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opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

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boybeetles

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

boybeetles

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

yetanothergreyjedi

shower-thoughts-last-responder

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

headspace-hotel

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

emeraldcity1900

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day we’re* all clowns.

*was originally ‘you’re’ until someone in the comments correctly identified me as a clown. 🤡

Homestuck coming back around is such a punch in the gut.

I feel like an ex I hadn’t thought about in years just DM’d me out of the blue.

#homestuck

polycrews

how we feeling intermissionists

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byjove

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

boringkate

Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

ad-wills

snapscube

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

mumblesplash

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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mrsterlingeverything

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

littlegreenfag-deactivated20240

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

the-forest-library

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

wheeloffortune-design

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

marlynnofmany

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

aphony-cree

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

buns-of-men

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

tovakiin

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

perquisitemagnate

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

azothelement-deactivated2019010

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

dracophile

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

snapfoo

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

pcare-o-dactyl

justanotherdmdammit

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