guys i found something revolutionary

ANYWAY if there’s one thing I learned from this site it’s that buying 144 plastic kazoos as a Christmas present for a ten year old is simultaneously the best and worst possible idea

in those “me vs other girls” post im always the other girl they’re referencing. Im hot as fuck, rich, and cooler than you

I love these because all these huge skeleton monsters just seem sort of….sheepish. Or shy. Or almost sweet? They’re not trying to be intrusive, they can’t help that they’re big and look like they do. They’re just trying to be social, and are awkward about it. 

before I even saw someone had left this comment my first thought was “god, would it kill you to say hi to them?”

@simonalkenmayer

Charming

ok from now on you can only comment on my posts if i invite u to do so. vampire switch is now ON

hey can i comment on this post

you may comment on this post

can i comment on this post please i have something to say

hm… its getting a bit crowded on here. but i will allow you to comment on this post.

by asking we’re already commenting on the post, so by this logic we can’t even ask?

you are no longer allowed to comment on this post

:(

wait that poster wasnt a joke

I’m gonna see this seven times

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

Swiper got Dora fucked up

Ok, I don’t know if this movie is going to be good or not, but how can you not be a little curious about a movie that features that line. 

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances