You Can't Kill Progress

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

@sammakesart if you’re not scoping out the new warframe dnd arc fanart, this is a community service alert to do so

@aiobhan-on-tmblr I was not aware of this development!! But now I need to know everything!!!

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you