Coasterpilled

you people aren't CASTING

clocking into a shift at the dick sucking factory but I work in payroll so it's basically just a normal office job

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

“gender is so fun to play around with and be silly with!” okay cool personally i’m not having fun with a construct that has oppressed women & girls for all of its existence

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

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“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know