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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

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This is a lot to unpack
Something something, pissing on the poor
come hither, my loyal knight
a little closer
perfect
*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*
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another relatable thing about Murderbot is it is obsessed with its favorite show (Sanctuary Moon). it has watched and re-watched it so many times, it uses its favorite episodes to self-soothe, it credits this show with being the first thing that "made it feel like a person." Murderbot's identity is as entwined with Sanctuary Moon as a preteen fandom blogger experiencing the drug that is self-discovery-through-media for the very first time. Murderbot is a FAN, okay.
and despite being the pov narrator for multiple novels and novellas, Murderbot never once, not even inside its own head, claims that Sanctuary Moon is a good show.
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
wobbuffet
Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know
Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands
Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage
Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting
Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse
The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through
Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.
If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind
I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate
If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it
The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.
It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start
I don’t really know how to end this
I just need to know people are aware
I need to know people are seeing whats happening
fake horse adventures
one horse here is really hogging the brain cell
REVEAL YOURSELF
the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT
the way the person
in the back fake kicked at the
gray horse took me OUT
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

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A conversation that probably happened at some point:
"Who's this?"
"Ratthi. Murderbot's comfort human."
"And that one?"
"Gurathin, Murderbot's discomfort human."
I love The Murderbot Diaries because it reads like fanfiction of The Murderbot Diaries. "Murderbot finally has to acknowledge its PTSD when the symptoms start to endanger its work, surrounded by loving friends who do their best to help it accept that it has value as a person not just a tool" is a fanfiction plot. "ART isn't allowed to do the accounting because it cooks the books for no reason" is something Tumblr would make up. And yet.
I’m reading fanfic of Murderbot and just let me say that I keep forgetting the Argument Lounge is a term in the source material and was not made up for fanfic.
Murderbot specifically names its sabotage files:
1) CodeBundle.LockItDown 2) CodeBundle.FuckThem 3) CodeBundle.FuckThisToo
And that is a real thing that happened in canon.
#ART and murderbot canonically make a baby that embodies both of their personalities#(for those who don't read murderbot- murderbot 2.0 [ie ART and murderbots baby] is the one who named the sabotage files)
I love 2.0 because it was specifically killware, like it was made for a purpose and that purpose was to destroy a hostile system and die in the process, and someone's like "hey are you two sure you want to make a suicide baby, this might have emotional ramifications, you're probably gonna feel bad about this" and they're both like "no it's fine we're not squishy humans it's different for us" and then after it's made it talks to both of them on separate occasions and they're both like "you know I feel kinda bad about this" and 2.0 is like "shouldn't have made me killware then, sucks to be you" and has no conflicting emotions about its fate whatsoever
#i loooooove how bots and their functions work in tmbd#of course mb2.0 has no comflicting emptions abt its purpose. thats its Purpose!#just like mb wants to do security and ART wants to do research and teaching (and corporate espionage). thats their purposes!!#its just sooo tasty#the contrast between MIs with a function that is central to their sense of self and wellbeing#and humans who are cartoonishly adaptable#makes for some GREAT drama (see the end of ASR)#tmbd
I loved the part where the comfortunit tried to get MB on board with Killing All Humans and MB and ART were like "a human definitely told it to say that, a construct would never want to do that" because like. If there were no humans then who would MB do security for? What would be the endpoint of ART's research? Who would the comfortunit even comfort? NOT a well thought out long-term plan, to deprive everyone of their purpose.
my favorite thing about that sequence is that MB describes ART as metaphorically "clutching its function" in the same way an overwrought Victorian lady might clutch her pearls.
I know everyone's all on the "SecUnits quietly freeing themselves from their governor modules eventually escape/revolt and set up on Preservation" train but I think it would be way funnier if Murderbot and a handful of humans end up stranded somewhere and get rescued by a mysterious ship who are really tight-lipped about where they come from and won't name what corporation they're working for or let them access any information while they rescue them and weather a long trip home and MB's all "I have to pretend to be human and also find out if we've been captured by pirates or by some random corporation because we've definitely been captured by *somebody* who's trying to figure out how to make a bunch of money out of rescuing us", but it turns out that the whole reason that their rescuers were tight-lipped was because THEY thought that MB's group were pirates and/or scummy corporates trying to spy on THEM (an impression not helped by MB and friends trying to dig into their files and figure out who they are) and they're trying to maintain secrecy because they're from a different independent planet that's trying to stay as off-the-radar as possible because it's the refuge of a bunch of "stolen" (freed) constructs of all kinds that were rescued by that one comfortunit that MB freed way back, and the CU and its ever-growing cast of allies have been focusing on freeing constructs this whole time while MB's been off fucking around with its own stuff.
I love MB and it doesn't owe anyone a revolution, it can spend its own time however it likes, but if you hand a sex slave who's been forced into bullshit profit and murder schemes the universal key to its bomb collar, I wouldn't be remotely surprised if its first thought is "I'm going back in for the others". MB handed the key over in honour of the comfortunits who'd given their lives trying to protect people and everything.
Also it would be nice to see some more narrative justice for the comfortunits after MB's... entire attitude. I love MB as a narrator, nothing against a bigoted protagonist, it's a great character beat, but that person who pointed out that constructs absolutely are not ungendered and that their two genders are Prostitute and Cop wasn't wrong. It'd be nice to get some more of Team Prostitute than MB's... mis-comfort-y? Someone help me invent a word here. We got a sort of begrudging "well those were some of the good ones" re: the CUs who sacrificed themselves to try to save people in the mine and then dropped all awareness of comfortunits entirely like a loudly homophobic grumpy grandpa at Christmas quietly mumbling that the gay neighbour is a hard worker at least and then dropping the topic for the rest of the year without having to admit to himself that same sex marriage isn't evil.
#and re: the original idea#i think it would be fun if team bots figured out mb was a secunit but not that it's free#so they try to help it without tripping its governor module or tipping off its humans#misunderstandings and shenanigans (with heartbreaking implications) ensue
You understand my vision.
Stern and tight-lipped captain of the ship: Obviously a construct that's been ordered to behave human because they don't want us to know they have the backing of a big corporation and are trying to hide their security. Unusual amount of flexibility from people using corporate constructs, but might work in our favour. I'm going to see if I can subtlely convince it to sit in a chair, that's an early milestone for many liberated secunits, might as well get a head start.
Muderbot: This is some kind of obscure test. Shit. She knows. We're all doomed.
Gotta include these tags
I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”
As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
Man with the power to end any conversation
I can totally see it guys.

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He is Dorry...He is.