Technicolor Dream

You’re such a hype man, Hayley!  I love it.  And you’re adorable. Tell me like… every single little thing about you, please.  What do you eat for breakfast?  What’s your relationship like with your mother?  What are the names and addresses of the last 3 people who hurt you so we can go sneak into their homes and cut the nipples out of all their shirts.

i’ve been the lead of a band for what feels like my whole life, so i guess i’ve had a little bit of practice? ya think? well thanks! cuz i think you are, too! everything? fuck..how much time do you have? normally? few eggs? cereal? oatmeal? depends on what i’ve got going on, but if it’s a treat? waffle house all day! so good, she’s the coolest! you’d like her, everyone days. no time to tell you, let’s just go!

Huh… now that you mention it, I do try to set a mood in most situations and not everybody appreciates that.  So thank you.  And yes, of course I’m trying to set you up.  That’s why they call me Cheats, ya’know.  Did you just say you secretly hope I did break my arm?  Haha. Evil.  1 is not the lie!  Camp Ramah was how I spent all my summers.  I can still perform some of Guys and Dolls in Hebrew.  And 3 is also not a lie.  I had my arm put in a cast before curtain 8 times a week and then cut off during intermission, but never actually broke it, thank goodness.  My dressing room is pink!  I just wanted something bright and cheery to counter the dark, seriousness of the show I’ve been in for the last 5 months.  And the pink helps to…  -set the mood-.

well you should, this has already been the dopest experience! i might have to start trying to do it now, too. i love this! oh, see? i knew it! you’re tricky, i called it, but i also respect it. i deserved that. but it’s also why i went with one, it just seemed TOO obviously true! i am a little bit evil, i have my moments, i can admit that! holy crap that sounds both great and awful? just a little bit? but you’re also very clearly a trooper, so respect! it’s the little things, sometimes? and with what your play is about, i can only imagine you need it.

It IS a warm fuzzy blanket, but with the AC on and a lightly scented candle.  Welcome.  Cheats had to have come from somewhere.  Maybe it’s your subconscious trying to warn me of something.  I’ve gotta keep an eye out for you…  YEAH my turn.  Here I go.  1, I went to Jew camp when I was a kid.  2, My dressing room is baby blue.  3, I wore a cast for years, but never broke my arm.

holy shit, you read my mind! it’s exactly like that, wow..you really know how to set a mood, huh? i like it! no way, it came from no where! i don’t know, i think a poker movie was on in the background? so maybe that’s where it came from? i have no idea! okay this feels like you’re setting me up for some reason? maybe because i don’t know you very well, but you look like you could be tricky, but in the best way! so for that reason, i’m going with 1 as the lie! but secretly hoping it’s 3 for the story behind it?

[txt]; you should! because it's how i feel! i think i can manage that?

Aw yay.  Social anxiety buddies!  -high five-  Ok, so, I don’t think you’d lie about when your birthday is, so I’m calling that true.  Your neighbor was an NBA player and your nickname is cheats? Hmm.  The neighbor one is so random, so..  lie?  Why would your nickname be cheats though?  Are you a cheater?  Please explain all of this.

oh i can so get down with this, boy! i love it here, it feels like a warm, fuzzy blanket, already! you never know? i could be like, way shifty and stuff? ha, so, no. my nickname is not cheats. i don’t even know where the hell i came up with that? my neighbor did play in the nba, yea. pretty cool. so how does this work, is it your turn now?

Hey, I’m Ben.  And I’m just gonna come right out and say it.  I’m terrible at meeting new people unless it’s a completely forced interaction which eventually settles into a friendship over time.  So, I’m sorry in advance.  You know what could work?  Two truths and a lie.  Yes?  Yes.  Give me your best ones.  I’ll guess first.

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i’m sorry, i’m just having a hard time here. i’ve read this and i just can’t seem to wrap my head around the fact that i didn’t write it myself? because same, man! i’ve been like this what feels like my whole life, too. it’s all i know! a game? love this! hmm..well? my birthday is two days after christmas, my childhood neighboor was an NBA player, my nickname is cheats. whatcha think?