light bends around you

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

in your early 20s you are going to watch a show that got canceled after 2 seasons. it's very important that you watch this show and make complaining about it never getting the 3rd season it deserved a core piece of your personality.

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

u ever look at a shade of green and think "yes."

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe