No. 1 Fucked Up Space Girl Fan

@feyd-rautha-apologist

It/she, mostly girl, bisexual. 20. House: Golden Deer. Colors: Mardu. Grand Alliance: Chaos.

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degeneracygenerator

this is the post of all time to me

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imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

getting picked up and bridal carried by my antgirl gf who can lift up to 50 times her weight

antgirl gf following her pheromone trail to my house to cuddle

antgirl gf using her antenna to touch my princess parts

doing snuffplay with my antgirl gf by covering myself in the dead ant pheromones

ant gf naming me the queen and breeding me again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

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the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

shakyfoundations

Christianity’s one truly good contribution to society I think is having a really good curse word

The number of permutations of ‘Jesus’ ‘fucking’ and ‘Christ’ are near endless (it’s 6 and they’re all good)

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

Me and @basalisk120 were put in charge of a “family quiz” last weekend and considering the tough audience (retired boomers, heterosexual millennials and their 4-8 yo children who don’t speak english) this question had a better reception than neither of us expected

stupid running joke i love is how every single splatoon campaign has some moment where the idols are like "surely you recognize us, the world-famous squid sisters/off the hook/deep cut" and the player character just. doesn't. because normally the punchline of this sort of joke is that haha they aren't actually that famous, they just have an overinflated sense of ego, but that is demonstrably not the case here. these are actual bona-fide megastars who just so happen to keep enlisting god's most autistic soldiers. the universe is conspiring against them to find the single most out-of-the-loop person in the world at any given moment and send them to save the day. this rocks. i hope they never stop pulling this shit

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"Estrogen Guy"

^every pharmacist ever hired

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

Ūropi (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.

white girl SHOCKS waitress by cumming directly onto her own face

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legendary-necromancer

well. oakjy i guess. like yeah what other kind of maid is there

sockssquishiiii

this just in: local dumbass harpy unaware that she's being manhandled by a mysterious large hand, quote "as easy as picking up a tame pigeon"

medibang will be the death of me i hate my laptop

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