It's cheaper than Simon/Comparable to Garfunkel

if i felt bad wbout neglecting my children in order to star in cw shows i would simply stop signing up to star in cw shows

@watney

why weren’t you at the group meowing session bro everyone was so worried

@weeniscaptor @weeniscaptor @weeniscaptor

I was watching lesbian porn and one of the girls had a supernatural anti possession tattoo on her shoulder

@aristaeuss

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

vote the epic of gilgameš for epic poem of the year at the mta (mesopotamian tablet awards)

I'm going to attempt to use a script to unfollow everyone, then refollow my mutuals. Sorry... my dash is unusable due to following 1.1k+ people :(.

IT'S DONE reply if you want to mutuals again please -3-

Just realized my replies were set to mutuals only... sorry :( Also, I will follow back most of you in 24 hours, as tumblr is freaking out due to my use of the script.

I keep clicking the follow button to re-add blogs and it is... not working? hm?

extremely hilarious and relatable to me that apparently vergil tried public speaking all of once and then never did it again

I'm going to attempt to use a script to unfollow everyone, then refollow my mutuals. Sorry... my dash is unusable due to following 1.1k+ people :(.

IT'S DONE reply if you want to mutuals again please -3-