fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

i’ve been so into food videos lately.... they’re all like "ten quick and easy deserts you can make at home 😋😍" and then 30 seconds in on the first one they go ok so now take out your blowtorch,

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

Please watch this video

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

@whateverthepoodle

It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan