Hit The Bong Jean-Luc

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

tomodachi life didn’t give us polyamory but it did give us infinite ant cutscenes

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

Best oldsona dubism is the San Francisco Really Big Guys it makes me laugh everytime they say it

NEVER flip your canvas. That's valuable time you could be using to draw everything at a slant.

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

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