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crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that