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Destiny Island Trio

Sora/Kairi: SURPRISE!!~

Sora and Kairi presents their boyfriend, Riku, his Valentine's Day Meal: a....not so well made..... burnt....definitely not edible....Soufflé~.....

Riku: (Eyes Widened in Surprise With a Hint of Disgust) You guys....really went out of your way to make this.....huh?

Sora: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Took us the whole day to make it just for you.

Kairi: ('Sigh') It was the toughest work the both of us did in our whole lives..... (Smiles Softly) But it was all worth it if it means we could help feed you from a hard day of teaching us all day.

Sora/Kairi: Hope you enjoy!~

Riku: S-Sure thing. (Grimaces at his "Meal" In Front of Him) (This is absurd! I can't last a minute eating this slop! Wait. If I can pretend taking a bite off of it, there's slight 50-50 chance they wouldn't notic-)

Before Riku could finish forming his idea together thoroughly, he catches a glimpse at two partners still smiling at him with both their eyes sparkling up the room as they then proceeds blinking in a glamorous, slow motion fashion (At in Riku's Point of View)

Riku: (Eyes Widened Again) (Damnit, they're too pure! I can't lie to them like that! (Slaps Both his Cheeks Before Coming Back to his Senses) (Calm yourself, Riku. You can't lose your cool now. You faced multiple dark forces more terrifying than this in the past, hell, you CONQUERED the darkness, claimed it as your own and became the Keyblade Master you shaped yourself into today! Eating this Souffle should be a cakewalk for you. Keyword being should)

With great calm and small hesitate, Roku picks up the fork from the plate, uses to take a small piece off of the souffle itself, and slowly takes his first bite.

Riku: (Slowly Tasting his Valentine's Meal Before Swallowing It) Hm. This doesn't taste haf ba-

One Minute Later......

Riku is then seen throwing up in the toilet as Sora and Kairi are there behind him playing emotional support roles.

Kairi: (Starts Pouting a Bit While Gently Rubbing Her Boyfriend's Back Along with Sora) Riku, you dummy!~ You didn't have to eat the souffle if you really didn't like it.

Sora: Yeah! What happened to the "Honesty is Always the Best Policy" Rule in this household, hm?

Riku: (Slowly, Slightly, and Weakily Turns to his Lovers) You guys....worked so hard...on the souffle....I didn't want it to go waste- (Felt Something Coming Up From his Digestive System Before Swallowing Down Quickly with One Gulp) And let any of you down or feeling bad.....

Sora: (Gently Rubs the Top of Riku's With a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Hey, you're a really sweet guy, you know that? But you really didn't have to do all of that for our sake.

Kairi: (Smiles as Well) He's right. We know our cooking skills could never match up to yours.

Sora: (Places his Hand on his Chest in a Smug Like Manner) Well, mines is slightly better thanks to assistance of the magnificent Chef Ratatouille- (Notices Kairi Comically Glaring in Silence Before Clearing his Throat) B-But you're still the best cook around, Riku.

Roku: (Let's Out a Weak Sounding Chuckle) If you say so. Still can't thank you enough for this thou- (Eyes Begins to Widened Yet Again Before Quickly Turning Back to the Toilet and Throwing Up Again)

Kairi: (Went Back to Rubbing Riku's Back) Shh shh shh~ Keep letting it all out in there, honey. We're not going anywhere tonight.

Sora: (Simply Nodded) Mhmm. Also, you're very welcome and we love you.

Sora and Kairi kiss Riku's shoulders as they continue to take care of him fpr the rest of their evening.

Fox X Krystal (Kinda Lol)

TV: I'm making Mac n Cheese and NONE OF YOU WILL STOP ME!!

Fox: (Turns to Krystal as He's Sitting to her on her Living Room's Sofa) Hey, can I ask you something?

Krystal: (Turns her Attention to Fox) Of course. What's wrong?

Fox: You said you dated Panther once after you after the team in the past, right? What was that like?

Krystal: ('Sigh') It was an experience....As romantic as he was- or still is to some degree, he was too much at times. (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) Amd when he's not doing that, he would try to flirt with other women behind my back and acting as if nothing has happened seconds later. (Forms a Bit of a Playful Smirk to Fox) Why? Have you been jealous this whole time, Fox?~

Fox: (Playfully Scoffs) He wish I get jealous of a playboy like him that easily.

Krystal: Perhaps, but you questioning my past relationship with him does raise my eyebrow quite a bit. (Leans a Bit Closer to Fox) Were you worried about little old me?~

Fox: (Turns Away From Krystal) N-Not....(Starts Blushing) Completely....

Krystal: Uh-huh~

Fox: (Turns Back to Krystal With Light Glare on his Face) I'm serious! I realized you could take care of yourself just fine the moment I saw you in action in Wolf's Team. I just....(Turns Away Again in a Bit of a Somber Likw) Wanted to make sure he was treating you better than I did is all......

Krystal: (Stares at Fox For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly and Doing a Single Nod) I understand. But please- (Pulls Fox into Heartwarming Hug) Try not to get too caught up in our past. I know it's a lot to think about now that we're reunited, but I prefer we forge a better path in our relationship going forward, don't you think?~

Fox: (Looks Down at Krystal Snuggling on Him with a Soft Smile of his Own) Yeah. I agree.

Lucas X Ashley/ Morgana X Lavenza/ Bowser Jr. X Sage

Ashley: (Takes a Look at What Lavenza's Showing Her and Sage on Her Phone While Sitting on the Living Room Sofa with Them) So this is the new chainsaw model you told us all about, Lavenza?

Sage: It looks so sharp and highly advanced......More than any other chainsaws I've seen so far.

Lavenza: (Happily Nodded) Indeed it does~ This, ladies, is the Phantom Chain Revolver 9001, the latest in the chainsaw family that features various stylized models, incredibly sharpened blades, and a roaring start-up sound divine and heavenly in the ears~ (Sighs Dreamingly at the Thought of the Chainsaw Before Coming Back to Reality Shortly After and Smile Sheepishly) At...least that's what the advertising would say. ('Sigh') It's a shame this and most of the store's products cost nearly a fortune to purchase these days....

Sage: I could create model replicas for all of us to use if you like?

Lavenza: (Turns to Sage) Are you interested in using a chainsaw, Sage-san?

Sage: (Happily Nodded) I am now thanks to the great perception and detail you have presented us, on them tonight. Perhaps you could teach me how to use it in combat?

Ashley: Me too. It would be interesting use something other than magic for once.

Lavenza: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle as He Covers her Mouth While Gasping a Bit) I've always dreamed of this moment~

Ashley: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) To teach people how to use a chainsaw?

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly) Precisely!~ Expressing my love and passion for them- (Happily Claps her Hands) Nut to provide guidance to those who are interested in using them would be the most fulfilling experiences I ever come across!~ (Clears her Throat Before Pointing her Finger Up in a Instructor Like Fashion) Now, I must warn you that these are highly dangerous tools mankind has ever invented and imporing you both to use them with great caution going forward. (Smiles Sheepishly) I-If you're still interested in using them of course.....

Sage: (Smiles Back at Lavenza) Of course!~

Ashley: (Forms a Small, Friendly Smirk on her Face) You're speaking to the less reckless members of the Smash Family here, Lavenza. We promise be careful.

Lavenza: Spendid!~ We can start the lesson whichever day you feel is the most appropriate.

Meanwhile Behind the Living Room's Doorway.....

Lucas: (Watches the Girls Socializing with One Another In the Distance Along with Morgana) Aww~ They're getting along so well in there, Mona-chan.

Morgana: (Smiles Brightly) I know, right? This is great!

Bowser Jr: (Standing Aside, Eating a Bowl of Freshly Made Popcorn) I don't see what the big deal here. They don't seem like they'll hate each other in the long run.

Lucas: (Turns to Jr with a Soft Smile on his Face) That's true. But you could never go wrong in making sure just in case.

Morgana: Especially on our Triple Date Night.

Bowser Jr.: (Immediately Starts Blushing).H-Hey! Who says Sage and I are item now, huh!?

Lucas: No one did. Just you.

Morgana: (Smirks at Jr) I wouldn't try and deny it either. Given how much you've been spending time with her these days.

Bowser Jr: (Glares at the Duo For a Few Seconds Before Turning Away) ('Tch') Whatever. Not my fault she's really cool and pretty.....

Morgana: (Playfully Roll his Eyes) Whatever you say, Jr.

???????: Boys!!

Morgana and Lucas gets startled as they turn to see their girlfriends, Lavenza and Ashley, staring at the Trio in the distance..

Ashley: (Lightly Glaring at Lucas) What are you three doing standing over there?

Lavenza: (Pouting at Morgana) Don't you know it's rude to spy on people in distance? Especially when they happen to be your lovely maidens before you?

Morgana: (Immediately Sprints Himself Back to the Living Room) Sorry, girls! W-We're coming!!

Lucas: (Panickly Follows Behind Mona) W-We didn't mean to spy on you three like that, Ashley! Honest!!

Bowser Jr: Ha! Whipped! (Continues Eating More Popcorn)

????: Junior!

The youngest of the royal family's eyes starts to widen as he sees Sage giving him a disappointed looking pout in the distance..

Sage: Do not insult our friends from over there! And please refrain from eating anymore popcorn in there!

Jr: S-Sorry! Won't eat anymore! I'm coming!! (Immediately Rusges Himself Into the Living Room as Well)

Rentarou's Family

Everyone in the Rentarou Family let out relaxed sighs, sitting together in Hanazono's Mansion's living room's sofa after winning their first ever baseball game for their newest member, Iku Sutou.

Iku: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm really glad baseball is over with for today. (Turns Over to her Partners With a Bright Smile on her Face) Thanks again for all your help, guys!~

Hakari: (Smiles Back at Iku) Of course, dear. We've always got each other's back in this family. Which reminds me- (Looks Over at Shizuka) How are you feeling now that we won the game?

Shizuka: (Happily and Confidently Giving Hakari the Thumbs Up While Hugging Rentarou's Arm Next to Her) {I have never felt any better, Bods Lady!~}

Hakari: Oh!~ (Giggles Softly While Blushing) I've never been called that before~ Boss Lady~

Karane: (Rolls her Eyes) We're never gonna hear the end of it, are we?

Nano: Given her overly flattered expression, I'd say the possibility of that is above 50%.

Karane: It's too high damnit!

Kurumi: (Munching on a Few Barbecue Steaks Inside a To-Go From the BBQ Place They Celebrated at Earlier) You know, I never thought baseball of all things would get me pumped up before.

Mei: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yes, it was quite the exhilarating experience indeed.

Hahari: (Let's Out a Loud Yawn) But wayyyy to exhausting for my liking. (Rubs her Back) My poor back....(Immediately Starts Pouting) I'm not old!

Kurumi: You said it, not us.

Hahari: (Lowers her Head Down in Sadness) Aww.....

Rentarou: (Gives Hahari a Reassuring Smile) Cheer up, Hahari-San, You'll always be beautiful no matter how old you get.

Hahari: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Hugs Rentarou Down Below Her) Rentarou-Babyyyyy!~ You're so sweet and handsome, I love you so much!~ (Starts Kissing the Top of her Boyfriend's Head)

Rentarou: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Hahari's Affections) I love you too~ That goes for the rest of you girls too. You all will always beautiful in my eyes too!~

The rest of the girls blush and grit their teeth by Rentarou's compliment towards them, right on cue.

Iku: (Places her Hands on Both of her Flustered Cheeks) Gosh~ (Turns to Hakari Next to Her) Is he always this sweet?~

Hakari: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Ohhh you don't have the slightest idea!~ I love him so much~

Iku: Me too!~ (Gives Rentarou's a Peck on the Lips)

Kusuri: Nyehehe!~ (Jumps Her Way into the Living Room, Carrying her Phone in her Habd) Guess who's back with her newly charged phone and some tunes, yep-yep?~

Karane: The little gremlin in front of us?

Kurumi: (Raises an Eyebrow at Kusuri in Curiosity) What kind of tunes are we listening to exactly?

Kusuri: The victorious kind~

Kusuri press play on her phone with the sound of the record scratching for a brief second before an old hip-hop style of music would begin to play next.

Nano: That was an interesting sudden transition of the track.

Hahari: ('Sigh') Kusuri, honey, our bodies are too tuckered out to dancing around this type of music. Can't you play something more relaxing instead?

Kusuri: (Happily Shakes her Head) Nope-Nope~ This is the third accomplishment we made as a family! We gotta celebrate this ocassion somehow.

Kusuri's Phone: We commence to make ya- (JUMP! JUMP!)

Kurumi: Yeah, I rather not jump around all night. I'm still sore from all the running and sliding.

Rentarou: Oh come on, you guys. (Suddenly Gets Up From his Seat) I'm sure the song itself won't make us do that much- (Suddenly Starts Stomping Around..... and Rapping to the Song) Don't try to compare us to Another Bad, little fad! I'm the Mac and I'm bad, give you something that you never had! I'll make you bump bump, wiggle and shake your rump. 'Cause I be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna- (JUMP!) How high? Real high, 'cause I'm just so fl. A young lovable, hugable type of guy. And everything is to the back with a little slack.'Cause inside out is wiggida-wiggida-wiggida WACK! I come stompin' with somethin' pumpin' to keep you jumpin'. R&B, rappin' bull crap is what I'm dumpin'. Ain't nothin' sucker 'bout Kris Kross, we all that. So when they ask, "Do they rock?" Say, "Believe- Thaaaaaaaaaaat?......

Hakari: ('Sighs Heavily') You and the rest of us both......(Smiles Dreamingly as Mei is Now Seen Giving her a Shoulder Massage)

Rentarou's eyes slowly starts to widen up and ceases his rapping as he notices the different reactions his girlfriends are giving him.

Hakari/Hahari: (Gasps Loudly as Their Eyes Were Sparkling Through Their Darling Rentarou's Performance)

Kurumi's eyes and mouth were open widen in surprise, causing her piece of meat to fall back down inside her to-go box.

Nano: (Blushing the Whole Time) How....unexpected~

Mei: (Eyes Open Up in Pure Amazement) Such magnificence~

Shizuka: (Amazed by the Whole Thing) {Truly a sight to remember~}

Kusuri/Iku: (Happily Applauds Rentarou) Yeahhhh! Woooooo!/Gooooo Rentarou!!

Karane: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Holy crap, dude. I didn't know you could rap like that! I didn't even know you can rap at all, What the hell!?

Nano: And with a perfect accuracy to boot.

Hakari: (Smiles Lovingly) I always knew our darling boy is talented!~

Rentarou: (Smiles Sheepishly While Having his Hands in Front of his Face in Defense) Settle down, ladies! It's really not that impressive.

Kurumi: Are you kidding? You rap the words in that verse perfectly like Nano said, Senpai, that's amazing!

Hahari: TELL US YOUR SECRETS!!~

Rentarou: It's nothing too crazy. An old friend of mines used to play this song a lot when we first started middle school. (Chuckles Lightly) So much so that I ended up memorizing every verse of the song for years to come.

Iku: Talk about an impressive hidden talent.

Hakari: I didn't know you had an old friend growing up. What was he like?

Rentarou: Pretty laid back and blunt for the most part. We used to talk and walk together after school until we graduated. We both went our separate ways after that. Not on bad term mind you. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Though, now that I think about it, he hasn't been answering my calls or text me back since then. I wonder if he's busy......

Kurumi: (Scoffs at the Thought of Rentarou's Old "Friend") Or maybe he thinks he too old to hang out with you anymore......

Karane: ('Tch') Yeah. Some friend.

Rentarou: (Turns to Karane and Kurumi) Come on now, you two. He wouldn't purposely ditch me like that. He probably wanted to take a break from dealing with me and my dilemmas everyday. I was a bit of a nuisance at the time

Nano: You being a nuisance is 100% illogical to believe.

Shizuka: (Rapidly Nodding her Head I'm Agreement, Not Liking Whar Rentarou Thinks of Himself at All)

Rentarou: (Chuckles Lightly) You should meet the middle school me then! I was such a crybaby back then.

Karane: Please. (Points at Hahari Next to Her) You can't be worse than the woman child on my left here.

Hahari: Yea- (Pouts at Karane) Hey!

Rentarou: Not too sure about that personally, but I am thankful for him hearing me out all this time at least, even if he doesn't care most of the time. (Frowns a Bit) It does feel a little lonely not having another friend around after that though.....

Iku: (Gives Rentarou a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Well, you'll never be alone ever again now you have us around. (Sticks her Hand Out to Rentarou) We're here for you 101%!~

Nano: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Yes. It would be more efficient for all of us to stick together going forward

Rest of the Girls: Mmhmm~

Rentarou: (Stares at the Girls For a Brief Second Before his Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) You girls~ (Grab Hold of Iku's Hand) I'll always be here for you too- Woah!

Rentarou suddenly gets pulled down to where Iku is sitting as he is greeted by his girlfriend's Hugs and kisses.

Hakari: Thank you, darling!~ ('Mwah')

Iku: You're the best!~ ('Mwah')

Hahari: We wanna show you just how loved you truly are to us!~ ('Mwah Mwah')

Mei: If you do not mind thatbis~ ('Mmmmwah')

Rentarou: Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world!~ I love you girls so much~

Rentarou's Family: WE LOVE YOU TOO, RENTAROU!!~

Karane: You cute dumb-dumb~ ('Mwah')

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Makoto: (In the Showers) Ann wants us to share the wedding service with her and Shiho-san?

Ren: (Standing by the Restroom Door) Yep! Says it would save Momma Peach from spending too much money on us. Does that seem like something you'll be okay with?

Makoto: (Smiles Softly) Yeah, I don't mind. Could be fun. Do you think we'll share the same honeymoons as well?

Ren: Probably. Here's hoping wherever it is, isn't too expensive to go to.

.........................................................................

Ren: (Standing in Front of the Bathroom Mirror, Combing his Hair) So how you feel about Futaba being our DJ?

Makoto: (Standing Outside and by the Restroom Door This Time While Raising an Eyebrow in Confusion) Futaba can use the turn tables?

Ren: No, but she has been wanting to play on one for a while now and claimed to memorize almost every hand movement the DJs make on TV. (Puts the Comb Down to the Side and Picks his Tooth Brush From a Cup) She even try to turning Sojiro's old record player set once before she got caught red handed and had to clean around the café for three weeks tops.

Makoto: (Giggles Softly) Kudos for her finding unique ways to practice at least~ She's hired.

Ren: (Raises an Eyebrow While Blushing his Teeth in a Muffled Sounding Voice) You sure you wanna do that? She'll have the after party sounding like alien space ship after a while.

Makoto: It's gonna be fine, Ren. All I want is for her and everyone invited to have themselves a fun, good time. Hopefully not too much to where it leads to chaos and destruction down the line, but...('Sigh') Fingers crossed for that too I guess.

Ren: Alright, she's hired. (Gargle Mouthwash in his Mouth Before Spitting it All Out in the Sink in Front of Him) We should probably hired a few bodyguards while we're at it.

Makoto: Way ahead of you, Mr. Niijima~

'Door Opens'

Ren: (Sticks his Head Out of the Opened Restroom Door While Snickering at his Soon to be Wife) Did you just called me Mr. Niijima just now?~

Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) I just wanted see how it sounds is all~ You like?

Ren: (Starts Nodding a Bit) Not too shabby I must admit. Which do you prefer our last names to be now? Niijima or Amimaya?

Makoto: (Crosses her Arms While Thinking) Hm.....I've been a Niijima for all my life and I'm still proud of being one to tis very day......(Smiles Sweetly) But I'm really, really, really, really, REEEALLY loving how "Mrs. Amimaya" sounds, so I'll go with that one instead~

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Amimayas it is! You're adorable~ (Starts Kissing on Makoto's Cheek) You know that?~

Makoto: (Giggles Ticklishly) And you're still as handsome as they come~ Now go and get dressed already!~

A Few More Minutes of RenGetting Dressed Later

The newly proposed couple are now seen walking down the stairs together, hand and hand, when they suddenly Notices two familiar faces down at the café.

Sojiro: (Smiles Brightly at the Duo While Standing Behind the Bar Stand) Well, look who finally decides to show up?~

Dark Pit: (Simply Waves at the Two While Standing in Front of the Bar Stand, Drinking a Cup of Cofee He Ordered) 'Sup, lovebirds.

Ren/Makoto: Pitto-san!~ (Happily Sprints Over and Hugs Their Favorite Moody Angel Together) Happy New Year!~

Ren: Heard you guys had one hell of a party from the other side.

Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Yeah, it's what you expected most of our gatherings would go, except with more dancing.....(Starts Blushing a Bit at the Thought of Receiving Mutliple Kisses From his Girlfriends After the Countdown Was Over) and kissing. Everyone was missing you guys like crazy by the way. What's up with that?

Ren: Wait. Our Witch and Goddess Mom didn't tell you the news last night?

Dark Pit: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) I...think so? They were crying the whole night, I could hardly understand either of them. Why, Is that news of yours' that big or something?

Ren: (Playfully Shrugs) Wellllll, it's nothing enormous. Just that-

Makoto: (Already Has a Very Excited Smile on her Face) WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!~

Dark Pit: I'm sorry- (Eyes Widened in Complete and Genuine Surprise) What!?

Ren: (Snickers at his Soon to be Wife) Makoto, you could've at least let me play into this bit a little longer.

Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) Sorry~ I still couldn't get over wonderful that night was~

Ren: ('Sigh') I know. I'm excited about it too, hon. (Kiss the Top of Makoto's Forehead Before Turning Back to his Angel Brother) Your future sis in law speaks the truth, bud. We're finally getting hitched in the future. We haven't decided the date yet. Or...much of anything besides the last name and who gets the DJ spot.

Dark Pit: Holy crap, this is actually happening......(Shakes his Head a Bit as He Starts Coming Back to Reality) Okay, so....who propose to who exactly?

Makoto: Me~ Shiho-san and I planned propose to our respective partners months prior as we went jewelry shopping together. ('Sighs in Pure Relief') It was so nerve-wrecking just by thinking about it beforehand, but I'm so glad I've pushed through in the end. (Hugs Ren's Arm) Now I can finally live the rest of my life married to the man I love so much, as Mrs. Amimaya!~ (Happily Kisses Ren's Cheeks Again)

Ren: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Makoto's Kisses Again) She's been like this all morning, it's adorable~

Sojiro: (Smirks While Whispering Something to Pitto) You should've your brother the moment Makoto proposed to him. Poor kid was crying his eyes out, asking if marrying him was really a good idea or not.

Dark Pit: (Turns to Sojiro) And you didn't think to record and send a video of it to me afterwards!?

Ren: (Gives Pitto a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Pitto, can't you go one day without using something to blackmail people with?

Dark Pit: (Shrugs Again) Hey, my life would significantly be more boring if I stop doing that now. (Smirks a Bit) Still, congratulations, you two.

Makoto: (Smiles Brightly) Thank you!~ We're planning on tell the others in the family the news as well if you like to some with.

Dark Pit: Sure. (Tosses his Dimensional Ring and Have it Expanded Into it's Giant, Transporting Size Midair) I was planning on coming back there anyways. (Turns Back to Sojiro) Wanna come along too, Uncle Sojiro?

Sojiro: Can't. I just opened up the café the moment you came in here. You three can go on ahead without me.

Ren: If you say so. We'll bring you something nice back later on! (Waves Goodbye to his Coffee Dad as He Follows Pitto Into the Ring)

Makoto: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Sojiro While Walking into The Ring as Well) Have a good day, Uncle Sojiro, if you don't mind me calling you that for the foreseeable futuuuuure!~

Sojiro: (Watches the Giant Ring Spins Around and Disappears into Thin Air with a Sincere Smile on his Face) I don't mind that at all, kid.

'Door Open, Bell Ring'

Sojiro: Hm? (Turns to See Sae and Tae Rushing Themselves into the Café with the Former Covered in a Few Kiss Marks on her Face)

Sae: Sojiro, were Makoto and Ren here just now?

Sojiro: Yep, you just miss them. They left to visit the Smash Family at the mansion before you two came in here.

Sae: (Snaps her Finger a Bit in Disappointment) Figures. I was hoping we could congratulate them both of them on the successful proposal.

Tae: ('Sigh') Even more so considering we've missed seeing it happen in person last night....

Sojiro: Work got you both in a bind last night, didn't it?

Tae: For the most part. (Rests the Side of her Head onto her Girlfriend's Shoulder) They got my poor Empress here to near exhaustion all night, so I had to keep her company~

Sojiro: (Starts Smirking at Sae in Particular) Ahh, so that explains the kiss marks on your face then, Ms. Prosecutor?~

Sae: (Eyes Widened a Bit Before Turning Away From Sojiro) I don't believe that's any of your business, Sojiro-

Tae: You've guessed it, boss man.

Sae: (Bashfully Glares at Tae) T-Tae!?~

Tae: (Casually Shrugs) What? It's the truth, isn't it? It's my duty as your beautiful, doctor of a girlfriend to take care of my beloved~ (Gives Sae Another Kiss on the Cheek)

Sae: (Starts Blushing Some More by Tae's Affections) A-And I appericate that very much~ (Starts Pouting and Pointing at a Smug Looking Sojiro a Few Feet Behind Her) T-That still doesn't mean he gets to know about it though!!

Tae: Hey, there's no shame in telling him a little a bit about our business for today. Especially now that it's the- (Happily Pumps her Fist Up in the Air) New Year, baby!!

Sojiro: (Chuckles Lightly) Now that's something we can all make a toast to. (Walks Back Behind the Counter) I'll make you two drinks, on the house.

Tae: (Smiles Brightly) Much appreciated, Sojiro-San. (Turns Back to her Girlfriend) Let's savor this day of freedom while we, yeah?~ (Gives Sae a Kiss on the Lips While Making her Way to the Stand) WOOOOO!~

Sae: (Sighs with a Small Smile on her Face) You are so lucky that you're cute yourself right now, doctor~ (Follows Behind Tae)

Meanwhile at the Smash Mansion's Dining Hall...........

The Dimensional Ring transported our trio on the hall's stage, where most members of the Smash Family are seen partying beneath them.

Ren: Good to see that they're lively as ever.

Makoto: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Is this an after party of sorts?

Dark Pit: Yep. It started a few minutes ago. The last party was so good that they decided to throw another for good measures. I get their attention.

Pitto nods at the DJ at the other side of the stage, silently telling him to turn the music off. The Dj, in question, did what he was requested which in turn, Instantly causes everyone in the room to start complaining and even booing at this sudden notion.

Dark Pit: (Walks Over to the Microphone and Speaks on It) Alright, everybody SHUT UP! I have the floor here!

The room finally goes silent thanks to Pitto loud, demanding voice echoing the room.

Kyoko: (Happily Waving at her Boyfriend in Front of the Stage While Standing Next to her Girlfriend, Misako) HIIIIII PITTO-KINS!~

Misako: (Smirks at her Boyfriend) We love you, babe!~

Dark Pit: (Snaps his Finger and Points at his Two Girlfriends in the Crowd) Right back at your, babes! But that's beside the point. Guess who finally decides to show up? (Presents Ren and Makoto to the Crowd)

Ren: (Steps in and Speaks on the Microphone Next) Yo, what's up, my peeps! HAPPY NEW YEEEEEAR!

Crowds: (Cheers For Ren and Makoto in Rejoice)

Dedede: Boy, where in the hell were y'all two been last night!?

Kamui: We were missing you both like crazy!!~

Ridley: (Angry Shakes his Fist at Ren in the Background) YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!

Makoto: (Speaks on the Microphone Next) We're so sorry we made you all worried all night! There's a perfectly good explaining for why we-

Ren: MAKOTO PROPOSED TO ME LAST NIGHT AND I SAID YES!!...(Turns to Makoto with a Sheepish Smile on his Face) Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Makoto: (Smiles Back at Ren While Gently Patting his Cheek) It's okay, we're even now. (Gives Ren a Peck on the Lips)

The crowd stare at the couple in surprised andd silence for a few seconds before they erupted by to cheering in rejoice once more, sounding even louder than it they were previously.

Dark Pit: (Claps his Hands While Making his Way Back to The Microphone) Yes, yes. This is truly an amazing news to discover today. I'm surprised myself.

Toon: (In the Crowd) Hey, wait a minute!

'Record Scratch'

Toon: Ren, did you say...Makoto was the one who proposed to you?

Ren: Yep. Even planned for it and everything.

Ness: (Eyes Widened in Horror) Oh no.....

Dark Pit: Heheheheheheh.......Ahahahahahahaha!

Hades: (Sighs While Pinches the Bridge of his Nose) Look at what you two have rot?....

Dark Pit: (Takes The Microphone Off the It's Stand and Continues to Speak on it With a Very Evil, Shit Eatting Grin on His Face) YOU'VE GUESSED RIGHT, FOLKS! While you were all so confident that your Ren-Ren her would make the first move, I was the only person in this equation, SMART ENOUGH to pick the other side.

Viridi: (In the Crowd) You being smart is debatable at best!

Dark Pit: Shut up! My intelligence doesn't matter in the conversation. What does though is that I'm the only one in the room who chose wisely. (Slams Down a Silver Bucket on a Nearby Stool) So step right up and PAY UP! All of y'all who participated, come on!

The collective groans of those who part take in this bet, begins to surface as they reluctantly make they're up to thr stage in a line.

Dark Pit: (Turns his Attention Back to his Girlfriends While Pointing at Them) Girls, get your makeups ready. We're going shopping today!

Kyoko: (Happily Squeals While Jumping Up and Down and Clapping her Hands) Shopping Spree on the New Year, I can't wait!!!~

Misako: (Smirks at Pitto) Look at you calling the shots up there~ It's a date!~

Yoshi: (Walks Over to the Place his Cash into the Bucket) First day of the year and you finally managed to win a bet for once. I'm happy for you, man.

Dark Pit: Much appericated, my good dinosaur. (Gives Yoshi Fist Bumps Before Watching him Walk Off)

Hades: (Walks Up to the Stage Next, Dumbfounded) I don't believe this. The first bet I've lost in eons and it's to you of all people. This has GOT to be a fluke of some kind.....

Dark Pit: Uh-huh, sure. Or MAYBE lady luck wasn't on your side for once. Now, cough up the dough already!

Hades: (Groans in Defeat as He Drops his Money onto the Bucket) You won't get so lucky next time, my boy. (Walks Away) That, I can promise you.

Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Whatever you say, Hades.

Ren/Makoto: PITTO!

Dark Pit turns to see the soon-to-be married couple now glaring at him.

Makoto: You guys betted on us this whole time!?

Ren: (Raises an Eyebrow) You seriously thought I couldn't propose Makoto myself?

Makoto turns to Ren in silence with a deadpinned Look on her face.

Ren: What? I wanna know.

Dark Pit: We've been betting between you guys for like what? Three to four years now? Everyone was so convinced Ren would make the proposing move, but I had a feeling you love Ren enough to do it yourself, so I chose the opposing side: You, big sis.

Ren: (Shrugs) Can't argue with that logic. I'd probably do the same if I was in his sandals.

Makoto: ('Sigh') I'm very touched that you think highly of me, Pitto-san, but don't you think these bets you all been making are starting to run stale at this point?

Dark Pit: Yeah, definitely. (Starts Grinning Victoriously) But my losing streak has finally come to an end now that I WO-

?????: PITTOOOO!

Dark Pit: (Instantly Recognizes Three of Certified Moms' Voices a Few Feet Behind Him Before Letting Out Defeated Sigh) Nevermind. That ship has now sunken...

Hades: (In The Background) Ha!

Bayonetta: (Gives Pitto, Stern Motherly Glares Along with the Others) Young man, I thought we raised you better than to participate in these silly betting games.

Peach: Especially against your own family!

Pit: (Gets on the Stage Along with his Girlfriend, Viridi and Kirby) Yeah, Pitto, family always comes before betting money.

Viridi/Kirby: (Nodding in Agreement) Mmhmm.

People in the Line: (Turns to Pitto) YEAH!

Peach: (Comically Glares at the Others in the Line) Don't you "Yeah" him! This goes for all of you as well!!

People in the Line: Aww......

Dark Pit: HA!

Palutena: (Notices the Amount of Cash Raising Up on the Bucket, Most of Which are Fifty and Hundred Dollar Bills) You know, this amount of money could be enough to cover most of the expenses for two weddings-

Makoto: A wedding, actually. Ann wants to share a big one with us together, if that's okay with you-

Peach: (Beams Herself with Excitement) That would ve perfect!~ (Happily Claps her Hands) We could have ourselves the most beautiful conjoint wedding ever!~

Dark Pit: (Couldn't Believe What He's Hearing Right Now) Oh come on, aren't we already rich enough to pay for one ourselves?

Palutena: (Turns Back to Pitto) Honey, most of the stuff for the wedding here almost cost a large amount of fortune, even more so than what we could afford alone.

Bayonetta: (Immediately Gives Pitto the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes Along with Palutena) Pleeeeeease let us use the bucket of money for the conjoint wedding, darling?~

Palutena: It could benefit us all~

Peach: (Puts on the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes as Well) And Makoto and Ren-Ren are a part of our Smaah Family after all~

Makoto: (Follows Pursuit on the Sad Puppy Eyes Madness Along with Ren) And you DO love us very much~

Ren: Right?~

Pit: (Starrs Doing the Sar Puppy Dog Look aa Well) We'd really appericate it a lot if you take one for our happy family~

Kirby: (Does the Puppy Dog Eyes as Viridi Picks him Up) Poyo Poyo~

Everyone in Line: (Starts Doing the Puppy Dog Eyes as Well) PLEEEEEEEEEEASEE !?~

Dark Pit: ('Groans in Pure and Uttee Annoyance and Defeat') Alright, alright, FINE!! You win! You can have the money for the wedding expensives. (Turns Away While Blushing a Little) Hope it helps out or whatever.....

Everyone cheers once again in rejoice..

Ren: (Puts on a Satisfied Grin on his Face While Giving Pitto a Thumbs Up) Arigato, little bro!

Makoto: (Smiles Brightly at her Soon to Be Little Brother in Law) I knew you have a big heart~

Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Uh-huh. There goes that shopping spree plan.........

Misako: (Appears Right Next to Pitto on One Side) I wouldn't be so sure about that if we're you, babe.

Kyoko: (Appears on the Other Side with a Bright, Reassuring Smile on her Face) We can still go shopping together even if we're able to buy a few things. Our allowance came last night.

Misako: (Puts on a Reassuring Smirk on her Face) And for being a thoughtful boyfriend as you've always been, we'll treat you to something nice afterwards, on us. Sounds good?

Dark Pit: I don't want either of you to spend too much on me, but sure I guess-

?????: Not so fast!

The trio turn their attention to Princess Zelda walking up the stage, with Mewtwo and Owain following her behind.

Zelda: We need to have ourselves a Smash Meeting first.

Misako/Kyoko: Smash Meeting?

Dark Pit: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) For what exactly?

Zelda: (Gives Pitto a Sisterly Like Glare) For all the bets that's been going on around here! It's been getting out of hand and i think it's high time we put an end to this once and for all!

Peach: (Happily Cheers for Zelda) Atta girl, Zelda dear!~ Show 'em whose boss!~

Zelda: (Happily Waves Back at Peach) Sure thing, Momma Peach!~ (Turns Back to the Trio with the Same Stern Look on her Face She Has Previously) Now then, off to the living room we go. (Turns to Everyone Else in Line) That goes double for the rest of you too, let's go!

Everyone in Line: ('Groans in Annoyance and Defeat')

Zelda: Less 'ahhing', more moving, people! No time to waste!.

And so, everyone who participated in the bet and a few others in the past along with it, reluctantly follows Zelda and Co to the living room to their first Smash Family Meeting of the new year.

Dark Pit: ('Sigh Heavily') It's not even the afternoon yet and this year already sucks......

Misako: Oh don't be such a drama queen, DP. It can't be that bad. Can it?

Kyoko: Only one way to find out.

Dark Pit: Unfortunately....

Kyoko: (Pouts at her and Misako's Dark Angel) Hey, none of that negativity nonsense, mister. It'll all be over soon, just you wait.

Missko: Yeah, what she said.

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Yes, ma'ams.

Makoto: (Watches Half of the Crowd Walking Out of the Halls) Well, that's one way to spend the rest of the morning.

Ren: (Casually Shrugs)There's never a dull moment in this wacky family. I'm glad we can take breather for no-

'A-HEM'

Ren's eyes starts to widen up in fear as he slowly turns to see his new family (Palutena, Bayonetta, Pit, and Viridi) are now staring at him, in a menacing like fashion.

Ren: Uhhhh....(Smiles Awkwardly While Waving at his Family) G-Good morning, you guys.

Ren's family slowly begins to approach Ren with each step they take.

Ren: (Steps Back) H-H-Hold on now! Let's not do anything rash he-

Ren's Family: (Launches Themselves Onto....) RENNYYYYYYYY!~

Ren: Goddammit, no!

Ren tries running away....only to get hug tackled one by one before heading straight to the stage's floor.

'THUD'

Ren: (Winces a Bit in Pain In Multiple Arms Around) God, would it kill any of you to warn me before doing this!? I'm desperate here.

Bayonetta: (Already in Tears Along with Everyone Else) Well, excuse us for missing you like crazy all of last night, young man!!~

Palutena: And to hear that you're finally getting married with the girl of your dreams.....('Sniff') How else are we supposed to react!?~

Pit/Viridi: (Starts Snuggling Up on Ren) CONGRATULATIOOOONS!~

Ren: Thanks, really. I'm never gonna get out of this, am I?

Pit: ('Sniff') Nope! There's no escaping.

Viridi: You're gonna stay here and cuddle with us whether you like it or not, so DEAL WITH IT!~

Ren: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, I figured you'd say tthat. Love you guys.

Ren's Family: WE LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOO!~

Ren: (Wonces Some More) Ack! H-Hey! Easy on the hugging!!

Makoto: (Giggles a Bit While Watching a Sweet Family Bonding Moment Unfolds in Front of Her and Peach) Good to see some things hasn't change around here.

Peach: (Giggles as Well) Of course! The year maybe new, but our love for one another will never go away. (Turns to Makoto) How do you feel now that you've finally proposed?

Makoto: (Sighs in Satisfactory Before Smiling) Amazing....Don't I'll ever be any happier than this right now. (Turns to Peach) Thank you again for your words of encouragement last year. And please, take all the time you need to get everything accounted for and ready. The last thing we want to do is be any more a nuisance-

Peach: (Immediately Gives Makoto a Very Loving Hug) Don't say that! You two are not nuisances to any one of us, Makoto Niijima, and you never will be~ (Gives Makoto a Soft, Determined Smile on her Face) We'll make this the best wedding you and your friends will ever have in your whole lives, so just leave everything to us from here on out, okay?

Makoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness Before Nodding to this Request) Will do, mom. (Gives Peach a Peck on the Cheek, Making her Giggle Some More in Return)

Peach: Okay!~ (Points Over to the Hug Pile in Front of her and Makoto) Now, how about we join in on the hugfest over here? Something tells me our dear Ren-Ren needs all the love he can get right now~

Makoto: (Smiles Brightly) You don't have to tell me twice. Let's go.

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Viridi: ('Sigh') They're gone.

Sora: (Stomps his Foot Down in Annoyance, Frustration, and Disappointment) Dangit, Riku! You just HAD to wimp out and break the "No Use of Magic" rule at the last second!

Pit: (Grabs his Chin) You know, I never really took Riku, of all people, for a rule breaker until now.

Kairi: (Crosses her Arms in (Cute) Anger) ('Hmph') I can. He always had this rebellious side to him growing up. Yet he has the nerve go around saying how much of a "Changed Man he is". ('Groans in Frustration') Oooh, I wanna kiss that dumb face of his so bad right now!!~

Sora: (Places his Hand onto his Girlfriend's Shoulder) Patience, Kairi. We'll both get our kisses and cuddles outta him as soon as we finally beat him at his own game.

Kairi: (Takes a Deep Breath as She Calms Herself Down a Bit) Yeah. You're right. The game's not over yet. (Puts on the Most Fierce, Determined Look She Has Mustered Yet) We will beat him at his own game and BREAK his winning streak if it's the last thing any of us do. (Pumps Her Fist Up to the Sky While Screaming Out......) RETRIBUTION!!!

Sora/Kairi: RETRIBUTION!!!!!

Pit: (Watches Two of His Friends Shouting 'Retribution' in the Mid Distance) Wow. Childhood rivalries are something fierce. (Turns to his Girlfriend, Viridi, Standing Next to Him) Either that or you were definitely not kidding when you say paintball fights could easily change a person overtime.

Viridi: (Casually Shrugs While Eating Gummy Wprms From Out of the Bag) Eh. It's entertaining to watch unfold either way. ('Mm') (Pass Pit the Bag) Want some gummies? They're pretty good.

Pit: I'll be judge of that. (Takes a Gummy Worm Out of the Bag and Eats It Before Falling in Love With It a Second After) Yummy~

Viridi gently pats her boyfriend's arm as she starts eating some more gummies for herself.

Meanwhile at the Other Side of the Battlefield........

A similar colored blue light suddenly appears at the destinated spot as it reveals itself to be Riku and Kirby before it wears off both of them and fades into nothingness.

Riku: (Panting a Bit Before Getting Himself Back Up) Okay.....I think we might've lost for them.

Kirby: (Pouts at Riku) Poyopoyo Poyo Poyopoyo!

Riku: ('Sigh') Yes, I know, I broke the magic rule. I panicked. It's not a good enough reason, but it's something. (Puts on a More Annoyed Look on his Face) Besides, if anyone you wanna chastise, it's Sora and Kairi for pinning the two of us against them, Pit, and Vi before coming here. Pretty one sided on their end, don't you think?

Kirby: (Shrugs) Poyo Poyopoyo Poyopoyo Poyopoyo. Poyopoyo poyo.

Riku: Well, yeah. You are a really tough cookie to cra- Wait. (Turns to Kirby) You did what now?

Kirby: Poyo poyo. (Takes his Phone Out From his Army Vest) Poyo?

Kirby then shows Riku a video clip of him participating in a Megaton Punch Champonship in the past, where he punched the two solid concrete blocks in half so hard that it caused the entire Planet Popstar to crack.

Riku: (Lowers his Hunter Shades, Surprised at What He Has Watched in Front of Him Before Putting Them Back on his Face).......That's insanely impressive. (Gently Pats on Kirby's Head) Nice job, Kirby.

Kirby: (Smiles Brightly by Rilu's Gesture and Praises) Poyo!~

Riku: But my point still stands. (Crosses his Arms) I swear, those two could've at least given us two more teammates if they really wanted a fair challenge that-

'SPLAT'

Riku/Kirby: (Suddenly Taken Aback by the Light Green Colored Puddle of Paint That Came Out of Nowhere, in Front of Them) Huh?/Poyo?

Before either one of them could say or do anything else, a duck figure suddebly pops out of the paint puddle, into the air while frantically screaming for dear life.

Kirby: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion at Everything That is Happening Right Now) Poyo?

Riku: Wait. (Eyes Widened Once More as He Instantly Recognizes the Duck Figure) Donald!?

Donald quickly starts flapping both his arms to keep him from falling down any further....only for that idea to be shot down in a few measly seconds.

Luckily for him, another figure suddenly jumps out the paint puddle, catches the short-tempered mage in her arms, and landed perfect and safely on the ground.

Kirby: (Complete Strucked in Awe and Amazed by the Catch and Save Displayed in Front of Him and Riku) Poyooooo~

Riku: The- (Raises an Eyebrow at Kirby) Squid Sister?

Donald: (Hugs The Squid Sister Still Carrying Him) You saved me.......

?????: ('Sighs in Relief') And just in the neck of time too. You holding up okay, Donald?

Donald: Yeah- (Instantly Realizes What's Currently Doing Right Now) I-I mean! (Clears his Throat Before Crossing his Arms in a More Mature Manner) That was nothing I can't handle.

?????: (Forms a Cheeky, Teasing Smirk on her Face) Really?~ Then how come you were screaming like a little duckling seconds before I caught you?~

Donald: I-I was just.....practicing my vocal chords.

?????: Is that right?

Donald: Yep. That's the reason. I'm a lot of things. COWARD'S not one of them.

?????: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Never said you were one, Donald. People freaked out in these kinds of situations all time, there's no need to be embarrassed about that. (Gives Donald a Bright Smile on her Face) You'll always be a great mage in my eyes regardless.

Donald: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Awwww~ (Hugs His Life Savior) Thanks, Marie~

'Clears Throat'

Donald: (Turns to See Riku Slightly Smirking at Him) Riku! (Quickly Gets Off of Marie's Arms and Back on his Feet Before Giving The Young Keyblade Master a Sheepish Smile] H-Hello! It's been a while.

Riku: Likewise.

Kirby: (Happily Greets the Fellow Duo) Poyo Poyo!~

Marie: (Let's Out an Excited Gasps as She Sets Her Now Sparkling Eyes At-) Kirby!~ It's so nice to finally meet you in person. (Squat Herself Down to Kirby's Height Level) Cal and I are really huge fans of yours.

Kirby: Poyopoyo Poyo Poyopoyo!

Marie: ('Gasps') No way. You're a fan of me and my sister's work?

Kirby: (Happily Nodded to Marie) Poyo Poyo Poyo!~

Marie: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) And I'M your favorite out of the two of us!? I-I don't know what to say- (Happily Bows to Kirby) I'm so honored ~ (Smiles Sheepishly) B-But let's keep this between us, yeah? My sister can get jealous really easily these days.

Kirby: (Happily Rubs the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Poyo Poyo Poyo.

Riku: (Watches Kirby and Marie Chatting and Giggling Among One Another Along with Donald Standing Next to Him) So, you're friends with an actual celebrity now, eh Donald?

Donald: (Proudly Nodded) Yep. I helped hid her away in a nearby coffee shop, rabid fans, chasing her all day while back. We chat and drank coffee for hours on end, have a few things in common and we became best of pals ever since.

Riku: Neat. She seems pretty nice.

Donald: (Smiles Softly of his Bew Found Friend) The nicest. She's really cool too. Even more so than King Mickey!

Riku: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Royal Mage While Smirking) Is that right?

Donald: Yep! (Points at Riku Without Even Looking at Him) Don't tell him I said any of that.

Riku: (Crosses his Arms) Lips are sealed.

Maria: Hey, guys. Ypu mind coming over here fpr a second? Kirby wants us to take a quick group selfie.

Kirby: Poyo!

Riku: Sure. (Walks Over to Marie and Kirby Along with Donald)

Donald: Where do you want us to stand?

Maria: (Motions Donald to Come Over While Carry Kirby With One Arm) You, stand next to me- (Points to Riku) While you can stand behind the rest of us. Maybe kneel down a knee so I could get the full shot.

Riku: (Gets Behind the Group Before Kneeling One Knee Down) Like this?

Marie: (Simply Nodded to Riku) Perfect. (Turns Back to Kirby's Phone She's Been Holding Up in Front of Her and the Boys) Now, we're ready to take the picture in three.....two....one-

Marie/Donald/Kirby: (Puts on Bright Smiles as They All Blurt Out) STAY FRESH!~/ POYO POYO!~

Riku: Stay-

'Click'

The group phone is now shown on Kirby's phone.

Marie: (Takes a Look at the Picture Itself Along with Donald) Hm. This came out a lot better than I thought it would.

Donald: Finally. A picture where my eyes aren't closed for once.

Riku: (Looks Down at Kirby) What do you think, Kirby? Looks decent enough to you?

Kirby: (Happily Nodded) Poyo Poyo. (Turns Back to Marie) Poyo Poyopoyo.

Marie: (Smiles Back at Kirby as She Gives him His Phone Back) No, thank you for taking the time out of your day to greet us in return. I'm eternal grateful. (Turns to Donald) Ready to go, Donald?

Donald: (Simply Nodded to Matie) You bet-

Riku: Wowowoah hang on. I need a favor to asked you two.

Marie/Donald: (Turns to Each Other For a Brief Second) Hmmmmmm.......(Turns Back to Riku With Raised Eyebrows From Both Sides) We're listening.....

Riku: Kirby and I are playing Paintball Wars with the rest of our friends right now and it's me and Kirby against the four of them, completely unbalanced match up if you ask me by the way-

Marie: And you're wondering if Donny and I could team up with you in the meantime.

Kirby: (Surprised and Impressed by How Quickly Marie Managed to That Exact Conclusion Along with Riku) Poyoooo!

Riku: Y-Yeah, exactly-

Donald: Sorry. That's a no-go, fellas.

Riku: (Eyes Widened by Donald's Quick Answer) What? Why not?

Donald: Cause this is war. Can't go around teaming any randos you meet and see around here.

Riku: Rando- Donald, we've known and fought alongside each other for years now. That's a good enough reason for us to team up!

Donald: True, but have either of you ever been in a paintball fight before?

Riku: Well......No. This is our first time do this kinda thing actuall-

Donald: Then, there ya go! (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away From Riku) We don't work with rookies out here.

Marie: (Gives her Duck Friend a Bit of a Disapproving Look on her Face) Donald.

Donald: (Shrugs at Marie) What? I'm just saying.

Marie: (Sighs Before Turning Back to Riku and Kirby With a Softer Look) What my loud, stubborn, hard headed partner meant to say-

Donald: (Glares at Marie) HEY!

Marie: -Is that the two of us has already done this kind of song and dance together for a good while now that we hardly ever think about teaming up with anyone out there

Donald: (Wraps his Arm Around Marie's) It's us against the world and we're sticking to it to the very end.

Marie: (Happily Nodded to Donald) That's right.

Other Container: (In the Distance) Keep trail on the squid and duck's footprints, boys! They can't be too far from here.

Donald: Well, whaddya know? Those palokas are finally on to us.

Marie: ('Scoffs') About time. (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on her Face) I think it's high time we give 'em a warm welcome, don'tcha think?~

Donald: (Forms Mischievous Smirk of his Own) I thought you never asked.

Marie: (Turns Back to Riku and Kirby) Sorry, boys, but we're about to be pretty occupied at any moment now. You'd understand, right?

Kirby: (Happily Nodded) Poyo.

Riku: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah. Give 'em hell or whatever.

Marie: (Smiles Softly) Thank you. (Turns to Donald) You heard the man, Donny. Let the chaos begin.

Donald: Ohh boy!

Both Donald and Marie let out their respectively loud battle cries as they run out to their potential victims with their paint guns in tact.

Riku: And now we're back to square one. Joy.

Kirby: (Gently Pats on Riku's Leg) Poyopoyo Poyo Poyo.

Riku: True. We made it this far without getting hit. (Smiles a Bit) Our chance of winning might be in the rise so long as we don't get-

'Clicks'

Kirby: (Gets Startled Before Quickly Hiding Behind Riku's Leg)

Riku: (Slouches his Upper Body Down a Notch With a Deadpinned Look on his Face at the Very Group He Was Running Away From) Caught.

Sora: (Pointing his Paintgun at the Duo Along with the Rest of his Team) Hiya, fellas!~ (Puts on a Sly Smirk on his Face) Didn't think we'd find you this soon, did ya?

Pit: (Happily Pulls his Phone Out of his Pants Pocket) It only took one, teensy tracking chip on Kirby's hat, to get to you guys.

Kirby takes his hat off his head and finds a small red light blinking inside.

Pit: H-He gets lost pretty easily.

Kirby: (Puts on an Annoyed Look of his Very Own) Poyo........

Viridi: (Gives Kirby a Soft Sisterly Glare) Don't get all moody with us, mister. You know this is for your own good. (Points at Riku) And don't you even THINK about summoning your Keyblade again, wise guy!

Kairi: (Glares at Her Boyfriend) Damn right or so HELP ME, I am going to cry my entire eyes out! And we all know how much you hate that.

Riku: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Very true. Not a fan of seeing ypu and Sora sad in general. (Looks Down at Kirby as He Receives a Silent Nod Frim Him Before Turning Back to the Others) But before we all do anything rash, I must ask you all to calm down, relax- (Picks Kirby Up From the Ground and Holds Him In Front of Him) And bear witness to this adorable child before you!!

Kirby: (Puts on the Most Adorable Look Imaginable) Poyo~

Pit: (Eyes Widened in Fear) Oh no. He's using Kirby's cuteness against us!

Viridi: (Trying her Hardest to Resist Along With her Everyone of her Teammates) That conniving, clever jerk......

Riku: Yeah, that's right. Adorable, isn't he? You wouldn't dare shoot him down, now would you?

Kirby: Poyo~ (Let's Out a Cute Giggle)

Kairi: (Trying Her Very Hardest Not to Crack Under Pressure) Stay strong, people! Do not give in to the cuteness temptation!

Sora: Easier said then that! I wanna hug him already

Kairi: (Turns to Sora) We ALL want to hug Kirby, Sora, but we still have a prime objective to complete, remember!?

Riku: (,Casually Shrugs) No shame in giving in now. We'd understand.

Kirby: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Po-

'Ratatatat'

Kirby: YO!? (Gets Startled Before Realizing He Got Hit a Few Times on the Chest and Slowly Looking Up to the Culprit Himself)

Vantias: Whoops. (Casually Walks By) Sorry, my hands slip.

Kirby: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief at What Just Happened Before Jumping Off an Equally Suprised Riku's Grasps) Poy......Poyo Poy.......

The gang looks down at Kirby for a brief second before looking back at Riku, smirking at him again.

Riku: (Puts on an Awkward Smile) I-I'm.....that hit didn't really count, really? I mean, it can't possibly- ('Sighs in Defeat') Oh forget it-

Before Riku could even begin to finish his sentence, the gang wasted no time at all shooting him down with multi- four colored paintballs. It was a long time coming for sure, but after all these years of sulking, Sora and Kairi has finally beaten Riku at his own game for once.

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