Jen 🌻

i love listening to doja cat even though her music isn't really relatable to me because i have no money and im too scared to fuck and my ass is fucked up on one side from the car accident and ill never be famous but when i listen to her songs i feel like im there with her

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

The Forbidden Knowledge

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

im so hungry i could eat a meal

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies