Gideon sitting in Harrow’s mind going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ is practically canon but everyone leaves out that she’s going ‘gay 😡 gay 😡homosexual 😡 gay 😡’ because Harrow uses her tongue to check Ianthe’s mouth to see if she keep up her end of the deal like the crazy ass lesbian she is.

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

Reading Gideon the Ninth and I’m not convinced these ‘lesbian necromancers in space’ are ever going to make out, say they love each other or actually date. I’m getting the sense they’re going to spend all four of these books being utterly deranged in a hundred different ways that have never been done before in an extremely disturbing and lesbian fashion. This is not a criticism, I am very much on board for more of this, btw.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to Ianthe Tridentarius*

Ianthe would eat you while you were still alive

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

imagine your mom coming into your place of work and immediately accusing you without any evidence of making a mistake in front of like 7 of your coworkers and your boss. now imagine it's the ER, your patient is coding and you're fucking 20.