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What a lovely idea!

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Hot take but I really do think that some of yāall need to consider how/why/when/how often youāre making fun of straight people for being straight
I do it too, Iām not going to pretend I donāt make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever
But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived ācrimeā of being straight ā all in queer environments where he is allegedly ācompletely welcomeā and surrounded by āfriendsā
This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of yāall have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like youāve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone whoā actually ādoesnāt deserve it
And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didnāt even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and thatā well meaning or otherwise āI had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit
So, I dunno, I think maybe some of yāall should think about that too
Coming back to say that while a lot of the responses to this post have been mainly positive, some folks have an attitude that it should be something that my friendā or any cis, straight man āshould just be able to get over, because fuck āem, thatās why, because theyāre in a queer space and they should shut up and accept it, because you suffer as a queer person and they should have to suffer tooā regardless of whether or not this specific person has done anything to wrong you
Iām gonna say this point blankā youāre a tar pit if you think this way
Your suffering does not make you special, you are not granted brand new permissions to be belligerent and cruel because you have been treated poorly, straight people arenāt an oppressed class, no, but theyāre people who are entitled to the same amount of basic decency that you, yourself, are entitled to
It feels good when youāve been treated like shit to then go forward and treat other people like shit. Thatās what youāre admitting. Does it make you feel good to do harm? Are you proud of that? Are you comfortable with being that kind of person? Because I dunno about the rest of youā but I realized I wasnāt, and it turns out itās pretty fucking easy to change
Nauseating, by the way, just how prevalent abstinence-only ideology seems to have completely washed through people like. It's just common now for some shithead to show up like "you think it's normal for teenagers to watch porn? š¬" Yeah actually it is one of the most historically well-understood axioms of teenagers that they are horny all the time because of puberty. They're literally in the process of sexual development, their bodies are building and testing the hardware for sex.
Of course every person is different and there's a full spectrum of sex drive among teenagers, but if you're seriously expecting most teenagers not to masturbate until they turn 18 you are living in a fantasy. Sex isn't evil!!!!!! Sex isn't damaging!!! Sex is not toxic or harmful!!! Sex is just sex, and whether or not something constitutes sexual abuse or sexual harm has more to do with what makes something abusive or harmful, and little to do with how sexual it is.
Also, the idea that children seeing porn is how sexual abuse happens is fully based on gut-disgust reactions and has genuinely nothing to do with the realities of the factors that actually give rise to sexual abuse. Of course it should not be possible or at least likely for kids to just accidentally stumble into porn, but that's true in general; nobody wants to be jumpscared with porn when they're trying to do some other shit. If some non-adult is out there seeking out sexual materials, all that matters is that they're keeping it to themselves and not trying to engage strangers online about it, and that they have a solid foundation of sexual education and media literacy on which to make smart, healthy decisions while doing so.
Sexual development, like all development, happens over time, and starts before adulthood. We need to accomodate the reality that exists, no matter how uncomfortable that reality is. Trying to push to make it impossible for teenagers to see porn is just divorced from reality, and the basis for trying to do so is anti-science. Figure out how to deal with it.
Folks forget how common a trope it was in movies from the 70s and 80s that the teenage boy would have a stack of racy or explicit magazines under his bed, or for teenage girls to swoon over the muscular lifeguard climbing or if the pool/ ocean. The awkwardness of "The Talk" in 90s media came up all the time and generally was a call from the parent for the teenager to be careful, rather than it being treated as SINFULL. Teenage sexuality was treated as funny because it was embarrassing for kids to get caught or be taught about it, but it wasn't this taboo subject that masses of people would jump to calling pedophilia.
I think maybe I don't talk about how, as a former Sex Worker, these completely braindead talking points from SWERFs about the industry make it impossibly hard to have nuanced conversations about the actual risks, dangers, and broken stairs that exist in the industry. Imagine if, when people were working to make movie sets safer for talent and crew, some group was like "MOVIES DANGEROUS ABOLISH ALL FILM" and people nodded in agreement with that take and caved to it?
Like the industry IS exploitative often because having a conversation about regulation that actually moves toward legislation is nearly impossible. Politicians are afraid to touch the requests of actual industry workers because they will be bombarded by harassment groups, labeled as "groomers" or worse for even discussing our issues.
Instead it can feel like the conversation boils down to "Sex Work is empowering" vs. "Sex Work is rape" and those things are both absolutely insane, because sex work is a damn job???? It's not either of those things without additional information. My day job now sure as fuck isn't empowering. And I get threatened and assaulted here more than I did in any strip club, despite it being a "normal" job. The only difference is that I have avenues to escalate those things here, and people generally take me seriously when I do. Sex Workers need avenues like that too but you paranoia-stricken, self-centered, infantilizing mobsters don't want our actual needs to be met.

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the term āfeminine hygieneā being used so universally in stores makes me incredibly sad and it shocks me that more people donāt find it frustrating. why canāt we just say menstrual products??? itās more straightforward! what does āfeminine hygieneā even mean??? āmenstrual productsā doesnāt imply that menstruation is āunhygienicā, it doesnāt imply that you have to be āfeminineā to need them⦠itās a better term in every way. so WHY is āfeminine hygieneā the one companies are obsessed with using!! fuck!
the term āfeminine hygieneā stems from a time when menstrual products and similar were classed as illegal, āobsceneā products in the US. why are we still using a term invented in 1873. I should not be seeing this term in every supermarket I enter. Iām going to turn evil
this post is for transgender people. I donāt want anyone nasty about people like me touching this post please. if youāre trans exclusionary you can block me and go on with your life. if youāre trans Iām giving you a juicy piece of fruit and I love you
My account is still blocked from searching/tags/etc on my business blog @foundfamilyadventurecrafts so I'm posting this here. There's something very bad happening with Small Business, Tech, and Amazon. What else is new?
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Hey, that's us and a bunch of our friends! This whole thing SUCKS so bad and we're pissed. We've intentionally not listed our products on Amazon for the 15 years we've been in business. We're ready to join a class action lawsuit and kick some ass.
Guys if you want queer shit written by queers on our own terms you're going to have to start seeking out weird independent media. I'm sorry that's the only place you can regularly find it idk what to tell you, we can't keep acting like there's nothing if we're not getting blockbusters and triple A titles or whatever it is we're waiting around for. The thing you keep saying you want is already being offered for free by one person making a passion project on the internet and you would both benefit enormously if you interacted with it instead of lamenting that the only options we have for representation are pandering afterthoughts from corporate shit
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Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.
Yes, precisely.

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The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.
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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.
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so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back
the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing
If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, hereās a training exercise that could help save you both:
1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)
2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats
Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like youāre supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.
Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.
If thereās an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.
You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.
have you lot heard about the tiktoker whoās taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because sheās a hero
her name is ZoĆ« Bread and she doesnāt show her face, and sheās a British artist whose videos are basically her fucking with people in harmless ways - like, asking retail workers if they want an āofficialā picture of King Charles that is in fact a cartoon and filming their bewilderment (the person is never in the video; she films the floor and her shoes while sheās doing this). she also calls up companies who have stuff like ācall us to talk about [X]!ā written on their products to see if theyāll really talk to her about [X] and if the person at the call centre doesnāt know (āfull unedited silenceā is a feature in most of her videos), she will dig and dig until she finds someone who can. or, until she gets bored, which. fair. canāt fault that.
Iām currently trying to get a member of the british peerage to give me Ā£50 because weāre distant cousins. I appreciate her.
she travels around for these videos and one day she went to Manchester and parked on a road called Collier Street.
Collier Street has (or had, at the time) another car park at the end of it - the SIP car park. SIP is a private company that runs these. the signage on Collier Street indicated that the payment machine there was where youāre supposed to pay, so ZoĆ« and a fuckload of other people assumed that that was where you got the tickets. ZoĆ« put it on her car and went about fucking with whoever she decided to confuse today
she gets back to her car, has a parking ticket, and is confused
again - she paid for a ticket. she wasnāt trying to get out of paying.
because sheād bought a ticket from the machine that the SIP car park instead of the council run machine that is actually on a different road, sheād been ticketed. and, rightly so, she contests it and the person at the council says that the rules are the rules and thereās clear signage
Zoƫ: the signage is misleading
council: we donāt believe it is
Zoƫ: well, I was misled
council: we believe the signage is adequate
ZoĆ«, being ZoĆ«, doesnāt agree with this. she pulls up literal yearsā worth of data on the history of that sign, the parking on the road, and the number of people who got ticketed. very early on, she says sheās not actually bothered about her own ticket, but sheās upset that people are being caught out and sees that itās a money-making scheme for the council. she speaks to parking wardens, who mostly seem to agree that the signage is misleading. she has data. she calls them back. same response.
ZoĆ«, being an artist, makes her own sign. which she puts up below the official one. and then she waits to see how long it is before itās taken down.
[note: there was a side quest sometime during this - it went on for months - where she put cones in the parking spaces. the council moved them onto the pavement/sidewalk. this made it inaccessible for wheelchair users, people with prams, other people who canāt just move around them, which is illegal. so she called the council repeatedly to complain about the cones and monitored them until they were moved. this took ages - we are talking weeks.]
ZoĆ«ās sign gets taken down.
the signpost it was attached to, with the misleading sign, becomes a point of pilgrimage for British people who appreciate a good bit of humour with the intent of bullying the local government. it is COVERED in stickers.
her sign is taken down. the sign is not changed. more people get tickets.
[there was a second side quest, where ZoĆ« discovers that the SIP car park - the private one - doesnāt have planning permission. she doesnāt let this slide.]
not happy with this, ZoĆ« calls in to the local radio station. which has a Q&A with Andy Burnham. the Mayor of Manchester. she calls in and asks him about this. Andy Burnham says heās taking her concern into consideration and will look into it, and get back to her if she calls in next week.
sheās not put through next week.
she contacts his office.
no response.
she calls in again and brings it up.
[all this is happening while sheās repeatedly ringing the council to ask them about it]
she has gone from āharmless tiktok pranksterā to ācalling out government incompetenceā. with a MASSIVE platform.
eventually, after her being interviewed by the BBC, Manchester City Council puts up a sign saying where the actual car park for Collier Street is (there is a running bit where a council worker misheard her and thought she said āCollyhurst Streetā, which to my knowledge does not exist. ZoĆ« now exclusively refers to it as that, including in her radio appearance and on her phone calls)
she isnāt done. she now has a petition to force the government to change vague signage. the government said no, all their signage is adequate. sheās now fighting with them. in one of her most recent videos, she was on the phone with the House of Commons enquiry department trying to figure out how to contest it. sheās brilliant.
anyway, this is why the art of Fucking About must never be lost. big up Zoƫ

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
frankly i feel absolutely no, probably even negative, kinship with childfree people who hate children lol thatās not why iām childfree⦠iām actually childfree because i love and respect children enough to know that i am not the kind of person to give them the kind of childhood and parent they rightfully deserve