For my art follow @siennadraws

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[image description: fanart of madoka kaname and sayaka miki from puella magi madoka magica. they're playing video games together, with madoka sitting in sayaka's lap as they do. madoka points at the screen in excitement, then kisses sayaka on the cheek. sayaka's eyes go wide and they both blush and laugh sheepishly. then, they catch each other's eyes again, still blushing. madoka smiles flirtatiously and the two kiss again, on the lips. end description.]

[image description: a thumbnail image for an article by them titled, "rupaul's drag race subreddit declares war on tomodachi life content." the image is a photo of rupaul out of drag. since he's bald and is wearing an orange shirt, he looks vaguely like he could be the dalai lama. end description.]