Coasterpilled

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

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“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

cats will just treat you as terrain

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

holy shit its for real

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake