same old thing in brand new drag

just in case you didn't click through, this is an appox. $80,000 mouse

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else