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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

F1 is the perfect hyperfixation bc it has everything you could ever hyperfixate on, all in one: neurodivergent celebrities, statistics, complicated interpersonal relationships, rumours, eighty years of history, cool vehicles that go zoom, rivalry between teams you have to swear allegiance to, travel, homosexual tendencies, betrayal, data analysis, and fanfiction. what more could you even ask for??

i think we need to have a conversation about how well arvid’s been doing. i feel like the commentators and fans of f1 in general haven’t bern giving him the due credit. he’s managed to consistently be in the top 10, he’s had multiple points finishes and he’s clearly outperforming his car. all at the age of 18! he’s so insanely talented and i can’t wait to see how he grows as a driver.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

and good morning, to charles beautiful race, beautiful defense, and beautiful p2, giving us a back-to-back podium ; to oscar still going on and doing his very best, even after that collision that costed him his pace, reuniting him with his beloved p5 ; to isack absolute masterclass of a race, going from p21 to p6, deserving a dotd award, and showing he's not gonna be stopped by that rb second seat curse ; to lando own masterclass, showing us what he can do when his car is properly working, going from p13 to p7, registering fastest lap after fastest lap and almost getting a shot at a podium at one point ; to gabi getting another p8 and doing back-to-back point for audi ; to arvid, once again outperforming in a red bull and getting another finish in the points ; to franco absolutely incredible double overtakes on pierre and liam and getting some more colapoints, showing us how good of a driver he is ; to ollie and carlos for that beautiful battle that was sadly not shown on the broadcast ; and to george always keeping his head high and always fighting, no matter what. beautiful gp spa-francorchamps, thank you very much.

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

and good morning, to charles beautiful race, beautiful defense, and beautiful p2, giving us a back-to-back podium ; to oscar still going on and doing his very best, even after that collision that costed him his pace, reuniting him with his beloved p5 ; to isack absolute masterclass of a race, going from p21 to p6, deserving a dotd award, and showing he's not gonna be stopped by that rb second seat curse ; to lando own masterclass, showing us what he can do when his car is properly working, going from p13 to p7, registering fastest lap after fastest lap and almost getting a shot at a podium at one point ; to gabi getting another p8 and doing back-to-back point for audi ; to arvid, once again outperforming in a red bull and getting another finish in the points ; to franco absolutely incredible double overtakes on pierre and liam and getting some more colapoints, showing us how good of a driver he is ; to ollie and carlos for that beautiful battle that was sadly not shown on the broadcast ; and to george always keeping his head high and always fighting, no matter what. beautiful gp spa-francorchamps, thank you very much.

I hope Carlos celebrated Spain's win by kissing Charles sloppy style and then having sex on the private jet.

I hope Carlos celebrated Spain's win by kissing Charles sloppy style and then having sex on the private jet.