Hit The Bong Jean-Luc

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

If they weren't pussy they'd make an Ace Attorney Investigations: Franziska von Karma where you solve murders along with your wife Maya Fey

Franziska gets a magatama do you see my vision

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

jojos bizarre adventure is like. the exact, polar antithesis to that war is bad/wow cool robot image