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tyaz

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

alleycatboy

they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage

the-real-seebs

my love language is touch but i have a heavy accent

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wizardarchetypes

oh hell yes an open askbox. builds a nest in it

Aw man I can't remove that bc of the migratory blogger treaty act of 1918. very well.

orbleton

contemptible-scoundrel

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

badger-and-bloom

i have water autism which means armand has water autism. they have a biiiiiiiig wall aquarium in the dubai penthouse for armand to sit in front of for hours in a dark room, just watching his fish. sometimes when things get especially hard he climbs into it and just floats, lets the fish come to him and surround him. the gentle movement of the water around him helps. the daily swimming being an armand activity, not a rashid one. armand spending hours at the beach on night island, in and out of the water. lingering on the harbour when the boats come in. swimming in the venice canals as a boy.

yaoiblackmold

I mean it is totally canonical to his character

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redwing

whenever someone types bucky’s name as “borky” i think of a tiny lil dog going bork bork bork

redwing

him go Bork!

schusseltier

let him speak….

thestrawberryfool

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

lesbianlongsword

im mommys little flash card slut

lesbianlongsword

are you mommy's little flash card slut? did you do all your flash cards today? youre getting so good at doing your language learning flash cards for mommy

lesbianlongsword

stop being funnier than me

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

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songstone

This is what happened right?

shaydh

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

shaydh

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

fairweatheralways

medusadyke

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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fairycosmos

i should be a woman in 2007 doing woman in 2007 things

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