BTWSC

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

Instructions unclear, my laundry is now folded

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

your honor i was just furthering the plot

Meow

thank you your honor

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly