you: AOC
my brain: Archive of Our Cortez
oh thank god itâs not just me
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Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Acquired Stardust

Love Begins

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Product Placement
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my brain: Archive of Our Cortez
oh thank god itâs not just me

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Manâs carrier on the counter: hi heâs here for shots and a nail trim and heâll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, itâll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well weâll try without first and weâll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file
Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villainâs record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Manâs more heinous crimes:
Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasnât sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldnât/wouldnât move when we found him in the morning Â
Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasnât fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
Tricked me into loving him forever anyway
The reverse progression of Modern Humans to simple life forms.Â
Bimboification
Jo, my friend, my best buddy I will strike you down if you continue to say things like this
Me trying not to tell random people trivia about whatever my hell brain has latched onto this month

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Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestorâs name.
I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.
why did you start a competition that youâve already won
#218 Slugma is cookinâ up a delicious pizza pie!
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âgames arenât art, huh???â *picture of skyrim*

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the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an âsâ onto shit your younger sibling plays. âOh, youâre playing pokemons? youâre booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?â because itâs the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao
OP you are missing the power of âthe.â As in âthe pokey-manâ or âthe fortnite.â Hell, I just say âthe Costcoâ and everyone around me loses their shit.
Once youâre over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range
waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water
this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak
Quick I need someone with photoshop expirience pm me
The last guy we picked up on Twitter just put in his two weeks, first response gets a job at the White House
I used to use MS Paint a decade ago. Howâs that for experience?
Youâre hired. I need a photo of the squads heads on the devils body. Please note that I want it to be a 4 headed demon and thatâs thereâs a bonus in it for you if you can have âsatan squadâ stepping on the constitution. Just post it to my twitter account once youâre done
I wasnât sure which squad to pick, so I picked yours, cause itâs the bEsT.
This is 100x better than anything I expected 10/10

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I saw this post and immediately thought of this scene...
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Critically important cinematography
my waist ainât snatched that shits confiscated got me wig confiscated
there are few things I look forward to as much as her songs
okay but no offense this shit goes hard!