Stinky Piss-soaked Dogthing™

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#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

Choose your hole man. I’ll take you in either end. Or both!

Chaud

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

She was evil as fuck but I gotta hand it to Carmilla in the Castlevania anime: she did all that shit in heels