Jar Jar binks defense squad

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever

lestat de lyingcunt, possibly telling the truth: vampires PISS, vampires FUCK, i have NEVER HAD A BOB IN MY LIFE, and fucking is everyone's fourth favorite thing!!!!!!

god but imagine being the day manager of that mustafarian lava factory. walk into work one day your computers are all fucked up, half of your rig is gone and one room is just full of dead bodies

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP