fëanor did nothing wrong

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

AND nobody is offering me drugs, smdh

to love is to teach your heart plasticity. we must not let the muscles required to love atrophy

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

Everyone who likes this post gets a slice of the banana bread I'm baking. 🍌

metal is a genre of music that was invented so straight men could whine about their girly little feelings with the added protection of sick guitar riffs... over the years this has evolved into various sub-genres ranging from replacing the singing part with yelling about their girly feelings instead to singing about what seems to be the renaissance fair for some reason

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

bilbo baggins

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance