klee main

just saw a “period typical homophobia” tag on a fic set in the early 2000s and like…you arent wrong but jesus things changed fast huh

if you were a man who didn’t dress like his last shower was three weeks ago or a woman who didn’t have her tits out, you were automatically gay in 2004 and it wasn’t a compliment

never let your guard down around a can of anything carbonated cause it wants to hurt you so badly

Maybe you, but I’m built different

the feminine urge to say ‘so true’ in response to every single thing

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it

she stops trying to kill him and he’s honestly a little disappointed

we weren’t ready for this as a site in 2013 but i think we’re ready now

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

What stat requirements do you need to use it