I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

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My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.
Edited to add:
If you want to see more pics of my brother’s awesome dog, check out the blog section of his website: http://www.reagandpufall.com/
Eight years later and she is still just as excited to go on adventures with my brother.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.
“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.
“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”
I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”
She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.
Children: #HACKED
Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.
Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.
My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.
Stuff like this is also a great test to see if the kid is actually seriously injured! Because with how much some kids cry over tiny bumps and scrapes, it can be hard to tell. But if you slap a Band-Aid on it or give them a cup of water or a piece of candy and they stop crying, they’re fine. If they keep crying despite whatever little placebo or distraction you’ve given them, you might wanna look a little closer at that injury or seek medical attention.
With my two’s class we ask them “more hurt or more scary?” It takes a bit of practice but after a few times they can answer without more prompting. More scary gets a hug and more hurt gets a look over.
That last one is so important because it validates the child’s feelings and tells them it’s okay to have these feelings and lets them learn how to deal with them, rather than just distracting them from them. I also helps teach the child to both communicate their feelings more readily and communicate when they’re hurt more clearly. All really important skills for a child to develop young.

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I cannot bring myself to edit this photo
This is like a van Gogh painting
That IS van gogh

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*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
owls are bullshit and here’s why
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this is what an owl looks like without feathers
look at it.
its like it came from the labyrinth.
thanks! i hate it
How do I unsee this
walking into the wrong class
whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

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i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
This is … unsettling.