light bends around you

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

very skilled at having a headache

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

one thing i noticed about american sitcoms is that they make it seem like YOU HAVE TO attend these high school reunions and relive your trauma again and again

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]