Amalgamations

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

I'd like to make an important clarification, which is that smallboy is actually normalsize. bigboy is just That Big

QUILT

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goodbye...its been so jimmy...