps his Arm Around the Table's Pole) And this nicely structured pole here- No biggie, really.
Palutena: Hades, if you don't get out from there right now, it'll only get worse for you down the line.
Hades: (Starts Shaking Like a Leaf Again) A-A-And what if I just- Refuse, huh? What then?
Ganondorf: (Turns to a Menacing Looking Palutena-) You- (-and Back to Hades) You wanna test that theory out?
Palutena: With your LIFE?
Hades: (Stares at Palutena For a Few Seconds Before Ultimately Sighing in Defeat) Nooooo.....(Finally Letting Go of the Pole) I rather not. (Starts Scooching Foward While Grumbling) This is such bullshit-YAH! (Gets Yanked Out of the Covered Table, by the Hair)
Palutena: No! (Starts Smacking Hades Upside the Head While Dragging him Away by the Collar) You know what's- ('SMACK') Really- ('SMACK') Bullshit?- ('SMACK') It's that you- ('SMACK') Are trying to- ('SMACK') Ruin- ('SMACK') My baby's- ('SMACK') CO-OP WEDDING! ('SMACK SMACK SMACK')
Ganondorf: (Sighs Once More as He Watches the Duo Off Alongside the Others) Another instance of his trollsome schemes falling right on his face afterwards.
Sephiroth: And another instance where he had it coming.
Dedede: (Raises his Glass of Champagne Up) A toast. To another successful offiated by yours truly's church!
Dedede's Chruch Committee: (Clangs Their Glasses Together with Dedede's) Clears!~
Escargoon: (Gives his Best Friend a Proud Grin on his Face) Another job well done, De.
Morrigan: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) I couldn't be anymore proud and in love with the pastor of my dreams!~ (Gently Scratches Under Dedede's Chin) You must tell us all the secrets your handsome face carried thus far~
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly) There's not a whole lot to tell besides watching and learning from my old man preaching days on the sidelines.
Luigi: I didn't know your father was a pastor as well.
Dedede: Yeah, he started the gig wayyy back before i was even born. Old man was as strict as he was holy. (Pulls Out his Latest Easter Bunny Testimony Origins Booklet With a Slick, Proud Smirk on his Face) But not nearly as holy as this bad boy! (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh)
Escargoon: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) I can't believe you actually took the time to make this.....
Dedede: Well you better believe it, cause this is easily one of my most greatest accomplishments yet.
Escargoon: (Glares a Dedede) It's literally all the made-up lore you preached about in every Easter service!
Dedede: With many more added content on the slide~
Escargoon: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Goodie. Even more made so stuff. I swear- Who would actually read this-
Morrigan: (Starts Tearing Up Already) ('Sniff') Such an emotional, heartfelt upbringing to such a wonderful story you made, my darling kiiing!~ (Bursts Out Crying While Hugging her Boyfriend's Arm)
Escargoon: (Stares at Morrigan in a More Deadpinned Expression) That answers my question.
Luigi: (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff Sniff Sniff')
Escargoon: Oh come on- (Turns to Luigi Next to Him) You read it too, Luigi?
Luigi: (Tearfully Nodded to Escar) Tifa and I read it together during each of our book club sessions- ('Sniff') It made us hug and cry together after every chapter!~
Dedede: (Smirk Grew a Bit Wider) Well whaddya know? Even the book club approved of my well written work~
Escargoon: ('Sighs in Defeat') Guess that is somewhat impressive. But there's no way anyone outside of our universe would ever go out if their way to-
?????????: Pastor/Uncle DeDeDEEEE!~
Escargoon then turns his attention to a young man wearing a black tux and blue tie and a girl with long blue hair tied up in a bun, wearing a long, light purple dress, happily sprinting their way to Dedede's table while carrying their own copies of his written book in their hands....Much to his best friend's pure disbelief.
Escargoon: .....Why do I even bother?
Shingo: Wait- (Stops Right by Dedede's Table While Turning his Attention to Kula) Why did you call him Uncle for, Kula?
Kula: (Giggles a Bit to Shingo) Cause he's the Uncle of the whole Smash Family, silly~
Dedede: (Smiles Proudly at the Human Duo) She's right, ya know? Been appointed that role since my very first debut in the tournaments! ('Heh-Heh') But nevermind me for now. I take it you two are a few of Terry's friends?
Shingo: (Happily Nodded) Yep! (Grabs his Chin) Well, actually, we're more of his and Mary-san's unofficially adopted kids, but besides the point really.
Kula: (Happily Introduces Herself and Shingo Sheepishly Wavng at De Next to Her) Hi, I'm Kula and he's my big brother Shingo!~ And we came here to say that we are super HUGE fans of your Easter Bunny's origin story- It's soooo enduring!~
Shingo: And we were both wondering if you have the time to- (Holds Up his Book Along with Kula) Sign us our autographs?~
Kula: (Leans Her Side of her Body Next to Shingo's as They Both Put Their Puppy Dog Eyes) Pretty Plweaeseee, Uncle?~
Dedede: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) What do you two take me for? Of course I'll be happy to sign those booklets for y'all! (Puts his Hand Inside One of his Pants Pocksts)
Kula/Shingo: Horray!~/Alright!
Dedede: (Starts Searching For the Pen) If I could....find me....that dang....pen to be-
Morrigan: Your sharpie, My Dear Pastor?~
Dedede: Hm? (Seees a Royal Looking Sharpie His Girlfriend is Holding Out For Him)
Morrigan: You forgot to get it out of the tip of your bible book earlier. (Forms a Cute, Playfully Grin on her Face)
Dedede: (Chuckles Awkwardly a Bit) Lifesaver as always. (Receives the Pen From Morrigan) Thank ya, Sister Morrigan. And now for the moment we all been waiting for!
Escargoon: Eh.
Dedede: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look For a Quick) Oh shut up. (Clicks the Back of his Pen Before Signing Shingo's Booklet First) De....DeDe's....Chruch for you- (Signs Kula's Booklet Next) And another De-DeDe's Chruch for you too- All done!
Shingo/Kula: (Reads the Signed Autographs Given to Them) Dedede's Chruch Will Forever Love You- Pastor DeDeDe✌️ (Hearts Begins to Melt Right on Cue) Awwwwwwwwww!~
Kula: That's the most sweetest autograph we've had since....now!~ (Happily Hugs Dedede Along with Shingo) Thank you, Uncle Dedede~
Shingo: You really are a good uncle.
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly as He Hugs the Duo Back) It was no problem at all, really. Now why don't run along back with your pals for now, will ya?
Kula/Shingo: D'Okay!~/Sure! (Walks Back to Theor Group as They Happy Waves Goodbye to the Ex-King) Thanks again!~
Dedede: (Waves Back at the Duo with a Smile)
Morrigan: (Smiles Softly at her King) You are such a sweet penguin man
Dedede: (Smiles Sheepishly at Morrigan While Rubbing the Back of his Head) D'aww shucks! I was only givin' them what they asked for.
Morrigan: (Happily Hugs Dedede Next to Her) In the most generous and sweetest way possible!~ As expected the Darling King bold enough to take my heart~ (Gives De a Big Kiss On The Cheek)
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly Before Blushing) You're too sweet for my own heart too, Morrg~ But really now, it was nothing to it for the upcoming leader of the Certified Uncles, I'll tell ya what!
Luigi: (Turns to Escargoon with a Raised Eyebrow) Certified Uncles?
Escargoon: De's has been forming a group mirroring that to the Certified Moms, only it's about uncles.
Morrigan: And me as the Auntie Mascot!!~
Escargoon: And Morrigan as the only aunt of the group.
Ryuji: (Seen Standing Behind the Podium, Speaking Through the Microphone) It was a year and a half after both of their proposals came to light separately, both of which were emotionally adorable enough to make any grown, punk ass man cry- (Wipes a Single Tear From his Eyes) ('Sniff') And that's okay.
Crowd: (Giggles and Chuckles Lightly)
Haru: (Giggles Softly While Sitting at a Table Together with the Rest of the Phantom Thieves and Friends) Oho Ryuji~
Yusuke: (Has a Slight Deadpinned Look) Fitting how he found a way to out himself in his own speech
Ryuji: But seriously now, folks- ('Clears Throat') Tonight is an incredible occasion we're celebrating right now because after all the hell- (Points his Hand Towards Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho Smiling at Him at Their Table) These four brave, beautiful people been through over the years, individually and as their respective couples, they've finally made it all official, finally get to live their dreams and face the whole world together as married couples. A lot has changed for us back Shiyuba: The good, bad, the crazy, dumb, nonsensical or whatever.
Crowd: (Laughs Once Again)
Lavenza: He....does know the word Nonsensical and Dumb are essentially the same thi-
Morgana: (Softly Shushes Lavenza as He Gently Pats on Top of her Hand Before Laying on Top of It) Let him continue having his big moment for now, dear~
Lavenza: (Giggles Softly as She Gently Picks Up Mona's Hand) Whatever you say, my darling~ (Kisses the Top of her Kitty's Hand)
Morgana: (Happily Purrs abd Blushes as He Rest the Side of his Head onto his Girlfriend's Shoulder)
Ryuji: There....may even come a day where-(Starts Tearing Up Some More) Where...('Sniff') We....might not ever even see each other a lot anymore.....('Sniff') And it's gonna suck really...REALLY hard, but it's going to alright, because at the end of the day, no matter how hard the times get, we're still the bestest friends anyone of us can even ask for by day and will forever be the Phantom Thieves by night. (Raises his Fist Up in the Air Victoriously) Together we stand, UNITED WE FALL!......At least that's what I think that's how that old standing goes- Whatever! PHANTOM THIEVES FOREVER!!
Crowd: (Raises Their Respective Fists Up in the Air) PHANTOM THIEVES FOREVERRRR!!~ (Happily Cheers and Applauds Ryuji For his Speech)
Ryuji: (Bows his Upper Body Down to the Crowd a Bit Before Walking Down From the Stage with a Proud Grin on his Face) ('Phew') Now THAT is how you do a Best Man's Speech- Oof! (Suddenly Gets Hug Tackled to the Ground) What the-(Looks Down to See Ren Holding Him and Crying in Hot Tears) Bro?
Ann: (Runs Over to the Duo in Tears as Well) RYUJI, YOU MORON!!~ (Falls Down and Hugs Ryuji as Well While Pouting at Him) Why did you have to make the last part of your speech super depressing, huh!? We're not going away anytime soon!~
Ryuji: (Starts Tearing Up Yet Again) I KNOOOW!~ I just wanted to put out the best Best Man's Speech I could muster up in my brain tonight. I didn't think it would pull on your heartstrings that badly!!
Shiho: (Chimes in on the Hug Gest Along with the Rest of The Phantom Thieves, While Pouting at Ryuji Also) Well, you did! And it made us sad and worry about you greatly!~
Makoto: Ryuji, if anything like that troubles you going forward, then I am imploring you to PLEASE come to any of us to talk ('Sniff') We love you so much and we wanna help!~
Yusuke: My door will forever be open for you, my friend.
Futaba: So is mines! Even if it's all nerdy and junk!!~
Mona/Lavenza: And ours are open too!~
Haru: Please don't forget about me too, baby!!~
Ryuji: ('Sniff') How could I?~ You're my rock, babe~
Peach: (Chimes in on the Hugfest, In Tears as Welll) Don't fogret me too!!~ I know I'm still new and inexperienced to everything the Phantom Thieves has to offer, but I'm still your Momma Peach all the same!!~
Ryuji: (Turns to Peach) Are you kidding? You're way too lovable and sweet to be ignored, ma'am!~ ('Sniff') (Look at his Friends All Around Him) You guys are the bestest pals a punk like me could even dream of asking for, I love you all!~
Phantom Thieves: WE LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!~
Few Minutes of Emotional Cry and Group Hugs Later........
Yusuke: (Let's Out a More Relaxed Sounding Sigh as He and the Rest of the Thieves Are Now Back at Their Table) It seems I feel more refined already.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Lightly) Right? I haven't cried like that since....ever, you know?
Peach: (Smiles Softly) It seems we all needed a real good cry to wash down after that beautiful speech was said and done~ (Turns to Ren) How are you holding up there, Renny dear?~
Ren: (Let's Out a Sigh While Putting on a Sigh of his Own) A lot better now. Did not think I would cry twice in one day though.
Makoto: (Snickers a Bit as She Hugs her Husband Next to Her) It's to be expected. This has been such a beautiful day so far~
Ren: (Rest the Side of his Head on Top of Makoto's) It sure has~ (Turns to Ryuji) Sorry I tackled you there, bud.
Ryuji: (Smiles Brightly at his Best Friend) Nah, I'd probably do the same if you were in my- No, scratch that. I'm GOING do the exact same thing if- (Points at Ren) You give me your greatest Best Man's Speech in my wedding soon!
Ren: (Gives Ryuji a Thumbs Up) You got it.
Haru: (Happily Squeals as She Hugs Ryuji Nect to her) I can't wait for that day to come already!~
Mario: (Smiles Softly While Sitting Next to Peach the Whole Time) Neither can ant one of us. But how about we take a break from weddings for now? (Snickers a Bit) It actually got me all tired out now- Ohhh~ (Suddenly Felt his Princess Giving him a Nice Shoulder Massage)
Peach: Instead~ How about we talk about the honeymoon for the two newly weds?~
Ren/Makoto/Ann/Shiho: Hawaii.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Again) Dang! You guys already decided on it that fast?
Ann: We thought about it beforehand actually.
Shiho: (Smiles Brightly) Could be fun, especially since I've never gone to it myself.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly) Oh you guys are going to have yourselves a grand ol' time there, girl! A lot more than I did at least!
Shiho: (Turns to Futaba) Was it too much for you to handle?
Futaba: At first, but I gotten over it eventually. Not by much though.
Mario: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I always dreamed of going there for a vacation. Bet it's far more relaxing there than it was at Isle Delfino~
Peach: This is the first time I've ever heard of this place myself and I already agree!~
Futaba: (Snickers a Bit) You just say that because you still hate the Piantas~
Peach: (Huffs Out a Steam From her Nostrils) ('Hmph') With that burning passion! No one's gonna make my Teddy Bear of man feel guilty for something he did do under my watch. (Starts Kissing on a Now Slightly Embarrassed Mario's Cheeky)
Phantom Thieves: (Starts Snickering and Laughing at Mario's Dispense)
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Peheachh!~ Not in front of your teeeeeam!!~
Makoto stares at her team around her for a few seconds before looking around at everyone else present at the party tonight. All of them having fun, socializing with one another with smiles on each of their faces, including hers.
Despite their wacky, outlandish nature and a few bad apples hanging around in the bunch (Sephiroth, Kazuya, and ESPECIALLY Hades), it's nice that her, Sae, and the rest of their friends and love ones are part of the ever-growing Smash Family for this long. They've became just as much as a family to her as her parents were in the past and that's another thing she will forever be thankful for besides marrying the man of her dress.
But before she could continue to enjoy the celebratory like atmosphere of the party, an idea sudden pops into her mind.
Makoto: (Turns Back to the Others) Hey, you guys!
Phantom Thieves/Mario: (Stop What They Were Doing Before Giving Their Attention to Makoto) Hm?
Ren: What's up, hon?
Makoto: This might be out there, even for me, but...What if instead of a honeymoon, how about we go to Hawaii as
Peach/Mario: (Happily Guesses the Rest ofbthe Question with Their Hands Clasps Together) One big family vacation!?~
Makoto: (Happily Nodded at the Veteran Couple) Yeah, that! (Turns to Ren, Ann, and Shiho) I-If it's no problem for you three, of course
Ren: : (Already Has a Hrin on his Face) You kidding? I'm sold with the idea already.
Ann: (Smiles Brightly) Vacations are always fun when they're around with us!~
Shiho: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mhmm~
Futaba: Ahhh yeah! (Raises her Red Cup Up) Hawaii here we come!!~
Phantom Thieves: (Raises Their Respective Cups and Glasses to Clink Together with Futaba's) YEEAAH!!!
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) A family vacation to Hawaii? That'll be fun!
Ness: Lucas, we gotta round up the other kids for meeting.
Lucas: (Frowns a Bit at Ness in Confusion) W-Why? What's wrong?
Ness: (Grab a Hold Of Lucas' Hand) I'll explain along the way, let's go!! (Rushes Over to the Kids Table While Dragging Lucas Along With Him)
Few Minutes of Rounding the Smash Kids and an Explanation Later.....
Toon Link: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise Along with the Rsst of the Smash Kids Sitting in Their Table) They're having another Family Vacation!?
Hat Kid: To Hawaii!?
Ice Climbers: For two and a half weeks!?
Ashley: And rather than join them, you instead want us kids to- (Raises an Eyebrow in Slightly Confusion) Stay behind at home alone?
Ness: I know, it's baffling coming from me.
Jr: (Forms an Cocky Smirk on his Face) Don't forget dumb and stupid like your head.
Ness: (Stares at Jr with a Deadpinned Glare) ....Anywho- (Smiles Brightly) This would be a perfect opportunity for each of us to display our first step of independence to our parents by watching the mansion for everyone while they're away, unsupervised!
Smash Kids: (Genuinely in Awe) Wooooooah.....
Jr.: So we'll basically have the entire place all to ourselves if we just ask to stay home alone?
Ness: Yep.
Jr: With no rules attached?
Ness: Other than to keep the mansion in one piece, I'd still say it counts as a no rule-free zone.
Jr: So what you're telling us is that we get to have a crap ton of fun throughout it all?
Ness: (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on his Face) For two and a half week~ Just us kids.
Jr: (Stares at Ness For a Whopping Few Seconds Before Ultimately Deciding.....) Works for me. (Forms a Excited Grin) I'M IN!
Toon: (Smiles Brightly) You got my seal of participation!
Popo: (Smiles as Well) Ours too!
Nana: (Starts Gidding Up with Joy) Thus is gonna be so much fun!~
Ashley: I don't know.....Hawaii seems like a far more interesting option.
Lucas: Yeah. (Smiles Softly at Ashley) I don't mind skipping out and getting into a little trouble though, so long as I get to spend it all with the others, you especially Ashley.
Ashley: (Eyes Widens at Lucas in Genuine Awe) M-Me especially?~
Lucas: (Happily Nodded While Giggling) Of course~ I always have a great time when I'm with you, Ashley~
Ashley: (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her as She Turns to Ness and the Others) Lucas and I are staying too!!~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ashley Back)
Ness: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute the Couple Are Being Right Now) Great! (Turns to Hat Kid) What about you, Hat Kid?
Hat Kid: ('Sigh') I can't. I'll miss mommy, daddy, and my big brothers too much.
Ness: (Starts Nodding to Hat Kid's Reasoning) Yeah, I feel ya. (Puts on a Reassuring Smile) You have the best time of your life woth them out there, will ya?
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded to Ness' Request) Will do! I'll bring lots of souvenirs for you guys when I get back~ (Winks at Ness)
Ness: Thanks! (Turns Back to the Others) As for everyone else- (Raise his Cup Up) Our first day of independence awaits us!
Smash Kids: (Raises and Clinks Their Cups Up Together with Ness') HECK YEAH!!
Mini Fanfic #1350: The Big Day For Four Deidcated Lovers~ (Persona 5 X SSBU)
It was a bright, clear, and beautiful day in the city of Smash Town and the day has finally arrived for two of the most dazzling Phantom Thieves, Joker and Panther, to officially marry their significant others out in the most breathtaking outdoor where the ceremony is taking place at and everyone invited are waiting patiently for it all to begin momentarily.
At the Brides' Dressing/Waiting Room.......
Haru: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as She Gasps at What is Shown to Her and the Others) My absolute goodness!~ You two look so beautiful in your gowns!~
Futaba: (Amazed by What She Sees as Well) Right? You're like two badass princesses ready to kick some butt and taking names before getting hitched today~
Yusuke: Simply magnificent indeed.
Shiho: (Giggles Softly While Blushing and Wearing a See Through Sleeves with her Wedding Dress) You guys, please~ (Points at Makoto Standing Next to Her) I'm not nearly as strong as our Queen here.
Makoto: (Gives Shiho a Reassuring Smile While Wearing a More Sleeveless Wedding Dress) Considering everything you went through with Kamoshida in the past and how hard you worked to moved pass that nowadays, I'd say you're far more stronger than I am.
Shiho: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Gently Grab Onto Makoto's Hands) But Makotooo!~ You're able to deliver punches and kicks more fluently than i ever could, you're obviously the strongest out of the two of us!~
Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) Years of strict Akido training does have it's long-term benefits. I'd be more than happy to teach them to you if you like.
Shiho: (Happily Nodded to the Idea) Please do!~ I want to be able to fight alongside you guys and Ann-Bear in and out of the mementos someday.
Makoto: Okay, but you have to promise that you'll stay close with us throughout the whole regime. You don't have a Persona of your own yet and the last thing any of us want is for you to get blindsided by most of the shadows' cheap tactics. You understand?
Shiho: (Nodded Again to Makoto's Command) Of course, I promise and understand completely. (Happily Hugs Makoto Afterwards) Thank you so much for having me on the team~
Makoto: (Hugs Shiho Back with a Smile on her Face) No problem. Thank you for pulling your trust in us. We won't let you down, Shiho-san.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly at One of the Close to Be Wives) Welcome aboard the Phantom Thieves Express, Valkyrie!~
Haru: (Smiles Softly) We're very happy to have you part of the team, dear.
Dark Pit: This is sweet and all, but where the heck did you get those brass knuckles from, sis?
Makoto: Oh! (Happily Shows Off the Two Brass Knuckles She's Been Wearing Around her Knuckles) You like?~ It actually comes with this wedding dress I'm wearing, believe it or not.
Yusuke: (Grabs his Chin While Staring at the Brass Knuckles a bit Closely) Seems rather unorthodox for a wedding tailoring business to sell such accessories in their establishment.
Makoto: See, I thought so, at first, too, until one of the tailors told me these and the dress itself go well with my tomboy like esthetic and the more I look at them, the more I'm starting to agree. It's a perfect self defense weapon to have on stand by.
Sae: (Stares at Makoto with a Sisterly Glare) But it's not something you should have out in yours and Shiho's own wedding. (Sticks her Hand Out) Now hand them over.
Makoto: (Frowns in Disappointment) Do I really have to? I won't take them out if unless there's actual trouble afoot!
Sae: I know you won't and I'mma make sure that won't ever happen under my care. Now gimme.
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine. You can have them for now. (Hands The Brass Knuckles Over to Sae) Happy?
Sae: (Simply Nodded) Very. (Smiles Softly at her Baby Sister) But not nearly as happy as I am for you and Shiho-san make your dreams come true within a few minutes. Are you nervous?
Makoto: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath) A little....Maybe a lot more than that in retrospect- (Puts on a More Determined Smile on her Face) But I'm a Niijima and Niijimas don't back down from anything they want to love and cherish!
Shiho: (Puts on a Determined Smile of her Own) The same applies to me as well. I've waited and prayed for this very moment to happen from the very beginning and I won't let any nerves or self doubts get in the way of that!
Sae: (Simply Nodded to the Two Ladies' Determination Speech) Glad to hear it. You two made us proud already.
Yusuke: Hence why we will continue to root for you and your respective partners for years to come.
Everyone else happy nodded to everything Yusuke and Sae just said, their words of encouragement was even enough to make Pitto, of all people, smile a bit
Makoto: (Smiles at Everyone of her Love Ones in This Room) Thank you all so much~ ('Ugh') God!~ (Hugs Herself Lovingly) I can't wait to go straight to that stand, kiss that handsome punk of a man, and start my new life as Mrs. Amimaya!~
Shiho: ('Sighs Dreamingly') And I can't wait to kiss the most beautiful woman in the entire world and become Mrs. Takamaki for all eternity~ I hope we get everything started soon.
'Door Opens'
Peach: (Rushes into the Room Carrying a Pink Clipboard in her Hand While Wearing a Microphone Headset on her Head) Alright, everyone! The ceremony is about to begin in twenty-seven minutes and fourty-five seconds, so we need to get ourselves in places to walk down that aisle, one by one by then, okay?
Everyone in the Room: Yes, ma'am!
Shiho: (Frowns a Bit at the Princess) Momma Peach, is everything okay? You looked like you've been crying for a couple of minutes.
Peach: (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) Five minutes and thirty seven seconds. ('Sighs in Defeat') Ohh I couldn't help myself!~ (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) Everything outside looks so gorgeous and peaceful in this time of weather, that it moved me to so much tears- (Gasps at the Sight of the Two Fully Dressed Wives) And you two look so beautiful to boot~ ('Sniff') This truly is such a beautiful dayyyy!~ (Bursts Out Crying)
Shiho: (Rushes Over to Give Peach a Loving Hug Along with Makoto) Oh Momma Peach, you have no idea how right you are right now!~ We love it every second of it!~
Peach: You do? ('Sniff') Truly?
Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Of course. This is all me, Shiho, Ann, even Ren ever dreamed of what our wedding would be like and then some. And believe me when I say that none of this would EVER be possible if it weren't for you doing all you can to put this all together for us.
Shiho: We couldn't think of anyone else for the role for the Maid of Motherly Honor other than you, Momma Peach. You're perfect for the job.
The two brides gives Peach two kisses on both her cheeks, causing her heart to melt even more than before.
Peach: (Starts Tearing Up Some More with a Smile on her Face) Girls~ ('Sniff') Everyday you and the others make me so blessed to take the role of your mom~ ('Sniff') (Finally Hugs Makoto and Shiho) I love you all so much!!~
Futaba: (Heart's Melting in Pure Happiness) Awww~ Does this call for another group hug session right now?~
Peach: (Smiles Brightly at Futaba) You bet your gorgeous dress it does, dear!~ Come to Momma Peach, my lovelies!!~
And just like that, Futaba, Haru and Yusuke happily chimes on the group hug, leaving only Sae and Pitto to watch the beautiful display in the mid distance.
Sae: That woman truly does take her role as Mother Hen to great strive, doesn't she?
Dark Pit: (Casually Shrugs) That's Momma Peach for ya. Always doing everything and beyond for almost everyone she loves. (Turns to Sae) You know she dreamed of wanting a big family of her own for so long, right?
Sae: Not until you just told me. (Smiles Softly at Peach) I'm truly happy for her.
Dark Pit: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, you and me both. She's an awesome mom.
Peach: Sae!~ Pittooo!~ Don't just stand there and watch! Join us!!~
Dark Pit: (Turns to Momma Peach) Coming! (Turns Back to Sae) Hey, don't tell anyone in my circle i said this, but.....I wanna help keep that dream of hers alive going forward. (Shrugs) I mean, It's the least I could do after all she done for us over the years.
Sae: (Smiles Softly at the Dark Angel) That's very sweet of you, Pitto-San. Would it be alright if I help out too?
Dark Pit: You're welcome to it. (Walks Over to The Group Hug) You're already part of this family as it is, you know?
Sae: Yeah.....It seems I am, huh? (Follows Behind Pitto)
Meanwhile at Grooms' Dressing/Waiting Room..........
Lucas: (Gasps at What is in Front of Him and the Others) Big Sis Ann!~ You look so pretty in your wedding dress!~
Ann: (Smiles Bashfully and Brightly Wile Wearing a Beautifully Long Wedding Dress With White Long Gloves) Ohh Lucas, thank you!~ But be honest with me for a second. Do you guys think i should have my hair down or leave them as pigtails?
Lucas: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmmm....There's no doubt that you would look even more stunning with your hair down, but....(Smiles Brightly) I think you should keep it the way it is!
Ryuji: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Agreed! It what makes you Ann to begin with, you know?
Ann: You know what? Yeah. (Pushes Up the Bottom of her Pigtails a Bit) I've had this kind of hairstyle on me since I was a kid. No way I change it now.
Pit: (Smiles Brightly) That's the spirit. (Crosses his Arms While Thinking) Though, I gotta ask. Is it alright for you and Ren to be in the same room together? You know, considering it's bad luck for a groom to see a bride in a wedding dress or what have you?
Tae: (Shrugs) I wouldn't worry too much about that, Pitty Pat. They're not marrying one another for one thing.
Ryuji: Yeah and even then, they definitely would've shrug it off along the way.
Ann: (Forms a Cheeky Grin) You know it!~ Ain't no curse or bad luck is gonna get in the way OUR co-op wedding, am I right, Ren-Ren?
Ren: (Been Sitting on One of the Chairs, Lost in Thought) ..............
Lucas: (Frowns at Ren a Bit in Worry Along with Everyone Else) Ren?
Pit: Big bro?
Tae: Guinea Piiiig.
Ren: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Huh?- Oh. Yeah, curses and bad luck can go suck it or....whatever.
Ryuji: ('Sigh') Oh no. Our bro is getting cold feet. (Walks Over On One Chair Beside Ren)
Ann: (Walks Over and Seat on yhr Other Chaor Next to Her Best Friend) Honey, what's wrong? Don't tell us you're getting nervous already.
Ren: Not exactly. I mean- I'm kinda am, but definitely not when we're about to go to the aisle.
Ryuji: Then tell us what's really going on, man.
Ren: Mm...
Ryuji: Come on. You know we won't leave you alone if you don't.
Ann: (Rapidly Nodding her Head in Agreement) Mhmm! I'll even cancel this whole wedding if it means helping you to confess.
Ren: (Frowns at his Fellow Groom/Bride) Ann, no, you don't need to do that at all.
Ann: (Gently Grabs Hold of Ren's Hajd While Giving Him a More Determined Look on her Face) I can and will. Especially for a our best friend in the whole wide world, who is suffering in silence right now. So please tell us.
Ren: (Takes a Look Around the People Staring at Him Worry Before Taking a Deep Breath) Okay, so.....You guys are my family. Meaning you should know me long enough to realize that I'm a lot of things-
Ann: Reckless?
Ryuji: Arrogant?
Pit: Thick-Headed?
Lucas: An occasional cheater?
Tae: An overall troublemaker??
Ren: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Alright, alright, point proven. Damn, I didn't think you people would actually name all my flaws at once like that......
Ryuji: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face While Shrugging) Hey, we wouldn't know you all that well if we didn't.
Ann: (Happily Hugs Ren's Arm) It just goes to show how much we love and adore the heck outta you everyday, you big loser!~
Ren: (Smirks a Bit as He Hugs Ann Back a Bit) Yeah, the feelings 100% mutual, crybaby~ (Frowns a Bit) But, to answer your question, I'm not nervous about the whole ceremony. Hell, if anything, I can't wait to make it all official and give my wife the best kiss of our lives~
Ann: (Smiles Excitedly) Dude, same!!~ I haven't seen Shiho-Kins in her wedding dress yet and I'm already falling in love again!~
Ren: Right!? Like, just thinking about Makoto again makes me wanna hold her tight and never let go!~
Ann: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Saaaaaaaame!~
Lucas: (Starts Giggling at the Two Lovestruck Dorks)
Tae: (Sighs While Placing her Fingertips on her Forehead) Hoo boy. The wedding has even started and you two already came down with the love bug fever.....
Ryuji: (Snickers a Bit) Yeah, what a bunch of dorks!....(Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Though, I'd totally be lying my butt off if I say I'm not thinking about Haru like crazy right now.....
Lucas: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I don't think there's a day goes by where I haven't think about how pretty and sweet Ashley is to me~
Pit: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I can't wait for Viridi and I to cuddle again after today~ She always says I give the best hugs, but I like to believe she's a way better hugger than I am~
Sae: (Sighs Again) And now everyone else in the room got it. Greeeat...(Places her Hand onto her Cheek While Blushing) (God, would I kill to kiss those shiny cherry lips of My Empress again today~)
Ren: Okay, going back to topic for real thisvtime- (Frowns a Bit) What I'm actually afraid of is just.....Messing the a much better thing Makoto and I are about to have going for us one of these days. That woman deserves all the happiness in the universe and then some and the last thing I wanna do is indirectly finding a way screw all of that up, you know?
Ann: Hey man, I get it. That's been a biggest fear of mines for the longest time now too.
Ren: (Eyes Widens at Ann a Bit in Genuine Surprise) You're scared of this as well? I figured you'd be the most confident out of the two of us
Ann: (Giggles a Bit) Oh trust me, I tried to be- (Let's Out a Bit if a Dramatic Sounding Sigh) But atlas!~ The nerves gotten the better of me- (Gives Ren a Reassuring Smile) Which is all the more reason why you should focus more on living the present than worrying about what the future may have in storeb all day, you know?
Ren: ('Sigh') Yeah.....Should've thought about doing that a lot sooner, huh?
Ann: Most definitely, but it's better late than never. You wanna know what else you don't need to worry about all that much: screwing up and making mistakes. Cause it's something that's bound to happen in every relationship no matter how evolved they've gotten over time, just like ours.
Pit: (Puts on a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with the Others) She's right. What's important is that you two find a middle ground, communicate, and do everything you can fix any problems you have to help build your relationship up for the better.
Tae: Because at the end of the day, you are a team, a team about a to make solem vow to love each other for as long as you both shall live.
Ryuji: Heck, we've already seen you guys work out your issues a couple of times in the past, what's stopping you two from doing it again while being engaged?
Ren: Nothing?
Ryuji: (Snaps his Fingers and Points it at Ren with a Bright Grin) Exactly! See? You're getting it.
Lucas: We believe you and Big Sis Makoto will have an amazing marriage for years to come, Ren (Takes Out One Sunflower Out of his Mini Basket and Gives it to Ren) It's high time you start believing in it too.
Ren: (Stares Down at the Tiny Sunflower For a Brief Second) You know what? (Looks Back Up to Everyone with a More Determined Smile on his Face) You guys are right. I promised myself that I would spend the rest of my life with Makoto, even before she proposed to me. (Puts the Sunflower on the Side of his Right Ear) I'll be damned if I let these self-doubts take a toil on me on our big day, Ann.
Ann: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around Ren's Shoulders) Atta boy, Renny!~ I knew you would get out of that funk eventually.
?????: And not a moment too soon.
Everyone turns to see Sojiro casually standing by the already opened door.
Sojiro: The wedding's about to start in a couple of minutes. You doing okay now, kid?
Ren: (Simply Nodded to Sojiro with a Smile) 100%. Even more so now that you're all in here with me, helping me out like always. I appreciate that.
Ann: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) And we appreciate you for being in our lives far more than you'll ever realize. (Gives Ren a Small Peck on the Cheek) Now let's go out there and have the best damn Co-Op Wedding of our lives.
Ren: What? Lucas and Pit are still in here. No way I'm gonna taint their innocence.
Tae: (Smirks a Bit) Well, aren't you a decent role model~
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Aww~ Thanks, Ren~
Pit: (Pouts a Bit While Crossing his Arms Together) Honestly, bro, I can handle a single curse word being thrown at me. I can even say it myself if I really wanted to.
Ren: (,Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Alright, then the F-word, right in front of us.
Ann: Wait! (Rushes Over to Lucas, Got Down on One Knee and Covers Both his Ears) Okay, now you can say it!
Pit: Uh.... F....Ffff- ('Groans in Defeat') I can't.....That's way too extreme of a word for to say out in the open like that. I'll stick with "frick" for now.
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Good boy. Now let's get show on the roll people!!
Sojiro: In the next few minutes.
Ren: In the next few minutes!!
Gang: Yeah!/Woo!/I'm gonna be the Ring Bearer!!~
Meanwhile in the Ceremony Outside.......
Omega: (On a Video Call with Futaba) Are you certain assigning me as the "Sign Boy" is the optional choice?
Futaba: (On the Other Line) Dude, you're perfect for the job with how big and long your arms are compared to mines. Plus, you never get to worry about getting tired as I do.
Omega: True. Robots are immune to exhaustion.
Futaba: That's the spirit!~ Now did you written down the expressions the crowds are more likely to make out here?
Omega: Applaud, aww'd, oohing, and gasps. All in order.
Futaba: Good! Just hold one of them up when necessary and you'll do just fine, I promise you-
Peach: (On the Other Line) Futaba! We're about to head in place, dear, put your phone away.
Futaba: (Turns to Peach Off Screen) 'Kay, Momma Peach! (Quickly Turns Back to the Screen) Sorry, big guy. Gotta get ready for the main event. You think you could the signs up for me when opportunity arises?
Omega: I'll do what I can in my best abilities. Best of luck to you everyone else's performance.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly on Screen) Thanks, man. I looove yooou!~
Omega: Love you more.
Futaba: ('Sighs Happily') God, I can't wait to give you that big hug after this~ Until then- (Waves Goodbye) See ya!~
Call Ends
Rouge: (Gushes Over Omega Along with Topaz on One Side Beside his Seat) D'awww~ Look at you saying "I love you" back to your best friend~
Topaz: So cute~
Omega: (Puts on a Deadpinned Expression) It's Futaba. It makes sense for me to only say that to her whenever she says it first.
Rouge: (Forms a Playful Smirk) Bet you'll say it back it to us too.
Omega: (Rolls his Eyes) As if I, the Ultimate E-Series robot, would be fall for such an poorly obvious trick-
Topaz/Rouge: We love you!~
Omega: Love you too- (Eyes Immediately Widens at What Just Happened) Wha- Huh!?
Rouge: Gotcha!~ (Giggles Softly Along with Topaz)
Topaz: You should've seen the look on your face when it happened, Omega, it was so priceless!~
Rouge: Don't forget adorable!~ Makes me wish I you have robotic cheeks for us to pinch~
Omega: (Angrily Shakes his Fost at Two of his Mother Figures) It is scientifically impossible to add those useless features into my already perfect body!
Shadow/Hat Kid: (Starts Snickering a Bit)
Omega: (Turns to Shadow and Hat Kid on the Right Side) And what reason do you two have to laugh in my presence?
Shadow: Nothing too major. (Smirks a Bit) Just admiring how much of a lovable softie you've become is all.
Hat Kid: (Smiles Brightly) Such a sweet robot you are~
Omega: Your assumption to that claim is as equally flawed as Eggman's number of IQ. (Crosses his Arms Together) There is nothing either of you could say or do to prove that baseless clai-
Shadow/Hat Kid: We love you!~
Omega: Love you more- (Eyes Widens Again Before Shaking his Fists Up in the Air in Rage) DARN IT ALLLLLLLL!
Hat Kid: (Bursts Out Laughing)
Shadow: (Snickers Some More) You are way too easy to tease, Omega.
Topaz: (Giggles Some More) Right?~ It's so adorable. I wonder how Futaba would react to all of this.
Omega: (Turns Back to Topaz) I impore to refrain from telling her what just happened here today! She will never let me live it down otherwise.
Rouge: Too late!~ Already texted her every detail.
Mary: (Takes a Look Around the Outdoor Wedding Before Letting a Soft Sigh)
Rock: (Seen Sitting Next to His Adopted Mother On Side of her Seat) You alright there, mom?
Mary: (Happily Nodded her Head) Yeah. Just admiring how beautiful this wedding looks. Kinda makes me wish the one Butch and I had was just as nice....
Terry: ((Turns to his Girlfriend on the Other Side of her Seat) Where did you guys get married at?
Mary: At a casino. There's so much from our line of agency work, that was happening at the time that we had to settle for a more quick and slightly less glamorous ceremony so we could focus back at the missions at hand. Not like it bothered either of us that much. Our love for one another was far more important in comparison.
Kula: (Seen Sitting Next to K') Awwwwwww~
K': It was the casino wedding really as expensive as the one we're invited to right now?
Mary: (Shrugs) Eh, not exactly. It used to cost less than the casino itself and the hotel room we stayed at for three to four days, believe it or not. (Smiles Softly) Still, I'm happy that two couples are able to afford a better setting of their special than Butch and I ever could. (Raises Eyebrow an Eyebrow at Shingo and Leona Sitting Together on her Far Left, Admiring the Look of the Wedding Amongst Themselves) I also hope a certain, young sweetheart of a couple doesn't see this day as a gateway to think about getting married so early!
Shingo: (Turns to Mary with an Annoyed Look on his Face) ('Ugh') Again with this, Mary-san?
Leona: (Pouts at Mary) We were only admiring how beautiful this outdoor wedding looks! What's wrong with that?
Mary: Nothing. I just..... (Puffs her Cheeks a Bit) I don't want you two to rush into it like I did back then. You guys-
Shingo: "Still have our whole lives ahead of us right now", we know. (Gives his Third Mother Figure a Reassuring Smile on his Face) You don't have to keep worrying over that.
Leona: (Gently Grabs Hold of Shingo's Hands) As wonderful as it is to think about, the thought of us getting married someday is the farthest thing in our minds right now. That, we can assure you.
Shingo: (Rapidly Nods his Head to Mary)
Mary: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, I'll take your word for now. Sorry for being pushy about it.
Terry: (Wraps his Arm Around Mary's Shoulders) Nah, don't beat yourself up about it, Mary. You were only looking out for the kids.
Leona: (Smiles a Bit) For what it's worth, we really do appreciate that lot, Ms. Mary.
Shingo: And even more so to you as whole.
Rock/Kula: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)
K': (Shrugs) Eh- Gah!(Immediately Gets Hit on the Shoulders by Rock)
Mary: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) You guys~ I appreciate you all too, so much~
Kula: (Places her Finger on her Chin While Looking Up at the Sky) You know, all this wedding talking got me thinking....(Looks Back Down at Mary) How come you and Terry haven't gotten married yet, Ms. Mary?
Mary/Terry: (Immediately Gets Flustered by Kula's Question) H-Huh!?
Terry: Us?
Mary: G-Getting married!?~
K': You heard her. You two already live together and practically treat each other like one.
Rock: Not to mention that you've both raised me for nearly my entire life together. So what gives?
Terry/Mary: (Turns Away From Ine Another, Still Blushing a Bit) Uhhhh.......
Terry: (Turns Back to the Others with a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I mean, don't get us wrong, kids- It's incredible experience. But I'm not the type of guy who would settle down and get hitched, at least not yet, you know?
Mary: (Crosses her Arms While Sighing) Yeah and I'm gonna need a few more years before I got back to that emotional rollercoaster again......Although- (Starts Smiling Bashfully) It...would be nice to be called Mrs. Bogard every once in a while~
Terry: Agreed. And....(Starts Blushing Again While Grinning) It would be pretty cool to see you in a wedding dress~
Mary: (Giggles Softly) Forget about me~ How about you in a black tux? You'd be even more irresistible than you are already!
Terry: Yeah, maybe..... (Forms a More Flirtatious Smirk) Hopefully to you only~
Mary: (Smirks Back at Terry) You know it~ You're mines alone, Wolf-Boy~ (Gives Terry a Peck on the Lips) Never forget that~
Terry: Never will~ (Starts Making Out With Mary)
Rock/K'/Shingo/Leona: (Stares at the Kissing Older Couple with Blink Expressions) (Yeah. They're definitely gonna get married one of these days.)
Kula: (Only One Gushing and Giggling Over the Whole Thing) So cute!~
Vivian: (Sniffling While Using her Hankercief to Wipe Some Tears From her Eyes)
Mewtwo: (Turns to his Girlfriend Sitting Next to Her) Is something wrong there, Vivian?
Vivian: (Happily Shakes her Head) Oh Mewwy~ Nothing's wrong at all. I just get teary-eyed in weddings. They always tend to be so beautiful to watch from start-to-first~
Mewtwo: I see. Do you......ever thought about being married someday?
Vivian: I have. (Looks Up at the Beautiful Blue Sky) There's so much of it to think about: like how pretty and breathtaking the ceremonies would look like, the vows two lovers exchange toward one another before the officiant makes their marriage official, the flower toss, after parties. All of that and more crafts together into such a wonderful celebration for to enjoy. (Clasps her Hands Together) But what makes it all the more wonderful in my opinion, is that you get to spend the rest of your life with the person you vow to love and stand by for the rest of your life~ It's such a silly dream to have these days, but.....I would love nothing more than to experience in that kind of lifestyle someday. (Turns Back to Mewtwo) How about you?
Mewtwo: Hm. Can't say I've give the mere concept of it much thought beforehand, I probably didn't care for much of it either. But given how you described it, I suppose a marriage life wouldn't be too difficult to experience. (Starts Blushing a Bit) So long as I get to do so....with you as my significant other.....I-If you want, that is.
Vivian: (Eyes Slowly Widens While Gasping at Mewtwo Before Hugging and Snuggling Him Entirely) MEWWYYYYY!~ Of course I wanna be your significant other!~ But we must let our relationship blossom and flourish for a little while longer before either of us could think about that kind of stuff. Is that okay?~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to the Idea) Of course. I don't mind the wait.
Mewtwo then turns over to his left to see Owain and Toon Link smiling and giving him thumbs up....all while his best friend, Zelda, is seen gidding up with pure excitement on the edge of his seating, watching him and Vivian talk about marriage and whatnot, as expected from a romance loving princess such as herself, much to Legendary Pokemon's reluctant foresight.
Dedede: (Seen Reading the Lines Inside his Bible Book Slightly Out Loud as He Stands in Front of the Flower Stand Behind Him) The power invested me!....and all of Dedede's Chruch and real estate!....(Turns the Book Sideways with a Raised Eyebrow) Wait a minute
Morrigan: (Helps Wipe off the Sweat Off of Dedede's Forehead) Are you ready to make two lovable couples happy today, My Darling King?~
Dedede: (Forms a Bright, Confident Grin on his Face) You know it! I've been rehearsing myself a year or two for this moment to arise again.
Morrigan: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Oh my- For that long?
Escargoon: (Happily Nodded to Morrigan While Standing in Front of his Choir Crew) It's true. Ever since the first wedding he officiated, De took almost every free time he had to practice his lines, word by word.
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly While Standing in the Behold Section of the Choir) He even managed to channel more of his pastor side in every church service he speaks in.
Ludwig: (Seen Sitting in Front of a Piano) Not to mention his testimonies has gotten more and more impactful and influential overtime as well.
Morrigan: Ah, so that's explains why you sounded more righteous and rambunctious in the more recent services. (Playfully Pulls on De's Cheek) My sly penguin you!~
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Hey-ey, what can I say? Wouldn't be up here right now if I didn't take my profession as the lord's pastor more seriously these days.
Lavenza: (Smiles Softly at The Pastor While Standing in Front of the Microphone) And you are doing a wonderful job in that aspect, Uncle Dedede sir.
Morgana: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Agreed. (Turns to Lavenza as He Helps Wipe a Few Sweat Off her Forehead and Cheek) Just like you and the choir are gonna sound great in your performance today, Lavenza.
Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly at her Boyfriend) Oh how very sweet of you as always, Mona-Chan~ But you mustn't worry or try to do a lot over my sake.
Morgana: You sure? Cause I'm always happy to lend you a hand.
Lavenza: Don't I know it~ (Carefully Straightens Up Mona's Dress Shirt Collar) You just sit down, relax, and enjoy the presentation as my handsome kitty while I sing my best up here. Sounds good?
Morgana: Perfect. (Forms a Bit of a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) If you call me your handsome kitty again~
Lavenza: (Let's Out a Playful Sigh) Such a needy request you made~ (Gently Scratches on the Bottom of Mona's Chin) But I expect nothing less from my sweetest, handsomest kitty in the whole wide world~ Yes I do~ (Starts Kissing on Mona's Cheek)
Morgana: (Giggling in a Lovestruck Daze) Handsome kitty~
Lavenza: Yes you are~ (Continues Kissing Mona's Cheek)
Dedede: (Turns to the Younger Couple While Chuckling) Hey, y'all, ease up on the cuteness over there. You're gonna end up overshadowing the brides and groom at this rate.
Morrigan: Ooh~ (Notices Two Familiar Faces Coming Out if the Building at the Far Distance) Speaking of which.
Ann: (Smiles Brightly While Having her Arm Around Ren and Having her Fist Up in the Air) Guess who's ready to marry the two women our dreams today, people!~
Ren: (Points at Himself with a Grin on his Face) One loser- (Then Points at Ann Next to Him) And a crybaby, coming right at ya!
Omega holds up a sign that says 'Applaud', prompting everyone outdoor to cheer for the duo in rejoice as they watch them sprint up to the alter together.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at the Phantom Duo Walking Up to Him) The young man and woman of the hour! How you feeling right now?
Ren: A lot better than I was in the dressing room thanks to Ann and co.
Ann: (Happily Nodded) Yep! (Rest the Side of her Head on Top of Ren's Shoulder) Gotta make sure my partner and crime here doesn't get any cold feet in there, no biggy.
Ren: No diggity.
Ren/Ann: No biggity & diggy!
Dedede: (Stares at the Duo with a Confused Look on his Face) .....The hell you two are talkin' about right now?
Ann: (Starts Snickering Along with Ren) We don't have a single clue!~
Ren: We just be saying anything to stay calm at this point. (Turns to Ann) I think it's working.
Ann: (Starts Nodding to Ren) Right? Right?~
Dedede: (Shakes his Head While Having a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Y'all some strange kids.
Morrigan: (Gently Slaps Dedede's Arm) Be nice, dear. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) I happen to like the sound of this new slang they made. Biggity & Diggy- (Giggles a Bit) They have a funny ring to it, don't you think?
Dedede: (Shrugs) Eh. Four outta ten.
Ann: Yeesh.
Ren: Didn't take you for a critic, De.
Dedede: ('Scoffs') You thought that was harsh, you should see a few of my old food restaurant reviews on the internet. (Grabs his Chin) Think the owners got rid of them already......
Ludwig: (Turns to Dedede While Holding Up his Phone) Uncle Dedede, Mother Peach just called. The wedding is about to start in fourty five seconds and counting.
Dedede: Damn, already?
Morrigan: (Shrugs) Show much begin eventually. (Inhale her Breath a Bit Before Screaming Out....) PLACES EVERYONE!!
Dedede: Y'all heard the beautiful woman here- Let's get this show on the roll!! (Turns to Mona) And back to your seat you go, Mona!
Morgana: (Simply Nodded to Dedede) Right! Uh- (Quickly Turns Back to Lavenza) Do your very best here, stay sharp, and I believe in you 100%!
Lavenza: (Smiles Softly at her Boyfriend) I'll give you a lots of more hugs and kisses once this is all over, Mona dear.
Morgana: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds like a plan to me!~ (Gives Lavenza a Quick, Loving Kiss on the Lips Before Sprinting Off the Stage and Waving at Her) Best of luck!~
Lavenza: (Stares at Mona For a Brief Second Before Forming a Wide, Lovestruck Smile While Giggling) Hehehehehehe~' I love him so much~
Morrigan: (Straightens Up The Upper Part in Dedede and his Pastor Outfit) Now you stand under these flower with your bible in hand and show the crowd why you're the CEO of your own chruch.
Dedede: As well as the CEO to your own heart?~ (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face)
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) Especially towards my heart and soul, my dear~ (Gives Dedede a Kiss on the Lips Before Getting into Place Herself) Best of luck!~
Luigi: I-Is this what we're doing now? (Turns to Ludwig and Escargoon) Having our romance partner giving us good luck?
Escargoon: (Smiles Bashfully as He Receives a Good Luck Text From his Girlfriend) Seems like it.
Ludwig: (Simply Shrugs) I see no flaw in the concept honestly.
Kumatora: (In the Audience) I love you, Luddy!~
Ludwig: (Waves at his Girlfriend a Bit While Having a Sheepish Smile of his Own) I love you too, Kuma!~
Maria: ('Ahem')
Ludwig: ('Sighs in Defeat') And you and grandfather as well, Grandmother Maria.
?????: WEEGIEEEE!~
Luigi: Hmm? (Turns to See Daisy, the Rest of his Harem and his Son Cheering Him On in the Audience)
Yoshi: Do your very best up there, dad!!
Daisy: Show 'em those what those beautiful vocals of yours csn do!~
Samus: And looking nice and handsome while doing it!~
Lilith/Chun-Li/Tifa: WE LOVE YOOOOU!~
Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully and Fondly While Waving at his Love Ones) Thanks, guys. I-I love you all too!~
Escargoon: (Forms a Genuine Smirk at Luigi) You're enjoying this whole harem thing a lot, haven't you?
Luigi: (Sighs While Still Smiling) Yeah. It's really nice.
Escargoon: I'm glad to hear it. But let's show this crowd that our choir can be nicer.
Luigi: (Happily Nodded to Escargoon Command) Okie-Dokie!
Escargoon: (Turns to Everyone Else in his Choir Team) Alright, everyone! Just like we practiced- (Starts Moving his Fingers Around in a Conducting Manner) And a one and two and a one, two three, four!
As the countdown ends with four, the performance starts off with a Waddle Dee playing the drums, then Ludwig playing a soft melody on the piano for a few seconds before Bandana Dee chimes in with the sweet soothing sounds of the harmonica. Altogether plays a rather familiar song both Ren and Ann could easily recognize from a close distance.
Ren: ('Sigh') Out of all the songs Makoto could've pick.....It just has to be this one.
Ann: (Forms a Reassuring Smile) Oh, just give it a chance. We can definitely handle this song now that we're older!...('Sniff') Hopefully.
Lavenza: (Finally Begins to Sing on the Mic) Baka mitai~ Kodomo na no me~
('Acoustic Guitar Playing')
Lavenza: Yume wo~ O~Tte kizsuite~
('Violins Playing') ('Choir Humming')
Lavenza: Uso ga~ Heta na ku~se ni~ Waraenai~ Egaaao Miseta~
Lavenza/Choir: "I love you!~"
Lavenza: Mo~ Roku ni iwanai~
As Lavenza continues to sing the song with the choir, both the groomsmen and bridesmaids begins to walk up together, in arms, to the alter one by one. Starting with Futaba and Yusuke, Haru and Ryuji, Sae and Tae, and ending it with the maid and father of honor, Peach and Sojiro.
Lavenza: Dame da ne~ Dame yo~ Dame- Na no yo~
Peach: (Already Tearing Up While Walking) ('Sniff') I don't think I've ever heard a song so beautiful and sad like this before.....
Sojiro: That's probably because it's based around a woman lamenting over her husband's lies before filing a divorce, only to find out that he was killed by a Yakuza group shortly after. (Puts his Fonger on his Chin) At least that's what I think Futaba told me a while back......
Peach: (Eyes Widens in Horror From What Sojiro Told Her as She Stops Walking) Oh my god.....That's- That's EVEN WORST THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BEEEE!!~ (Bursts Out Crying)
Sojiro: ('Sigh') Hoo boy, I should've kept my mouth shut on that topic. (Places his Hand onto Peach's Shoulder as He Turns to the Only Source of Help in the Crowd) Hey, Mario, care to help me out here?
Mario: (Simply Nods his Head to Sojiro) Of course! (Jumps Out of his Seat and Rushes Over to his Princess' Side) Princess.
Peach: (Looks Down to her Teddy Bear Standing Next to Her on her Right) ('Sniff') M-Mario?
Mario: (Gives Peach a Soft, Reassuring Smile on his Face) Yep, it's-a-me. (Gently Grabs Hold of Peach's Hand) Sojiro and I are gonna help walk you up the aiter now, okay?
Peach: ('Sniff') (Slowly But Surely Nodded to Mario) Okay. (Starts Walking Again with Mario by her Side) Mario?
Mario: Yes, dear?
Peach: (Gently Squeezes Mario's Hand) I love you so, so much, Mario Mario~ Please don't ever leave me!~
Mario: Oh Peach~ (Holds up Peach's Hand In Front of his Face) You know as I well as I do that I would never do such a thing. (Kiss the Top of Peach's Hand) You're my everything~
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Picks Mario aup and Hugs Him) You're my everything too!~
Omega pulls up another sign that reads "Awww'd", prompting the crowd to gush at how romantic Mario and Peach's interaction was, it even made Shingo cry a bit before Leona and Rock were both able to comfort him shortly after.
During all of that however, the wedding's Flower Boy, Lucas, is seen hiding behind the dressing room's doorway, shaking a bit in fear.
???: Lucas?
Lucas: Ah!-(Gets Startled a Bit Before Turning Around to Pit) Oh uh...Yeah, Pit?
Pit: (Frowns a Bit in Concern) You're getting cold feet there, bud?
Lucas: ('Sighs in Defeat') I am. I mean, I know the alter is long and all, but- (Turns Back to the Alter in Question) I-I really didn't expect it to be THIS long....and filled with so many people expecting us to come out, in between..... It's dumb, I know.
Pit: (Gives Lucas a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Hey now, I totally get what you're coming from in all this.
Lucas: You do?
Pit: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. Back when I was promoted as captain for mom's army. See, rather than giving anyone in the crowd attention, I instead focused on the one thing that's more important to me up ahead and keep moving forward until I was close enough to reach it. Seems like something you could try to do?
Lucas looks back at his Big Sis Ann from a far. Looking more beautiful outside than he first saw her inside the room. And bright, lovable smile alone was more than enough to not only melt his heart, but also give him the push he needs to gain more confidence.
Lucas: Yeah. I got this. (Turns Back to Pit) You'll.... Still be right behind me once I go out there, will you?
Pit: (Forms a Bright Grin) Of course! I got your back 101%! Literally! You remembered what we practiced a few nights ago?
Lucas: (Nods with a Confident Grin on his Face) Every word.
And just like that, the Flower Boy and Ring Bearer duo finally got out of the building and walk straight to the alter, with Lucas leaving a trial of mini sunflowers behind him and Pit.
Lucas/Pit: The Brides are coming! The Brides are coming! The Brides are cominnnng!
The commitment the two made into making the line they've practiced into reality earned them a few giggles, awws, and applause from the crowd, along the way.
Ashley: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I love how brave my darling Lucas has become~
Viridi: (Sitting on a Chair Next to Ashley While Sighing Dreamingly Herself) I love how much of big brother figure my dorky angel has become~
Roy: (Starts Snickering While Sitting Behind Both Girls) Please. They both look like a bunch of flower skippin' losers to m-
Before the sunglasses wearing Koopa could even finish sentence completely, he was instead welcomed to two dark, murderous glares from both the goddess and witch before shrinking down on his seat and shutting up completely.
Ann: (Happily Spread her Arms Wide Open For Lucas) There's my handsome little Flower Boi of the hour!~ (Picks Up a Giggling Lucas and Twirls him Around a Bit Before Stopping and Carrying Him Up a Bit) You did great out there, I'm so proud!~
Ren: (Smiles Proudly at Lucas as Well) Same here, kiddo. Great work.
Lucas: (Smiles Back at the Duo) Thanks, guys. (Turns Away All Shy Like) I don't think I would've ever come out if Pit didn't tell me to think about coming over to the one thing that's the most important to me waiting up ahead: (Turns Back to Ann with the Softest Smile Imaginable) You, big sis.
Ann: (Eyes Widens and Sparkles as her Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh my gosh, Lucaaaas!~ (Pulls her Little Sunflower into a Loving Hug) You're the sweetest boy in the world, I love you!~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ann Back) I love you too~
Ren: (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Pit's Hair) Look at you helping out your fellow bro~
Pit: (Chuckles Ticklishly) I only doing what any big brother would do- (Happily Hugs his Adopted Big Brother) While also learning from the best there is on top of that~
Omega holds up the "Awww'd" sign again, prompting everyone to gush at the adorable scene right on cue.
But finally, the wait has reached it's very end as everyone in the crowd begins to stand up from their seats and sees Dark Pit, slowly escorting Ren and Ann's beautiful brides up to the alter together in the middle and in both arms, Makoto Niijima and Shiho Suzui.
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly as her Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Trio Walking by in the Alter Together) Oh my gooooosh!~ Those two look so absolutely stunning in their wedding dresses!~ ('UGH') God!~ And look at how much of a stud muffin our Pitto-Kins look in that tux!~
Misako: (Starts Sighing Dreamingly and Blushing Alongside Kyoko Next to Her) I knooow right?~ It makes me fall for him all over again~ Can't wait for the day to propose to you two attractive losers~
Kyoko: Yeah- Wait. Wha- (Pouts at Misako) No way! I wanna do the proposing!
Misako: Too bad. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) I already call dibs~
Kyoko: You always call dibs on everything: the remote, every new clothes and lip-glosses we buy, who gets to sleep and cuddle on Pitto-Kins lap- It's not fair at all!
Misako: ('Ugh') Fiiine. We'll Rock-Paper-Scissors for it, alright?
Kyoko: (Simply Nodded with a Smile on Her Face) Yes, let's- Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow) Shouldn't we let Pitto-Kins in on this action too?
Misako: (Shrugs) Eh. I'm sure he wouldn't mind either one of us proposing to him.
Kyoko: True. Then let's get this game started!~
And so the two River City Delinquents does a super quick game of Rock-Paper-Scissors for three rounds until Kyoko beats Misako's rock with paper.
Misako: Damnit!
Kyoko: Ha! The future proposals are in my hands now!~
Misako: ('Sighs in Defeat') It is. (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Guess that also means I get to reward you as well~
Kyoko: (Gasps in Excitement) Kissy-Time?~
Misako: Damn right~ But after this wedding is dome and over with.
Kyoko: Oh alright.
Ann: (Places her Hands on Both her Now Flustered Cheeks) Oh my gooood!~ Reeeeen!~ Who are those beautiful women coming our way right now?~
Ren: Our wives, Ann. Our strong, loving, really....(Starts Blushing the More He Stares at Makoto) Really....Beautiful wives we're about to marry right now- Holy crap.
Ann: Right?~ RIGHT!?~
Ryuji: (Snickering in the Background with the Other Groomsmen) Ha! Dorks.
Haru: (Standing Next to the Other Bridesmaids) Ryuji, be nice!~
Ryuji: Yes, hun!
Makoto/Shiho: (Greets Their Respective Bride and Groom with Seductive Smirks) Hiii, darlings~
Makoto: Surprise to see us on this fine, special day today?~
Ren: in more ways than one~
Ann: I LOVE YOU, SHIHO-KINS!!~
Crowd: (Giggles at Ann's Sudden Outburst)
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) I love you more, Ann-Bear!~ Sorry for the wait- (Hugs Pitto on One Side) But our sweetheart of an escort was making sure we get here safe.
Makoto: (Happily Hugs her Little Brother in Law on the Other Side) Thus, furthering our proof that he's the biggest softie we know and love dearly~
Both brides gives the dark angel two kisses on both of his cheeks.
Crowd: Awwwwwwww~
Dark Pit: (Starts Blushing Right on Cue) Glad I could help out or whatever....
Ren: (Starts Snickering at his Second Adopted Little Brother) Wow, you're not gonna try to rebuke that, Pitto?
Dark Pit: (Shrugs as He Walks Over to the Back) I'll let them have this one considering its wedding day and all. (Stops and Turns to Ren) Oh and Ren? You better continue to treat my big sis in law with all the love and respect like you always have- (Points at Ren) Or Sae, Tae, and I are gonna kick your ass tenfold!...(Turns to Sae) How was that?
Tae: (Starts Giggling a Bit)
Sae: (Gives Pitto a Thumbs Up with a Sly Smirk on her Face) Perfect~
Peach: (Pouts at her Little Dark Angel) We could do without the foul language there, young man.
Mario: (Simply Nodded with a Fatherly Glare of his Own) Mhmm.
Dark Pit: ('Sighs a Bit') Right. Sorry about that.
Ren: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) I swear to God, man- (Glares at Pitto) Why haven't you give Ann the same stern-threat talk as well?
Dark Pit: Cause she's not nearly a headache as you are.
Ann: (Giggles Softly) D'awww~ Thanks. Pitto-San!~
Ren: ('Scoffs') Yeah, thanks. For still being a smart-mouth punk....
Dark Pit: It's what I do.
Crowd: (Chuckles at Ren and Pitto's Banter)
Dedede: (Chuckles a Bit) Yeah, that's sibling banter for y'all new here, heh- Now let's get to the main course, shall we? ('Clears Throat') Greetings, families, friends of all kind! We are gathered here to celebrate not one, but TWO glorious, young couples standing face-to-face, ready to evolve their relationships into the stage of marriage. It might be a challenge road to some, but I've know these four well enough to know they each have what it takes to face it head-on together, till the ends of time.
Ren: (Stares at Makoto with Soft Smile in his Face) Yeah.
Makoto: (Smiles Back at Ren While Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') Till the very end~
Ann/Shiho: (Happily Nods at One Another While Tearing Up Themselves)
Dedede: Now, if there is anyone out here feel the need to object, for whatever reason, speak now or forever hol-
??????: WE OBJECT!!
Omega holds up the "Gasps" sign causing everyone to gasps at the a mini group of dark, fiery knights standing at the back at the alter.
Dark Pit: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning) ('Ugh') God. Not these losers again.....
??????: Yes. It is I, JEAN TRINITIÉ THE THIRD! Here along with the rsst of the Dark Knights of tge Underworld, to crash this "Co-Op Wedding" in command by our lord amd savior, Hades!!
Crowd: (Gasps Once More as They Turn Theor Attention to Hades Sitting to Sephiroth and Pichu)
Hades: (Casually Shrugs) Whaaat? It was getting too cheesy for my liking. So I have my interns spice it up for me. (Crosses his Arms with an Evil Cheeky Grin on his Face) No need to thank me~
Futaba: (Stares at Hades in Disbelief Along with Everyone Else) .......Dude.
Omega writes something on the back of one of the signs before picking it up to reveal the words "Boo". And as expected, everyone begins to boo at the God of the Underworld for his latest scheme, all while he's completely unfazed from it all.
Hades: Go ahead. Keep it coming. Your boos means nothing me at this rate.
Makoto: (Pinches the Bridge of her Nose, Completely Frustrated by this Turn of Events) Can somebody PLEASE tell me why we invited him here in the first place!?
Ren: (Already Has a Deadpinned Expression) He wouldn't stop bugging me all day if I didn't.
Jean: (Starts Nodding his Head) Yes, yes. This wedding will be in ruins indeed. (Slowly Turns his Head on a Certain Dark Angel) But not until I take care one thing first......
Dark Pit: And here we go.
Jean: (Angie Points at Pitto) DARK PIT OF THE MIRROR OF TRUTH! I hereby challenge you and your green dinosaur companion into a rematch at this VERY ALTER!!
Steve: Just a somewhat, not so friendly two against five here. No pressure!
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Whatevs. (Turns to the Green Dinosaur in Question) Hey, Yoshi, let's take out the trash.
Yoshi: (Sighs While Getting Up From his Chair) If we gotta, we gotta-
Daisy: (Quickly Hugs Yoshi Before Sitting him Back Down with Samus and Lilith's Help) No! You don't gotta!
Lilith: (Pouts at Yoshi While Sitting Hugging Him) And we won't let you!
Samus: Stay.
Yoshi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay. (Turns to Pitto) Sorry, man. I guess you're on your own on this one.
Dark Pit: ('Heh') (Cracks Both his Knuckles One by One) Fine by me. Been waiting to give out another ass whipping session recently.
Peach: Language!!
Makoto: (Quickly Grabs onto Pitto's Shoulder, Stopping From Walking Entirely) Pitto-San, stop. You are NOT fighting any of those knights today.
Dark Pit: (Turns to Makoto) Seriously? These guys are more falter than you think-
Makoto: PITTO! Just- (Sighs as She Calms Down and Gently Hold Her Brother-in-Law's Hand) Please. I made my promise to you, Pit, and even myself that I'll be the big sister you can rely on in situations like this, that I will do anything to keep you safe....and I don't intend on breaking it anytime soon. (Kiss the Top of Pitto's Knuckles) Okay?
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widens For a Moment Before Turning Away All Shy Like) Y-Yeah, sure. Just be careful out there, sis.
Makoto: (Smiles Softly as She Let's Go of Pitto's Hand) I will. Now get back. (Turn to the Dark Knights with a Fierce Niijima Style Glare in her Eyes While Cracking her Knuckles) I'll handle them myself.
Ren: (Pulls Out his Dagger) Not without my help you ain't.
Ann: (Raises her Hand Up) And ours too!
Shiho: (Eagerly Nodded) Mhm.
Peach: (Quickly Rushes Over in Front of the Two Couples to Stop Them) Children, please! This is supposed to be your very special day. You shouldn't let those knights get the better of you all like this. (Turns to the Dark Knights with a Fierce Glare of her Own) Instead, you should let me take a crack at each of their thick headed skulls for EVEN THINKING ABOUT RUINING THIS BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!! (Tries Stomping her Way to the Knights....Only for Both Mario and Sojiro to Rush Over and Hold her Back)
Palutena: (Gets Up From her Seat) Peach, will you calm down over there? You're letting them get into your head at this rate.
Jean: ('Hmph') Figures a poor excuse for a Goddess would try and lecture a foolish mortal.
Crowd: ('Ooohhh....')
Palutena: (Slowly Turns her Attention to The Leader of the Dark Knights) Pardon?
Jean: You heard me! (Walks Over to the Not So Pleased Goddess) A once powerful Goddess of the entire Angel Land now relegated to a mother of many insignificant brats. You don't deserve to breathe the sane air as our Lord Hades, let alone stand in my presence you FAILURE GOD-
Before Jean could even think about finishing that outlandish sentence he made, the so called "Poor excuse of a Goddess" delivered an uppercut across the chin so powerful that it sent him flying and screaming up across the blue skies, far even to become a blinking star in the distance.
Palutena: (Turns to the Rest of the Knights with a Darkened Glare) Any of you other knights want to be sent flying next?
Steve: (Seen Stunned in Fear Along with the Other Knights Before Pointing his Finger Up Shaking) U-Uh I- Just remembered! We have a few errands we need to run. (Turns to the Rest of the Knights) We gotta get out of here- Hurry. HURRY!! (Starts Running Behind the Knights as They Leave the Wedding as Fast as They Can)
Crowd: (' Applauds and Cheers in Rejoice')
Hades: (Calls Over to One of his Interns) Bring your lord and savior some wine and milky bars on the way out- Thaaanks!~
'A-Hem'
Hades: Huh- (Eyes Widens Up in Pure Fear at the Sight of Palutena Glaring Down at Him)
Palutena: After this is over, you're dead. (Goes Back to her Seat)
Hades: (Shaking Like a Leaf) ('Gulp')
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly at her Girlfriend Sitting Next to Her) Very nice uppercut you did there, my dear Goddess~
Palutena: (Smiles Proudly) Why, thank you~ (Holds Up her Arm Muscle) I gotta take that jerk out of his place somehow. (Turns to Peach) You're doing okay now, Peachy?
Peach: ('Sigh') Yeah, I'm okay. (Smiles Softly at the Goddess) Thanks for calming me down, Paulie. Again.
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) No problem~ Us moms gotta stick together, right?~
Peach: (Smiles Back at Palutena) Always and forever!~
Dedede: ('Sighs in a Bit of Relief') Think we can all agree that we have enough surprises for one day...Time to get into some vows!
Ren/Ann: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Crap.
Dedede: (Pinches the Bridge of his Nose While Sighing Again) Oh dear lord mighty, what now?
Ren: We were too busy getting ourselves ready for the main event that we forgot our written vows at Ann's apartment.
Ann: (Frowns a Bit) And we really worked so hard to come up with them.........
Shiho: (Gives Ann a Reassuring Smile) That's okay, Ann. We forgot ours at home too.
Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) Which is kinda for the best considering I wrote a whole ten page on it.
Dedede: Yeah, I- (Eyes Immediately Widens to What Makoto Just Said) TEN PAGES!!?
Makoto: I-I know it's insane, even for my standards! (Turns Back to Ren with a Loving Smile) But that truly goes to show just how much I love you, Ren Amimaya~
Ren: (Smiles Back at Makoto) Is that right?~
Makoto: (Happily Nod as She Gently Grab zhold of Ren's Hands) I mean, how could I not at this point? You've made a huge impact in my the very moment we first met. No matter how stuck up or stubborn I've been to you and our friends at the time, you still when out of your way to save me from Kaneshiro and his gang that day, made me realize that I have far more value and importance to not only to everyone our team, family, and friends, but also towards myself as a person. Needless to say, you.... really changed my life for the better, Ren.
It was at this very moment that the tears begins to build on Makoto's crimson red eyes.
Makoto: And- ('Sniff') A-And.....I-I don't think for a second o-or a million years that I would ever....('Sniff') EVER become who I am right now if you didn't give me the chance to better myself and pick me of all people, to date and love! ('Sniff') Just how much I love you so so so SO MUCH to pieces, right now and forever more!~
Omega picks up the Awww'd sign again, prompting everyone to gush and even cry to Makoto's heartfelt vow.
Ren: (Let's Out a Relaxed Sounding Sigh) Makoto~ It's sweet and....kinda funny of you to say. Cause that's almost exactly the same of how I feel about you.
Makoto: ('Sniff') R-Really?
Ren: (Happily Nodded) Really-Really. You could've been with any guy you of your choosing and yet you've chose to fall for some delinquent like me, to help better myself as a leader and a person. (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) And if that's not enough, you've been willing to put up with all the stupid bull crap I've pulled and even have to through awfully a lot these days and I couldn't be anymore thankful than that. You....are my everything, Makoto Niijima- (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff') And it's.....('Sniff') All the more reason why I was scared of what's in store for us going forward, earlier....of somehow find someway to mess everything up for us along way......('Sniff')
Crowd: Awwwwwww~
Makoto: Oh Ren~ (Gently Squeezes Ren's Hands) I know how Intimidating marriage can be for most people. I'm scared too- ('Sniff') But we've both faced plenty of more intense challenges in the past together and we're standing to this very day. So I have no doubt in my mind, heart, and soul we will can conquer that fear like we've always have! I KNOW we have what it takes!!
Ren: (Takes a Deep Breath to Calm Himself Down a Bit Smiling) Yeah. You're goddamn right. We did not come this far to start shaking now and I remember a certain Little Sunflower once told me that it's high time I start believing in us a lot more than I've ever been before, here and now.
Lucas smiles at Ren upon hearing this.
Makoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) I'm so happy to hear it~ ('Ugh') GOD, I can't wait to kiss you right now!!~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) And you think I don't!?~ My lips gotten dry just thinking about it.
Makoto: Why not put on some chap-stick?
Ren: Cause I wanna taste of that strawberry lips of yours, duh!
Makoto: (Facepalms Herself) Oh my God, Ren....
Crowd: (Chuckles Lightly Ren and Makoto's Banter and Eagerness to Kiss One Another)
Ann: ('Sigh') Alright lovebirds, I've been wanting to kiss Shiho-Kins to oblivion as much as you wanna suck face with each other, but we can't do all that until AFTER we finish with our vows, okay? (Politely Bows to her Fiance) After you, my sweetness~
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) Thanks, Ann-Bear~ You've always find a way to make me laugh. You've always been there, doing everything you could do to help me out in general, even if I didn't think I needed any....And especially after everything I went through with Kamoshida. You have always been a pillar and a sign for me to better myself and stand tall when the going gets tough-
Shiho then begins to start tearing up as well.
Shiho: ('Sniff') And I know you're probably tired of me telling you this by now, but- ('Sniff') I wouldn't be here, alive, standing right in front your beautiful face right now, if you didn't stay by my side when I was at my very lowest, taking every opportunity to help give me the strength and the right piece of mind to recover from most of my trauma. ('Sniff') S-So....When you told me that you have a crush on me that day....and we started dating after that...('Sniff') It....It-(Forms a Tearful Snile) Really made me the happiest than I've ever been my whole life and I cannot for the life of me, thank you enough for that and all the love you've given me thus far! ('Sniff') All I hope that our love would even stronger when we put our rings on!~
Crowd: Awwwwww~ ('Sniff Sniff Sniff')
Ann: Shihooo.....('Sniff')
Now, it was Ann's turn to cry.
Ann: The heck, girl?~ ('Sniff') You got me crying before I could find the right words to say!~
Shiho: (Giggles Softly and Wetly) Sorry~ But I can't keep bottling up these feelings forever, you know?
Ann: (Giggles as Well) Right~ (Gently Grabs Hold of Shiho's Hands While Giving a Semi Serious Look) But you need to listen real good. I love you. Always have when we started off as best friends, when we first started dating, and i always will now that we're one step closer to being wives. ('Sniff') I can't begin to describe how eternally blessed I am for that. ('Sniff') And I don't ever want you to think I've gotten tired of helping you out with your inner struggles, cause I'm NOT! I love being your #1 supporter, your cheerleader, your confidant, your partner in crime and ESPECIALLY in romance, and will I love more than anything to be married to the strongest woman to ever carry my very beating heart!~ ('Sniff') And trust and believe me that I still have tons of more love and affection left to give you and I refuse to stop anytime soon- ('Sniff') Mrs. Takamaki~
Crowd: AWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Shiho: (Starts Building Up Even More Tears on her Eyes) A-Ann-Bear....('Sniff') (Quickly Turns to Dedede) Uncle Dedede, please tell me you're ready to make this all official already!!~
Dedede: Yeah!- (Wiping the Tears From his Eyes) ('Sniff') It's time. Rings front and center please!
Pit carefully walks over to the middle and Presents the two couples their respective rings on a small, purple pillow.
Dedede: (Turns to Makoto and Shiho) Now ladies, do y'all take these two to be your lawfully wedded partners? To love, nurture, and take care of in sickness and health, till death do you part?
Makoto/Shiho: (Smiles as They Put Their Rings Onto Their Respective Partners' Fingers) We do~
Dedede: (Turns to Ren and Ann) And Ren amd Ann, do y'all takes these ladies to be your lawfully wedded-
Ann: (Starts Hopping Up and Down Excitedly) I do I do I do I do I DOOOOOOOOO!~
Crowd: (Starts Laughing Again)
Ren: (Starts Snickering into Laughter as He Points at Ann Next to Him) What she said~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) Oho Big Sis~
Ryuji: (Playfully Whispers to Lucas) Told ya she's the biggest dork outta all of us~
Dedede: That was way too many I do's. (Shrugs) But anyways- (Spreading his Arms Out Wide) BY THE POWER INVESTED ME! And all is good in the King Dedede's Chruch! I now pronounced ya- ('Clicks Teeth') What the hell? Again!?
Omega holds the 'Applaud' sign as everyone outside begins ti cheer and whistle in rejoice at the two couples finally begun to kiss one another on the lips, very passionately, much to the pastor's slight annoyance..
Dedede: (Slouches his Arms Down in a Deadpinned State) Would it kill any of y'all finish my speech first? Damn!
Both Amimayas and Takamakis stop what they were doing before they all started apologizing to their Uncle Dedede all at once.
Dedede: Nahhhh- Forget it. Y'all already made it official when ya lock lips. (Closes the Bible Before Pointing at Lavenza) Take us home, choir!
Escargoon: You got it! (Stares Conducting his Choir Again) One, two, three!
Lavenza: (Starts Singing Again as The Band Plays Right on Cue) Dame da neeee~ Dame yo~ Dame- Na no yo~
Choir: (Starts Singing in the Background) Woooooo Oooooh~
Lavenza: Anta ga~ Sukideee~ Suki~ Sugite~
As Lavenza and the choir continues to sing their hearts out, the two now officially married couples kiss one another once more before happily follow both their briadmaids and groomen back down towards the beginning side of the alter together.
Upon doing so, Shiho throws a bouquet of white flowers up high for the crowd of ladies to catch behind her. Many has tried to get close until Leona runs in, leaps over the crowd, and successfully catches it before Shingo sides down on his face and catches her in the neck of time. Two begins to stare an adorable eskimo kiss with one another to their success until Mary stares down at them with her arms crossed and eyebrow raised.....At least for a few seconds before happily nodded to them in approval, much to their relief and gladness.
Makoto throws the second and last bouquet pf flowers up in air. Try as the crowd might, surprisingly, Mewtwo was able to catch it midair before teleporting his way straight to Vivian at the mid distance. The very moment he gives her the flowers, the Shadow Shifter leaps over and procceds to cuddle and kiss her boyfriend all over, successfully furthering Zelda's excitement from the background.
But with that said and done everyone eventually retreated back to the main center where wedding after party could finally begin.
Mini Fanfic #1349: Best. Movie Premiere Everrrrr!!☆☆☆♡ (SSBU X Sonic X Star Fox)
Omega: Warning: The following introductory and beyond to tonight's special event contains a heavy amount of pure excitement, jumping, hyperfixation, and lots and lots of unadulterated screaming and emotional crying to boot. Viewer's discretion is advised.
Chris Koopa: (Standing in Front of the Camera, Inside the Smash Theatres' Main Concession Room with a Big Smile on his Face) What is Good in the Neigh-Bor-HOOD, Everybody! This is Chris J. Koopa from Smash News Channel here, coming to you LIVE at the Smash Theatres where the World Premiere of the latest Super Mario Galaxy Movie has now ended and each and all the fans: old and new are now here eager to share every exhilarating, nail-biting, and all around joyful moments this film had offer tonight- Ooh! (Sees Pit, Sora, Zelda,Tails, Coco, and Futaba Walking Over to Him, All with Genuine Stunned Looks in Their Eyes) And here comes a few our first interviewers for the evening!‐ (Forms a More Cheeky Grin at the Longhaired Redhead Specifically) Including a familiar face from way back~ (Cafefully Leans his Mic Close to Futaba's Face) Got anything to share, Futaba, isn't it?
Futaba: Yeah, yeah, we have PLENTY of things o say, but first things first- (Turns to her Friends Behind Her) Just like we practiced on our way over here, people!
Pit/Sora/Zelda/Tails/Coco: (Simply Nodded to Futaba's Command) Right!
Futaba: Breathe in.
The gang follows Futaba's lead by steadily inhale their respective breaths in.......
Futaba: And breathe out.
......Before exhaling them out, right on cue.
Futaba: One more time! In.....
Gang: (Inhales Their Breaths.....)
Futaba: Annnd.....('Sighs Heavily') Ouuuut.
As the crew finish off their second and final breathing session for the night, pure, unadulterated excitement begins to break loose as they all scream, hopping up and down in place while completely geeking out, walking around in circles trying to contemplate every cool, memorable moment that happened in the film without having their minds blown with little to no prevail, and in Pit's case, got down on both knees and thank his Beautiful Goddess Mom, Lady Palutena that the movie turned out phenomenal from beginning, middle, and end for a whopping fifteen and one quarter minutes before collectively passing out on the red carpet floor while sighing in completely relief on how satisfyingly hyped the entire experience was for all four our lovable dorks.
...All while their respective love ones watched the whole specticale go down on the sidelines with somewhat different reactions all around.
Kairi/Vivian: (Seem Giggling Among Themselves)
Owain: Huh. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Is it me or this is exactly how I expected this all would go down?
Riku: (Simply Shrugs) I expected this from a mile away.
Yusuke: It was a remarkably dead giveaway given this Futaba's the one leading the pack.
Mewtwo: Even the setup of that display was telling.
Viridi: Painfully so. (Smiles Softly) Still, I'm really happy for our nerdy dorks right now~
Riku: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah.
Yusuke: (Smiles Softly) Oh absolutely.
Mewtwo: It'd be cruel not to.
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) God bless the Super Mario Galaxy Movie! (Turns to the Chris Koopa Still Interviewing the Worned Out Geeks) You as well, Mr. News Reporter!
The camera quickly ponders Back to Chris Koopa happily giving Owain a thumbs up in return.
Chris Koopa: Many thanks obliged, Odin the Dark!
Owain: Ha-HAA!
The news channel then begins to play bits of most of the movie's trailer before coming back to the seperate interviews shortly after.
Bowser/Bowser Jr.: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! (Shares an Hardy, Evil Laugh Together Shortly After)
Bowser: Well done, son, you're a natural!
Bowser Jr.: Same to you too, dad!~
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly at the Wholesome Father-Son Moment) I take it you boys really liked the sequel in there.
Bowser: (Smiles Brightly While Being Interviewed with Jr.) Are you kidding? The sequel was HELLA PHENOMENAL! For only two things: My boy's eole in holding the evil fort down with great passion and terror- (Gently Ruffles the Top of a Now Giggling Je's Hair Before Putting on an Evil Grin on his Face) And for once again, showcasing how tough, cunning, utterly terrifying I can be, especially on my more worst days!- BWAHAHAHAHAAA!....(Went Back to Smiling Normally Again) And it's all thanks to Jack Black's amazing performance. Again.
Ridley: (In the Background Along with Sephiroth amd Pichu) Movie Bowser over the original everyday of the week!
The Fellas: Mmhm./ Pichu!~
Bowser: Yeah, I- (Eyes Suddenly Widens) Wait, what!? (Immediately Glares at his Villain Friends in the Back) No way you guys think he's better than me! He has WORST luck with his Peach than I do with ours'!
Sephiroth: (Seen Sporting a Nice Grey Suit While Having Pichu on a Chest Pouch) True, though given everything we've seen of him up to this point, I see no reason he couldn't have better luck with any other woman at ease.
Pichu: Pi.
Bowser: ('Scoffs') Please, I can get any pretty lady I see to fall for me in an instant. (Sees a Lady Wearing a Purple Hooded Onesies Walking By While on her Phone) Watch and observe. (Starts Following the Lady Behind Her with Flirtatious S.irk on his Face) Excuse me there, cute miss, I couldn't help but noti-
Juri: Not in your life, lizard breath. Screw off.
One nonchalant rejection was more than enough to make the King Koopa stop dead in his tracks, completely shattered and in disbelief
Chris Koopa: (Watched the Whole Thing Went Down Along with Jr.) Wow.
Jr.: She didn't catch a single glance at him or anything.
Ridley: (Burst Out Laughing in the Background)
Sephiroth: Well, at least something else happened in an instant.
Pichu: (Happily Looks Up at his Father) Pi-Pichu!~
Sephiroth: (Chuckles Lightly and Evilly) Yes, my son, both his fragile heart AND ego did shattered in a more miserable state.
Bowser: (Starts Growling Rolling Up the Sleeves of his White Suit at a Fellow Farher-Son Duo) Laugh at me, will you!? (Marches Over to Ridley) Come here, Bird Brain!
Ridley: Hey, I ain't just any bird, I'm a- Ack-Ack-Acccck! (Getting Chocked Bart Simpson Style by Bowser)
Chris Koopa: Uhh- (Quickly Turns his Attention to Bowser's Youngest Son) J-Jr.! I can tell you've been anticipating this night since they've first shown what you would sound and look like from the first few trailers. How does it feel to finally see all of that come together in the movie and onward?
Jr: (Forms a Satisfied Grin While Having Both of his Arms Behind the Back of his Head) Freakin' sick! I get to see movie me do a lot of big evil schemes on my own, use my trusty Magicbrush AND the Super Wonder powers to kick a whole lotta butt, and he get to do it all while fighting along with movie dad by his side and it's- (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') Really beautiful to see, man....
Toon Link: (Chuckles While Points at Jr While Standing Next to Ness) Yoho! Jr's crying right now?
Ness: Considering how extremely good his movie counterpart was in there, I can't say I'm too surprised by this outcome.
Jr: (Immediately Glares at the Rwo Boys) SHUDDUP!! I'm not the one crying here, YOU BOZOS ARE!!
Sage: (Teleports Right by Jr's Side Gently Patting his Shoulder) There, there, Jr, it's alright. (Using her Hankercief to Carefully Dry Jr's Tears Away) There's nothing inherently wrong with getting emotional over such an otherwise phenomenal performance. I personally couldn't tell the difference between you two in there.
Jr: ('Sniff') (Turns to Sage) You really think I'm just as cool as movie me?
Sage: (Smiles Softly) Of course I do. (Spread her Arms Wide Open) Would a hug and kiss help make you feel better?
Jr: (Starts Blushing a Bit and Turninghis Head Away a Little) I-If it's no trouble for you at all...
Sage: (Happily Hugs her Best Friend) None whatsoever. (Starts Kissing Jr on the Cheek)
Jr: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Sage's Affections) You're the best, Sage, I love you!~
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I love you too, Jr~
Chris Koopa/Few Crowd: Awww~
Jr: SHUT UP! (Clears his Throat Before Continuing the Interview) But yeah, the movie was great! It sucks that none of my brothers or sister were in it though.
Kumatora: Tell me about it.
The camera panders over to Kumatora wearing a sleeveless light blue dress and Ludwig sporting a long blue trench coat a golden dress shirt, red scarf stuffed in he chest region, and a light pants, standing over at the sidelines the whole time.
Kumatora: (Hugs her Boyfriend's Arm) I've been wanting see my handsome boi on the big screen for ages, it sucks!~
Ludwig: (Gives Kumatora a Reassuring yet Sheepish Smile on his Face) I'm sure I'll have my chance to shine in the third movie, hopefully.
Kumatora: (Starts Puffing her Cheeks Out While Pouting) ('Hmph') You better be in the next one or I'mma be pissed.
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute his Girlfriend is Acting) I will, but just settle with the real me for now- (Gives Kuma a Big Kiss on the Cheek) Will you?~
Kumatora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Starts Hugging Ludwig's Whole Body) Always~
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) I take it you two enjoyed the movie as well?
Kumatora: (Smiles Brightly at the the News Reporter and the Camera in Front of Her and Luddy) Oh yeah, it was awesome from start to finish, aside from not seeing my boyfriend in it
Ludwig: (Starts Nodding in Agreement) Yes and while the story and it's pacing leaves a lot to be desired in compared to the last movie, I still had a great time with it regardless.
Chris Koopa: Good. (Starts Looking Around the Area) I'm surprised to see your jerk of a brother is nowhere to be seen tonight.
Ludwig: That's because him and his entire football received detention for skipping biology class the other day to see that new Anaconda movie.
Chris Koopa: That one movie Jack Black's also starred in?
Ludwig/Kumatora: Yup./Mhmm.
Meanwhile at the Smash Academy: Detention Center......
Roy: (Casually Sitting at his Desk) It was hella worth it!
Football Team Full of Chucksters: (Sharing High Fives With Roy and Among One Another) Yea-Heah!/Absolutely!/Oh for sho!/Uh-Huh!/ Super worth it!/Mhmm.
Chris Koopa: (Interviews Yoshi Next) Sp how's it feel to seeing your movie counterpart play a major role on the big screen?
Yoshi: (Smiles Brightly) Ah man, it was sight to behold for sure. The big guy felt like he was part of the Mario Bros team already with how much charisma and charm he has and all the times he came in clutch throughout the runtime of the flim. ('Sigh') God, and don't even get me started on how incredible Donald Glover, of all people, made me sound....
Chris Koopa: Right!? To this day, it still surprised me how he was the one who was voicing him the whole time.
Yoshi: Exactly! He makes him more alive, fun, and...a lot cuter than I thought he would be.
Daisy: (Chimes into the Interview Wearing a Long Orange Dress) Yeah, he's a cutie already-(Hugs her Son On One Side) Buuut your dad and I still you're the cutest there is~
Yoshi: ('Scoffs') Please. Like I can be more cuter in comparison-
Luigi: (Happily Hugs his Son om the Other Side) Who's the most cutest, more bestest dino-son in the whole wide world?~ (Gently Pokes on Yoshi's White Cheek) You are~ (Starts Nuzzle his Cheek with Yoshi's a Bit) Yes you are!~ (Gives Yoshi's Cheek a Three Kisses)
Crowd: Awwwww~
Yoshi: (Glares at Luigi While Blushing) D-Dad! Don't do that in public!....(Turns Away While Pouting) And I'm your ONLY dino-son, no one else.
Daisy: (Starts Snickering) My jelly baby~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) I'm sorry, son. Your movie counterpart was so cute and brave, he reminds me a lot of you. I needed to show how much I love you so~
Yoshi: ('Sigh') You know what I need when I'm surrounded by a lot of love and affection? Refreshments. Which I'm gonna get for us right now-
Daisy: (Stops Yoshi From Moving a Single Step with a Motherly Glare in her Eyes) Ohh no you don't! You're still on punishment, remember?
Luigi: (Holding onto Yoshi Alongside Daisy with a Fatherly Glare of his Own) You're not allowed to leave our side until wedding day is over!
Yoshi: Guys- (Points his Parents Over to the Soda Fountain at the Other Side of the Room) The refreshments are right over there, I can walk there and come right back no problem.
Lilith: (Happily Raises Her Hand Up While Sporting a Pink Silk Dress and a Bright Red Jacket) I'll get us all refreshments!~
Yoshi: ('Sigh') That also works too I guess. Thanks, Auntie Lili.
Lilith: No problem!~ (Happily Waves Over to Yoshi) I'd do anything for you, my sweetheart of a dinosaur you~ (Starts Kissing on Yoshi's Big Nose Before Walking Off) BRB!~
Daisy: Be careful over there, Lili!~
Luigi: We love you!~
Lilith: (From a Mid to Far Distance) I LOVE YOU FREAKIN' MORE!!~
Chris Koopa: (Watches Lilith Walking Away with a Bit of Widened Eyes) Was that really THE Lilith Aensland, that walked by just now?....
Yoshi: (Happily Nodded) Yep. One of my very own aunties.
Luigi: ('Sighs Dreamingly') And Daisy and my girlfriend~
Daisy: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Ain't she preeeetty?~
Chris Koopa: You kidding? She's one of the most gorgeous runway models in the industry~ (Starts Looking Around a Bit) Is her sister here as well?
Daisy: Oh yeah. She's with her man right over there. (Points Chris to Morrigan Happily Feeding her King Dedede Some Hot Wings in the Far Distance)
Chris Koopa: My God. This really might my biggest break yet...(Notices the Camera is Still Rolling) U-Uh anyways! (Quickly Turns to Luigi) Luigi! How does it feel to see your movie counterpart fight alongside your brother rather than being a damsel in distress for the majority of the last movie?
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) Amazing! I'd always hope for Mario and I to have plenty of adventures together with Yoshi tagging along the way and this sequel definitely doesn't disappoint on that front. I don't think i could even tell you which moments are my favorites- (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) I look so cool in all of them~
Daisy: (Smirks Seductively at Luigi) Don't forget handsome as well, Sweetie~ (Wraps her Arm Around her Man's Shoulders) My baby's so sweet and good looking, he makes any guy and girl fall for him in an instant~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) I wouldn't exactly say I have THAT an effect on people, dear~
Daisy: Oh don't be modest, Weeg!~ You know as well as I do that it's the honest truth~
?????: Gotta concur with Mayflower here, Weeg.
The camera panders over to Samus, Chun-Li, Tifa, and Cloud standing together on the sidelines smiling and smirking seductively at the green plumber in particular.
Samus: You are SUCH a major heart throb to each and everyone of us here and you know it~
Ladies/Cloud: Mmmmhmmmm~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly at the Now Shocked News Reporter) D-Did I forget to mention I have my very own harem now?~
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) I'm the harem's first lady!~
Lilith: (Happily Walks By While Carrying All the Refreshments She Could Carry) I'm it's Mascot!~ (Happily Hand Yoshi a Cup of Soda) An orange soda for our sweetest dino baby~
Yoshi: Thanks, Auntie Lili.
Chris Koopa: (Slowly Turns Back to Luigi) Y-You have your own harem....With all of them- E-Even Cloud?
Cloud blows a kiss towards Luigi's direction.
Luigi: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Especially Cloud~ My very own boyfriend~
Chris Koopa: You....have got to be the most luckiest man alive right now.
Yoshi: Pretty sure it's the other way around honestly. (Smiles Softly) I'm happy for them either way.
Chris Koopa: (Interviews Omega Next) Omega, look at you! You're wearing some of movie's merc! And have a few more in tact! (Chuckles Lightly amd Slowly Before Frowning Nervously) You're not uh....Planning on destroying them right now, are you?
Omega: Negative. The movie itself was far too enjoyable for me to do something as pointless as that.
Chris Koopa: (Let's Out a Pure Sigh of Relief) Oh, Thank Palutena....
Palutena: (In the Distance) You're Welcome, 'Hon!!~
Omega: Instead, I am giving the rest of these souvenirs to three of my robotic brotherens- (Presents His Best Friend Rolling his Way to the Interview) R.O.B.
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Brightly) Ah, there's the robot of the hour! (Lowers the Mic Towards R.O.B's Face) What do you think of your movie counterparts performance tonight?
R.O.B: (Happily Claps his Robot Hands in Rapid Speed)
Omega: (Smiles Brightly at his Best Friend) 105.4% of excitement is detected on this one. Anyways, next, will be my trusty sidekick in tiny arms, Astro Bot.
Astro Bot climbs himself onto Omega's head while wearing a yellow cape and having a big smile on his face.
Omega: And lastly, the new addition to the robotics crew- (Presents his New Friend Hanging onto his Back the Whole Time) F.L.U.D.D.
F.LU.D.D: Greetings, one and all.
Chris Koopa: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) No way. You got FLUDD up in here too!?
F.L.U.D.D: Correct. And while my time here at the movies was satisfactorily for the most part, it pains me to realize that I am not present anywhere in the latest Mario Galaxy Movie.
Omega: (Turns to his New Friend) Your absence may be unfortunate, but your legacy as one of Mario's greatest partners will continue to live on within people's hearts and souls. (Gently Pats on Top of FLUDD's Head) Your time of recognition and spotlight in the future movie titles, will come soon tuition enough, that I swear.
F.LU.D.D: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Very well. Thank you, my friend, for it is your words that has now inspired me to keep looking forward to a better tomorrow.
??????/?????: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!~
The camera panders towards to fellow G.U.N Agents, Rouge and Topaz, gushing over their E-Series son's interactions with his robot friends, much to his annoyance..
Rouge: Our baby has robot friends~
Topaz: And he's motivates them too?~ That's so sweet!~
Omega: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning)
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Sheepishly) I take it those two are moms of yours?
Omega: Affirmative.
Rouge: ('Clears Throat')
Omega: They're also two more people that I will be giving the rest of the souvenirs to-
Topaz: ('Clears Throat')
Omega: ('Sigh') And they are the two moms I will forever love and cherish with my entire life.
Rouge/Topaz: (Hearts Melting in Pure Happiness) We love you too, Omega!!~
Topaz: Now and forever more!!~
Rouge: (Starts Blowing Kisses Towards Omega)
Omega: ('Ugggh')
Chris Koopa: (Starts Snickering a Bit) A little too much to handle, aren't they?
Omega: You don't know the half of it.
Rouge: We heard that, mister!!
Topaz: Don't you go bad-mouthing us on live natuonal television, young man!
Chris Koopa: (Happily Waves at Fox to Get his Attention) Yooo Fox! Over here!! (Sees Fox Approaching Him) It's about time you show up here. I was afraid you might've went home already.
Fox: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Sorry to keep you waiting. I would've gotten here a lot sooner-
?????: Foxyyyy!~
The camera panders to Fox's girlfriend, Krystal, making her way to the Interview with a sexy-like walk, while Falco and half the DKR crew (Diddy, Banjo, Kazooie, Dixie, Timber, and Pipsy) follows behind her, all dressed in Fox's related merchandises.
Krystal: Don't tell us you're about to start an interview without us!~
Fox: ('Sigh') If I wasn't looking after my own fan club...
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) Neat. (Turns the Mic Over to Krystal) So I take you're the club's leader, miss?
Krystal: (Happily Nodded) That's right!~ There's nothing that brings me more joy right now than to become the love of my life's biggest cheerleader alongside his friends and family.
Star Fox's Club: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Falco: Alright, people! (Chimes his Way into the Interview While Wearing Shades) Make room for the club's Vice President, Fox's ACTUAL best friend, and the best Ace Pilot of the whole team right here, will ya?
Krystal: (Rolls her Eyes) No reason for you to brag tonight, Falco.
Falco: I know. (Lowers his Shades Down with a Bit of a Smug Smirk on his Face) Just a sucker for a little limelight is all.
Krystal: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of her Nose a Bit)
Fox: (Moves the Mic Back to Him) Anyways, you were wondering if I like my portrayal in the movie, right? I like it. A lot more than I thought I would actually.
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Brightly) Great, cuz that's honestly one of my favorite highlights of the film by far.
Banjo: (Happily Raises his Hand) Mines too!
Diddy: (Chuckles Lightly at Banjo) You and us all, bud!
Timber: You got that right, mate!
Pipsy/Dixie: Yep!~/Mmhmm~
Kazooie: (Casually Shrugs) I guess it wasn't too bad.
Falco: Yeah, it was incredible to watch through, I'll give it that. (Wraps his Arm Around his Best Friend's Shoulder) But can you actually believe this poor sap thought he was only getting a cameo role at first?
Fox: Can you blame me? This a Mario Movie, not Star Fox!
Krystal: (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend's Arm) And yet here you a part of the main cast~ That has to be something to at least worth celebrating for, don't you think, my handsome boy?~ (Starts Kissing Fox's Cheek)
Fox: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Yeah, it was it was a treat to behold, I must admit. But I dunno- I still feel like it's something I truly don't deserve in retrospect, you know?
?????: Is that right?
Everyone gasps as the camera then panders towards the founding member of Star Fox as well as Fox's mentor and father figure, Peppy Hare.
Peppy: Do you really think someone as courageous and resilient as you don't deserve this kind of recognition? Someone who manages to end all wars and enemy forces all by himself at his own request? Someone who even at his very lowest point in hus life, still manages to pull himself back together and accomplished all the incredible things his father would be very proud of if he was still here right now? Cause I for one, disagree wholeheartedly and believe that you are more than deserving to be in that movie as Mario and co. (Turns to Fox's Fan Club) Don't you all agree?
Fox's Fan Club: Of course!/Yeah, mate/When you're right, you're right/Mhmm.
Falco: (Smirks at Peppy) Good to know you still have an ounce of wisdom in ya these days, you old coot.
Peppy: (Casually Shrugs) I just said what needed to be said. Nothing to it than that really.
Fox: Why do you always do this to me?
Peppy: Hm? (Turns to See Fox Glaring at Him)
Fox: (Starts Tearing Up) Why do you always find a way to say the most sincere, heartfelt things to someone undeserving as me? I don't get it.
Fox's Fan Club: ('Gasps')
Kazooie: You can't be serious right now.
Krystal: (Couldn't Believe What She Just Heard Along with Falco) Fox James McCloud!
Falco: The hell you mean you're undeserving!?
Peppy: I always say what comes in my mind out loud, you know that. (Gently Grabs Hold of Fox's Hand) And I didn't say all of that out of obligation or anything of the sort- (Gives Fox a Soft, Reassuring Smile on his Face) I did it because you mean much more to me than you think I do. I love you, son. Now and always.
As Peppy gives him a loving hug, Fox meanwhile is now too broken up with emotions that he's having a hard time to compose himself properly while wiping the overflowing tears from his eyes.
Falco: Oh boy- I've seen this way too many times before. C'mere, you big baby. (Hugs Fox as Well) Tonight is your night, bud. You've earned this.
Krystal: (Hugs and Snuggles onto Fox) Never ever doubt that, my love, please~
Fox's Fan Club: Yeah, Fox!/It's okay~/We love you a lot, buddy.
Samus: (Rushes Over to the Interview) I heard my fluffy boi's crying. Is it too late to join the hugfest?
Krystal: (Happily Shakes her Head) The more is always the merrier, love.
Samus: (Simply Nodded to Krystal) Thanks. (Joins in on the Fox Hugfest) Hey, Foxy~ Feeling a little emotional today?
Fox: (Nods his Head to Samus)
Samus: You feel like something you don't deserve?
Fox: ........
Samus: Foxxxx.......
Peppy: Be honest with us now.
Fox: (Reluctantly Nods hus Head)
Peppy: ('Sigh') The stubbornness of that boy....
Samus: Tell me about it. You should be happy and proud to have this opportunity of a lifetime. (Smiles Softly) I know I am and I also know that no matter what, we'll always be proud of you. (Gives Fox a Big Kiss on Top of his Head)
And just like that, Fox finally begins to burst out crying in the arms of many of his friends and family more than willing to comfort him on live television.
Falco: There ya go. Let it all out already.
Krystal: We love you so much, Fox!!~
Chris Koopa: (Moved by the Whole Thing) That got to be most beautiful encounter to an interview I've witnessed in all my life. ('Sniff') Oh god- Can someone get me some tissue up in here!?
Wolf: (Walks by the Shot, Clearly Annoyed) ('Tch') Bunch of pansies.
Both Sonic & Hat Kid turns over to their bug brother, Shadow, dressed in Mario's red and blue overalls, awaiting for him to chime in on their cheers, much to his somewhat displeasure.
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') Wowie Zowie.
Trio: LET'S-A-GOOOO! MARIO GALAXY!!
Hat Kid: (Jumps Up into the Air and Scream Out.....) WA-HOOOO!!~ (Falls and Let Shadow Catches Her)
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly While Applauding the Trio's Little Performance) Bravo! All three of you! Though, I'm kind of surprised you went along with this, Shadow. Figured you'd warped yourself out of here by now.
Shadow: (Shrugs) I left the Emeralds back home. Even if I thought of escaping beforehand, these two would still annoy the hell out of me to do this anyways.
Sonic: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) We're persistent like that. (Snickers a Bit) Even more so on my end.
Hat Kid: (Smiles Brightly) I'm too lovable to be ignored!~
Shadow: (Turns to Hat Kid) That you are. (Kisses his Little Sister on the Cheek)
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Shadow)
Chris Koopa: Okay, Cuteness Overload aside, how did you three enjoyed the sequel tonight?
Sonic: ('Whistle') That sequel was tight! From start to finish, I loved it!
Hat Kid: (Happily Raises Her Hand While in Shadow's Arms) I loved it too!!~
Shadow: Despite it's lack of story and mishandled pacing, I still find myself enjoying it a little more than the first one to be honest.
Sonic: (Turns to Shadow) Yeah, it definitely blows the first one right outta water with how fun it is in comparison.
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm~
Sonic: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I think the one thing I didn't like about the sequel is that one scene of movie dad wanting to give mom a handshake instead of accepting a legitimate hug.
Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow at Sonic) Seriously? That's the only thing you don't like about it?
Sonic: Hey, you were cringing along with the rest of us when that happened, Faker.
Hat Kid: (Nods While Pouting at Shadow)
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') True. It was dreadful to seat through.
Flashback to the Movie Room
Movie Screen: A handshake?.....Thought it would be cool! I mean, just thought it would be cool.
It was at this moment the trio along with everyone else in the room, proceeds to facepalm themselves one by one at how painful that scene in particular was to them.
Mario: Momma Mia- Just ACCEPT HER HUG ALREADY!!
Peach: YOU STUPID, HANDSOME PLUMBER YOU!!!
End of Flashback
Chris Koopa: (Bursts Out Laughing) I should've known your own parents would take the most offense to thathahahahaha! (Wipes a Single Tear From his Eye While Calming Himself Down a Bit) Say, where are they anyways?
Sonic: Right over there. (Points Chris to Mario and Peach Happily Snuggling and Sharing an Eskimo Kiss In Each Other's Arms) They've been like this before we even got into the theater, it's adorable.
Chris Koopa: Right? Makes no sense why the m the internet still thinks they're just friends after all that.
Shadow: (Shrugs Again) You're guess is as good as ours at this point. But I suppose ignorance is bliss for most of these people.
Hat Kid: (Crosses her Arms While Still Pouting) They're stupid.
Shadow: (Snickers a Bit) Yes, little sister, they are, indeed stupid people.
Hat Kid looks up at Shadow with a big grin on her face..
???: Oh Sooooooonic!~
The camera then panders over to Amy Rose, sporting Daisy's light orange princess dress, staring at Sonic with a very seductive smirk on her face.
Amy: (Starts Moving her Finger Back in a Seductive Manner) Why won't you be a dear and let your princess give you some royal kisses now, hmm?~
Sonic: (Smiles Brightly at his Princess in Orange) In a minute! Just let me stretch first, yeah? (Starts Stretching Out his Arms and Legs) You can never live without 'em.
Chris Koopa: You know, it kinda astounds me how you've been embracing Amy's love these days rather than just running from her in the past.
Shadow: Now that you mentioned it- (Turns to Sonic) Why did you used to run from her back then?
Sonic: I thought she was too much for me at first, especially with the whole marriage fiasco. But after we had our very first date together, I started warming up to her romantic tendencies. The hugs, kisses, cuddling, hand holding...That girl knows how to make romance as a whole feel so....special and sweet that it makes me even more glad and thankful that I get to experience it all with her overtime. So whenever she wants to give me some loving, I'll be right here, ready for her. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Getting Himself Ready) Alright, Ames, I'm through stretching no- Woah! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug and Kissing Session)
Amy: Did you- ('Mwah') Really think- ('Mwah') You could go- ('Mwah') The WHOLE evening- ('Mwah') Without receiving- ('Mwah') Any of my kisses- ('Mwah') Sonic the Hedgehog!~ ('Mwah Mwah Mmmmwah')
Sonic: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Naah!~ I was expecting this to happen sooner or later. I'm just happy not to wait anymore, you know?
Amy: Me too!~ ('Mwah') Better get comfortable cause I don't plan on stopping anytime soon~
Sonic: Not even for one interview?
Amy: Nope! I'll pass. Kissy-Time's more important to me right now!!~ (Continues Kissing her Darling Sonic)
Chris Koopa: (Watches the One Sided Kiss Session Along with Shadow and Hat Kid) Kissy-Time?
Shadow: Of course she would make up something so absurd. (Felt Hat Kid Pulling on his Sleeve a Bit) Hm? What's the matter, little sister?
Hat Kid: (Points at Shadow's Cheek Before Puckering Up her Lips a Bit)
Shadow: (Sighs the Very Moment He Realizes What Hat Kid Is Trying to Tell Him) You wanna kiss my cheek right now, on national live television, do you?
Hat Kid: (Starts Nodding her Head with The Cutest Smile on her Face)
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') Figures. Alright, do your worst.
Hat Kid: (Starts Rapidly Kissing Shadow's Cheek Before Pausing Herself For a Second and Hugging Him) My hero!~ (Resumes Back to her Kissy Time)
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly at Shadow) D'awww,~ She loves you a lot~
Shadow: ('Hmph') Of course she does. She is my precious little sister. I love her just as much as I love the rest of my family- (Starts Blushing a Bit) No matter how affectionate they get over time-
Peach: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps In the Background) Hat Kid Marie! How could you give your brother some kisses and not invite your father and I?~
Mario: (Smiles Brightly) I'm sure he's been awaiting for us to come by any minute now.
Peach: (Smiles as Well) I bet he is!~ (Starts Running Over to her Two Kids with Mario Following Behind) MOMMY AND DADDY ARE COMING, SHADOW BABY!~
Hat Kid: Yayyyy!~
Shadow: (Eyes Widened in Horror) Mother, father, no, NOT ON LIVE TELEVISION-
Mario and Peach joins in on the Shadow kiss fest on national live television.
Chris Koopa: And now last but certainly not least, we finally reached our last two interviews for tonight. The two main ladies in the sequel themselves: Princess Peach & Rosalina. What did you two think of the movie this evening?
Peach: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as She Speaks into the Mic) Oh Chris, it was such a wonderful experience!~ The music. atmosphere, our movie counterpart, even some of the action scenes got me on the edge of my seat on a few occasions. I love it!~
Rosalina: (Happily Nodded in Agreement with Peach) Me too, even if I didn't get much screentime as I hoped.
Daisy: You are preaching to the choir right now, Rosie. (Chimes in on the Interview Along with the Few of the Certified Moms Crew) Your counterpart was amazing on the big screen!
Bayonetta: And is just as stunning and gorgeous as the real thing~ (Winks at Rosalina)
Palutena: Don't forget motherly too~
Rosalina: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) You ladies are so sweet~ I adore the similarities we share between the two of us.
Samus: Did any of you ladies catch that twist between Peach and Rosie earlier?
Isabelle: (Happily Claps her Hands) Oh my gooooosh!~ Twist of them being- uhhh.....uhhhh...(Quickly Turns to Chris with a Sheepish Smile) E-Excuse me, Chris, is it truly safe for any of us to talk about a few spoilers right now?
Chris Koopa: (Simply Nodded to Isabelle) Oh yeah, it's fine. We already have our edit team bleeping them out on standby.
Isabelle: Oh okay, thanks. (Turns Back to the Ladies) Anyways- (Went Back to Clapping her Hands) You two being SISTERS THE WHOLE TIME was such a sweet twist to behold!!~
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Right!? That's like the ONE twist that actually caught me off guard so far!
Palutena: Same!~ Wait- (Turns to Peach and Rosalina) ARE you two actually sisters in real life!?
Rosalina: No, I seemed to recall being an only child growing up.
Peach: Yeah, I'm the only baby in my family too.
The Moms: (Gets Disappointed a Bit) Oh.
Rosalina: (Puts on a Soft, Reassuring Smile on her Face) But that's alright. Blood-related or not, you and Peach will always be family to me, alongside my baby Lumas.
Peach: (Eyes Widens as her Heart Begins to Melt Along with the Rest of the Certified Moms) Rosie.....(Starts Tearing Up) ('Sniff') Y-You really mean that?
Rosalina: Of course I do~ We've been through so much together over the years- (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff') How could I not think of any of you ladies and Lea as such!~
The Moms: ROSIEEEEEE!~ (Pulls Rosalina into a Tearful Group Hug) Thank youuu!~/You are such a gem, darling!~/We love you so much, girl!!~
Rosalina: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh girls~ ('Sniff') I love you each and everyone of you too!~ So very much!!~
Samus: (Begins to Tear Up as Well) ('Sniff') God-Damn! Why do you girls have to be so damn sweet and emotionally wholesome all the time!?
Peach: (Looks Up at Samus with Tearful Eyes) That's who we are, Sammy!~ We can't help how we feel most of the time!~
Daisy: (Pouts at Samus While in Tears) Yeah, and besides, it's not like you're any better in this equation, you know!?~
Samus: ('Sniff') That's only because you girls are too sweet for my cold to handle!!~ (Finally Joins in on the Emotional Group Hug)
Peach: Oh Sammyyyy!~ We love you tooohooo!~
Sonic: (Sighs While Watching the Whole Thing Play Put Along with Mario, Shadow, Hat Kid, and the Others) Hoo boy. They're at it again.
Shadow: On live television of all things......
Mario: (Smiles Sheepishly) It was bound to happen at some point.
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly) Our mommies are silly~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) And very lovable to boot.
Sonic: Incrediblely so.
Shadow: Hm.
Peach: Sonic!~ Can you get the rest of your siblings to come over here and hug us pleeeeeease!?~
Sonic: ('Sigh') And just like that, duty calls.
Mario: (Turns to Sonic) Go easy on them, son. You know how much you all mean to world to them by now.
Sonic: The entire galaxy?
Mario: Universe, actually. But kudos for being close.
Sonic: (Snickers a Bit) Thanks, dad. (Turns to the Others) Alright, guys, let's get a move on! Our moms need us.
And so, the rest ofbthe Smash Kids & Teens follows Sonic lead into comforting each of their mother figures for tonight. Little did any of them know however, there was a certain troublemaking angel and his two girlfriends sneaking pass the whole scene entirely.
Dark Pit: Alright, stay close, you two. We're few steps closer to the soda foundation machine.
Misako: (Mouth's Already Watering in Excitement) Man, I can't wait to try out that new Starbits Slurpee all night, it's a long time coming!
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Same!~ (Frowns a Bit) But are you sure it's alright to go there without comforting your mommies first, Pitto-Kins?
Dark Pit: The rest of the family already had that covered, they hardly need me. Besides, they haven't notice us here yet, so-
Palutena: PITTO!~ Don't think we haven't noticed you and your girlfriends sneaking pass us over there! Quit being a nark, come over here, and give your poor mothers some loving hugs right now!!~
The Mom: PLEEEEEEEASE!!!~
Dark Pit: Damnit.
Misako: (Smirks at her Boyfriend) You were saying, babe?~ (Snickers a Bit) Also, "Nark"?
Dark Pit: ('Ugh') I don't know why she feels the need to call me that? I ain't that much of a buzzkill, am I?
Misako: Not at all. (Smirks Playfully at Pitto) You are pretty nark-worthy.
Kyoko: (Playfully Pulls on Pitto's Cheek) Our most handsomest nark in the whole wide world!~ (Gives Pitto Three Kisses and One Big Kiss on the Same Cheek She Just Pulled)
Dark Pit: (Blushes While Sighing in Defeat) Whatever. (Straightens Up his Dress Jacket as He Walks Over to his Family) Let's just get this group hug over before the moms flood the whole theater down.
Kyoko: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion While Following Pitto Behind with Misako) Wait, they can do that?
Misako: Considering all the times we've seen them cry in the past, I can see that happening.
Kyoko: Aww~ That's so precious and hazardous~
Dark Pit: It's a lot more hazardous if anything....
Chris Koopa: (Looks at the Camera as He Finishes Up the Interview) And there you have it, folks. In case you couldn't tell with all the excitement and emotional breakthroughs that has been going on so far tonight, they loved it. A lot. Its great to know that there's another movie involving two plumbers making names for themselves by risking their lives to save the day could be powerful enough to bring everyone together in open arms. That and Star Fox made his first debut on the big screen!
Falco: (On the Background) 100% earned by the way!!
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) My thoughts exactly. But atlas, as fun as this night was, our time with you all are about to come to an end. Tune in tomorrow to morning with me and Bill for the latest news as per usual. But for now, this is Christopher J Koopa froms Smash News.....Signing off. Monthly Raise- (Pumps his Fists Up in the Air as He Walks Off the Set) Here we come!!
The news team cheers in rejoice as they properly put an end to tonight's show altogether.
Bonus
At Ann and Shiho's Apartment......
Ann/Ryuji: (Sitting on the Sofa Together, All Miserable Like).('UGGGGGGGGGGGH')
Ren: Will you two relax? Missing a movie premiere isn't gonna be the end of the world, you know?
Ryuji: (Pouts at his Best Friend Along with Ann) For any other movie, maybe. But this is Super Mario Galaxy we're talkin' about here!! We missed seeing it with the whole Smash Family tonight!!
Ann: And do you have any idea how much I wanted to dress as Momma Peach again for tonight? Now the opportunity is long gone!
Ren: ('Sigh') I know, it all sucks, but Makoto says it's crucial that all four practice our vows and rest up early for our wedding tomorrow.
Ann: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, she did say that and I did promise Shiho-Kins to take it more seriously from here on out.
Ryuji: ('Sighs in Defeat') And I promised Haru to help you guys all the way too. Still, i can't believe we're THIS close to you guys getting hitched....(Smirks a Bit) Feeling nervous?~
Ann: Like hell! (Smiles Softly) But it's okay. No matter what happens, we'll get through this together.
Ren: (Smiles as Well) Like we always have. (Turns to Ann) For our soon to be wives?
Ann: For our soon to be beautiful, sexy wives!~
Ren: The sexiest wives in the world!~
Ryuji: (Gives the Duo the Deadpinned) You two want another foursome after you get married, don't you?
Ann: You know it!~ (Happily Shares a High Five with Ren)
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Mini Fanfic #1348: A Little Easter Fury (King of Fighters)
9:45 p.m. at Terry and Mary's Apartment Living Room.......
Rock/Shingo/Kula: (Seen Sleeping Together on the Sofa) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Mary: (Giggles Softly) D'awww~ Look at them all tuckered out~
Terry: (Snickers a Bit) When they said that they're gonna be hitting the hay early tonight, they actually meant it.
Mary: Well, any kid would when Easter Bunny coming by to bring 'em baskets full of treats.
Terry: Yeah, but our four troublemakers aren't exactly kids anymore.
Mary: (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) I know. ('Sniff') They're growing up way too fast, Terry.....
Terry: (Gently Pulls his Girlfriend into a One Arm Hug) I know~ That's life for ya, Mare. (Puts on a Reassuring Smile on his Face) All the most reason why we should cherish and spend more time in the present for as much as we can. (Gives Mary a Peck on the Side of her Head) You get me?
Mary: ('Sigh') Yeah, I do. (Smiles Back at Terry) Time for go Easter Hunting, for our dumb kids-
'Yawn and Whimper'
Mary: (Gasps Before Gushing Over her Best Friend, Anton, Sleeping Beside the Sofa) And for you as well, boi!~ Who's the sweetest, most honest thing in the whole wide world?~
?: (Turns the Lamp On Besides the Couch He's Been Sitting On) Sure as hell ain't you two bozos.
Terry/Mary: (Immediately Gets Startled by Their Neighbor...) K'!
Mary: (Smiles Awkwardly) W-What happen you're still up right now, hm?
K': (Casually Shrugs) I wanted to see the great Easter Bunny you kept bragging about all day. (Lowers his Shades Down While Raising an Eyebrow at the Couple) And load and behold: I stumbled upon two frauds without a single pair of bunny ears in sight.
Terry: (Snaps his Finger) Damn! I knew we should've gotten bunny costumes instead.
Mary: (Raises an Eyebrow at Terry) And have me getting sweaty in one of those all night? Not a chance. (Turns Back to K') K', please, you gotta keep this under wraps!!
Terry: We'll get you anything you want if you do!
K': Anything you say?
Terry: Yep, anything. So long as it isn't-
K': (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Anything illegal, i got it. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) As for what I want...I'll take two...three, four- No. Five bags of beef jerky.
Terry: Seriously, what is your obsession with those chewy things?
Mary: (Gives K the Motherly Glare) Yeah, and five bags? Don't you think you're being a little too greedy there?
K': Hmm- (Holds Up his Phone a Bit) I wonder what kind of Air Horn app I should use right now-
Mary: (Quickly Shake her Hands in Front of K') Okay, okay fine! Four bags of beef jerky it is then.
K': (Puts his Phone Down) Cool. Oh, and, don't forget to get me new shades and an ice, cold Monster, regular flavor, while you're at it, okay? Thanks. (Turns the Lamp's Light Off)
Terry: Ohoo no! (Turns the Lamp Back on) In exchange, you have to come along and shop with us, Neighbor.
K': And if I decline? (Turns the Lamp Back Off)
Mary: (Turns the Lamp Back On) Then I'll convince your Colonel to sign you up in that training regime for the summer AND have Ralf be your instructor.
K': (Lowers his Shades Down Again to Show Off his Widened Eyes) You wouldn't........
Mary: (Forms a Smirk on her Face) I have both him and Colonel on speed dial as we speak and I have no doubt in my mind that'll be more than happy to make summertime a living hell. So what's it gonna be, cadet?~
K' stares at the duo in complete disbelif until eventually..........
Terry: (Now Seen Walking Outside with Mary and an Already Annoyed K' on the Sidewalks with a Big Smile on his Face) Ah cheer up, K', think of this as our very first outing together.
K': (Rolls his Eyes) That's what I was trying to avoid he most.......
Mary: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around K's Shoulders) Yeah, well too bad. You're stuck with us for tonight.
K': ('Groans in Annoyance')
Mary: Oh relax. We won't be there for too long.
Terry: Yeah, especially when the ST-Mart can let you make your own Easter Basket for a cheaper price.
K': (Walks Inside the Store With the Others Next to Him) Well, let's get it all over with then. I have a nice couch to go back sleeping on.
Mary: Yeah, yeah. Don't rush us.
Kula's Basket
Terry: Okay- (Puts the Treats Inside of Kula's Light Blue Basket) Gonna start this off with some Sour Patch, Lollipop, Chocolate Coded Eggs, Chocolate Coded Bunnies, and a stuffed blue bunny. (Shows K' the Stuff Rabbit) You think she'll love this?
K': She'll love anything that's cute and cold. But you might wanna easeup on giving her more candy, 'less you want her to get an stomachache in the early morning.
Mary: Which is why I suggest you give her this protein bar. (Drops the Small Protein Bar Down on the Basket) It's sweet and healthy for you.
Terry: (Smiles Brightly) That could work.
K': (Shrugs) Hm.
Shingo's Basket
K': Let's see....(Puts The Treats Down Inside of Shingo's Blue Basket) Tiny Crunchy Nerds, chocolate eggs- ('Sigh') Of course he's gonna need more notepads for his nerdy observations.
K' then looks over at the plushie section where him, Shingo, and a few other KOF contestants are seen sitting together in a stack.
K': (Walks Over to the KOf Plushie Section) I wonder if he cares about this kind of thing....(Shrugs Before Picking Out Both Plushies Shingo and Leona and Have Them Sitting Together on Top of the Other Stuff in the Basket) ('Tch') Even as plushies, those two still look dorky together.
K's Basket
Mary: (Puts the Treats Down Inside K's Basket) Five bags or beef jerky, an ice, cold Monster, shades #75....And that should be about it-
K': Hang on- (Walks Over Mary While Carrying Shingo's Basket) Don't forget about this little guy. (Hands Mary a Plushie Version of Him)
Mary: ('Gasps') My God, K'!~ That adorable!~ (Sits Plushie K Down on Top of the Pile of Beef Jerkies) What made you wanna have this little guy?~
K': (Shrugs) Everyone have their own plush, so I might as well get one of my own. (Turns Away While Blushing a Bit) Plus, the details on lil' me to be more spot on than I thought, so.....
Mary: (Snickering) Lil' me?~
K': Don't start.
Blue Mary's Basket
Terry: (Looks Over at All the Stuff he Picked Out for Mary's Pink Basket) Chocolate Bunnies, one bag of Laffy Taffies, two packs of Fun Dips, a bottle of Blue Blooded Mary, any self women care products I could find and carry....(Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Is there anything else I'm missing here or-
Mary: TERRRRRRYY!~ (Rushes Over to Her Boyfriend Before Happily Shows Off an English Pointer Dog Plushie) Look at this adorable little guy- I MUST have it!!~
Terry: (Starts Snickering a Bit) And give Anton some compilation?~
Mary: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) Please. You know as well as I do that Anton has never been the jealous type of dog. And besides- (Starts Hugging the Pointer Plushie With a Big Smile on her Face) This little guy would be absolutely perfect to add into my perfect collection!!~
K': (Walks Over to the Duo While Carrying his and Shingo's Easter Baskets) Perfect Collection?
Terry: (Turns to K') Mary here been collecting plushies of different breeds of K-9 every chance she gets, keeps 'em all in our spare room.
K': (Raises an Eyebrow at Mary) The same room none of us are allowed to step in?
Mary: Yep. It's my very own sanctuary that I'm not ready to show-off just yet.
K': Damn, if that's the case, I can't imagine how many plush you got in-
Mary: Three Hundred and Sixty One.
'Silence'
Mary: And currently counting.
K': (Turns to Terry) Your girlfriend is something else, Bogard.
Terry: (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Trust me when I say that you don't know the half of it, Neighbor.
Terry & Rock's Baskets
Terry: Ha-Haaa yes! (Holds Up a Cereal Box) Found it at long last!
K': (Looks Over at the Cereal Box Sitting on the Shelf) Wolf Star Puffs: Chocolate Flavor
Mary: (Picks Up Another Cereal Box) Oh yeah....I remember this one being around a way back. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Wasn't there supposed to be a few other flavors they'd made at the time?
Terry: Vanilla, Strawberry, Blueberry Muffin, and Apple Cinnamon. (Looks Over at the Cereal Shelf) Looks like Vanilla and Chocolate are only ones hitting the shelves nowadays. Which works perfect for me! (Happily Takes the Vanilla Version of the Wolf Star Puffs) Cause Rock used to love the hell out of the vanilla. ('Sighs Fondly) I'll never forget all bowl of chocolate-vanilla milk swirl we made together after finishing up our puffs~
Mary: (Rolls her Eyes in a Bit of Annoyance) Wish I could. You two ended up having chocolate milk dripping all over my table afterwards
Terry: (Smiles Sheepishly at his Girlfriend) Come on, Mary, we were perfectly careful.
Mary: (Glares at Terry) Really? Cause I seem to recall you two being careless, messy boys!
K': Hey question time for both blondes.
Terry/Mary: (Turns to K') Yes?
K': Why do you two go further and beyond for your kid on Easter? I've never seen him get this excited over it, not even Christmas.
Terry: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Again) Well, technically, he used to be excited for Santa coming to town, in his childhood until he grew out of him when he was fourteen.
K': (Snickers a Bit) Take it your were the fatman in red back then?
Terry: ('Scoffs') Santa wishes he was buff and good looking like me.
Mary: Yeah, the fat body suit costed a fortune back then, so we had to work with what we got. But back to answering your question, well- ('Sigh') Okay, so you know how Rock spent his more younger years taking care of his sick mother until the day she passed away?
K': (Tilts his Head Down a Bit) Yeah.....And I take it he never had the chance to celebrate it at the time?
Terry: (Tilts his Finger and Points it at K') You guessed right. Poor kid didn't even know who the Easter Bunny was until he took him under my wing. So, I and eventually Mary a couple of years after that, went out of our way bring nice and cheapest Easter Basket we can find.
Mary: (Smiles Fondly) And each one manages to put a big smile on that cute little face of his~
Terry: (Chuckles Lightly) You should've seen the sparkle in eyes every time I talked about the bunny of the hour. How fast he can run, high he can hop, how he sent Geese flying with a Power Geyser!
Both K' and Mary turns to Terry with straight faces.
Terry: (Smiles Sheepishly While Shrugging) What? I gotta make him cooler somehow.
K': (Puts on a Deadpinned Expression) What is with you bozos giving him some made up lore?
Mary: (Shrugs) Oh well......
The Rest of Easter Shopping Later....
Terry: (Now Seen Walking in the Sidewalks Carrying his and Rock's Baskets with one Hand and Looking Over the Receipt Paper with the Other) Sheesh. I know Wolf Star's an old brand and all, but did they really have to up it's price all those years later?
Mary: (Carrying Kula and Shingo's Baskets) Nevermind the puffs, how is my new plushie costed $5.35 more than a bottle of alcohol?
K': (Carrying his and Mary's Baskets) The dog's more valuable in comparison?
Mary: (Pouts at K') Hey, Anoton Jr. is more than "just a dog" He's a proud Pointer!
K': (Has The Strongest Urge to Faceplam Himself Right Now) Dear Lord, you gave him a name..........
Mary: 'Course I did. He's a miniature version of his big brother back home and the rest writes itself from there.
K': ('Sigh') Whatevs. The sooner I'm back in that couch and sleep, the happier I'll be.
Terry: Yea- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) All this night shopping has the snooze get to me already...
Mary: (Yawns a Bit Before Sighing) Same here. All we gotta do now is place these baskets on the coffee table without making a single sound and sleep will finally be- (Eyes Slowly Widens in Horror at What Caught her Attention) O-O-Ours...
Terry: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief) Crap.....
K': So much for that plan.
Rock: (Seen Leaning on the Rail of his Porch, Looking Down on the Busted Trio with a Smirk on his Face) Welcome back, you three, enjoyed your little shopping adventure tonight?
Mary/Terry: (Too in Disbelief and Shivering to Speak at the Moment)
K': (Shrugs) Wasn't too dull I guess.
Rock: (Simply Nodded) Cool, cool. Though I...can't help but notice that you've been carrying those nicely organized Easter Baskets on the way getting here instead of regular grocery bags. (Raises an Eyebrow) Care to explain why?
K': W-
Terry/Mary: WE'RE FILLING IN FOR THE EASTER BUNNY THIS YEAR!
K': (Slowly Turns his Head to the Couple with Disbelief Written All Over his Face) .....Huh?
Terry: Y-You see, he gotten the REALLY bad case of the sniffles this year.
Mary: Yeah, so bad that he hardly ever steps out of his bed all day- It was super tragic to see.
Terry: So, rather than feeling sorry for himself, he personally asked the three of us here to go out and Easter Hunt for him early this time around.
Rock: Uh-Huh. And does this "hunt" yours involves that little receipt your holding, by any chance?
Terry: ............(Crumbles the The Small Piece of Paper and Toss it Backwards) What Receipt?
Rock: The one you just threw away?
Terry: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Ah, so that what it was.....
Rock: Terry!-
Mary: ('Sighs in Defeat') Give it a rest already, Terry. We can't keep this charade up forever. He's growing up.
Terry: (Takes One Good Look at his Adopted Son Before Taking a Deep Breath) Right. Rock, there's no real easy way to say this, but I gotta come clean.....Mary and I have been working for the Bunny's secret double agents for quite some time now and-
Rock/Mary: (Comically Glares at The Legendary Wolf) Dude!/Seriously!?
K': Enough with the made up lore already!
Terry: Okay, okay, there is no Easter Bunny! ('Sighs in Defeat') It's just your mom and I going out and getting the best and mostly cheapest Easter Baskets either one of us could find for you.
Rock: (Shrugs) I figured as much.
Terry/Mary: (Ryes Widens in Genuine Surprise) You have?
Rock: Yeah, I mean, it's kind of hard not too when some of the stories you've made up for the guy becomes more and more far-fetched to believe nowadays. (Smirks a Bit) Still a big fan of one where he beats Geese up to a bloody pulp though.
Terry: (Pumps his Fist Back in Rejoice) Yes! I knew my last twenty-five second brainstorm came in clutch that day!
K': (Rolls his Eyes at Terry in Silence)
Mary: (Walks Herself Up the Stoop to See Rock) So, you're not mad at us after all?
Rock: (Smiles Softly) Never was. You guys always go further and beyond to help make my life a lot better than it ever was in the past. This just happens to be one of the many, many examples of that and I'm all the more thankful for it. (Gives Mary a Kiss on the Forehead)
Mary: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Oh Rocky~ (Carefully Places the Baskets Down on the Porch Before Hugging Rock) There's not a day or minute goes by where Terry and I aren't proud to have you as our son~
Terry: (Smiles Softly at his Adopted Son) She's right, Champ. All the more reason why we'll always love you no matter much you grow.
Rock: And I'll always love you guys right back. (Turns to K') Thanks for keeping my folks company for tonight, K'. I know you'd rather still be here, asleep right now.
K': (Scoffs a Bit) Like you won't believe. (Casually Rolls his Eyes) But I guess I'll be fair and say that my time with them wasn't too terrible- urk! (Suddenly Gets Pulled into a One Arm Hug by Terry)
Terry: (Smiles Brightly) D'aww!~ I knew we warm up to your loner heart eventually, Neighbor.
K': (Grunts While Trying his Hardest to Escape From Terry's Grip) ('Ngh')...Forget everything I said- (Comically Glares at the Blonde Trio) I hate every last one of you Bogards!!
Mary: (Giggles Softly) We love you too, Lazy Bones!~
Rock: Hey, mom?
Mary: (Turns to Her Adopted Son) Hm?
Rock: Before we head back inside and call it a night, you think we can try and keep all of this truth bomb from Shingo and Kula? (Looks Over at the Bottom Window at Two of his Other Friends Still Sound Sleep Together Inside) They've been super invested with the mini bible book that big penguin pastor made about the Easter Bunny lately and I may have made them even more of a fan by telling them all the other stories you guys made....
Mary: (Sighs and Smiles Fondly) (That's definitely our kid alright~) We sure can, Rocky. But you do know they'll find out this is all made up too, one of these days, right?
Rock: (Casually Shrugs) Yeah, but knowing those two, they'd probably wait for the latest lore dump to release and then search every single bookstore we got in this city, to look for it, with little sleep.
Mary: (Bursts Out Laughing) Now that's definitely something they would do alright. Bunch of Goobers!~
Rock: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah. (Smiles Softly) But they're our Goobers for life.
Mini Fanfic #1347: Big Star Fox News!! (SSBU X Star Fox)
It was yet another bright morning in the Smash Family Mansion. Star Fox's fearless leader, Fox McCloud, is seen enjoying a nice, hot cup of coffee he just made, in the dinning halls until-
Falco/Samus/Banjo: FOOOOOOX!!
Fox: Gah! (Gets Startled to Enough to Have the First Drink Spilled All Over One or Two Pages of his Word Puzzle Book) ('Sigh') Well, there goes my chances of completing this whole page in one sitting...(Drops the Book Down on the Table and Look Up at his Three Friends) What's up?
Falco: Dude, have you not seen or heard the latest news going around the internet today?
Fox: Not yet I haven't. Why? Is it big or something?
Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) For you it is. You're gonna be the in the big movie screen!
Samus: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on her Face) A Super Mario Galaxy Movie screen.
Fox: I am? Waiiit- (Raises an Eyebrow) This isn't some kind of leak someone made up to make it sound real only to be found out to be fake later on, is it?
Samua: (Stares at her Best Friend with a Deadpinned Expression) Dude, the studio itself posted an entire poster of you on every media page they have access to.
Falco: And it ain't a single thing fake about it. (Shows Fox the Poster on his Phone) See?
Fox: (Eyes Begins to Widened as He Takes Off his Reading Glasses at the Same Time) Holy crap.....(Looks Back Up at The Trio) This is actually real?
Samus: In all it's shiny, fluffy glory. Me personally, I find your usual outfit more appealing in comparison.
Banjo: Yeah, But I do like how they designed his little scouter thingy.
Samus: Yeah, it's cute- (Points Banjo to the Boots Fox's Wearing) Just like those metal boots of his. (Turns Back to Fox) What do you think, Foxy?
Fox: (Too Busy Looking at his Very Own Movie Poster) I can't believe how good they made me look in this, it's incredible....
Samus: (Chuckles Lightly While Wrapping her Arm Around Fox's Shoulder) D'awww~ Look at you fanboying over your own poster right now~ Never stop being your cute, fluffy self, okay? (Plants a Kiss on Fox's Cheek)
Fox: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Please, you wouldn't let me change myself even if I wanted to. But still, this is big, really big! I mean- I wonder what my role is gonna be like, how much it's gonna play out down the line- ('Sigh') Or maybe I'm gonna be relegated into just a cameo status instead....
Falco: ('Scoffs') Yeah right. Like they're gonna give you little to work with after they made this rad poster for you, for all to see.
Fox: Yeah, but R.O.B. made a cameo appearance in the movie and they made him talk.
Meanwhile at Futaba's Bedroom.........
The Chaotic Duo, Futaba and Omega, are seen holding each other's habds while hopping up and down on the edge of their seats awaiting for the most important and hypest reveal of entirety of the Super Mario Galaxy trailer.
TV: If you inquire assistance, you can fine me at the information desk. I. Am R.O.B.
Futaba/Omega: ('GASPS') IT'S OUR BOIII!~
Omega: In all his high-definition glory! (Shares a Hug with Futaba)
Futaba: (Her Suddenly Widens at the Realization) Wait a minute. That voice over....
Futaba/Omega: HE TALKS!!?
Sojiro: (From Downstairs) Any robot you can think of can have speech enhanced built into their systems, you included Omega. Now keep it down up there! I have-
Futaba: ('Sigh') "A café to run"- We knooow!
Omega: We're sorry, Coffee Father!
Sojiro: Coffee Father, huh? ('Heh') That actually has a nice ring to it... Coffee Father.
Futaba: Coffee Dad's better!!
Back to the Mansion
Falco: (Casually Fling his Hand Down) Nah, I'm sure they'll find you something cool for you do. I mean, they have to- You're Star Fox for cryin' out loud.
Fox: (Points Back and Forth at Falco to Him) WE are Star Fox, Falco. And besides, it gonna be weird not to see you and the rest of crew in the film with me.
Falco: ('Scoffs') Yeah, they better not leave me out of that piece of the action. I'm clearly the heart of the group!
Fox: (Gives Falco a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Falco, that's Peppy.
Samus: 100% Peppy.
Banio: (Starts Nodding in Agreement) Mmhmm.
Falco: Crap, you're right. Well- I'm obviously the fan-favorite, so there!
Fox: That's debatable in all honesty, but sure. Go off with that I guess.
Samus: ('Sigh') It would be way more epic if I'm in the movie too. (Takes a Sip of Fox Coffee)
Fox: (Stares at Samus in Silence)
Samus: What? I'm thirsty for coffee this morning. (Turns Back to the Cup) Especially one that smells THIS good~ (Takes Even More Sips of the Coffee)
Fox: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes Again) Anyways, yeah, I can definitely see you flying around space.
Falco: Blowing up every planet you come across with Peach and Toad somehow gettin' involved and helpin' you out or what have you.
Banjo: Ooh! Or how about you ending up teaming up with Rosalina during the climax!
Samus: (Happily Snaos her Fingers at Banjo) Now THAT is something I can definitely picture. Princess Rosalina and Samus Aran: Two badass blondies kicking bunch of galactic asses and taking their names all the way to the black hole.
Rosalina: (Gasps at Samus While Stopping By Fox's Table) Sammy~ You really think of me as a......"Badass"?
Samus: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute Rosalina Was Hesitant on Saying "Badass" at First) Yes, girl~ Always.
Falco: You'll always be cool in my book, Rosie.
Fox: Yeah, mines too.
Banjo: We love you!~
Rosalina: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Places her Hand onto her Chest) You guys~ I love you all too~ (Happily Bows her Heas to the Gang) Thank you so much~ Ooh- (Happily Waves Goodbye While Hovering Away) Have a good rest of your day!~
Samus: (Casually Waves Back at Rosalina) You too!~ (Turns Back to the Others) That woman deserves the whole galaxy.
The Boys: Yep/Exactly!/Mmhmm.
Banjo: Say, you guys think they'll ever make a big Smash Bros Movie one of these days?
Samus: ('Sigh') I dunno, bud. The chances of that happening is similar to that of the chances of Ridley ever moving out of this mansion by today.
Banjo: (Frowns in Disappointment) It ain't never gonna happen, is it?
Samus: Probably not.
Banjo: (Snaps his Fingers a Bit) D'oh.
Fox: (Shrugs) Hey, if ROB and I could be squeeze into the Galaxy Movie, anything could possible at this rate.
Falco: Yeah, I'm down with the idea, so long as I get a few moments to shine and I get to be voiced by any of the guys who played Hans Solo.
Samus: Here's hoping I get voiced by someone less sad and mopy.
Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) I wanna be voiced by Mater!
Fox: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion Along with Everyone Else) Larry the Cable Guy? Why him specifically?
Banjo: (Shrugs) I just think he sounds funny.
??????: Oh Foooox~
Fox: (Looks Over to a Familiar Face and Voice) Oh, Good Morning, Krys- (Eyes Slowly Widens at What He's Looking) Taaaaaal?
Samus: (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) Hello~
Falco: (Starts Snickering) Well, would ya look at that? You got your very own cosplayer here, Foxy-Boi~
Krystal: (Smiles Brightly While Wearing Her Boyfriend's Standard Battle Outfit While her Blue Fur is Now Golden Brown as His) #1 Fangirl to be exact and president of the of my very own Fox McCloud's Fan Club if anyone's interested in joining~
Banjo: (Raises his Hand Up) I'll join!
Falco: (Snickers Turns into Laughing) Screw it! You gotta to sign right the hell up now, Prez!
Samus: Sign me and Chuns up too. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face While Taking Some Pictures of Krystal Now Posing) She's been a sucker for fanclubs these days.
Fox: (Still Struck in Awe) K-Krystal....You.....You look-
Krystal: Exactly like you?~ (Giggles Softly) I have to pay homage to my one and only inspiration somehow!~ (Happily Shows Off a Copy of Fox's Movie Poster to Him) Now, would you be the sweetest hero in the world and sign an autograph for me please?~
Fox: Huh. (Starts Signing his Signature on the Bottom Right of the Poster) They're selling my movie posters already?
Krystal: (Happily Nodded) Yep! For a surprisingly cheap price to boot. You should see the plushie of you in my room it's incredibly adorable!~
Fox: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute his Girlfriend is Acting Right Now) I bet it is~ By the way, how exactly did you turn your fur into my color?
Krystal: By using one of the fur dyes Katt gave to me a while back. (Crosses her Arms While Thinking) I think I remember her saying she uses some of them for a few of her infiltration and double agency like missions she took on her freetime?
Falco: ('Sigh') That sounds like something she would get herself wrapped up with. Crazy Katt.....
Fox: Hey, do you happen to have any blue fur dye by any chance? I actually wanna see what i would look like in your fur color for today.
Krystal: (Happily Nodded) Why, of course!~ You would be stunning in blue fur~ In exchange- (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) I would love to have you retreat back to my humble abode and spend some quality alone time with me until the afternoon arrives. (Whispers into Her Boyfriend's Ear) Maybe even later than that if you really feeling as frisky as I am right now~
Fox: (Smirks Back at Krystal) That could be arrange~ Especially since I don't have any other plans for to-
Falco/Samus: Oooooooooooooh~
Fox: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning) Dear God, what now?
Falco: (Already Has a Wisecracking Smirk on his Face Along with Samus) Fox James McCloud, can't believe what we're hearin' from you two right now~
Samus: Alone time with the president of your own fan club?~ (Playfully Shakes her Head) Mm mm~ Never thought I see the day where you, of all people, would do something so scandalous~
Banjo: (Suddenly Felt Falco Bumping his Shoulder with His) Oh! Uh- Yeah! Super scandalous!.....(Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) I think?
Fox: ('Groans in Annoyance') I can't with you two today....(Throws his Dimensional Ring into the Ground and Watches it Expands into a Larger Size Before Turning Back to Krystal) Krystal, could you please takes me away to your place before I get an early migraine?
Krystal: Sure thing~ (Picks Fox Up From his Seat) Mind if I make us both some tea once we get there?
Fox: If it won't any trouble for you.
Krystal: (Smiles Softly) It'll be none at all. I promise~ (Gives Fox a Kiss on the Forehead Before Waving Goodbye to the Others) See you all after brunch!~
Banjo: (Happily Waves Back at Krystal) 'Kay! See ya!
Falco: (Still Seen Smirking) Enjoy the rest of the morning together, lovebirds!~
Samus: (Still Smirking as Well) Don't do anything I wouldn't do over there, Mr. Movie Star!~
Fox gives Falco and Samus a middle finger as both him and Krystal heads inside the giant ring before it begins to spiral and disappear out of thin air in an instant.
Falco: ('Sigh') I'm glad to see those crazy foxes back together~
Samus: ('Sigh') Yeah, you and me both~ (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Though, it does make me wonder if Krystal's the Top or Bottom of the relationship~
Falco: You kiddin'? The girl's a princess and guardian of her own planet. (Smirk Grew Wider) Of course she's a Top!
Samus: (Starts Snickering a Bit) Yeah~ (Turns to Banjp) What do you think, Banjo?
Banio: (Casually Shrugs) I can believe it. (Turns to Falco) Just like how I believe it's time to get to our Romace Class, Falco.
Falco: ('Ugh') Do i really have to?
Banjo: (Simply Nodded) 'Fraid so. Unless you're willin' to get on Diddy's bad side- (Starts Shaking his Head) You wouldn't like him when he's angry....
Falco remembers the he first lay witness to one of Diddy's outbursts: the Smash Family had themselves their very first Water Wars Fight and Falco, along with a few other combatants, kept pelting Diddy with water balloons and spraying him with their respective water guns for ten to twelve minutes before he started steaming with rage.
It was funny to see him jumping and stomping his feet around in anger at first.....till he started chasing the Ace Pilot all around the beach until sunset arrived.
Falco: ('Sigh') I'm aware. Let's go. (Walks Off with Banjo)
Samus: (Smirks at Falco) Try not fall asleep in there, lover boy~
Falco: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Believe me, I can't even if I wanted to.....
Banjo: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah, Diddy's real good at throwing chalk at his head..
Falco: Quit givin' the chimp credit, man....
Happy Berated Premiere Day of Super Mario Galaxay Movie!!
Mini Fanfic #1346: Our First Official Date Around Town!~ (SSBU X Paper Mario)
1:21 p.m. Outside of the Smash Mansion's Gate.........
Zelda: Sooooo?~ How are you liking the new outfit I picked out for you?~
Mewtwo: (Standing Outside Next to Zelda and Co at the Main Entrance Gate, Sporting a Light Purple, Short Sleeve Vest and a Black Shirt Under it) Hm. Not too simplistic but also not too busy to be a distraction........(Simply Nodded in Approval) I like it.
Zelda: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Great!You look like a million bucks to us already!~
Owain: (Happily Hands Mewtwo Sunglasses) Plus a thousand more once you wear these snazzy shades as well.
Mewtwo: (Examines the Shades Given to Him For a Sec Before Shrugging and Putting it on his Face) I suppose these will suffice too. Though I must ask- (Raises an Eyebrow the Trio's More...Expressive Outfits) What reason either of you have for wearing ridiculous clothes of yours?
Zelda: (Pouts While Pushing Up her Pink Hair Under her White Sunhat That Matches Well with White Sundress) Hey, there is nothing wrong for proper lady such as myself, to look more presentable in the start of Spring Break~
Owain: (Proudly Pulls on the Collar of his Brown Plaid Suit, Matching That with his Plaid Colored Newsboy Cap) And I'm pretty certain that the Plaid Sensation is going strong this season!
Toon: And I like beards! (Forms a Wide Grin While Wearing Overalls and Blonde Colored Beard on his Face)
Mewtwo: (Stares at his Friends, Slightly Confused and Suspicious) Uh...huh. So, is there any last minute advices I need to know about before I face the music?
Owain: Basically the same advices we have already given you earlier: Be strong and resilient!
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly at her Best Friend) Be your already amazing self!~
Toon: And whatever you do, DON'T bring up Big Bang Theory in a topic! Ever!
Mewtwo: (Glares at Toon) What is your problem with the show?
Toon: (Looks Up in the Sky and Starts Groaning) It's so booooring with this dumb nerd stuff! My kid like brain can't fully comprehend all of that!
Mewtwo: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes) Not with that attitude. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Trio) Where are you three are suppose to be going anyways?
Toon: (Places His Arms Behind his Head as He, Owain, and Zelda Casually Make Their Way Inside the Entrance Gate) Out.
Owain: In the other side of the town!
Zelda: Shopping, sightseeing or what have you!~ And who knows~ (Forms a Mischievous Like Grin on her Face) There may or may not be a chance that we'll run into you guys. Reeeeeeal soooon~
The trio playfully crackles among themselves as they swiftly made their way behind the gates' walls, much to Mewtwo's growing suspicion.
Mewtwo: Hmm.
???????: Mewwy!!~ Yoohoo!~
Mewtwo: (Instantly Recognizes That Soft Spoken Voice Coming Close to His Direction) Ah- (Turns Over to the Source of The Voice) Vivian, hel-llo.....
Mewtwo's eyes slowly widens at the very sight of his date: a lovely purple shadow sporting a very light lavender sundress, pink and white stripe scarf wrapped around her neck resembling that to her hat, and.....his eyes might be deceiving him a bit, but her yellow lips seems a bit more...perky than the last time he saw her.
Vivian: (Happily Waves to Mewtwo) I'm so happy to see you again!~ (Forms a Bit of a Seductive, Love Doved Like Smile on her Face) Very handsome-like I must add~
Mewtwo: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Oh!- ('Clears Throat') Yes. Handsome. Thank you. (Notices Another Detail About Vivian's New Look) So those are your eyes this entire time? A yellow shade?
Vivian: Oh! (Giggles Softly While Rubbing the Back of her Hair) Yeah, I have them since I was a cute, little baby. I figured I show them off at least for today. (Snickers a Bit) Looks pretty weird to stare at, doesn't it?~
Mewtwo: No. I think they're pretty to look at. Just like you.
Vivian's yellow eyes begins to widen up to her date's complement. Her sisters (or...Mostly Beldam) used to make fun of and even chastise her for having them out in the public eye, saying how horrid and stupid to look at from their perspective, hence why she hides them from under her curly bangs back then.
So to hear someone, much less her date, tells her how pretty both they and herself looks just now, begins to bring out an emotion she never thought she would ever show off out in the open before.....
Vivian: Mewwyyyyyy!!~ (Places her Hands onto Both of her Now Blushing Cheeks While Swaying her Hips From Side to Side All Bashful and Adorable Like) You can't make a lady get all flustered up on our very first date, like that!~ You sweetheart of a goober youuu!~ (Starts Giggling Now)
Mewtwo: (Turns Away While Blushing Only a Little) I suppose we're even on the complimentaries then.
Moments Later at the Streets of Smash Town......
Vivian: (Now Seen Looking Arpund the Town While Hovering onto Pne Side of the Sidewalk with Mewtwo Next to Her) This town.....It seems to be a less busy than I expected. I wonder why.
Mewtwo: (Shrugs) The citizens probably taking a break from Spring Break for once. Either that or they're already at the beach now as we speak.
Vivian: (Turns to Mewtwo) Your beach is like- (Spread Both of her Hands Far Wide From One Another) Thiiiiiiis big and wide, right? Has it ever been completely packed and crowded before?
Mewtwo: More or less, hence why I prefer to go there on the start of the sunset. Most of the crowd would be gone by then.
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly) Neat. I hope we can see it together soon. I heard the sunset is really pretty to look at around here.
Mewtwo: That could be arrange. Hopefully before Summer rears it's ugly, heat inducing head.
Vivian: (Giggles Softly) Of course!~ It's another date-
Vivian suddenly let's out a gasps before holding onto Mewtwo's arm and quickly hides him and herself down onto the sidewalk's shadow, just in time for a sudden splash of water from some car drive by in the road, to miss it's two targets completely. After that, the cost is now clear fpr the duo to be brought back up to the surface.
Vivian: (Wipes a Bit of Sweat Off her Forehead) ('Phew') That was close. (Forms a Cute, Prideful Smile on her Face) No puddle of water is ever gonna ruin our date and clothes on my watch!~
Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow at Vivian in Genuine Curiosity) You can phase through grounds?
Vivian: (Happily Nodded to Mewtwo) Yep!~ Us Shadow Gals have a knack for veiling through any solid path and obstacles you can think of. Pretty neat, huh?
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded with a Small Impressed Smirk on his Face) Seems you intrigued me once again.
Before either one knows it, the sounds of honking cars, people chatting, two and three different genres of loud, booming music, some fray boy group screaming "SPRING BREAK 2026!!" before making woof sounds, becoming more closer and closer to both of their hearing range, much to Mewtwo's annoyance.
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') College students and tourists, go fig.......
Vivian: (Casually Shrugs) Looks like breaktime for Spring Break has just ended.
Mewtwo: Unfortunately. (Turns Back to Vivian) I think It's best we stay close from this point forth, Vivian. Hopefully we can do that without bumping into many people-
Vivian: (Happily Hugs Mewtwo's Arm Next to Her) You got it!~ (Starts Snuggling onto his Arm a Bit) Thank you, my Gentle Giant~
Mewtwo: (Eyes Immediately Widens by Vivian's Affections and the New Nickname Given to Him Before Turning and Blushing Away) S-Sure.
And so, our two abnormally cute pair embark on their very first date journey into the city of Smash Town doing various of activities besides hovering on the sidewalks together: sightseeing, taking pictures on a tour bus, playing a few rounds of miniature golf, reading books and magazines together at the book store, and of course, shopping around in various stores and gift-shops available near them.
Despite the minor nuisances brought in by the rowdy Spring Break crowd that the two thankfully avoided for the most part, they seem to having a good time thus far, Vivian especially. This is her second visit here and already, she fell in love with nearly everything it has to offer. And deep down, Mewtwo is genuinely happy about that, along with having the opportunity to spend time with her to begin with.
As the sun is about to reach it's setting phase in the next two and a half hours, the duo decided take a stop at Le Shy Guy's Cafe to sit down at their outdoor patio and have something to eat and drink along the way.
But little did either of them know, three suspicious characters who has been following them throughout their date in secrect, decides to stop by and eat at the café as well.........
Zelda: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!~ (Seen Squealing lime a Fangirl While Seating at a Table Close to Mewtwo and Vivian's)
Toon: (Glares at the Princess Next to Him) Will you can it that squealing already? You're gonna end up blowing our cover at this rate.
Zelda: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I can't help it, Toon~ Just look at them!~ (Points Toon Link to Vivian Talking and Laughing with Mewtwo on the Other Table) They're so cute and fashionable together~ This the most I've seen our Mewwy being so happy all day-Ahh!~ This is so exciting!!~
Owain: (Chuckles Lightly) I couldn't agree with you more, my dear probcess!~ But uh- (Starts Looking Through the Menu Given to Him) Quick question, what is the difference between a cappuccino and a caffé mocha exactly?
Toon: One has steamed milk while the other have cream and those shredded up chocolate chips on top. (Grabs onto his Fake Beard While Thinking) I think.
Zelda: (Happily Nodded to Toon) You got it right. Ooh!- (Turns to her Boyfriend on her Left) And you can have the employees here making them, could even get creative and have the creams amd chocolate to whatever image you want, so long as it isn't too complicated.
Owain: (Lowers the Menu From his Face While Rubbing on his Chin, Intrigued) Ah is that so?~ (Smiles Brightly as He Places the Menu Down on the Table) Then I'll have me one, warm cup of cappuccino with a cream shape to.that of a Triforce! A representation of my princess golden heart~ (Winks at his Girlfriend Next to Him)
Zelda: (Smiles Lovingly at Owain) Then I'll have me a nice, creamy mocha with shreds of chocolates crafted of your handsome face~
Toon: (Rolls his Eyes to his Two Older Companions Now Sharing a Cute Eskimo Kiss) ('Ugh') I'll just have the Boba Tea.
Zelda: (Smirks at Toon a Bit) You just wanna chew on all the pearls inside, do you?
Toon: (Smirks Back at Zelda) You know it.
Back to Mewtwo and Vivian
Vivian: Oh my gooosh!~ You're tall, handsome, a legendary, AND a fellow Big Bang Theory fan this entire time!?~ (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Joy) Where have you BEEN all my life, Mewwy?~
Mewtwo: (Smiles a Bit at How Adorable Vivian is Being Right Now) Whatever hijinks the Smash Family takes me. (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) That being said, it still baffles me how half of them would sulk whenever I try to bring that up into most discussions.....
Vivian: (Smiles Sheepishly) Well, the scientific and overall geek like humor the show brings has been a turn off for most viewers back then. That and some of the main characters can be a bit much to deal with at times, Sheldon especially.
Mewtwo: Yes, he was truly a headache in few of the earlier seasons, but he has gotten better and more tolerable overtime, more or less, and I still find his catchphrase fun to say at times. Baaaaaa-
Mewtwo/Vivian: Zinga! (Eyes Widened at One Another Before Blushing and Giggling Among Themselves)
Toon: (Groans While Facepalming Himself) Can't go ONE day without talking about that dumb nerd show
Zelda: (Pouts at Toon Link) Oh lay off him, Toon. This is making happy right now.
Owain: (Gives Toon a Smile) Why not have a drink of that delicious Boba Tea of yours instead?
Toon: I'm gonna! (Takes a Sip of the Drink he Ordered)
Vivian: ('Sighs Dreamingly') This is such a fun date so thus far~ And the town as whole is simply fill with plenty of fond memories to share! (Smiles Softly at Mewtwo) All thanks to you, Mewwy~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to his Date) Think nothing of it. If anything, I should be thanking you for letting me show you around in the first place. (Starts Blushing a Bit) As well as a....day of your time with me.
Zelda/Owain: (Clasps Each Other's Hands Together as They Gawk Over Mewtwo and his Words) AWWWWWWWWWWW!!~
Toon Link teasingly sticks his tongue out before getting smack upside the head by Zelda.
Vivian: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh Mewwy~ Why must you always have a way with such sweet words?~
Mewtwo: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) You can thank Zelda. If it wasn't for her endless recommendations of romance movies, I possibility would have never become this well adapted to the concept and understandings of it's entire genre.
Zelda: (Immediately Got Up From her Seat and Screams Out....) I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, MEWWYYYYYYYY!~ (....Before Toon and Owain Quickly Sit Her Back Down and Covers her Mouth Shut)
Mewtwo quickly turns over to the familiarity of that loud voice, growing back to his suspension.
Vivian: Oh dear. Who was that just now?
Mewtwo: (Turns Over and Stare at the Shaking, Suspicious Looking Trio Again Before Sighing) No clue. Best to ignore it for now.
Vivian: (Nods to Mewtwo Suggestion) M'Kay.
Mewtwo: (Uses his Telepathy Ability Ona Certain Someone in Pink Hair) (Zelda.)
Zelda: (Giggles Awkwardly While Having at her Best Friend) (Hi, Honey....Winning out there?~)
Mewtwo: (Date is going great, yes.) (Raises an Eyebrow at Zelda) (Mind telling me why you and the boys are spying on us just now? Truthfully?)
Zelda: ('Sighs in Defeat') (We just wanted to see how you do on your first date.) (Smiles Softly) (We're so happy for you two right now, Mewwy. Really.)
Mewtwo: (SIghs While Smiling at Zelda) (I appreciate that a lot, Zelda)
?????: (Me too!~)
Both Mewtwo and Zelda gets startled before turning over to the familiar source of the third input of their telepathic conversation, Vivian.
Vivian: (Happily Waves at Zelda) (Hi, Zelda!~ I'm a telepath just like you guys are~ Suuuper near, huh?)
Zelda: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Pure Awe) (The neatest in the whole world~) (Turns to Mewtwo) (Never let her go, Mewwy!)
Vivian: (Gives Mewtwo the Most Cutest Smile Imaginable) (Pretty pleeeease?~)
Mewtwo: (Went Back to Blushing Again) (Got it.) (Turns to Zelda) (Now please let us enjoy our date in peace.)
Zelda: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) (Okayyy~ But I can't guarantee it'll be completely peace though~) (Starts Giggling Physically)
Mewtwo: (Stares at Zelda with a Deadpinned Expression) That seems reassuring.
Vivian: ('Sigh') Gosh~ I don't think I've ever gotten this excited since I developed a crush on Mario~
Mewtwo: Mario, h-
Tri Trio: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!~
Mewtwo quickly turns back to the Trio, who are now seen turning away, whistling to their own. He squints his eyes at them for a few seconds before turning his attention back to Vivian.
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') You had a crush on Mario, you say?
Vivian: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm. It was started all the way back in Twilight Town where I helped him get his identity back from that nasty jerk, Doopliss. He was the very first friend I've ever made- (Starts Blushing a Bit) And yet, over the course of our adventures together, my feelings for him begins to skyrocket from there. His courageous, strong yet gentle nature was more than enough to help encourage me to gain more confidence and fall head over shadow for him for days on end~ At.... least until I realized he was already fallen in love with another.
Owain: (Raises his Hand, Paying Attention to the Whole Conversation with the Others) Princess Peach?
Vivian: (Happily Points and Nods to Owain) That's right! His very own princess, the woman he will forever save in heartbeat, his one true love. It was her the whole time- (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of her Head) And it took me and a few of our other lady companions a while to fully realize that our hero in red was long since taken.
Mewtwo: Did it ever bother you in anyway?
Vivian: A little. It did hurt to know my chances with him was obsolete at the time, but now- (Smiles Softly) I'm happy for it. I've seen the way they love, support, and care one another on so many occasions that I've ended to lose count nowadays. They're made for each other and the last thing I ever wanna do is get in the way of that. (Places her Hand into her Chest) Instead, my only wish is to share experience that same kind of romance with someone to love and cherish on my own- (Suddenly Felt Mewtwo's Hand on Top of her Other One) Huh?
Mewtwo: Vivian, I may not exactly be the man in red you once seek in the past, but....(Gives his Date a Genuine Determined Look on his Face) I will still do everything in my power to fulfill your wish to far greater heights, from this day forward. But only if you would like to make our relationship more....official, starting today.
Toon: Oh my God, just KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY!!!
Zelda/Owain: Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. KIIIIIIISS!!~
Mewtwo: (Glares at the Trio) Can you NOT right n-
Then suddenly, Mewtwo felt a big, loving kiss getting planted on the top of his hand by none other than Vivian, much to his and eleven the trio's surprise.
Zelda/Owain: IT BEGIIIINS!!!~ (Starts Hugging and Hopping Up and Down Outta of Their Seats Together in Rejoice)
Toon: (Smiles Brightly) Oh yeah! We are starting off real strong today, folks!!
This might be the first time in his life that Mewtwo's blush becomes much redder thanks to his date giving his hand more rapid-fire kisses.
Mewtwo: So...I suppose I'll take that as a y-
Vivian: (Happily Rushes Over to Mewtwo's Side of the Table and Lovingly Hugs Him) Yes, yes, yes, yes- YES!!~
Tri Trio: YEEEEAAH!
Zelda: WOOOOOO!
Toon: ('Whistles in Rejoice')
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') Sure answers that question quickly.
Vivian: (Giggles Softly) Cause it made me the happiest I've ever been my whole life, silly!~ (Puts on a More Serious Look on her Face) Now, I need you listen to me very good and closely, Mario is a great man that I will forever look up to, but I don't need another version of him to make me happy. (Gives Mewtwo the Sweetest Smile Imaginable) All I want is to be with you and you alone. The most sweetest Legendary Pokemon who stole and secure my heart in place~ (Starts Smirking Seductive) And whom also just so happen to in my perfect kissing range~
Mewtwo: Yes, well- Sorry- (Raises an Eyebrow) What range are you-
Before Mewtwo could even hope to finish his question, Vivian leans over and gives him a very passionate kiss on the lips, giving the Tri-Trio.even more to cheer about.
Zelda: (Happily Fanning Herself in Tears) You guuuys~ ('Sniff') Our Mewwy finally got himself a girlfriend to love!~
Owain: (Pulls Zelda into a One Arm Hug) Thus marks a successful date night in our sights.
Toon: No kidding. (Watches Vivian Kissing All Over Mewtwo's Face While Snicker) She's REALLY in love with our lucky boy right now~
Zelda: ('Uuuuugh') The one time I left my home back home, WHY does it have to be today!? (Turns to Owain) Honeybunch, please tell me you have enough battery on your phone to take pictures.
Owain: Hmm...(Turns On his Phone, Only to Be Welcome with only 8% of Battery Left) Can't say I have I'm afraid. (Lowers his Head Down) I'm sorry.
Zelda: It's okay, baby~ (Gives Owain a Peck on the Cheek)
Toon: (Already Has his Phone Holding Up Vertically) Well, luckily for you two, I already took plenty a good shots and will happily send them to you once I'm done.
Owain: (Happily Gives Toon a Thumbs Up) Excellent work, champ!
Zelda: You're our lifesaver!!~
Toon: (Sway his Hand to the Side at the Couple Next to Him) Yeah, yeah. Hey, Vivian!
Vivian: (Stops Kissing Mewtwo Before Turning Her Attention to Toon Link) Hm?
Toon: Think you we could see you kiss Mewwy's lips again? (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on his Face) We wanna have a perfect shot and recording of that.
Zelda/Owain: (Happily Nodded)
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly) Sure you can!~
Mewtwo: No thanks.
Mewtwo takes out a gold Dimensional Ring out his vest pocket throws and it in front of the Tri-Trio's table as it expands into it's giant size before using his physic powers on all three of them and their shopping bags all at once.
Owain: Ack
Toon: Hey!
Zelda: Mewwy!
Mewtwo: You three can go back home instead. See you there. (Sends his Friends and Their Bags into Ring One by One)
Owain: Tally-Hooooo!
Toon: My Boba Tea!
Zelda: IMSTILLPROUDOFYOUMEWWYYYYYYY!~
Amd thus, the ring begins to spin around in a rapid speed before disappearing into thin air.
Vivian: (Giggles Softly) Your friends are so silly, Mewwy~
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') Headaches are more like it. But they are my headaches. (Turns to His Now Appointed Girlfriend) And they'll be yours too if you wish to be part of our friend group going forward.
Vivian: (Smiles Softly at her Now Appointed Boyfriend) I love that very much~ Thank you.
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) No problem. (Turns Away All Shy Like) Also, I would appreciate it greatly if you...... give me more kisses and affection from this day forward.....Only if you want to.
Vivian: (Giggles Some More While Gently Tilting Mewtwo's Head Back to Hers) Oho Mewwy~ You don't need to ask me that silly question.
Mewtwo: I...don't?
Vivian: No, silly~ I have all the love and time in the world, to share with a sweetheart like you in my life and I don't ever intend on stopping anytime soon. Now, pucker up those beautiful lips for me, please~ (Puckers Up her Lips as She Begins to Kiss Her Mewwy Once More) ('Mmmmwah~')
Bonus
The League of Villains are see chattering among one another at their usual spot in the dinning halls, until one of their veteran members, Mewtwo, suddenly appears in front of their table with a pink haired shadow girl in his arms and yellow colored kiss marks all over his face.
Bowser: Heh-Hey!
Villains (Sans for Kazuya): Mewwy!/Pichu!
Hades: Hellooo~ (Forms an Intrigued Smirk on his Face) Who is that lovely lady happens to be in those arms of yours, hmmm?~
Mewtwo: Vivian, my girlfriend.
Vivian: (Happily Waves at Everyone) Hiiiii!~
Mewtwo: I've known her for two days now and I vow to love and cherish her with my life.
Vivian: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Awww Mewwy!~ Me too!~ (Starts Kissing Him Again in his Cheek)
Sephiroth: Did not think you would be incapable of falling in love.
Mewtwo: Didn't think i would either at first and yet I am thinking the world of her. (Glares at his Somewhat Fellow Villains) Any of you make her feel any less than that or harm her in any capacity, I will end ALL OF YOU in a millisecond.. (Turns to the God of the Underworld) You especially, Hades.
Hades: (Starts Snickering) Oho come now, Mewwy my boy, we all know that would be near to impossible to rid of me that easily~
Ganondorf: It's true. He may not look it now, but he's fairly difficult to kill off all things considered.
Jun: (Gives Mewtwo a Reassuring Smile) But we promise to treat your lady friend with the upmost respect from this day forward.
Villains: Yeah/Sure, of course/Mmhmm.
Kazuya: (Too Busy Reading the Newspaper Until He Suddenly Felt his Wife's Shoulder Hitting His) Hm? (Looks Up to See Mewtwo and Vivian Begins Going Back to his Paper) Yeah, sure, whatever.
Mewtwo: (Simply Nods to the Group) Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse us, we'll be in the living room watching a movie with the others. And before any of you ask, yes, my girlfriend kiss and cuddle with me and I enjoy every second of it. Shut up. That is all.
Vivian: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Everyone as She Taken Away in Mewtwo's Arms) It was nice to meet you all today!~
Ridley: (Watches the Newset Couple Off) Huh. Well, whaddya know....Our boi in purple actually got himself a lady to love.
Ganondorf: (Forms a Fond Smile on his Face) And he introduced her to us and everything.
Jun: (Smiles Softly) He really is a sweetheart~
Hades: (Still Smirking) And even more of a dork than I thought. I am going to have oh so fun taunting him for this going forward~
Ganondorf: (Turns to Mewtwo) And risk having him and Zelda out for your head?
Hades: (Casually Shrugs) I'll take what I can handle. They don't scare me that much.
Misako: (Glares at Hades From a Distance) You're on thin ice, Hades. THIN. ICE!! (Angrily Pounds her Fist Onto the Palm of her Hand
Kyoko: (Points Two Fingers her Eyes and Then at Hades Before Her and Misako Starts Walking Off)
Kazuya: Yet you're still scared of those two brats?
Hades: (Glares at Kazuya) Those are not brats. They are DEMONS in disguises I tell you!
Kazuya: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Yeah. Sure.
Ridley: What did you even do to make them made this time?
Hades They're still mad at me for sicking my dark knights on Pitto and Yoshi months ago.
Bowser: (Raises an Eyebrow at Hades) You have a group of knights this whole time?
Hades: More like a group of interns I never bothered paying. (Forms an Evil Grin) And possibly never will- Hey-Ohh!
Ganondorf: ('Sigh') Of course.
Sephiroth: You'll gonna end being on their radar soon enough.
Hades: Nah, they worship me to high heavens, especially that Jean Whatshisface.
Bowser: You forgot one of your intern's name?
Hades: Hey, you can't expect me to have tabs on everyone that works for me. I have shit to do and ladies' hearts to conquer.
Jun: You truly are one of a kind, Mr. Hades.
Hades: Why, thank you, Jun~
Jun: I....don't necessarily mean that in a good way.
Hades: (Shrugs) A compliment's a compliment all the same~
Mini Fanfic #1345: Wing Chun Lessons with My Darling Gundham~ (Danganronpa Goodbye Despair)
9:49 a.m. at Jabberwalk Island: Sonia and Gundham's Bedroom........
TV: (Shows Off Ip Man Fighting Against General Miura on Screen)
Sonia: (Watching TV While Sitting on the Bed with Gundham in Genuine Awe) My goodness~ I don't believe I've ever seen such grace and great precision in those movements in hand-to-hand combat before.
Gundham: (Points Up his Finger with a Proud Smirk on his Face While Using his Other Hand to Help Feed his Four Dark Devas Some Seeds) Ah, but that's the beauty of the Divine Wing Chun Style, my Dark Queen. Graceful precision, swift movement, steady balance within each stances you are in, and most importantly, the inner will of fire to smite down ANY fools foolish enough to challenge you in combat from the beginning, until you reign upreme!!
Gundham let's out an evil sounding laugh mid sentence before he notices Sonoa is still staring at him wifh a smile on her face, prompting her Dark Knight to stop and clear his throat instead.
Gundham: But thats basically the gist of it. The teachings of such mastery was bestow upon to me at a young age, by my late grandfather of eternal darkness.
Sonia: ('Gasps') Your grandfather was dark lord as well?~ (Smiles Falters into a Bit of a Sad Frown) Who's...also not here with us? (Bows her Head Down to Gundham Along with the Four Devas) My sincerest condolences.....
Gundham: Your condolences were very much appreciated, but not truly needed, My Dark Queen. He lived a long and fruitful life: one where there is not a single ounce of regret was attached within him. I've long since accepted the outcome that was given-(Frowns a Bit) Despite how much I think and miss him these days..
Sonia: (Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her) I am certain that he misses you as well and would be very proud of the young man you have become today.
Gundham: You.....truly think so?
Sonia: (Gives Gundham a Reassuring Smile) I truly know so. Any parent would be proud of how much their offsprings grow. (Places her Hand onto her Chest with Derrmination in her Eyes) Just like how I'm proud enough to ask you to instruct me yours ways of Wing Chun Fighting Style!~
Gundham: ('Kehehe') Is that so? Surely you know this won't be an easy trial to prosper, yes?
Sonia: (Proudly Shows Off her Muscles) ('Hmph') Why, of course! I can't keep standing idly by and let everyone else fight my battles for me forever, regardless. I must become strong! Strong enough to become a better version of myself- (Gently Grabs Gundham's Hand) And to fight alongside you in battle, my love~
Gundham: (Eyes Widens and Blushes at The Sight of his Girlfriend's Beautiful and Determined Smile Before Turning Away Again) W-Well...If you're truly certain...(Quickly Pumps his Fist Up) Let our first day of our training arc commence!!
Sonia: (Happily Pumps her Fist Up in Rejoice) Horray!!~
The Four Devas happily squeaks to the Idea as well.
Gundham: But first! We must set up our very own Wing Chun Dummy. It is very crucial equipment to have for our session for today and onward.
Sonia: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) I know someone who could help with that?~
Gundham: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself at the Realization) Do we have to ask him for out assistance?
Sonia: (Playfully Shrugs) I don't know anyone else who can build things- (Leans Forward to Gundham Widening her Grin a Bit) Do yoooou?~
Gundham: ('Sighs in Defeat') Just...Hand me my phone from the counter already?
Sonia: (Smiles Brightly and Normally) Okay!~
Half and Hour of Construction Later, In the Training Room.......
Gundham: (Takes a Look at the All New Wing Chun Dummy Just Made For Him and Sonia) Hm. I'll admit, you truly outdid yourself today, Kazuichi.
Souda: (Already Has a Cheeky Grin on his Face) You know it! (Casually Tosses his Mallet Up and Down) Not to brag or anything, but I happen to be one of the top of student in Wood Shop Class in my middle school days.
Gundham: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) They have a class dedicated to building contraptions out of wood?
Souda: Yeah, it's actually a fun experience if you can get through the boring lectures, surprise pop quizzes, completing big projects that- (Slowly Starts Frowning in Feae The More He Starts Thinking About his Past) Could determine the majority of my grades, the constant bullying...in and out of classes, detention, and worse of all- ('Gulp') Cafeteria food!....
Gundham: Good lord, man! Was your middle school experience truly that traumatic?
Souda: ('Sighs Heavily') That and then some.....
Sonia: (Coming Straight Out of the Girls' Locker Room) Ohhh Gundham darling!~
Gundham: Yes, come forth, my Dark- (Eyes Widens at the Sight of his Girlfriend Now in her Workout Outfit, Ponytail and All) Q-Queen?~
Sonia: (Smiles Brightly) I'm ready for our first day of Wing Chun training!~ I hope you are as well~
Gundham: (Still Awe Struck at How Gorgeous Sonia Looks in his Perspective) Y-Y-Yes, of course I am....r-ready~
Souda: (Playfully Smirks at Gundham Next to Him) Yoooou sure about that, Lover Boy?~
Gundham: (Scowls at Souda in Annoyance) Don't coy with me, Kazuichi. (Raises an Eyebrow) How come you're not bewildered by her appearance far more than I am right now?
Souda: (Shrugs) It's simple. I've moved on from my one-sided crush, for a while now actually.
Sonia: It's true~ He hasn't behaved like a hopeless simp to me since we first reawaken you and Nekumaru!
Souda: (Turns to Sonia in Comical Disbelief) Did you have to put it like that, Miss Sonia!?
Sonia: (Places her Finger the Bottom of her Lips) Well, it was what Hiyoko would usually call you back then?
Souda: (Disbelief Turns into a Glare) Seriously!? Screw her!! (Sighs Heavily Again Before Turning Back to Gundham While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Anyways, I figured how much you really mean to her a while before that, so I decided to let go and back off.
Gundham: Is....(Genuinely Surprised by What Souda Just Said) That right?
Souda: (Simply Nodded) 100%. (Forms a Bright Grin on his Face) But it's all not bad! I would've never gotten together with Mikan rght now if reality didn't slap me in the face beforehand.
Gundham: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) You share a sacred bond with that bumbling nurse?
Souda: (Glares at Gundham a Bit) Hey, don't bad-mouth her like that! Sure, she's clumsy and have plenty of other problems we're still working on right now, but she really cool to be around with once you get to know her some more. (Turns Away Rolling his Eyes) And at least she doesn't constantly flirt with me like that jerk Nagito does..... (Suddenly Realizes What He Just Said Before Yelping and Quickly Covering his Mouth)
Sonia: Now, why would Nagito of all people, flirt with you- ('GASPS') Unless!?~
Souda: Ohhh! Would you uh- (Chuckles Awkwardly as He Shakingly Shows off his Warch) Look at the time! I gotta get back to finish my latest project now, so- (Quickly Speed Walk his Way Out of the Room) BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sonia: (Happily Waves Goodbye to the Ultimate Mechanic) So long, Souda! Thanks again!~ (Turns to Gundham) My, such an unorthodox trio those three make, don't you think?
Gundham: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Indeed. We'll discuss more of this new discovery further later. We have work to do.
Sonia: (Excitedly Pumps Both her Fists Forward) Osu!~
Gundham: (Walks Sonia to the Wing Chun Practice Dummy) Now, this dummy tool Kazuichi made for us today a contains three to four parts: two upper arms, one middle arm, and the leg to simulate an opponent’s arms and center line for practicing forms and maneuvering. It even helps enhance the trainer's techniques, structure, and limb conditioning along the surface. Observe.
Gundham takes one deep breath before getting into proper stance and swiftly attacks the arms of the practice dummy, from top to mid section. After that, he delivers a fury of punches onto the bare chest before rinsing and repeat while making tiny side-steps, from side to side, while doing it.
This, in turn, leaves his Dark Queen struck in pure awe by his stunning performance thus far.
Gundham: To perform these strikes direct and precisely, one must have a clear focus on the opponent's body points and movements while preventing and even countering every attack he or she plans to make! I advise you to keep doing this until you find the perfect vital spot to perform your final, most powerful strike you can muster: Like......SO!
Gundham erforms one last palm to the dummy's chest, strong enough to have the entire equipment wobbling for a few seconds before getting back in it's place. Thus, leaving The Ultimate Breeder to wind his fist and stance back into a different position entirely as he stops striking for now.
Sonia: (Happily Claps her Hands to Gundham) Ohhhhhhh!~ That was the most jolliest shows I've ever seen yet, Gundham, bravo!!~
Gundham: (Proudly Bows his Upper Body Dpwn to Sonia and her Applauds) Yes, yes, you are far too kind for me, My Dark Queen of Destruction~ Surely you are ready to give a crack at it now, yes?
Sonia: (Happily Nodded with Great Determination I her Eyes) ('Hmph') You bet!~
Gundham: (Simply Nodded in Approval) Very good. (Steps Back a Bit While Presenting Sonia the Wing Chun Dummy) Now, come forth! Since this marks your very first day of practice, I suggest you start off in a more slower like pace.
Sonia: (Takes a Deep Breath While Walking Over to the Training Dummy) Okay. Slower pace first. I can do this! (Gets into her Stance Before She Felt Gundham Tilting her Head Back a Bit) Hm?
Gundham: I needed to make sure your face isn't too close to any of the upper arms.... (Carefully Straightens a Now Ticklish Sonia's Body a Bit) Have a better positioning annnnd.....(Guves Sonia a Kiss on the Cheek Before Turning Away Shyly Again) A-A kiss for...good luck or what have you.......
Sonia: (EEEEEEE!~ I love him so muuuch!~) (Smiles Brightly at her Dark Knight) Thank you so much, darling, I'll do my very best!~
After receiving a single nod from Gundham, Sonia turns back to the training dummy, takes another deep breath, and begins to make her first hit one of the upper arms with a backhand, another backhand shot o the mid section's arm, and a fist strike onto the chest before pausing herself for a second.
So this is how it feels to hit something with her bare hands, she ponders......It stings a little bit, but oddly satisfying to pull off on her own. As she resumes back to hitting more of the arms and chest, her rhythm begins to develop more fluently as her movement starts getting faster, little by little. All while a big smile creeps up on her face, enjoying every second of this new, exhilarating experience.
Gundham: (Starts Nodding his Head in Approval) Yes, that's it. Keep going. Put all your force into it.
Sonia puts more force into her attacks as instructed. It's not enough to make the entire equipment wobbly, but it does help keep her determined and energized while doing it.
Gundham: Left, right, up down, chest strike, left-right- Don't forget the Side Step!
Sonia does all of what Gundham tells her while side stepping from side to side, effortlessly.
Gundham: (Let's Out a Proud, Evil Sounding Laugh While Cheering Sonia On) Yehehesss! EXCELLENT work, My Dark Queen! Keep at it! Show that plank of multi armed wood who is truly superior in this scenario- YOU! The Ultimate Princess to my darkened heart- S-
'SMACk'
Sonia: YAAAAAAAAH!
Gundham: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Horror After Hearing the Yelp of his Now Hurting Queen) SONIA!!
Sonia: (Frantically Jumps Up and Down, Holding Her Foot in Pain) Ouch-Ouch-Ouch-Ooouch! I miss and kick the dummy!!
Gundham: (Quickly Rushes Over to Sonia) Fear not, my dear!! (Picks Sonia Up on his Arms) I'll patch you up right away- STAT! (Rushes Over to the Nearby Table with a First Aid Kit Sitting on Top of It)
Sonia: (Gently Rubs the Back of Gundham's Shoulder) Now, Gundham, calm down. There's no need to get yourself worked up over a simple mishap I made.
Gundham: (Sighs Heavily as He Calms Himself Down) Right.....Of course. (Gently Puts Sonia Down on the Table) This is not the time for pointless panics- (Carefully Takes Off Sonia's Shoe and Then the Sock) It's my duty as your instructor and dark knight to nurture you to my greatest abilities! (Opens Up the First-Aid Kit Box)
Sonia: (Giggles Softly) You're so sweet~ For what it's worth it's worth, I quite enjoy the training experience thus far.
Gundham: (Smiles a Bit as He Gets Down on One Knee and Carefully Wraps the Bandage Tape Around Sonia's Slightly Damaged Foot) Hm. That's good. I'm proud say that you're doing well for your first session, thus far.
Sonia: You really think so?
Gundham: (Simply Nodded) I know and firmly believe so. You've done your very best, but make no mistake! For this is only the beginning of the harsh, grueling filled journey ahead of us. (Raises an Eyebrow at Sonia) I do hope you'll be prepared by then.
Sonia: (Excitedly Pumps her Fists Forward Once More) Osu!~ I will be up and ready for whatever challenge that comes our direction! But first.....
Gundham: (Looks Up at Sonia) Hm?
Sonia: (Playfully Perks Up her Lips a Bit) Don't you think I deserve a little reward for all of efforts here today?~ Like a nice, big kiss from a certain Dark Knight perhaps?~
Gundham: (Eyes Widens While Blushing FROM Sonia's Request) A-A kiss from yours truly, you say?....
Sonia: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm~ It's all I want and deserve after all~ (Playfully Smirks at her Boyfriend) Oh, and don't think I haven't the way you were looking at me earlier~ Those lips of yours were practically begging to kiss mines from the very beginning, were they not?~
Gundham: (Let's Out a Sigh in Defeat Before Smirking a Bit) Once again, your keen of observation had read me like book. Very well- (Gets Himself Back Up on his Feet) For your hard work and fast learning for today, my lips are all- YO!?
Sonia gently pulls Gundham close to her by the neck of his shirt, to give him the most loving, tender kiss on the lips he has ever received from her yet. As prideful and shy as he is to admit it, he too wanted to share a kiss like this for today.
Sonia: Ohh Gundham, my love~ ('Mwah') How I love and adore you ever so!~ ('Mmwah') You know you're more than welcome to kiss me whenever you wish- ('Mwah Mwah') Yes?~
Gundham: ('Mwah') The thought never occurred to me at the time. ('Mwah') Even if it did- (Moans a Bit as He Felt Sonia Kissing the Side of his Neck) I wouldn't want to be too greedy about it~
Sonia: (Giggles Softly Once More) You thoughtful silly-billy!~ I wouldn't mind that at all.
Gundham: Truly?
Sonia: (Happily Nodded) There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a little bit of greed, especially if you want to share your special kissy time with the one you deeply love~
Gundham: (Starts Nodding his Head in Agreement) Hm. That sounds reasonable enough. I'll be sure to keep that in mind going forward. (Gently Tilts Sonia's Chin Up a Bit) Right now, I choose to continue sharing this tender movement: just you and m-
'DOOD SHUTS WIDE OPEN'
?????/?????: GUESS WHO'S HERE TO TRAAIN!~
Gundham: (Sighs as He Immediately Pulls on a Deadpinned Look at Two Familiar Faces Standing by the Door) Nevermind. It's postponed.
Sonia: (Happily Waves Hello to her Two Friends) Good late morning, Akane and Nekumaru!!~ Feeling energized today?
Akane: You know it! (Closes the Door Behind her and Nekumaru) What you two doing here today- (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Besides making out for minutes on end.
Sonia: (Giggles Softly) That's exactly what we were doing until you've arrived!~
Gundham: Which I must reiterate: has now been postponed. (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) No thanks to you two clowns......
Nekumaru: (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Sorry about that bud. We'll make it up to you two on our double date later tonight, our treat.
Akane: Meat Edition!~
Gundham: Riiiiiight. Well, if you must know, I was training Sonia in the Arts of Wing Chun.
Akane: (Eyes Begins to Widen a Bit) Wing Chun? That fighting style that Ip Man guy uses to fight people with?
Sonia: (Happily Nodded) The very same!~ His movies inspired me to learn and experience the journey myself. (Gently Pulls Gundham's Cheek Up and Down) Much thanks to my Dark Knight in shining armor here~ (Kisses Gundham's Cheek)
Nekumaru: (Smiles Brightly) Niiice! So are we as a matter of fact.
Gundham: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Fellow Couple) You two want to learn the essence of Wing Chun Arts?
Akane: (Smiles Brightly as Well) Yeah, it looks hella fun and challenging enough as of it is.
Nekumaru: (Forms a More Competitive Grin) And you guys know the two of us never back down from a challenge.
Akane: (Pounds her Fist Onto the Palm of her Other Hand) No matter what kind of random bullshit that comes our way!
Nekumaru: (Shares a Manly HandshKe with his Girlfriend Next to Him) HELL YEAH GAHAAA!
Gundham: (Sighs as He Watches Nekumaru and Akane Laughing Among Each Other) So much for a simple training session only reserved for the two of us......
Sonia: (Turns Back to Gundham with a Smile) Come now, I think it would be more fun to include them along. The more is-
Gundham: "Always the merrier." I'm aware. (Crosses his Arms While Pouting a Bit) They better prepare themselves for the hell I will give them in a next few minutes!
Sonia: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Oh, I'm sure it wouldn't be too much of an issue for them. They were the toughest in our class after all.
Mini Fanfic #1344: Enter Vivian♡~ (SSBU X Paper Mario)
2:31 p.m. at the Smash Mansion........
Mario/Peach: (Forms a Group Hug to Their House Guest-) Vivi!!~
Peach: We're so happy you've made it here today!
Vivian: (Happily Hugs the Couple Back) Thank you~ I'm happy to spot your mansion out in the open in time. It's so big compared to entirety of Smash Town.
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Yeah, we've been getting that a lot these days, believe or not. The trip here wasn't too much trouble for you, was it?
Vivian: (Quickly Shakes her Head) N-No, not at all! Granted, I may have stumbled here and there and getting across with the crowd of people surrounding me, was enough to make my head spin a bit, but I've persevered!....Thankfully.
Peach: ('Sighs a Bit in Relief') That's good to hear. Spring Break is almost around the corner, so the roads and sidewalks would usually get busy throughout afternoon hours. (Smiles Brightly) But nevermind that for now, tell us how you've been!~ Are your sisters treating you well these days?
Vivian: (Smiles Back) I've been doing relatively well these days. My magic has gotten better and Mr. Bobbery taught me how to play the accordion~ (Frowns While Holding Her Arm) I....can't say the same about my relationship with my sisters however.....
Mario: (Sighs Heavily While Facepalming Himself) Mama mia- Have they been mistreating you again!?
Peach: (Starts Cracking Both her Knuckles with a Darkened Glare in her Eyes) Do you need ME to have a chat with them- (Grits her Teeth) in PRIVATE?
Vivian: (Frantically Shakes Both of her Hands in Front of Mario and Peach) N-Nono- Please! They're not worth any sort of trouble, I swear!!
Mario/Peach: (Softens Their Anger, Only For a Little Bit) Are you sure?
Vivian: Positive! I promise!! (Went Back to Holding her Arm Again) But anyways, they haven't punish me as much as they used to back when we were children, but Beldam stills thinks very little of me and would always insult me whenever anything don't go her way. Meanwhile, Marilyn still does whatever Beldam tells her to do and not give me a time or day, so it seems I'm back to square one. (Looks Down on the Ground Somberly) They'll never accept me as their sister no matter how much confidence I have.....
Mario and Peach frowns sadly to their old friend's dilemma. It's unfortunate to say that not a lot has changed within the Three Shadow Sisters' triangle or lack thereof.
Vivian: (Giggles a Bit) But I guess it couldn't be help. It was silly of me to think that there would be any progress to be made to begin wi- (Suddenly Felt Mario Gently Grab Hold of her Hand) Hm?
Mario: (Gives Vivian the Most Firm, Yet Sincere Look on his Face) If you ever need someone to talk to, if you ever need a shoulder to lean on when you are at your lowest, please- (Place Something Down onto the Alm of Vivian's Hand) Don't hesitate to come back here anytime. (Let's Go of Vivian's Hand)
Vivian: (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Golden Dimensional Ring Sitting on her Palm) Mario.....You- (Looks Back Up at Mario and Peach with Now Sparkling Eyes) You guys really want me to come by here more often?~
Peach: (Gives Vivian a Loving, Reassuring Smile on her Face) Of course we do, dear~ You're one of our dearest friends and we want to make someone as sweet and brave as you get all the love and appreciation she most certainly deserves every single day, no matter what.
Vivian: Mario......Peach......(Heart Starting to Melt as Tears Begins to Fall Down From her Hidden Eyes) I- ('Sniff') I-I don't know what to say....Thank you.....('Sniff') (Pulls the Couple into Another Group Hug) T-Thank you so much!!~
Peach: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Vivian Back Alongside Mario) Aww~ There's no need to thank us~ It's the least we can do for a dear friend.
Mario: (Smiles Softly) You have been one of the many huge helps to Peach and I in the past, we wanna return a favor because you're our friend and we love you so much.
Vivian: Oh Mario~ ('Sniff') I love you guys too!~ (Continues Snuggling onto her Friend's Warm Embrace)
Meanwhile........
Owain: (Is Seen Walking with Zelda and Mewtwo From a Mid Distance) I must say, m'lady, your recommendations in all things entertainment, remains unmatched. The first half of One Piece was marvelous!
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly While Hugging her Boyfriend's Arm the Whole Time) Right? I knew you'd come around to liking it, Owain!~
Mewtwo: (Turns to Owain) I never took you to be an advent fan of pirates until now.
Owain: (Turns to Mewtwo with a Bigger Grin on his Face) Why, of course. Mother would use to tell all kinds of daring pirate related stories back in my gubby years and it's only thanks to this One Piece phenomenon that my love for them reignited into a blaze of glory!
Zelda: Ooh, you are gonna fall even more in love with the Pirates of the Caribbean series then~
Owain: ('Gasps') Stories involving pirates held from the actual Caribbean region?~
Zelda: (Giggles Softly) More or less~ The main star happens to be this cunning trickster of a pirate captain named Jack Sparrow. Kinda reminds me of you in a way.
Owain: Really now? Please, do tell.
Zelda: Well, you both are cunning, daring, charismatic, really good with swords. (Forms a Bit of a Cheeky, Seductive Smirk on her Face) The only difference I love to point out however, is that you are far more handsome and kissable than he ever was in my perspective~ (Starts Kissing Owain's Cheek)
Owain: (Chuckles Ticklishly) And you remain as majestic and beautiful as the Triforce you proudly represent~
As the third wheel of the trio, Mewtwo was, more or less, content on letting the the lovebirds flirt with one another right beside him as he his thoughts on anything pirates related lingers. That is, until something or....rather someone manages to suddenly catch his eye from a mid distance.
Suddenlyyyyyy!~ LIFE has a new meaning!~ To meeeeee~
A purple shadow like figure with long, fluffy pink hair and bright yellow lips smiling about, wearing a red and white stripe hat.....Mewtwo has never met this woman before in his whole life and yet her smile alone was enough to make him stop everything and stare at her in genuine awe.
Why is that, he ponders....Who is this woman? What reason does she have for being here? Why is it becoming hard for him to keep his eyes away? And why did the song Suddenly by Billy Ocean started playing in a close radius all of a sudden.....Is what he was about to ask himself, until he turns over to the sorce of that last question.
Pit: (Chuckles Awkwardly a Bit) Sorry. (Lowers the Volume Down From his Phone a Bit) I really like this song a lot. (Smiles a Bit) Even Viridi sung it to me a lot onkaraoke nights as a matter of fact.
Mewtwo: (Watches Pit Walk Off) So she has....(Then Stumbles Upon Zelda and Owain Staring at Him with Pure Glee and Excitement in Both Faces) ('Sigh') Do I even want to know why you two are like this right now?
Zelda: Mewwyyyy!~ (Happily Hugs her Best Friend) Don't tell us you're actually developing your very first feelings for that girl over there, right now!~
Owain: (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh as he Pats Mewtwo on the Back) Hoo-Hoo- You sly dog! We always knew this day would come tuition. One of us more than others.
Zelda: (Happily Nodded in Pure Excitement) Mmhm Mhmm!~
Mewtwo: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) No surprise there. (Turns Back to Vivian) Although, it would be dishonest of me to say I have no interest in her whatsoever.
Owain: Which is all the most reason why you should keep your chin up, hover your way over, and go talk to her with the best of your ability, champ. You don't seem to have anything to lose at the moment.
Mewtwo: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Perhaps. But the chances of an opportunity being wasted could go slim at a short notice. No doubt she'll find me less interesting overtime if I'm not-
Zelda: (Immediately Grabs onto Both of Mewtwo's Shoulders While Giving him a Stern but Reassuring) Mewwy! Listen, I know this whole romance journey you're now on can feel like a beginner's trap at times and there's absolutely nothing wrong with getting cold feet right now-
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') I'm not nervous in the slightest, Zelda. Only cautious.
Zelda: (Rolls her Eyes) Same difference, not the point! This isn't the kind of thing where you can just waste all your time on worrying about the what ifs or what have you, It's something you gotta take risk on, making the first step and leap, communicate, and see where it all takes you from there with your head held up and confidence boost increasing little by little overtime.
Owain: And only then, you would be ready to truly experience the romance world together for the very first time, with you potential mistress, hand by hand.
Zelda: (Forms a Confident Smirk) With a little assistance and expertise from yours truly, of course~ What do you say?
Zelda and Owain puts on their respective bright, respective grins toward their Legendary companion.
Mewtwo: (Crosses his Arms Together) It's clear that two know more about romance than I originally thought. (Looks Back Vivian From Afar) And I'm still not opposed to giving it an honest shot myself. (Takes a Quick Deep Breath) Very well. I'm ready.
Zelda: That's the spirit!~ We believe in you 175%
Mewtwo: (Turns Back to Zelda) Seems like an awful lot of percentage you're giving me right now.
Zelda: (Starts Snickering a Bit) You think that's big? Guess how much percentage I have into simply loving you each day~
Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow) Over a thousand?
Zelda: Ten-Thousand to be exact, and counting~ (Gives her Best Friend a Kiss on the Cheek) Now, go out there and get yourself lady to love!~
Owain: So we can have ourselves the most glorious double date of the century!! (Raises his Fist Up in Rejoice)
Zelda: (Happily Raises Her Fist Up as Well) HA-ZAH!!~
Mewtwo shakes his head bit with a very small smirk on his Face before hovering himself over to his crush.
Zelda: (Sighs Happily While Watch Mewtwo Hover Off as She Laus her Head onto Her Boyfriend's Shoulder) Look at him, Owain. My Legendary is about to finally venture into the dating world with us~ Isn't it great?~
Owain: (Wraps his Arms Around Zelda's Shoulders) Glorious is what is on my vocabulary today! (Uses his Other Hand to Scratch Under his Chin) Though, I do wonder how many percentage you have for your love for me alone.
Zelda: (Starts Giggling) Over 9000~
Owain: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) What- 9000!? That's an awfully high percentage rate!
Zelda: Yeah and it continues to count, second by second, as we speak~ (Gives Owain a Kiss on the Lips) Now, come, we have some disguises shopping we need to do.
Owain: Ooh! (Smiles Excitedly Before Walking Away with Zelda) Can we find me dashing fedora and a sophisticated moostache for me to wear along the way?~
Zelda: Only if you can help find me the most stylish sunhat in the planet~
Owain: You have got yourself a deal, m'lady!~
Back to Vivian
Vivian: (Seen Laughing with Mario and Peach)
??????: Excuse me?
Vivian: (Turns Over to the Person Talking to Her From Behind) Yes? Can I help- (Eyes Slowly Begins to Widens Behind her Fluffy Curls at a Purple, Tall, Alien Like Being Hovering Behind Her) Y-You?~
Mario/Peach: (Happily Waves to Mewtwo) Hiii Mewtwo!~
Peach: Is something the matter, dear?
Mewtwo: It's nothing dire, i can assure you. I couldn't help but notice the two of you talking to this new friend of yours, so I decided to take this opportunity to introduce myself to her if it's no trouble.
Vivian: I-I-Introduce yourself?......To me?~
Mario: Not at all. She's actually one of my many old friends from my old adventures in the past, Viv-
Peach: Mario!~
Mario: (Turns to his Princess) Hm?
Peach: (Points Mario to a Now Flustered Vivian Looks Up Mewtwo in a Now Hushed Voice) Looooook!~
Vivian: Oh- O-Oh my goodness~ You're so- (Slowly Stretches her Upward to Reach to Mewtwo's Face) Super duper tall~
Mewtwo: And you can extend the bottom half of your body to actual greater heights at will. Impressive.
Vivian: (Felt her Eyes Widening From Under her Bangs) Oh! (Giggles Softly While Blushing Bright Pink) T-Thank you~ It's nothing too special compared to all the other neat tricks I can do though.
Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Curiosity) Really now? I take it you can manipulate shadows?
Vivian: (Happily Nodded) Yup! And I can create plenty of magic with the palm of my hands, mostly file-based though- B-But that's beside the point for now- Allow to me introduce myself! (Reach her Hand Out to Mewtwo) My name is Vivian!~ My close friends call me Vivi for short~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to Vivian's Introduction) Mines is Mewtwo. ('Sigh') But- (Accepts Vivian's Gesture as He Holds Onto to her Hand) I suppose some choses call me Mewwy instead, on a daily basis.
Vivian: (Giggles Softly While Shaking Mewtwo's Hand) It's so nice to meet you, Mewwy!~ (Smiles Softly) You have such a beautiful name~
Mewtwo: The actual one or the nickname itself?
Vivian: Yes~
Mewtwo: (Eyes Begins to Widened a Bit as It's his Turrn to Blush Now) Oh! I-I see...(Clears his Throat a Bit Before Simply Nodding) Thank you. I like yours as well.
Mario: (Smiles Brightly at the Duo's Interacting with One Another) D'awww~
Peach: Right!?~ A new experience for Mewwy to learn and a new start for Vivian to embark. I've never an opportunity writes itself so beautifully structured in all my life until now!~
Mario: Neither could I, it's incredible!
Peach: Simply the best!!~ (Turns to Mario) We gotta give a little boost, Mario, we just gotta!~
Mario: As matchmakers?
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Precisely!~ Now, follow my lead, okay?
Mario: (Nods to Peach's Request)
Peach: Oh Mewwy!~
Mewtwo/Vivian: (Turns Their Attention Back to The Power Couple) Hm?
Peach: Would you be a dear and sweetheart and show our friend, Vivi, here all around the mansion for us please?~
Vivian: (Tour of the mansion?) (Eyes Widens Behind her Curls at the Realization as She Bluses Once More on Cue) (J-Just the two of us alone!?~)
Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Not that I oppose to the udea in particular, but weren't you two about to do that earlier.
Mario: Yes, but something has been brought up at the last second, on our end, unfortunately- (Happily Gives Mewtwo the Thumbs Up) So it looks like we have no choice to count on you from here on out!
Peach: (Happily Waves at the Duo) We'll be in our rooms if any of you need anything~ Ta-Ta for now!~
Mario and Peach begins to giggle playfully mischievously with one another as they scurry their way to the staircase, leaving the purple duo alone.
Vivian: (Watches her Two Friends Scurry Off) I wonder what they need to do at this time?
Mewtwo: Knowing them, they'll probably be in their room, cuddling till dawn.
Vivian: (Gasps Before Clasping her Hands Together with a Big Smile on her Face) My gosh- They cuddle?~ That's so adorable!~
Mewtwo: (Shrugs) Mm. It's practically a tradition for almost everyone in this mansion to cuddle with one another more often these days.
Vivian: (Gasps Once More as She Felt Her Eyes Sparkling While Turning Back to Mewtwo) Even you?~
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') Yes, even me. My best friend, Zelda, would always rope me into a plethora of hugs and/or cuddle sessions every chance she gets. In her words, I'm....(Blushes a Little) "Very Cuddly".
Vivian: So precious~
Mewtwo: ('Clears Throat') Speaking of which, her and her boyfriend, Owain or Odin the Dark he would usually call himself, are both skilled in using their own sets of magic as well. Zelda's is most light-based while Owain's is strictly dark-based.
Vivian: (Already Intrigued) Fascinating~ I can't help to meet them already!~
Mewtwo: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Oh, I'm certain they can't wait to meet you too. They'll probably beg us to watch the Pirates and the Caribbean movies at some point today.
Vivian: Ooh!- (Happily Claps her Hands Together) I love those movies!~ They're filled with plenty of grand adventures, rich pirate lore, and historical values~ (Starts Giggling a Bit) I watch them so many times with my friend, Bobbery and Goombella, that it makes me wanna be one of my own too, tee-hee~
Mewtwo: ( ('Sigh') Yep. Those two are definitely gonna love her alright.)
Vivian: Hey, Mewwy?
Mewtwo: Yes?
Vivian: You know........(Starts Getting Shy While Twisting her Hips From Side to Side a Bit) I-If you like, I'd be more than happy to be your cuddle partner along the way~ (Starts Blushing Yet Again) B-But again, ONLY if you want to!
Mewtwo: (Suddenly Begins to Blush as Well) If....you insist, sure. We still have a tour to get through first however.
Vivian: R-Right! (Claps Both of her Puff Cheeks to help Get Back to her Sense) Of course! (Giggles a Bit Awkwardly) You must've gotten tired of talking to me already, huh?
Mewtwo: Not at all, no. To tell you the truth, I'm finding your company more enjoyable thus far, so thank you for- (Suddenly Felt Vivian Happily and Bashfully Hugging onto his Shoulder) Hm?
Vivian: T-Thank you!~ I enjoy your company too, Mewwy~
Mewtwo: (Stares at Vivian For a Brief Second Before Blushing Yet Again Before Nodding) R-Right. Let us begin our tour then.
Vivian: (Happily Points Forward Whils Still Hugging Mewtwo's Arm) Forward and onward!~ S-Say- (Starts Hovering Along with Mewtwo) Do you mind showing me around Smash Town someday? I was so focused on seeing Mario and Peach today that I never got the chance to explore it as I should.
Mewtwo: Not at all. Do you....want it to be a....date like event then?
Vivian: I'd love that very much, Mewwy~ Thank you~
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Mini Fanfic #1343: Babysitting the Psycho Soldiers (King of Fighters)
4:45 p.m. at Athena's Coffee Shop.........
Bao/Momoko: (Happily Runs Over to Shingo) Big Brother Shingo!!~
Shingo: (Happily Spread his Arms Wide Open While on One Knee) Bao! Momo! Long time, no se- Oof! (Immediately Gets Hug Tackled by the Two Youngest Members of The Psycho Soldiers)
The Psycho Soldiers' master, Chin Genstai, skip and hop his way inside the establishment without a single care in the world, before eventually stopping in his tracks
Chin: Hm? (Looks Up and Turns From Side to Side, Looking for Something) Could've sworn I saw a monarch flew around here.....(Looks Down and Smiles at Shingo and The Two Kids) Ah, hello there, young man.
Shingo: Hi, Master Chin.
Athena: (Rapidly Bowing her Upper Body Down to Shingo and Leona) We can't thank you and Shingo enough for watching over the kids and Master Chin for us in a few days!~
Kensou: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah, you two are real lifesavers today.
Leona: (Smiles Back at the Duo) It's no problem. We're happy to help. (Starts Holding onto her Arm as her Smile Becomes More Sheepish) Even if I do have very little experience of babysitting.......
Athena: (Gives Leona a Reassuring Smile) Oh there's no need for ou to be nervous. The kids (and mostly) master may be a handful at times, but I'm sure they'll warm up to you in an instant.
Shingo: Yeah. (Gets Back up on his Feet While Having Momoko Sitting on his Shoulder and Giving a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Just do the best you can and everything will go smoothly from there.
Bao and Momoko happily nodded to Leona,prompting her to smile back at both them and her boyfriend altogether.
Leona: Okay, if you all are certain i have it takes....(Turns Back to Athena and Kensou) By the way, which part of the continent you said you two would be touring again?
Athena: (Happily Points Up at the Ceiling) All around Europe!!~ France, Italy, England-
Kensou: (Forms the Brightest Grin Imaginable) And most especially, Paris! (Crosses his Arms in a More Sophisticated (Dorky) Manner) A city of romance shared by even the most committed of couples-
Athena: (Happily Wraps One Arm.Around Kensou's Shoulders While Raising her Fist Up in the Air) And bestest of friends!~ Just like the two of us, Kensou~
Kensou: (Slouches his Arms Down in Hopeless, Right on Cue) R-Right.....Two of us.....Just friends......
As being friendzoned for the umpteenth time for the poor Dragon Warrior in training, he catch a glimpse of the others staring and at him with dread, and pity on each of their faces as they made awkward sizzling sounding noises through their teeth.
Kensou: (Comically Glares at the Gang) Are you guys TRYING to make me feel worsr today!!?
'Beep Beep BEEP'
Athena: Ooh- Our tour bus arrived. (Turns Back to the Rest of her Squad) Bao, Momo, be on your best behaviors for your Big Brother Shingo and Big Sis Leona while we're away, like good children you are.
Kensou: (Turns to Chin) And Master, please don't give anyone a hard time with any of your drunken antics. I'm serious!
Chin: ('Sigh') Honestly, it's baffling how very little faith you kids have for your elders these days.....(Forms a Confident Grin on his Face) I'll be still as a log so long as I got my possession greatest with me. (Flips his Bottle of Sake Up and Catches it with One Hand at Ease)
Shingo: .....We'll keep a closer eye on him
Athena: Great!~
Moments Later......
Athena: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Everyone From the Window of her Tour Bus) Au revoir, everyone!~ (Blows Kisses Before She Resumes Waving Shortly After)
Kensou: (Waving Goodbye to Everyone by Using Both Arms) I KNOW MY CHANCES ARE SLIM TO NONE, BUT PLEASE ROOT FOR ME ANYWAYYYYS!!~
Shingo: (Waves Goodbye to the Psycho Duo Along with Everyone Else) Goodbyeee!
Bao/Momoko: So looong!~/Bye-Byeee!~
Leona: Take care!
Momoko: (Let's Out a Heavy Sounding Sigh as She Watches the Bus Drives Off) Oh my gooooosh that was so brutal to watch......
Bao: ('Sigh') Tell me about it. She friendzoned Kensou so many times that it's starting to get hard to tell if she's actually being oblivious towards his feelings or not......
Chin: (Puts on a Reassuring Smile) I'm sure those two crazy kids will get a clue and be together someday. Hopefully. Probably. (Forms a More Confused Look on his Face While Scratching the Top of his Head a Bit) Maybe?
Leona: Well, there'll be plenty other options for Kensou available to have if his interest in Athena doesn't work out.
Shingo: Assuming he'll ever get her off his mind by then.......
Everyone: ('Sigh') Yeah......
Shingo: (Smiles Brightly) Now, who wants some ice cream?
Bao/Momoko: (Happily Raises Their Hands Up in the Air in Rejoice) Yayyyy!~
Few Minutes of Eating Some Ice Cream at Freezey Wonderland Later........
Momoko: (Happily Enjoying her Strawberry Ice Cream on a Cup While Walking Alongside the Others on the Sidewalk) Kawaaaaa!~ Freezey's Ice cream are always the best~ (Looks at Shingo) I can't believe you and Big Sis Kula became king and queen there this whole time.
Bao: (Looks Up While Holding a Blueberry Smoothie in his Hand) Were those ice cream challenges really that tough to beat?
Shingo: Oh, it was a breeze for Kula- (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Not so much on my department though. To this day, it still surprises me how my brain wasn't completely frozen solid that day.....
Leona: (Holding Shingo's Hand The Whole Time) I say the amount the sheer willpower you had that day, may have given you the edge. (Smiles Softly as She Rest the Side of her Head onto Her Boyfriend's Shoulder) As expected for my sweet, brave king~
Leona kisses Shingo right on the cheek, prompting him to blush woth a bit of a dopey smile on his face.
Bao/Momoko: AWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Momoko: You two really are cute together~ ('Gasps') You should become a queen!~
Bao: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah! With a really shiny tiara and dress to match.
Shingo: (Excitedly Raises his Hand Up) I 105% second that notion!~
Leona: (Giggles a Bit) Shingo~ I wouldn't make that good of a royal, at least not compared to Kula.
Chin: (Fling his Hand Down with a Casual Smile) Nonsense, child. You have the looks and calm, stoic attitude to play the part effortlessly. (Walks Up the Stoops of the Psycho Soldiers' Apartment) : You just need to have more confidence in yourself is all. (Pats Both Sides of his Pants Pocket) Ehh now, where on earth did I put that darn house key?....Could've sworn it was given to me earlier.....
Bao: (Takes the Key Out of his Pants Pocket with a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I have it actually, Master. You gave it to me to look after we left the apartment, so you won't end up losing it again, remember? (Hands Chin the Key)
Chin: (Chuckles Lightly) Aha, yes! How silly of me to forget that crucial detail, my boy?
Momoko: (Whispers to Shingo amd Leona) He does this every Wednesdays thru Fridays.
Shingo/Leona: ('Sigh') Noted.
Chin: (Uses the Ksy the Unlock and Open the Door Before Presenting His and the Kids' Home to the Couple Behind Them) And viola, our babysitting friends: our humble abode.
Leona: (Looks Around the Neat and Cultural Like Living Room Around her and Shingo) Hm. Looks remarkably homey.
Shingo: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Right? I visited here plenty times now and I still can't believe how incredible this all was put together.
Bao: (Smiles Brightly) You can thank Big Sis Athena for that one. She wants us to feel as close to back home as humanly possible, so she declarate the entire living room in order keep us from being completely homesick.
Leona: (Smiles Softly) That's very considerate of her. (Suddenly Felt Someone Poking The Side of her Leg Before Looking Down at Momoko Looking Up at Her) Hm? Is something the matter?
Momoko: (Points at Leona) Oppai ya!~
Leona: I- (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Come again?
Momoko: (Does a Little Wiggle Dance) O-ppai-ya!~
Leona: Oppa....
Leona's eyes slowly begins to widens at the realization of what Momoko was saying before making a short yelp and quickly crosses her arms together to hide her already covered up chest all while blushing in the process.
Shingo: (Gives Momoko a Brotherly Glare) Momo! How many times do I have to tell you not to point and say that at every woman you meet, young lady!?
Momoko: (Points at Shingo) Bigger oppai.
Shingo: (Yelps Before Covering Up his Chest as Well) Or do the same towards ME for that matter!!?
Leona: Well, it is a reasonably large size~
Shingo: (Let's Out a Loud Sounding Gasps Before Turning Over to his Girlfriend, Blushing Bright Red) Leona!!
Leona: (Turns Away While Puffing her Cheeks a Bit All Bashful and Slightly Playful Like) What?~ It's not like i can help admiring every parts of you from afar and close up, or anything of the sorts~
Chin: Ho-ho-ho~ (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) You've truly picked a diamond of a woman there, my boy~
Leona: (Nods in Agreement) Mmhmm~
Shingo: (Wraps his Arm Around Leona's Shoulders) And I will forever be happy with that fact in my life!~ (Gives Leona Big Kiss on the Cheek, Making her Giggle in the Process) Now can we please move on to something more important? (Smiles Again) Like pizza.
Bao/Momoko: (Happily Raises Their Hands Up in Rejoice) PIZZAAAAA!~
Shingo: (Chuckles Lightly) Yep! It'll be here in the few minutes, so go wash your hands!
Bao/Momoko: Okayyyy!~ (Happily Runs Over to the Bathroom)
Chin: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Pizza~ A meal even an old coot like me, approves of. (Walks Over to the Door) I'll keep a lookout for the delivery man outside.
Shingo: (Turns to Chin) Okay, but you better stay out of trouble out there.
Chin: (Casually Waves his Hand Up at Shingo) Yes, yes, I'll behave myself. Youngins these days, always worrying over their elders 24/7.......
Shingo: ('Sigh') Yeah, we'll see.
Leona: Has he really caused you hassle in your previous babysitting ventures?
Shingo: (Turns Back to Leona) Only when he gets drunk. It's unpredictability in a match, is a specticale to watch, but VERY troublesome for anyone to deal with, in the public eye. One time, he was so out of it that we has to chase him all around the black for twenty five minutes and a half before he tucker himself out in the middle of the road.
Leona: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) The road!? That's awfully reckless, even for him!
Shingo: Ain't that the truth, but we were able to get him outta there for any car arrives, so....Fingers crossed for that never happening again and nor constantly giving you a near heart attack like yours truly.....
Leona: (Giggles a Bit) I promise, I won't let him stress me out that easily- (Gently Places her Hand onto Shingo's Cheek) And neither should you. Your health is just as important as his safety.
Shingo: ('Sigh') I knooow. I'll try my best, even if it's hard not to worry about the people I love completely.......
Leona: (Hugs Shingo Lovingly) Thank you~ I believe in you, darling~ (Gives Shingo a Peck on the Lips Before Smiling at Him) On the bright, I am enjoying my time with him and the kids quite well so far.
Shingo: (Smiles Back at his Girlfriend) I'm glad. I believe they're starting to like you to-
'Zoom Zoom'
???????: Lovebirds!~
The lovebirds in question, now turns their attention to the two youngest Psycho Soldiers sitting behind one side of the coffee table together.
Momoko: (Happily Pats the Other Side of the Table) Come over and see us for a minute please~
Bao: (Seen Smiling as Well) We have so much to talk about your lovely in this time of hour~
Leona: (Tries Not to Snicker That Much) Is that right?~
Shingo: (Sighs as He and Leona Walks Over to the Table) And so the questionnaire begins.....
Bao: We would have been making you tea right now if we're a little bit more older right now.
Momoko: Annnnnnd if we weren't ban from stepping foot in the kitchen alone for a while after the meat buns incident- (Holds Up her Finger) Which we would like to add was not completely our faults! It was the flour mix.
Bao: (Starts Nodding) Mmhm.
Shingo: (Stares at the Duo, Completely Unconvinced as He and Leona Sits Themselves Down on the Floor) Riiiight......
Leona: (Smiles Sheepishly) That's alright. We appreciate the thought all the same. Now what is it you would like to ask?
Momoko So much stuff! Like, how long were you two dating?
Leona: Four to five years ago I believe.
Shingo: On a January.
Bao: When did you start having feelings for each other?
Shingo: (Points at Leona Next to Him) When she first kissed me under the mistletoe.
Leona: (Giggles a Bit at the Past Memory in Question) We were both a blushing mess that day.....
Momoko: (Forms a Cheeky Grin While Having her Hands onto Both of her Cheeks and her Elbows on the Table) We can already imagine~ Do you cuddle?
Shingo/Leona: (Happily and Proudly Nodded) Yes.
Leona: Religiously so I may add~
Momoko: (So cuuuuute!~)
Bao: (Save the aweing after the questions are done, Mo.)
Momoko: (Pouts a Bit While Sighing in her Mind) (Okayyy....)
Bao: What is the one thing you admire the most about one another?
Shingo: I admire how strong, brave, and encouraging she is for everyone she meets.
Leona: While I admire how his good nature and humor succed in making me smile every time~
Momoko: Do you ever think about getting married someday?~
Shing: (Smiles Bashfully While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) A few of times, believe it or not~
Leona: (Blushes While Shyly Swinging her Shoulders From Side to Side) As sweet amd romantic as that inevitable possibility is, we decided to wait until we're older to make that decision a reality, for our parents sake at least~
Bao: (Shrugs) Seems fair enough.
Momoko: Future wedding planning committee is an official go!~ (Shares at High Fi with Bao)
Bao: Is it true that you guys train each other on ocassions?
Leona: (Proudly Nodded Again) A lot more often as we should. There's plenty of exercises we worked together on: agility, endurance, reflexes, balancing offense and defense perfectly while in a match-
Shingo: (Smiles Brightly) Plus, all the times Leona-san here would coach me on creating actual sparks from my punches more frequently.....It's still a work in progress, but it does help get me stronger than I was before and that's good enough for me!
Bao: (Smiles Softly at Shingo) That's good to hear. We know how hard it is for you to not produce your own flames properly.
Momoko: But no matter what, we never stop rooting for you and we never will.
Leona: (Rest the Side of her Head onto Shingo's Shoulder Again) The same goes for me as well, my love~
Shingo: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, guys. I would've never gotten as far as I am now without yours and the rest of my friends and family's support. (Puts on a More Determined Smile on his Face) The road to success is a long and harsh one for anyone to pursuit, but as long as that willpower and determination still burns as bright as the morning sun from within- (Gets Up From the Floor and Raises his Fist Up in the Air) Anyone of us can fulfill our dreams with FULL THROTTLE!!!
Bao/Momoko: (Stands Up amd Raises Their Fists Up in Rejoice) YEEEEEEAAAAH!!!!
Leona: (Smiles Lovingly at her Boyfriend) (My very inspirational~ How i love you so~)
'Ding Dong'
Shingo/Bao/Momoko: (Immediately Gets Excited For....) PIZZA'S HERE!!~ (Rushes to the Front Door)
Leona: Careful now! (Gets Herself Up Before Following the Trio)
'Screen Door Opens'
Pizza Delivery Guy: (Standing Outside the Apartment in Front of the Screen Door, Handing Four Boxes of Pizzas Over to Shingo) Here's your boxes, everyone. (Whispers to Shingo) Though, you might wanna get your grandpa off the roof first before he ends up breakin' a leg or two.
Bao/Momoko: (Eyes Immediately Widens at the Realization) MASTER CHIN!?
Shingo: (Eyes Widens in Pure Fear) Don't tell me.....
Shingo puts the boxes down on a nearby couch as him and the others quickly rushes out of the door. The horror in each of their eyes became even more apparent as they see Chin laughing, dancing around on the roof, reasonably wasted.
Leona: He certainly find a way spared that time of his........
Shingo: For something dangerous!! (Yells Up ar Chin) GET DOWN FROM THERE SAFELY, YOU....ELDERLY MAN!!
Bao: LISTEN TO BIG BROTHER SHINGO, MASTER!
Momoko: (Starts Flailing Both her Arms Up and Down) WE HAVE PIZZA TO EAT FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!
Chin: YA-Ho- Hm? ( Leans Himself Down on the Edge to See the Gang Calling Down For Him From Above Before Chuckling) LoOk at allll yOu, yOungiNgs. StAnDing aROuNd like MarChIng AnTs dOwN there AnD- (Suddenly Starts Losing his Balance) OopS.
The gang screams in terror as they now witness Chin falling and flipping down from root of his Own apartment before landing his feet down on the ground as his entire body starts to violently tingle from the down up.
Everyone: Master!! (Rushes Themselves Over to Chin)
Leona: Are you okay!?
Bao: How did you get up from our roof!?
Momoko: Have you gone bananas!!?
Shingo: How are your legs and knees aren't shattered right now!!?
Chin: (Strokes his Chin Hair While Thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm....(Shrugs) I dunno. (Forms a Dopey Smile on his Face) Bye!!~ (Starts Running Off on the Sidewalks All Dizzy Like While Laughing)
Bao: Annnd- (Sighs While Putting on a Deadpinned Look Along with Momoko) He's off.
Momoko: (Places her Hand onto her Forehead) Being silly again.....
Shingo: (Drops Down on his Knees in Disbelief).I don't believe. That old man is actually going to be the death of me today.
Leona: (Not Amused at All) Not on my watch he isn't. (Turns to Bao and Momoko) Bao, Momoko, watch over and comfort your big brother for me. (Squints her Eyes at her Target From Afar) I'll handle your drunken master myself.
Shingo: (Watches Leona Walks Off) Leona- (Suddenly Felt Bao Patting him on the Arm) Hm?
Bao: There, there.
Momoko: (Hugs Shingo Lovingly) Everything is gonna be a okay, Big Bro!~
Shingo: ('Sighs Heavily') I hope so......
As Chin continues on with his antics, Leona takes one very deep breath before screaming out-
Leona: ATTEN-HUT!
And with a struck of miracle, the actual drunken fist master quickly complies to Leona's booming command by stopping in his tracks before nervously shaking and turning around to the military monster he unleashed upon himself.
Leona: (Walks Forward to Chin) This foolishness of yours end today.
Chin: (Shakingly Holds Up his Finger) B-B-But-
Leona: (Leans Closer to Chin with a Very Intense Glare in her Eyes, Scaring the Daylights of Him in The Process) No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's. Over. And now, you are going to march yourself back over to your home, apologize to the kids and Shingo-Kun so much grief , and you are going to spend the rest of the evening with us, enjoying our pizza together in peace, right now before I make your life a living hell on earth- Do I make myself clear!?
Chin: (Immediately Salutes to Leona) Yes, sir, Ms. Leona Heidern, sir!! I will do as you say, sir!!
Leona: (Simply Nodded) Good answer. (Turns Over to the Apartment) Now we march back.
Chin: Couldn't we just walk ins-
Leona quickly turns back to Chin with the same piercing glare in silence.
Chin: (Gulps as He Quickly Get Into Straight Standing Position) N-Nevermind what I said, sir! I'm ready to march home now, ma'am- SIR!!
Leona: Let's. (Instructs Chin to Mark the Way She Tells Him To) Left! Right! Left-Right Left!
Bao: (Watches Everything Goes Down From a Distance Along with the Others) Your girlfriend is sooo cool, bro.
Shingo: Yeah....(Smiles Softly at his Girlfriend in Question) Yeah, she is~
Momoko: I bet she's really strong too.
Shingo: The strongest~
Bao: And she's pretty.
Shingo: The most beautiful girl in the world~
Momoko: With oppai ya~
Shingo: With oppa- (Immediately Snaps Back to Reality with a Yelp Before Blushing Glaring at a Now Mischievous Grinning Momoko) Q-Quit that!!
Momoko: Heeheeheeheeheehee~
Few Minutes of Going Back Inside and a Two Hours Eating Pizza Later...........
Chin/Bao/Momoko: (Singing Along with the Tv) Everybody was Kung Fu Fightiiiiing!~
TV: ('Flute Playing')
Chin/Bao/Momoko: Those cats were fast as lightiiiiing!~
Chin: Ha-Haaa!
Shingo: (Sitting on the Floor, in Front of the Sofa, With Leona) ('Sigh') Seems like our babysitting adventures headed to a pretty good start. (Wraps his Arm Around Leona's Shoulders) All thanks to you, my captain~ (Gives Leona a Peck on the Cheek)
Leona: (Giggles Softly) It was nothing really. I told you I wouldn't let him stress me out.
Shingo: That you did. (Smiles Sheepishly) I....should've been more calmer in that situation from earlier, huh?
Leona: Afraid so, but- (Happily Rest the Side of her Head onto her Boyfriend's Shoulder Again) It's nothing we can't improve together, right?~
Shingo: (Smile Turns into a Bright One) You know it! But say, have I ever got the chance to tell you I love ypu today?
Leona: (Looks Up at Shingo) Why, no, I don't believe you have at all, my darling king~
Shingo: (Chuckles Lightly) You're still calling me that?~
Leona: Only for tonight. (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Or maybe going forward if you like~
Shingo: It sounds tempting enough, I'll admit. Buuut I much prefer you keep being calling "Darling" and "Shingo-Kun" instead- I-If it's alright with me, of course.
Leona: (Giggles Softly) It's perfect!~ (Smiles Softly) I love you so much, my darling Shingo-Kun~
Shingo: (Smiles Back at his Girlfriend) I love you too, Leona-san~
And so, Shingo and Leona shares another loving kiss with one another, on the lips, leaving the remaining Psycho Soldiers observing them this entire time.
Chun: My word.....(Turns to Momoko) You kids weren't kidding when you said those two make for an adorable pair.
Momoko: (Starts Gidding Up with Joy) Right!?~ They're so sweet, supportive, and romantic with one another I can't look away!!~ ('Sighs Dreamingly') I really hope Big Sis Athena and Kensou could be as cute as them someday~
Bao: Considering bro's track record of being friendzoned so far, I say only time will tell for that possibility to come. (Smiles Brightly) But right now, i think I'm more interested with our babysitters and their future wedding together. (Turns to his Master) Do you wanna join our unofficial committee with us, Master?
Chin: (Strokes his Chin Hair Again) Hmmmm That depends......Will there be cake?
Bao: In weddings, definitely. (Smiles Sheepishly) Not too sure on committee meetings though.
Momoko: (Happily Raises Her Hand) Ooh! We can ask Hinako bake one for us. The bakery she makes are always the best~
Chin: Best you say......(Shrugs with a Dopey Smile on his Face) Well, if it's free of charge, then you can sign up!
Mini Fanfic #1342: Brainstorming Vows (Persona 5 X SSBU)
7:41 p.m. at Ann and Shiho's Apartment: Living Room............
'Organs Playing'
Morgana/Lavenza: (Seen Humming and Snuggling While Watching a Few Wedding Videos on Ann's Tablet Together)
Lucas: (Carrying a Small White Basket Under his Arm) So all I have to do is walk forward and drop a trail of flowers behind me?
Pit: (Happily Nodded While Holding Up a Small Pillow in the Palm of his Hand) Yep! All while I follow behind, carry the ring, soon to be sitting in this adorable sized pillow and screaming out "The Bride is Coming!" along the way.
Lucas: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Glee) Amazing~ (Suddenly Begins Raises his Eyebrow in Confusion) But wait- Has anyone scream that sentence out loud in a wedding these days?
Pit: Not in recent years, probably so they make their wedding more elegant ant sophisticated as possible. (Gives Lucas Cheeky Grin on his Face While Playfully Shrugs) Buuuut given how loud and rowdy our family gets most of the time, I see no reason why we can't be either, you know?
Lucas: (Smiles Back at Pit) Fair point~
Lucas/Pit: (Walks Forward Together While Screaming Out) The Brides are coming!~ The Brides are coming this way!~
Ashley: (Happily Watches her Boyfriend Practice From the Sidelines) You're doing wonderfully, Lucas My Love!!~ (Puts on a More Neutral Look) You too, Pit, you're alright.
Pit: Thank yoooou!~
Ryuji: (Seen Sitting on the Couch, All Serious Like) Alright, you two, as we continue preparing for the most anticipated moment of both of your lives, I believe there's a very important question we need to discuss tonight.......(Shows Ren and Ann a Picture of Himself Wearing a Red Colored Tie) You think I'll look better in a regular tie- (...Then Shows Off a Picture of Him Wearing a Red Colored Bow Tie) -Or does a bow tie suit will do it for me?
Both bride and groom to be, Ren and Ann, are seen sitting sideways on the Sofa together while writing on their respective notepads and muttering to themselves the whole time.
Ryuji: Uhh guys?
Ren/Ann: ('Muttering')
Ryuji: Hellooo?
Ren/Ann: ('Muttering')
Ryuji: HEY!
Ren/Ann: (Immediately Gets Startled by a Sudden Call Out From Their Best Man/Bro) Ahh!- Huh?
Ren: (Finally Gives Ryuji Attention Along with Ann) Sorry, you said something just now, bud?
Ann: What's up?
Ryuji: (Glares at his Two Best Friends) What's UP is that you two are not paying attention to what's important here- Me! Your poor Best Man/Bro! Like, what gives, huh?
Ren: ('Sighs in Defeat') Sorry, man, we've been trying come up with a decent vow all day today.
Ann: And none of the stuff we thought up of are anything to write home about! Sighs Heavily While Looking up at Room's Ceiling) We're really in a huge rut right now, you guys.....
PIt/Lucas: (Immediately Rushes Towards The Duo's Aid) Did two said you need help?
Morgana/Lavenza: (Does the Same) With your wedding vows?~
Ashley: (Casually Chimes in with the Others) Is it that troublesome to figure out for you two?
Ren: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Ehhh- I wouldn't exactly go that far-
Ann: I am! (Spread her Arms Wide Open Specifically For Lucas While Having on Sad Puppy Dog Eyes on her Face) Helllllp us!!~
Lucas: (Gasps Before Running Over and Jump onto Ann's Lap, Hugging Her) It'll okay be, Big Sis Ann, I'll help oiut however I can!~
Ann: (Happily Hugs Lucas Back) I know you will, my little Sunflower Hero!~ (Starts Kissing a Now Giggling Lucas on the Cheek While Snuggling Up on his Embrace) Thank you!~
Pit: (Running Over to Ren) I wanna help toooo!~
Ren: Waitwaitwait, Pit, you're kind of HEAV-Oof! (Winces a Bit in Pain the Moment Pit Jumps onto his Lap)
Pit: (Happily Hugs his Big Brother) I always have your back, big bro~
Ren: (Sighs Before Smiling and Gently Rubbing the Back of Pit's Head) Right back at ya, kid~
Lavenza: Do you happen to have a white or black board we can borrow at this time, Ann-San?
Ann: Can't say I have, no.
Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly) Good, because this gives me the perfect excuse to summon this- (Sticks her Hand Out and Cast) Magic Boardyne!!~
A decently wide chalkboard appears right beside Lavenza and Mona right on cue, leaving everyone in the room (except for Ashley) amazed in awe.
Morgana: (Picks Up the Chalk and Writes Out "Wedding Vows 101" on the Board) Which now begins our very first class in Wedding Vows.
Ryuji: ('Sigh') So much for having a class-free day.....
Morgana: Now, making a romantic vow to your beloved, in fromt of everyone of your love ones, may seem like a tall, intimidating order in first glance, but we can assure that the entire process won't be too bad to go through so long as the vows themselves comes with sincerity from the heart and soul of your body. Like this for instance.
Morgana turns over to his girlfriend and gently grab hold of her hands with a lovey-dovey like look on his face.
Morgana: Lavenza, you've made the happiest kitty/human hybrid this side of town- no, the WHOLE world have to offer and I would love nothing more than to continue spending the rest of my life here with you, for all eternity~
Pit: Awwwwwwww~
Lavenza: (Heart Begins to Melt as Let's Out Happy Sounding Squeal and Hugs her Boyfriend Very Lovingly) I wanna spend my life with you forever too, Mona-Chan!!~ (Starts Kissing Morgana's Cheek)
Morgana: (Turns to the Soon to Be Married Duo With a Proud Grin on his Face) See what I mean? Sincerity from the heart and soul-
Before he could finish his sentence, Lavenza gives Mona a passionate kiss on the lips before going back to hugging him once more....Which in turn, leaves the kitty/human hybrid in a lovestruck daze.
Morgana: It's SUPER effective~ (Starts Going into a Giggling Mess)
Ryuji: (Playfully Rolls his Eyes) Oh barf.
Ashley: The Simplicity of most of these vows are ell enough as their own- (Forms a Small Smirk) But you could do a little more with the concept than that if you wish. Observe. (Turns to the Audience) Lucas!~ Come up to the front with me please!~
Lucas: O-Okay! (Hops Off of Ann's Lap and Walks Over to Ashley a Little Nervous Like) I don't think I have a vow to share out loud though......
Ashley: (Gives her Boyfriend a Reassuring Smile on her Face as She Gently Grabs Hold of his Hands) That's okay, only I will take lead this time.
Ashley then takes a very deep breath before speaking again with a more sincere, loving tone of voice.
Ashley: Lucas, ever since the very first day we first met, you have always been the ray of light and sunrise to my eternal darkness and it made so happy and blessed that you love me for who I am, just as much I love and adore you everyday. My only wish and promise to this vow is for us to be together for all eternity and I intend on keeping it that way for as long as as we both shall live in this crazy, convoluted world, together~
Morgana/Lavenza/Pit: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Ryuji: Okay, even I gotta admit that was beautiful. You think so too, right-
'Sniff Sniff'
Ryuji: (Notices the Tears Flowing Down From Lucas' Eyes) Lucas?
Lucas: Ashley~ ('Sniff') You...('Sniff') You really mean all of that?~
Ashley: (Happily Nodded to Lucas) Every last word. (Turns Away a Bit All Shy Like) I-If you want to...marry me that is-
Lucas: I DOOO!!~ (Immediately Hugs Ashley With Every Emotion Come Out From hus Eyes) Not now, but definitely when we're a lot older!~ I want us to be together forever and ever too!~
Ashley: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Hugs Lucas Back and Tears Begins to Fall From her Eyes as Well) Oh Lucas~ ('Sniff') My love~ ('Sniff') Thank you so much~
Pit: Best of Future Wishes for you two kids!!!~
Ann: (Uses her Two Hands to Fan Herself As Tears Has Been Falling Down in her Face as Well) Oh my goooooosh!~ Those were the sweetest, most romantic vows I've ever heard in my life!~ ('Sniff') How the heck are we supposed to top all of that, Ren!?~
'Scribble Scribble'
Ann: (Turns to her Best Friend Next to Her) Ren-Ren?
Ren: (Writing Something Down on his Notepad) Annnnnnnd, done, Ha-Haa! (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) This is definitely gonna be smooth sailing for me-
Mona/Lavenza: HEYYYY!
Ren: (Immediately Gets Startled by the Sudden Outburst of his Name) Ah!- (Quickly Looks Back Up to Mona and Lavenza) Uh, what's up now?
Morgana: (Comically Glares at Ren) You better not be plagiarizing our well thought out vows over there, Amimaya!!
Lavenza: (Glares at Ren as Well) Not only would that be a sign of laziness- (Puffs her Cheeks Out While Pouting) But it would also be very rude of ypu as well!
Ryuji: (Raises an Eyebrow at his and Ann's Best Friend) Do we need to lecture you on taking the easy way out on everything again?
Ann: (Nodding While Pouting at Ren the Whole Time)
Ren: ('Sigh') Will you guys just relax? I was only taking the advices you two have and put into my own vows. Completely original.
Ann: Hmmmmm......(Reads Over Ren's Vows on his Notepad Closely) Makoto Niijima....Beautiful......One of my many greatest inspiration....right next to the rest of my best friends and family- D'Aww- (Quickly Clears her Throat Before Turning Back to Everyone Else) Uh- Yep. A rookie start, but it's all original alright.
Ren: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) See? Nothing to worry about.
Ashley: ('Hmph') It better be- (Gives the Duo a Dark Glare) Or I will hex you both.
Ren/Ann: (Eyes Widens While Gulping in Fear)
Lucas: (Pouts at his Girlfriend) Ashley, what did I say about making threats to people?
Ashley: ('Sighs in Defeat') That it's mean....Even if some of them do deserve it.
Lucas: Yes, but Ren and Ann aren't one of them. (Puts on a More Reassuring Smile on his Face) I'm sure whatever they'll come up with will turn out great-(Turns Back to The Soon to be Groom and Bride) Am I right, you guys?
Ren: (Went Back to Smiling Again While Giving Lucas a Thumbs Up) You got it.
Ann: We won't let you down, sweetheart!~ ('Sigh') And here's hoping we have better luck with this than our brides right now......
Ren: (Turns Back to Ann) Oh come on. Our ladies are incredible abd all, but there's no way they both got theirs done before us.
Meanwhile Inside of LeBlanc Café.......
Haru: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) Those are the most romantic vows you two came up with yet- Ahh!~ I love them already!~
Dark Pit: Yeah, they're not half bad.
Makoto/Shiho: (Happily and Proudly Nodded toamd Pitto and Their Best Lady Sitting on the Same Table With Them) Thank you~
Shiho: It's not all that difficult to come with once we thought about our honeybunches back home~
Makoto: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I honestly can't wait to hear what they came up on our special day~
Shiho: Me too!~
Haru: Me three!~
Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Eh. It'll probably be half-ass on Ren part.
Makoto: Yeah- (Eyes Suddenly Widens in Disbelief) Wait- Excuse me!?
Dark Pit: Excused.
Makoto: (Immediately Pouts on Her Soon to be Younger Brother-in-law) Don't you dare get smart with me tonight, Pitto-San. You know better than to underestimate your big brother!
Dark Pit: Hey, I'm just saying. Can't imagine him making a heartfelt vow unless he tries copying from someone or the internet.
Makoto: Seriously? He's far too mature and intelligent for that type of nonsense and you should know that.
Dark Pit: Thr guy uses his Third Eye Trick to cheat his way to Uno and Mario Party on numerous occasions. I wouldn't put it pass him to plagiarize, even for a smidge.
Makoto: Yeah? Well, you are going to feel every smidge of my wrath in a minute if you don't keep your mouth shut.
Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') What? You're gonna embarrass me or something?
Makoto: Yes, actually. I will, right in this very establishment.
Dark Pit: ('Tch') You don't have the guts.
Makoto: (Leans Closer to Pitto with her Signature Niijima Glare) You dare to suggest that I'm buffing?
Dark Pit: (Shrugs Some More) You said it, not me.
Shiho: (Tries Her Hardest Not to Let Put a Single Laugh Along with Haru) Pitto, I am begging you stop smart-mouthing this poor girl already!~
Haru: Pretty please? Even I know that's a recipe for disaster.
Dark Pit: (Starts Snickering) And you think I give a damn? She may have some of her rebellious side going on, no thanks to her soon-to-be hubby, but you two must be crazy if you think she would-
Makoto: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat) I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, EVERYONE!
Dark Pit: Huh?
Everyone in the café, stop what they were doing as they turn their attention to the Queen of the Phantom Thieves.
Sojiro: (Standing Behind the Bar) ('Sigh') And so it begins.....
Makoto: First and foremost, I am proud to announce that Shiho and I will be getting marry with our respective spouses, next month.
Shiho: (Happily Waves to Everyone) Hi~
Everyone gives the two ladies a round of applause.
Futaba: (Happily Points to Makoto and Shiho While Sitting at the Bar with Yusuke) Our brides to be, everybody!!~
Yusuke: Magnificent indeed.
Dark Pit: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Disbelief) Ain't no way.....
Haru: (Smiles Brightly at Pitto) We did warned you~
Makoto: And second and most importantly-
Dark Pit: (Quickly Gets Up From his Seat) Leaving now- Ack! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Tight, Loving Hug)
Makoto: (Holds onto a Struggling Dark Pit with a Big, Cheeky Smile on her Face) I would love for you all to know that this is precious little brother in law, whom I love and cherish oh so much!~ (Starts Kissing Pitto on the Cheek)
Dark Pit: (Immediately Blushes in Embarrassment) 'Ey! Stop that! (Turns to the Cooing and Aweing Crowd in Font of Him) Do not believe a single this woman says- I don't even know her like that!
Makoto: Yes you do~
Dark Pit: No, I don't!
Makoto: Yes, you do~
Dark Pit: No. I do not!
Makoto: Yes. You. Do! And I refuse to believe otherwise, young man~ (Gives Pitto Big Kiss on the Cheek Before Turning Back to the Crowd) Don't mind him, folks. He can deny it all he wants, but we knows how much he loves us deep down~
Shiho: (Happily Joins in on the Pitto Hugfest Alongside Haru) And Haru and I are happy to confirm that we all love him too!~
Haru: So very much~ (Starts Kissing on Top of Pitto's Head)
Crowd: AWWWWWW~
Dark Pit: (Looks at Shiho and Haru in Pure Annoyance and Even More Disbelief) Really!?
Shiho: (Snickers a Bit) Yes, really!~ We gotta show our appreciation somehow.
Futaba: Ooh! (Hops Off From her Seat) Lemme join in on the action, ladies! (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) I've been dying to hug this dork of ours all day today, as a matter of fact~
Dark Pit: (Glares at Futaba Next) I know the four-eyed otaku ain't talking! (Turns to Sojiro) Talk some sense to your daughter, Sojiro!
Sojiro: (Too Busy Cleaning an Already Shiny Glass innhis Hand) Wish I could, but my hands are tied at the moment. Sorry. (Whispers to Futaba) Let 'im have it, kiddo.
Futaba: (Pumps her Fist in Rejoice) Ye!~ (Rushes Over to the Gang)
Dark Pit: Oh that is some bull--Ack!
Futaba: (Happily Chimes in on the Group Hug) Howdy strangers!~ Having fun so far?~
Dark Pit: (Turns Back to Futaba) You mean terrible, right? Cuz that's EXACTLY how I am feeling right now!
Makoto: You say that- (Playfully Pulls on Pitto's Cheek) Yet you're blushing like strawberry already~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, second-hand embarrassment can do a real number on you these days.
Futaba: (Starts Snickering Already) Oh please! You're clearly loving this as much as we are right now. No use in fighting it.
Dark Pit: Like hell i can. I ain't throwing in the towel for you crazy people, just yet!
Futaba: (Forms a Wide, Sinister Grin on her Face) Then I guess I'll have no choice than to unleash my Ultimate Technique: The Rapid Kiss Flare!~
Dark Pit: ('Tch') Name sounds stupid alrea- (Immediately Felt Futaba Giving Him Rapid-Fired Kisses on his Other Cheek) Argh! Quit it! Are you that desperate on ticking me off tonight?
Futaba: More or less~ (Gives Pitto's Other Cheek a Big Kiss Before Turning Over to her Boyfriend) Yo, Inari! You gotta join in on this glorious madness right here, it's incredible!~
Dark Pit: She's lying!
Yusuke: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Are you certain he doesn't mind?
Dark Pit: (Glares at Yusuke) Yes! Yes I do mind a lot actually!
Makoto: Oh don't pay him any mind, Yusuke-Kun. The more is always the merrier~
Haru: That's right!~
Shiho: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhm~
Yusuke: (Shrugs as He Hops Off of his Seat) Well, if you insist.
Futaba: Ahh yeah!~
Dark Pit: Damn you, YUSUKE-
A Half an Hour of The Second Hand Embarrassment Later, in Futaba's Bedroom.........
TV Screen: YOU ARE MY FRIEND!- AHAHH!~ ANO HINO YUMEEE!~
Dark Pit: (Let's Out a Heavy Sigh as He is Now Seen in a Middle of a Cuddle Pile with Most of the Phantom Thieves, Covered in Various Colors of Lipstick, While Watching TV) Okay, You guys have to be done with all this cutesty crap for tonight, right?
Makoto: Not yet- (Gives Pitto Another Big Kiss on the Cheek Before Putting on a Bright Smile on her Face) 'Kay, now I'm done.
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes While Groaning Before Noticing Shiho Snuggling onto Him on his Right) I take you're not done yet either?
Shiho: (Smiles Sheepishly) Sorry~ I can't help it. I've been meaning to thank you for attempting to beat up Kamoshida for me in the past.
Dark Pit: (Starts to Remember That Moment in Particular) Ah yeah, that fiasco night. I take it Ryuji and/or Ann told you about all that?
Shiho: Ren told me actually. (Smiles Softly) I find it really sweet of you to look out for me like either way~
Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Think nothing of it-
Shiho: (Forms a Soft, Sisterly Glare) That being said-
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') And here we go......
Shiho: I intend to keep that creep and everything he put me through in the past for good. So I don't want to try doing something like that ever again, even if it is for my sake, okay?
Futaba: (Looks Down at Pitto) Yeah, I second that notion. You're way too cool for that petty crap, man.
Dark Pit: I could be pettier- (Notices Everyone Around Him is Staring at Him Before Sighing in Defeat) But I'll stay clear of him all the same. Just don't expect me to stop bad-mouthing him anytime soon, yeah?
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) I won't~ You really do love us to pieces, huh?
Dark Pit: Yeah, you guys are just as much of a pain as everyone else in the mansion, but you're still family to me all the same~
Futaba: (Heart Begins to Melt Along with Everyone Else) Awwww Pittoooo!~
Phantom Thieves: (Starts Snuggling Up on Pitto Some More) We love you so much!~/So sweet!~/ We thank you immensely, my friend.
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes Yet Again) Yeah, yeah, love you too or what have you. And Makoto?
Makoto: Yesss?~
Dark Pit: Gonna come off real cliche from me of all people, but-
Makoto: (Gives Pitto a Reassuring Smile) Don't worry. I'll continue to love and care for Ren-Ren like I've always have. The same implies to you too, brother. (Gives Pitto Another Kiss on the Cheek)
Dark Pit: (Blushes Again) The hell? I thought you said you got that out of your system?
Makoto: I lied~ (Gives Pitto's Cheek Another Kiss)
Dark Pit: Of course.
Suddenly, a giant Dimensional Ring came out of nowhere and reveals two of Pitto's girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko, stepping out of it.
Misako: (Ticked Off) Niijima!!
Makoto: (Happily Waves at the Duo) Hi,girls~
Misako: Don't you "Hi, Girls" us, bitch! (Shows Picture of Pitto Being I a Group Hug on her Phone) You've been embarrassing our boyfriend with your hugs and kisses all night?
Kyoko: (Been Frowning The Whole Time) And you didn't even bother to invite us all the action!? How rude!~
Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) We're sorry. The thought of inviting you two didn't necessarily occur at the time. But you're more than welcome join us on this Cuddle Pile for tonight.
Dark Pit: So long as you don't talk about what happened earlier-(Notices the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes in Both his Girlfriends' Eyes Upon Staring at Him) ('Sighs in Defeat') Not like that's gonna stop you anyways.....Go nuts.