MDPOPE aka most disturbed Pole on planet Earth

Genuinely despise when authors do the "haha we are so self aware" thing. Stop mocking whatever genre you are working with or stop working on that genre. Be more like Pratchett. Discworld characters are aware they are in a fantasy setting and it slaps because Pratchett loves fantasy and you get stuff like fate being a real thing and improbable things happening because its narratively satisfying and the characters bet on it. Its amazing

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

Hang this in an art gallery

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴