psych major with a hypno kink :3

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

I would like to thank my delightfully round tummy for being a soft place that little animals like to sit on and snuggle up to me

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

brainwashing kink so abstract it amounts to 'wish i could watch/listen to tv static and cease to exist for one to twenty-four hours'. sex optional

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat

autistic fight club when

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

If you think you can hypnotize me with your beautiful eyes , you're totally right.

with every reblog this post gets, a scam bot on tumblr dies

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know