Ahhhhhhh

oh thank god it’s not just me

Bimboification

Jo, my friend, my best buddy I will strike you down if you continue to say things like this

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

Quick I need someone with photoshop expirience pm me

The last guy we picked up on Twitter just put in his two weeks, first response gets a job at the White House

I used to use MS Paint a decade ago. How’s that for experience?

You’re hired. I need a photo of the squads heads on the devils body. Please note that I want it to be a 4 headed demon and that’s there’s a bonus in it for you if you can have “satan squad” stepping on the constitution. Just post it to my twitter account once you’re done

This is 100x better than anything I expected 10/10

Critically important cinematography

my waist ain’t snatched that shits confiscated got me wig confiscated

there are few things I look forward to as much as her songs

okay but no offense this shit goes hard!