lucifer

its a battle every time i shower

hope you don't mind op

This is very good

joint statement from NWSL supporters groups in response to the SCOTUS decision today

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

tried to go through the self-check so i wouldn't have to look a cashier in the eye while buying 25 individual lemonades (some not pictured) only to be foiled by one of them saying 'oh the line is so long, i can take you over here'

i'd willingly curse myself so that you might haunt me forever. so that some version of you might stay by my side. but i know you too well. i know you're already gone.