Blackberry_Summer

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.

Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.

Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"

ilya: no, i did not come on you because you left before i could

My rebind of Any Way The Wind Blows by Rainbow Rowell