boys dont know this

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

getting an ethicsjob from a girl with huge morals

well my phone screen is busted so I can't log into uhhhhh anything ever again. death to 2FA.

I tried to order a usb-c to hdmi connector via a site that turned out to be an amazon storefront, and amazon instantly locked me out and said if I can't verify my account via text I have to send them my passport

got so pissed once about this happening i discovered google has 'backup codes' hidden in ur privacy settings that you can generate and physically hold on to in order to authenticate yourself without any other bullshit. they really try to hide it away but it has saved my ass on several occasions when i wanted to use find my phone and it asked for a code. from my phone. to log in.

How to link here

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands