Et Tu, Homosexual

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

unrestrained summer fun

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

dig how Portugal is looking at her

where else could you get this

Are you fucking kidding me

i have never been happier 

they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day