I have no idea what I'm doing

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

they killed him for this

Happy Pride

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

Kids, always remember to hate on generative ai, fascism and the patriarchy ✨️

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

is my roommate stupid?

(I also love the running gag that Adrian is much larger than Rocky--I raise you the concept that Adrian is a behemoth compared to Rocky)

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

see her fabulous

See her fabulous!