On the internet no one knows you're a t-rex.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

My theory is that this post directly lead to the nefarious eunuch cat posts

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

i wonder what they're gossiping about

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”