light bends around you

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

one thing i noticed about american sitcoms is that they make it seem like YOU HAVE TO attend these high school reunions and relive your trauma again and again

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

The older I get, the stayer I home.

Don't get me wrong, I do like complex villains as much as the next person. But sometimes I just want my protagonist to be tortured by Badguy McEvil who has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy